Shameless Warlock
Vol 2 Chapter 105: Your friend Beifeng is online
Xu Nan was on fire at the time: "Which law is not responsible? Nine-year compulsory education net student science class, right?"
He grabbed the fat man and pulled out a brand new work permit:
"I am a policeman."
The fat man widened his eyes and looked at it for a long time: "This is a student card."
Xu Nan calmly slammed the student back and exchanged a formal certificate.
"Anyway, this film will be under my control in the future. Anything related to professionals can be notified to me or my subordinates."
"I am also a student of the University of Commerce, so please don't have any barriers."
"In the final analysis, professionals are ordinary people before they awaken."
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xu Nan simply greeted the nearby residents.
Everyone has a good impression of Xu Nan.
The three salted fish brothers twisted for a while, and they couldn't look handsome, even if they were court eagle dogs, they had the advantage.
The owner of the hot pot restaurant is a middle-aged woman who doesn't seem to be annoying. A mandarin with a Southwestern dialect swells and frustrates, almost pointing at the fat man's nose.
She told Xu Nan the ins and outs of the matter.
The fat man came in and ate wildly. She felt that something was wrong at the time and kept her mind secretly. As a result, the boy ate for three hours and ran away after eating...
To say that this fat man is naturally extraordinary as a professional, and his agility is shocking. The lady boss saw that he was not a mortal and didn't want to chase him right away. Who knew that this guy was too fat and went directly to the door!
At this time, she remembered the help hotline issued by Qianman Society yesterday, seeking help from the new neighborhood committee.
When Xu Nan and others arrived, the fat man barely got out of the door. It was quite hard to see him sweating profusely.
Facing the accusation of the proprietress, the fat man was not afraid of boiling water.
"Do you have anything to refute?"
Xu Nan asked calmly.
He has already seen it with the appraisal technique. This guy is also a warlock, but his level is very low, only one level.
"No. What she said is true, I am a professional, don't I have any benefits? Isn't it just eating a little from her house and returning it to her in the future!"
The fat man said frankly.
The onlookers showed their contempt and indignation.
Even the three salted fish brothers couldn't help but want to get started and smoke him. The kangaroo is already smoking.
Xu Nan stopped the kangaroo with a calm expression:
"Liu Jian, Warlock, Glutton Bloodline Awakening Loser...I just read your registration information, so this set is useless to me."
"Tsk tusk tusk, your resume is a bit amazing. You have been in a detention center for half a month after you have eaten food repeatedly, and the food expenses in the detention center have increased significantly during that half month, so you are released again."
Xu Nan is now a full member of the Qianman Society, and his mobile phone can be directly connected to the database of the Qianman Society. According to the level of authority, he can access the information of many people, including the fat man who committed the crime.
"What's the matter? You're so prosperous after you're all professionals? Vagrant people become addicted?"
Liu Jian immediately became angry, with blue veins on his forehead showing:
"Who said I am a vagrant? I am a football player!"
Xu Nan was surprised: "Your body shape is not suitable for counterfeiting? It's too obvious."
The fat man's face flushed, "Who kicked a match-off! I don't allow you to insult my dream."
"Actually, I am a goalkeeper. As long as I eat enough fat, one day I can cover the entire goal. At that time, my defense will be airtight!"
"Those who laughed at me, want to score goals, have to ask about my fat!"
Everyone next to him was stunned. Seeing the fat man who was like a ball, suddenly felt that his dream was not out of reach.
Wang Dongdong couldn't help but applaud for his dream.
Xu Nan glared at the unreliable double-knife ranger, then looked at the fat man:
"I don't care about your dreams, what do you say about this meal today!"
The fat man said with a guilty conscience: "I don't have money. I have nothing. I am poor and white. I wanted to kill myself after eating this good meal."
"What about now?" Xu Nan sneered.
"After I'm full, I don't want to die." The fat man was aggrieved: "The team doesn't want me, and I have nowhere to go. Or you can do it, take me? Don't look at me fat, I don't eat much. of……"
Wang Dongdong seemed to have a sudden increase in IQ, and he said, "Boss, I'm afraid there is fraud!"
The other residents also persuaded: "Don't believe him, this man is as fat as a rat, he is not a good person at first sight!"
Who knew that Xu Nan nodded and agreed:
"Well, you can follow me in the future, and I will give you a chance to be born again!"
"I will pay for this meal for you."
The fat man showed a look of astonishment, and a trace of cunning and triumph flashed in his eyes. He licked his face and ran to Xu Nan's side: "Big Brother, I'm actually still hungry..."
Xu Nan smiled and settled the bill for him, waving a big hand:
"No problem, eat as much as you want, just follow me after eating!"
The fat man smiled openly: "Brother wise!"
The crowd around the audience looked at Xu Nan with a look of the wrongdoer, even Ning Le couldn't see it, and he stabbed Xu Nan in the waist:
"Boss, this guy wants to take advantage of you for nothing!"
Wang Dongdong also nodded, staring at Li Jingran and said, "Why don't you persuade the boss? Do you have two hearts?"
