Shameless Warlock
Vol 2 Chapter 30: I have a clean relationship with Lingtang!
Xu Nan shivered.
Unexpectedly, this world is so small!
Never thought that Song Ying's child is so old!
What's more unexpected is that this guy is still in the same school by himself!
He finally realized that the system was full of maliciousness in issuing this mission. If he let the other party know his identity... the consequences would be disastrous!
Xu Nan feels that it is not clear how to say this kind of thing. After all, he can't say, I sent your mother to another world, right?
This is too nonsense.
Still have to get the task done without knowing it.
Now he settled down and took a deep breath: "This classmate, I sympathize with you."
"But this is not the reason you want to commit suicide!"
"When people live in the world, you must be clear about what you live for! People are inherently dead, or lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai!"
The more he talked, the more excited he became. With the addition of radiant face and universal gravitation, his whole person seemed to be shining, Song Xiaocheng was stunned.
"Do you know how trivial it is to die if you jump like this!"
Xu Nanyu is devoted to educating.
Song Xiaocheng stunned: "I didn't want to jump..."
"Answer me!" Xu Nan became stern: "If you commit suicide, do you think you are Taishan or a feather?"
Song Xiaocheng said weakly: "...a feather."
"You are not even a feather!" Xu Nan hates iron and steel: "The feathers will not affect public facilities at least. Do you know how many school staff will be troubled if you jump like this? Do you know how many school leaders' jobs will be affected? "
Song Xiaocheng is embarrassing.
"You only think about yourself!"
"It's time to raise your mind and consciousness!"
Xu Nan sternly shouted: "People live, we must learn from history. Who in history died more heavily than Mount Tai? I'll count them..." (Sorry, I don’t know that revolutionary martyrs are all sensitive words.)
"Which people died lighter than a feather? Zhao Gao, Wei Zhongxian, Qin Yan, He Shen, Wang Jingwei! They are all wicked people!"
"You said you just died like this, what is the difference between Wei Zhongxian and Qin Huizhi and his ilk!"
Song Xiaocheng was shocked, how could he be indistinguishable from those stinking figures in history?
He subconsciously wants to refute.
Xu Nan said silently [Touch of Dementia], and then gently held his hand.
Song Xiaocheng trembled.
The eyes are full of shame.
"I was wrong," he said.
哐当!
Lao Hai’s thermos all fell to the ground. The security guards and teachers onlookers were all stunned, and there were tears in their eyes, who were moved by Xu Nan's impassioned speech.
"Please come down to me soon!"
Xu Nan strikes while the iron is hot: "No matter what happens, face life with a smile!"
"Come and read with me, Pushkin's "If Life Deceives You"!"
On the roof of the teaching building, recitations began.
"if life has cheated you,
Don't be sad, don't be impatient!
You need to be calm in the sad days,
believe it! Happy days will come.
Xin'er always yearns for the future,
is often melancholy now.
Everything is instant, everything will pass;
And the past will become a kind memory. "
……
It’s just a poem. Everyone applauded with tears in their eyes. Song Xiaocheng cried and hugged Xu Nan’s hand: "I will never look for life again!"
The onlookers below were puzzled, only to see Song Xiaocheng being led away by Xu Nan.
Everyone was surprised.
The dark-skinned rough man roared with jealousy, "Xu Nan!!!"
"I am at odds with you!"
His voice is so loud that he can hear it all from the roof.
Song Xiaocheng suddenly got excited and let go of Xu Nan's hand: "What does he call you?"
Xu Nan's heart trembled, and he smiled reluctantly: "The typhoon is strong, you may have heard it wrong, and it doesn't matter what my name is, does it?"
With his right hand wrapped in [Touch of Dementia], he touched Song Xiaocheng again.
No matter what, let's pass the current level first!
Who knows this time, Song Xiaocheng jumped away quite astutely, and didn't let Xu Nan touch his hand!
"Don't touch me with that thing! I always feel weird, as if I was hit by Jiang Zhi..."
Song Xiaocheng's eyes gradually cleared up: "Tell me, what was the name he called just now?"
Xu Nan is racking his brains to find a way.
Lao Hai, who picked up the thermos, unscrewed the lid and said with satisfaction:
"He was shouting Xu Nan. You said that you, a child, would commit suicide at a young age, and he would have lost his ears. When he is older, he will not panic."
"Still like me, drink more goji berries and start maintenance early."
Xu Nan's noodles are like ashes.
Song Xiaocheng suddenly widened his eyes: "He said your name is Xu Nan! Are you Xu Nan?"
