Shanwa Small Rich Farmers
Chapter 255: dog meter
Wen Xu straightened her waist, looked at the basket in her hand, and felt that it should be enough for Zhuo Yiqing and three to eat tonight, so she shouted at Zhuo Yiqing who had landed on the shore and was fiddled with a branch in her hand without knowing what said a word.
"Almost ready, let's go home"
After finishing speaking, she turned her head in the direction of Erfang's three girls and shouted loudly: "Erfang, Brother Ying, have you touched it?"
Erfang straightened her body and turned her head to look at Wen Xu and replied loudly: "Uncle, if you are better, go back first, I will catch up with you brother Ying for a while, and wait for them to go to town to sell together early tomorrow morning. Brother Ying said that the snails in the town have risen to one yuan and three per catty.”
As soon as the words reached his ears, Wen Xu immediately waved his hand: "I know! You three, be careful here and be safe!"
After speaking, Wen Xu took a basket of her own harvest, walked back to the shore, sat down on a smooth and clean big rock, put the basket in the water, let the stream flow over the snails in the basket, and put her feet on the ground. I stretched into the stream and washed it. After washing the mud on my feet, I put my feet on the big rocks and waited for them to dry naturally.
As soon as he sat down, he saw Zhuo Yiqing happily running over, picking up two or three white and long things on the small bamboo stick in his hand, the outside of these things looked like transparent thick threads, very thick in the middle of the front line. Rows of small black dots the size of sesame seeds are regularly arranged.
"Look, look, I found something, it's really beautiful, the outer layer looks like jelly, and there are small black dots inside, how evenly arranged..." Zhuo Yiqing obviously liked this The thing is very interesting, and immediately picks it up to Wen Nuan's eyes.
When Wen Xu saw this thing, he immediately leaned back: "Hurry up, put this thing aside, you really lack knowledge!"
"What's the matter, it's interesting!"
Zhuo Yiqing retracted the stick, held it in front of her eyes and looked at it carefully, then smiled strangely, and immediately stretched the stick towards Wen Xu.
"Look, look, look!"
Seeing her playful look, I was really afraid that she would stick this thing on her face. Wen Xu simply stood up from the rock, without looking at the stick that Zhuo Yiqing was about to stick to her face, and immediately backed up by more than one meter.
"Hahahaha, coward!"
Seeing Wen Xu's appearance, Zhuo Yiqing was very proud, she retracted the stick and poked twice on the object picked by the stick.
Wen Xu looked at her and said, "Don't fall into the basket, I warn you, if this thing falls into the basket, I won't go down the river to catch it a second time."
Hearing what Wen Xu said, Zhuo Yiqing immediately asked: "Is this thing poisonous?"
"What kind of poison is there? It's disgusting if it's not poisonous." Wen Xu pointed at the thing in Zhuo Yiqing's hand: "You picked toad eggs!"
"Toad eggs? How could they be toad eggs if they are so beautiful?" Zhuo Yiqing looked at the thing picked on the stick in disbelief.
While thinking about it, he stretched out his hand and scratched his forehead, looked at Wen Nu and asked, "If you say it's a toad, it's a toad? Why don't you say it's a frog egg?"
Hearing what his ignorant girlfriend said, Wen Xu immediately explained with a smile: "Your IQ can be saved, and you know that frogs and toads are similar! But, there is a difference between frogs and toads from the egg. Toad eggs I see, it looks like you are picking it up on a stick now, strips, like transparent ropes, and frog eggs are in pieces, a bit like round transparent gelatin with a small black dot wrapped in the middle , This thing hatches out to be a frog, and the thing in your hand can only hatch out to be a disgusting toad."
Seeing that Zhuo Yiqing looked like a curious baby, without any disgust or fear, Wen Xu had no choice but to continue to disgust her: "It's the kind of thing that is full of bumps on its back, and it's ugly, and it's like that when it rains. Crawling around and crawling, it looks like rocky **** from a distance, it's disgusting!"
Zhuo Yiqing was very courageous, she directly picked up the things on the stick and walked towards Erfang and the three girls: "I'll ask Erfang and the others, I suspect you lied to me, how could this be a toad egg ".