Li Jingran held the long sword, looked at Xu Nan's figure walking away with the fat man, and sneered:
"When did you see that the boss could be taken advantage of by others?"
Both Wang Dongdong and Ning Le were taken aback, and muttered in their hearts:
Everyone is salted fish brothers, you shouldn't have an IQ that exceeds our average level!
...
At night, in a remote place, the fat man was gnawing wildly with a lot of potato chips.
This place is the most desolate area in the university city, with no people around, it is best for certain restricted movies.
Xu Nan smiled and asked, "Have you been full?"
The fat man grinned: "I'm not full, but it's almost done. Brother, you are such a good person. I'll set a pillar of eternal incense at home when I look back!"
Xu Nan smiled and said, "I don't need the longevity incense. I said I would give you a chance to rebirth, so I will do what I say."
"You have to be prepared, after all, this kind of opportunity is not always encountered!"
The fat man said solemnly: "No problem! I'll do what the big brother asked me to do!"
Xu Nan nodded: "That's good."
In the next second, a burst of blue light suddenly appeared in his hand.
Under the powerful mana infusion, an unstable portal took shape immediately!
Fatty's eyelids twitched: "Big brother, what are you doing... Wouldn't you want to test me on humans?"
Xu Nan scolded: "Am I like that kind of person?"
"Go in, I told you a chance for a new life, not to lie to you."
The fat man seemed to understand something, suddenly blessed to his soul, he hugged Xu Nan's thighs and wept bitterly: "Big brother, I won't go! I just want to follow you and be a cow and horse for you all my life!"
If someone who doesn't know the truth sees this acting skills, they think they are brothers for decades.
Xu Nan sighed: "In your situation, the earth can't tolerate you anymore. The bloodline awakening failed can only be repaired by going to places with better rules, understand?"
The fat man was stunned.
Xu Nan took advantage of his daze, kicked him into the portal, and then launched the teleport!
The fat man's screams just sounded and disappeared in place.
Xu Nan looked sad: "Brother, this is for your good!"
Before long, a drifting bottle came from the portal!
[People have received, 1/5 of this month's quota]
Xu Nan smiled and began to write a note:
"Pay according to our agreement?"
Recently, this portal seems to have stabilized a lot, and the number of drifting bottles that can be passed daily has also increased. Although City Lord Xu was very busy, the great cause of chatting with Prince Caesar never stopped. The two sides reached an agreement on the number of transfers this month.
Soon, the drifting bottle came back:
"no problem."
In another world, the ice wind collar, Chang Fengtuo looked angrily at the chubby man on the ground:
"Your Royal Highness, do you really want to complete the agreement with Xu Nan as scheduled? This person is too cunning!"
The four princesses were expressionless: "Otherwise? Do you regret it?"
"Just pay him the full amount of the purple jade pearl as agreed."
Chang Fengtuo scratched his hair in annoyance:
"My fault, I thought at the time that he proposed to exchange the weight of the teleporter for purple jade pearls because heavier adult men need to consume more magic power..."
"Unexpectedly, go and weigh this fat man, how many catties in the end!"
The fat man raised his hand weakly:
"When my eldest brother sent me over, he already weighed it, here."
He also has a small ticket for the weight machine in his pocket.
More than five hundred catties. Means five kilograms of purple jade pearls!
Chang Feng Tuo was silent.
On the contrary, the mentality of the four princesses is much better: "It's okay, according to your people on earth, it's like a daughter to buy bones."
"Next time, he will never put another fat man over, right?"
However, she obviously underestimated someone's integrity.
Earth, underground city.
Xu Nan skillfully opened Baidu and started searching——
[How to put an elephant in a small door]
...
Xu Nan and Caesar reached an agreement that professionals can only exchange purple jade pearls, and ordinary people can only exchange ordinary pearls.
Of course the elephant is not a professional, but he can find a druid who can transform!
It's a pity that I didn't meet the right one for a while.
He strolled in the dungeon for a while, and confirmed that Tang and Lena got along well, and he was in a good mood.
At this time, he ran into Qin Lele who didn't know where he was coming back from. The captain of the urban management team roasted chicken in his left hand and Coke in his right, eating while walking.
Xu Nan said in surprise: "Comrade Qin Lele, what's your situation recently? It seems that you have eaten a lot more often?"
Qin Lele said vaguely with a chicken drumstick in his mouth, "What's wrong? People like us are easy to get hungry~www.readwn.com~ It's normal to have meals."
Xu Nan thought for a while: "Is it because of puberty?"
Qin Lele vomited his bones: "Have you never heard that poor chests are extremely hungry? Being poor means being small, which means that people like us are easy to be hungry!"
After all, she patted her chest proudly.
Xu Nan was stunned. The child was holding an idiom dictionary recently. He thought he had changed his sex, but he did not expect to become a new generation of idiom ghosts.
Qin Lele was obviously very busy, and he didn't know where he went after eating the roast chicken.
In the huge underground city, only City Lord Xu was left.
He opened the QQ that he hadn’t used for a long time in a boring manner. At this moment, a familiar face lighted up——
[Your friend Beifeng is online]
...
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