Shameless Warlock

Vol 2 Chapter 34: Your **** is dripping...

Pierre, the **** of poverty, is a rare "clear stream" in the kingdom of heaven.

Xu Nan also heard a little about the rumors about this person, and the famous **** of wealth and the maverick **** of treasure chests happened to be two extreme Pierres, and he was a rather low-key god.

Even some low-level gods are much more famous than him.

Although, Pierre's true strength is said to be not much weaker than the **** of wealth, otherwise the **** of poverty, who was in the eyes of McCann and his brother, would have long been unable to gain a foothold in the kingdom of heaven.

In the eyes of ordinary people, the **** of poverty is probably the same type of existence as the lord of the plague, the **** of fear, and the lord of disease. It is an object that everyone avoids; Pierre seems to know this, and is rarely seen in front of the public. Brush your face, let alone temples, not even churches or priests.

It stands to reason that without these things, there will be no power of faith; I don't know how he has survived as a law god.

The reason why he is said to be Qingliu is mainly because under normal circumstances, Ron Warlock's bloodline knowledge will contain a lot of gossip about the heaven and the kingdom of God, and the news about Pierre is almost blank!

A **** who is so low-key that he doesn’t even have his gossip data for Lost Paradise is already very exaggerated; the only relevant news is an old thing that is not convenient to be confirmed——

It is said that the gods of poverty and the fallen forestry gods are close friends. After the forestry gods fell, a bunch of male gods went to his funeral under the guise of condolence. They were in fact with the love and the girl. God played with the survivors... The funeral scene was simply unsightly. Everyone had a good time. No one noticed the blue-colored poor **** in the corner.

And he is the only one who sincerely condones the **** of forestry.

What happened on the scene at that time cannot be investigated; in the gossip of Paradise Lost, the low-key poor **** was rarely angry, showing a terrifyingly powerful strength, and severely inflicted several extraordinary male gods. ; If it were not for the **** of war, Giggs rushed over soon, maybe the **** of love and maidens would also fall under Pierre's anger.

If these are true, then this fellow can be said to be Wu Song from another world.

It was also after that incident that everyone realized the power of this low-key god. But Pierre, as always, lived alone, no one knew what he was thinking.

For Paradise Lost, the Ron warlocks didn't care what he was thinking at all-[Does the idea of ​​a poor ghost have any reference? 】This is the original remarks of Paradise Lost System, which can be said to be very real.

Therefore, Xu Nan knows very little about Pierre.

When this treasure chest appeared, he immediately fell into a dilemma.

On the one hand, judging from various clues, the various abnormal conditions of this mage tower should be related to the treasure chest of the **** of poverty. Opening this treasure chest should be able to get many key things; on the other hand, The inscription on the God of Treasure Box is quite jealous.

"If it is a crime to be covered with copper odor, then I should have cut it a thousand times!"

Xu Nan sighed in her heart and quietly looked at Emma.

The latter is also embarrassed.

"How about you try?"

Xu Nan tried a sentence, and was immediately rejected by Emma:

"As a business spy for Paradise Lost in Stephen Sang, I have long been corrupted by evil money and it is inconvenient to approach the realm of the **** of poverty..."

Having said that, her eyes rolled slightly: "Furthermore, don't you have many younger brothers?"

Xu Nan gave a dry laugh. Although this mad woman is a little anxious, her mind is still very clear.

Not to mention the notes on the treasure chest, all kinds of superstitious sayings about the **** of poverty are similar to "Once you touch the items of the **** of poverty, you will automatically be equipped with a halo of one poor and two white. Rumors of defeat. Obviously, the mental realm of the two people present is not so high that things outside of them are dispensable.

The situation was a bit rigid for a while.

To be honest, Xu Nan didn’t even think about letting Grey or other adventurers touch the wooden box, but this kind of thing is a bit too cheating. Xu Nan, who has already received a protection fee, can’t do it to death. As for the star realm goblins, they are currently Xu Nan’s summons. Once they make a move, they still have to be credited to Xu Nan’s head when they are calculated.

He thought a little, snapped his fingers:

"There is a way. I have the right person."

