Shameless Warlock

Xu Nan never expected that the Protoss consciousness in the Azure Dreamland who should still be ignorant would throw himself on the lightning rod of the Eiffel Tower...!

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Fortunately, he has a magic carpet.

At this time, he was always very grateful to Stephen Sang’s alchemists. If Jiang Yuanchi had a copycat magic carpet, he could not decide when he could return home!

He looked down, and there were not many people under the Eiffel Tower at dawn.

It seems that this task can be done!

what happened? Just allow the French to build a male genital symbol of more than a thousand feet, and not allow us to release ourselves here?

Xu Nan left the task at that time, these were the few tasks he would not hesitate to!

then……

He ran to the restroom of the Eiffel Tower to pee happily!

No way, the task does not stipulate where to release yourself? The toilet on the Eiffel Tower is also included in the tower!

Xu Nan is not a fool, he really peeed. If he is famous for being photographed by satellites, he is a member of the Qianman Society, and he went abroad without reporting to the organization. What if it becomes an international incident?

Xu Nan is not afraid of troubles. If you can cause troubles, you can cause troubles less!

Besides, drilling a loophole in your family's system...not a loophole.

Sure enough, he came out of the bathroom and greeted the surprised French security guard, and Xu Nan's task was successfully completed.

The system prompt seems reluctant.

Xu Nan sat on the magic carpet and drove away before the stupid French police could react.

He was looking at the new expertise at high altitude.

To put it bluntly, it is the expertise that Beifeng needs most. Xu Nan felt that it was so-so. In terms of practicality, it might not be great!

Anyway, it was a surprise, Xu Nan sat on the magic carpet, roughly locked in one direction and started a long international flight.

He stopped saying hello on the few international flights passing by. After all, what if someone frightens the plane?

It was at this time that Xu Nan suddenly saw that his activity points had accumulated to three million!

This is a terrible huge sum of money.

"What's the matter? The system has been optimized recently? This user experience is too bad, right?"

Xu Nan was a little surprised. No wonder he was not sensitive to points changes. The prompt box that reminded the points to increase before became so small and pale gray. If Xu Nan hadn't opened the system specially, he would not see it!

In response, Xu Nan skillfully turned on the report button and wrote a small essay in response.

No way, this kind of optimization is too inconvenient. As a representative of public opinion, Xu Nan naturally has to communicate more actively with the senior management.

Then he happily ordered the automatic draw.

As for the source of the points, Xu Nan hasn't figured it out yet, but he won't do anything that he doesn't understand. Even if it's a bug, he should act first!

Xu Nan just spent a day in the sky.

Until the three million points were drained, Xu Nan's private storage warehouse was filled with dense piles.

"Oh, there is something in this thirteenth alchemy center. Are the basic materials so well prepared?"

This time, Xu Nan was not very satisfied with only a few pieces of magic equipment and a strange object.

It seems that we will continue to work hard in the future.

But pretending to be hard is not his strong point. Xu Nan was a little sad, and there was really no way to force such things.

When he was thinking this way, he simply stopped the magic carpet and looked on the ground. As a result, a turbid river rolled in, and traces of primate living appeared on both sides of the earth!

They thrive and grow beside this big river.

Someone upstream was going to toilet by the river.

Downstream people fetch water from the river.

Women wash clothes by the river, some hold water burials on the bank, and a large number of factories discharge sewage into it.

Xu Nan was stunned all the way, where did he fly to? No matter how yellow the Yellow River is, it will not be so mixed, right?

It took a long time before he woke up, and he was so crooked!

But it’s hard to get this trip, Xu Nan couldn’t help but took a photo, and accompanied it with words to prepare Weibo——

It's a pity that Xu Nan doesn't have a network when he is abroad, so he can only save it as a draft.

When he turned his head northward and passed by the neighboring Jiangdong Province, Xu Nan inspected the people's conditions by the way. Now the invasion of alien species does have a great impact on this province.

Because everyone had game, they temporarily let go of Hu Jianren next door...

After some tossing, Xu Nan finally returned to City H smoothly, but it was almost dark.

He was actually a little tangled in his heart.

Whether he is in the Himalayas or the Eiffel Tower, he can come back alive, even though he is a little tired from the long-distance flight; but if the Protoss is unhappy, what if he throws himself into the Mariana Trench one day?