"Don't tell me the same name. Although this name is quite common, I don't believe it!"
"Don't come over, don't touch me! Tell me, are you Xu Nan! Are you the one who inherited my mother's inheritance?"
Xu Nan said embarrassingly:
"Don't get me wrong, I'm Xu Nan, but I have a clean relationship with Lingtang..."
His words are not finished yet.
Song Xiaocheng over there knelt down with a plop:
"Father--!"
噗!
The old sea who was drinking wolfberry sprayed all over the floor, coughing frantically.
……
The audience around was also stunned, wondering if the child was stimulated, how could he shout at his classmates?
Xu Nan was even more stunned.
Also, is there such an operation?
His mind was blank.
Song Xiaocheng crawled over there: "Since you inherited my mother's inheritance, although your relationship is well hidden, you are my stepfather!"
"From now on, you will be my father!"
"You have to control me!"
Xu Nan suddenly came back to his senses, looking at Song Xiaocheng's eager eyes, and said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"
Song Xiaocheng said: "I have spent my money, and the card has been maxed out. You mean nothing?"
"Throw me an eight hundred thousand eight hundred thousand pocket money first."
"From now on, we will get along in harmony. My mother is in the spirit of heaven, so I must be smiling at Jiuquan."
Xu Nan almost spit out blood!
There is such a shameless bitch? This guy's morality value has fallen to the eighteenth level of hell, right?
If it were not for Ron Warlock’s bloodlines, Xu Nan would have doubted whether the other party was in the same profession as himself!
This is so shameless as Tang!
Looking at Song Xiaocheng's clear eyes, Xu Nan suddenly understood that this guy is so smart, Song Ying left without saying a word, saying that it must be impossible not to leave a message for her son.
"Do you know that your mother is not dead?" Xu Nan asked in a low voice.
Song Xiaocheng said innocently: "I don't know, I don't know anything, I only know that from now on, you will be my father and I will be your son. You have to take care of my food!"
Xu Nan gave a dry smile: "There is no one hundred and eight hundred thousand, and you need to find your dad to go to the mental hospital, where many people are willing to be your dad."
After he said that, he turned around and slipped away. Since Song Xiaocheng has all come from a performance, he should be able to complete his mission, right?
He recalled that the people in the law firm seemed to talk about Song Ying having a son, and she did not leave him any inheritance, and she didn't know the intention.
"At least help me settle the money for opening the house last night, my girlfriend is going to run away."
Song Xiaocheng pleaded bitterly: "I really have no money, otherwise I won't come out to look for you like this."
"In the future, I will live in school, eat in the cafeteria, eat frugally, study hard, improve my consciousness, and strive to win you glory!"
Xu Nan's head is huge.
After binding to this system, how come you met someone more shameless than yourself?
A Tang and Song Xiaocheng are more shameless than the other.
He couldn't help Song Xiaocheng begging hard, and finally used Alipay to transfer five hundred yuan of pocket money to him, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com would spend the money to complete the task.
[You get 10 shame points! 】
[You have obtained the bloodline ability-forged information (you can forge your own personal information, and display false personal information, including occupation, name, etc.) when facing other caster identification techniques)
Sure enough, Song Xiaocheng stopped making trouble after receiving the money, but after adding Xu Nan's contact information, he went off.
If Xu Nan hadn't used identification techniques to determine that this guy was Song Ying's son, he even suspected that this guy was a professional liar.
"Goodbye, goodbye!"
Xu Nan also smeared the soles of his feet before he alerted the senior school leaders and the police.
Lao Hai looked at the two people leaving behind, screwed on the lid of the thermos cup, and shook his head.
……
After such a farce, Xu Nan didn't dare to go to Mao's class anymore.
The boy from the Physical Education Institute is also familiar. The captain of the basketball team, known as Xiao Zhang Fei, is physically fit. It was dangerous to be watched by him.
It's just that when he walked back all the way, he forgot to turn off the two specialties of [Gravity] and [Glowing Face].
When Xu Nan woke up, he found that there were as many as a dozen men, women and children behind him, and two teddies barking at him more than ever!
Xu Nan was shocked, turning off his expertise while thinking about buggering.
At this moment, a strong and powerful arm suddenly stretched out from the alley and took Xu Nan in one hand!
Xu Nan's mouth was covered!
He wanted to struggle, and a hoarse magnetic voice came from his ear:
"Don't make a sound."
"Brother, I'm back to remove the stitches for you."
……
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