Emma said with a sigh of relief, "Which one are you going to pit?"

Xu Nan glared at her.

Emma chuckled: "Don't worry, they are all below, no one can hear."

Xu Nan sneered and said: "Do you think I am you? Are you cheating at every turn?"

"I have the best of both worlds, but I need your cooperation."

Emma instantly showed her vigilance, and opened several positions with Xu Nan:

"I warn you, don't try to hit my mind; for me, being poor is worse than death!"

Xu Nan explained:

"I have a friend who probably wouldn't mind contacting the items of the God of Poverty; but she is not here, I can notify her through Paradise Lost, and then use a [Advanced Critical Teleportation Powder] to send her briefly... "

Emma said strangely: "Then you teleport? What do I need to cooperate with?"

Xu Nan smiled slightly:

"Aren't you the business spy of Paradise Lost in Stephen Sang?"

"I'm wondering, the money for the advanced critical transmission powder will go to your account. Anyway, can it be reimbursed?"

Emma was silent.

"Advanced critical transmission powder, how much is it?" After a while, she said slowly.

Xu Nan coughed: "It's not expensive. I saw it in Stephen Sang before. A set of only 100 constant gold coins."

Emma was slightly relaxed: "That's okay."

"This is my spy number. I'll just go through the reimbursement process later."

She casually wrote her number to Xu Nan.

Xu Nan smiled and took the number and started to operate.

"I'm still younger."

"The price of transfer powder in Stephen Sang is still cheap, but it is very expensive in Paradise Lost!"

"Finally, I didn't say how many sets to buy!"

Xu Nan was so proud that he ticked a single purchase limit on the purchase quantity——

Ten thousand sets!

Teleporters can indeed apply for reimbursement. However, with the loss of Paradise, the ghost knows when the reimbursement will come down.

He was considered to have slaughtered a wave of this little rich woman, and avenged his previous revenge.

...

Soon, Xu Nan finished the operation. Emma still didn't find anything wrong, maybe her attention still stayed on the wooden box.

Xu Nan contacted Susan through a private message and sent ten groups of transmission powder. As the only woman in the trio, Susan has a typical Northland woman's personality-upbeat and refreshing.

Upon hearing that Xu Nan needed help, she immediately hit a group of teleporters and ran over!

Whoosh.

A weird green flame flashed, and a passionate Ron Warlock jumped out of it.

Susan's appearance can only be regarded as upper-middle, the only thing that can be called a bright spot is that her skin is particularly fair and clean, and her personality is also very pleasing. Seeing Susan's appearance, Emma's eyes changed slightly and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Xu Nan ignored her and greeted her directly:

"Hello, Susan, how is Green?"

Susan coughed and her expression was a bit awkward: "Things seem to be worse than imagined. Rek'Sai is accompanying him. He looks a bit unbearable... Don't worry, I have told Rek'Sai before coming here. Let him not make outdated cold jokes."

Xu Nan sighed softly, fearing that this kind of thing would not be appreciated by others, and he could only pray that Greene could regain his spirit and come out of this shock. It is best not to become a pervert, although it is difficult.

The time that the powder transfer can last is very limited, and Xu Nan can only make a long story short.

"We encountered a little trouble in the adventure. The wooden box over there may be related to the **** of poverty, and there may be some important clues hidden in it; for some reasons, it is not convenient for us to get close..."

Before Xu Nan could finish speaking, Susan nodded: "Understood, Xu Nan needs a cannon fodder to explore the way!"

Xu Nan sweats profusely, although this is what he means, but it is too bad for you to be so straightforward!

He pondered: "I picked you specifically..."

Susan nodded resolutely and said: "Don't worry, you must live up to your mission!"

After that, she took a deep breath and walked to the wooden box as if she was dead.

Seeing her relentless attitude, Xu Nan couldn't help but vomit:

"Isn't this kind of thing good for you?"

"Aren't your qualities [poor]?"

At that moment, he clearly saw Susan's body stiffen.

"Yeah! Isn't this what I have always longed for?! My trait is [Poverty]!"