After he returned to China, he contacted everyone, and now the rest of the people returned from the Azure Dreamland were at home safe and sound, and even Qin Lele was still asleep in his bed.

I am the only one flying everywhere...

Why treat differently?

Is it because I have received one more grace? Is this Protoss so stingy?

...

Putting aside these doubts, Xu Nan began to wander the streets of City H.

Today is December 24, 2019. This is Christmas Eve when merchants like to play marketing.

Xu Nan was walking on the streets of the university town. There were young girls shyly handing love letters and apples to the beloved guys, the blessed middle-aged men struggled to play Santa Claus to earn extra money, and there were also well-matched lovers who fell in love with each other under the Christmas tree.

The heavy snow fell slowly, and it was the season of adding down jackets.

Although it is a foreign festival, it is still quite popular in China.

Xu Nan walked on the street, feeling the joyful atmosphere, but felt a little melancholy.

Of course he is not jealous that others have girlfriends, he has only one harem...

What he cares about is the "second day" after this Christmas Eve!

If the future he sees remains unchanged, the next day will be December 29. On this day, the common gods will learn the lessons from the last time and use the plane lever to make a more in-depth transformation of the earth!

A large number of plane bubbles were created; Tier 2 monsters, more powerful than before, officially appeared on the earth; even South America moved away from his brother continent due to severe plate changes.

In other words, the earth is about to "expand".

In terms of civilization, the Naga tribe will appear for the first time in southern Australia. This is also the first time that civilized races in the general world have come into contact with earth creatures.

A panic around the world is coming.

This may be the last peace of mind that people can spend.

The last Christmas Eve.

After the troubled times, there will be no peace at all.

Therefore, Xu Nan can only treat himself with the most severe requirements, even if it is the harsh and perverted requirements of women's clothing, he can only endure with tears of humiliation in his heart!

In order to become stronger, he can only do this!

He was standing under the Christmas tree of a western-style dessert merchant, and his eyes were already wet before he knew it.

The front desk seemed to be a middle-aged aunt with a lot of maternal love. She came over and said enthusiastically:

"Why is the boy crying? Don't you young people like Christmas best? Yo, did you argue with your family? Should you come in and sit down? I'll get you a piece of bread."

To say that Xu Nanfei didn't take a lot of rest for a whole day, and it looked really upset. Let's get along with the tramp.

He wiped his eyes: "It's okay, it's just a bit uncomfortable to think of wanting a dress for a while."

Aunt: "Get out of pervert!"

"Don't affect my business!"

Xu Nan was shocked. He was still thinking that his charm would not be enough. The phone over there began to shake wildly!

It turns out that everyone is playing themselves in the group.

Xu Nan smiled, found a dark corner to cast her Hagrid scintillation technique, and returned to the dungeon.

The Christmas Eve party was Xu Nan's idea, and the venue was held in his original home.

This time not only the members of the dungeon were invited, but also some other friends, but I don’t know if they will come.

For Xu Nan, this is a reasonable opportunity to complete women's clothing.

Because the theme of this Christmas Eve party is-sex swap!

Every boy who attends the party must dress up as a girl; girls must wear men's clothes, a little more man!

Everyone found it interesting, and Xu Nan's insidious plan naturally worked.

Next, it's time to wear women's clothing.

Of course, the conditions to be met are still a bit harsh. Makeup artists for the festival are not easy to find.

Xu Nan felt fierce, and put herself in a red halter dress, and an elegant collar around her neck. The cute and cute high heels were naturally indispensable, and then she was decorated with jewelry.

After getting all this done, Xu Nan lost another disguise technique to herself, wanting to make her face look better.

It's a pity that it doesn't look good to play left and right, he can only ask for help.

He thought for a while, and it seemed that there was no particularly good candidate, but suddenly he had an idea and thought of an excellent candidate!

He picked up the phone and quickly WeChat:

"Can you put on a makeup for me? It's not too demanding~www.readwn.com~ is more beautiful than all the women at the party tonight."

Xu Nan was a little puzzled. It stands to reason that Xin'er is very good at makeup, and she also knows about the party she is hosting.

He pondered for a moment and edited the wording:

"Just prettier than other women, except you."

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Note 1: From, the original text reads as follows: "Semioticists often say that France, a country known for its masculine, indulging in female sex, and small and insecure leaders like Napoleon and the dwarf Pepin, choose a thousand The foot-high male genitalia is perfect as a national symbol."

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