Susan has a happy face.

Xu Nan was shocked, dare you to forget such things as traits?

The next second, Susan scratched her head a little embarrassedly, then turned her head and explained confidently:

"After all, I only have nine points of intelligence."

"It's normal to forget something."

Xu Nan: "..."

Emma: "..."

...

With Susan's help, the two succeeded in seeing clearly what was hidden in the wooden box.

It was an agreement, and a spherical object wrapped in red velvet, which was probably a crystal ball or something.

The signing of the agreement is the Archmage Jules and Pierre, the **** of poverty.

The specific content is unknown. After all, it is encrypted content. Neither Stephen Sang nor the cryptography expert of Paradise Lost may be able to crack it.

However, after identification, the crystal ball is a record crystal ball. If there is anything that Archmage Jules wants to leave to the successor, it is probably in it.

Under Emma's guidance, Susan used Stephen Sang's unique method to quickly open the content in the record crystal.

The bright white light immediately filled the room.

In the next second, a majestic voice followed:

"...Listen, young people, I made a huge mistake. I cannot forgive, confess, or purify."

"This mistake is so serious that in the second half of my life, I can't forgive myself. I banished myself in alcohol, trying to find some comfort, but of course it is ridiculous."

Xu Nan and Emma looked at each other and realized the seriousness of the situation.

What could be called a serious incident by Chief Archmage Stephen Sang, could it be the matter of the God of Blood?

What mistake did he make?

The two listened intently with holding their breath, during which Xu Nan noticed that Susan showed an expression of hesitation.

Xu Nan waved her hand, beckoning her to stay calm.

"...Speaking of which, you must be very curious about what mistake I made. Well, in order to prevent you from repeating the same mistakes, I will tell you this precious experience."

The vicissitudes of old voice paused slightly, and then said at a very fast speed:

"At breakfast that day, I had a whim, adding white sugar to the soy milk! After I tasted it, I couldn’t help myself. I was obsessed with the sweet and greasy world... I betrayed my beliefs, When I took office as Chief Mage Stephen Sang, I vowed that I will always reject any sweet food. In the future, Stephen Sang will be the world of the Salty Party... This mistake has made me restless day and night and has been condemned by my conscience..."

Xu Nan was dumbfounded.

He couldn't help but poked Emma, ​​who was also shocked: "Is your chief Stephen Sang like this?"

Emma said bitterly, "Of course not!"

"My mentor and I are both firm salty parties. I didn't expect Mr. Jules to betray..."

Xu Nan waved suddenly:

"Stop it!"

"What I want to ask is, is your chief Stephen Sang so unreliable? I thought I could hear about the God of Blood..."

Emma couldn't help rolling her eyes: "Of course I understand what you mean. It's just that after reading the gospel left by Grand Master Jules, you still have illusions about his morals? Don't worry, I have already figured out his routine. A: I guess it’s because I’ve gotten older and become nagging, and it’s time to get serious."

Susan next to her showed a strong expression of hesitation.

Xu Nan felt that what Emma had said was reasonable, so she motioned to Susan to keep quiet.

Sure enough, the self-talk in the crystal ball changed abruptly from the nonsense at the beginning and entered the topic:

"...You may think that the sweet-salty dispute is very ridiculous~www.readwn.com~ and I must be exaggerating to play with you; but in fact, behind this matter, there is a very important secret hidden."

"Now, I can tell you this secret, because that guy has been pulled out of my body by me, and it is now sealed by me under the toilet in the mage tower, because he was talking to me all day. [You are dying] I decided to let him taste the real **** to the shower..."

"That's right, even though that guy has only one skull left, he is still mad at it; the reason why the blood worshipers have not dissolved their hopeless church is because it hasn't completely died."

"He is, the most disgusting one of the ancient seven gods-Barnum, the **** of blood."

"Before the operation and the seal were successful, he lived in my body for nineteen years..."

"I am the chief mage of Stephen Sang, the guardian of the sky, the destiny of the ninth star, the honorary advisor of the Gray Eagle Castle, the Nebula Destroyer, the disaster of hell... Jules Emerson."

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