Wen Xu watched her walk by, didn't say much, tried the surface of her right foot with her left foot, and felt that the water on her foot was almost enough, so she picked up the socks and started to put them on.
After putting on the socks and shoes, before Wen Xu went to pick up the basket, there was a sound of barking dogs, and when he looked up, he saw that scum with a dozen dogs was rushing towards him about twenty meters away. white crane.
The few white cranes that fell seemed not to be panicked anymore, they kept catching small fish in the stream with their long legs, and waited for the dogs to step into the stream, then these white cranes rushed up, so that the dogs When the group arrived, the white cranes had already flown to a height of about two meters in the air, where the dogs could only stare blankly.
After observing for a while, Wen Xu couldn't help but shook his head, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "You two gangsters are all idle spirits!"
A group of dogs and a group of cranes have been tossing for two or three hours, and no one can do anything to the other.
The dog comes and the crane flies, and the crane falls and the dog chases. This endless game has been played for hours. A group of silly dogs don’t know how to go back to the village, and a few dumb cranes don’t know how to change places to catch fish. Uproarious.
But now the scene also shows the extremely high IQ of the local dogs. Dozens of dogs are divided into three teams, each team has about a dozen dogs, and each team patrols for a while. The team on Wenxu's side is obviously the leader of the scum However, once the crane landed in the area under his control, the scum would lead the team to set off.
But if the crane falls out of bounds, then the scum and the dogs will not chase after it, and they will keep their energy in place, while the other two teams of dogs will start to enter the state of chasing the crane.
Just at this moment, Wen Xu was overwhelmed by the IQ of these pastoral dogs. Thinking of some people in the market now saying that our local dogs are stupid and not as smart as foreign dogs, they always show off the world's top ten smart dogs listed by Westerners. In Wen Xu's opinion, a well-trained dog is smart? You throw a ball, and it picks it up for you, which is more noble than the pastoral dog gene that rolls your eyes at you?
Stop talking, the pastoral dog just doesn’t want to talk to you. In many cases, it’s not that it doesn’t understand what you mean, but that it’s not interested in talking to you who are so boring. It’s likely that it despises you when you throw the ball. You, this is actually the character of a pastoral dog, not stupid, okay?
Their IQs are so high that they will know how to go back and call their friends to find helpers if they suffer a loss. Isn’t such a dog smart? Don't take what a foreigner says as a bible all day long. Sometimes Westerners talk like farting. You have to use your brain to distinguish the true from the false.
Watching these dogs fighting in groups, Wen Xu grumbled in his head, then turned his head and shouted to Zhuo Yiming who was sticking his head out on the shore again: "Let's go?"
Zhuo Yiqing said: "Wait for me, I'll find a frog egg and see what it looks like!"
Hearing what she said, Wen Xu could only sigh, and then helped her search along the river, in order to try to return to the village as soon as possible.
While searching, I looked up from time to time to see the movement of the dogs and the cranes, and soon Wen Xin found that the speed of the dogs was obviously getting slower and slower. It seemed that the dogs were tired and they were not very active in running. Two or three times when the cranes flew together, the dogs stopped in the water and stopped chasing after a distance of about ten meters.
"Idiot, you run on the ground to chase the sky, and you don't know how to use a shotgun. Chasing fools you!" Wen Xu said, looking at the dogs and shaking his head.
The few cranes flying around obviously noticed that the dogs were not physically strong enough, and now they were flying around quickly becoming a little lazy. Several times, the wobbly dogs could bite within a meter or two. When the crane's wings were reached, the white crane flew into the sky. From Wen Xin's observation, the cranes obviously started to tease the dogs.
When Wen Xu's eyes accidentally glanced at the scum, Wen Xu saw some signs of it. It is true that the scum is sticking out his tongue, but the tongue is sticking out through the two big canine teeth in its mouth. to the front.
This is not the standard posture of a scum when he is tired. If this guy is really tired, he will be like that bastard. It's all left or right, it's impossible to stick out the tongue straight ahead, with the tongue sticking out like this, it can only be said that this guy is not tired at all now.
The interpretation of the scum's body language made Wen Xu feel that things were not as simple as he imagined, so he stood by the stream with his arms folded, and carefully observed the three groups of dogs. After a closer look, the dogs seemed to be pretending, the obvious dogs There are some dogs in the group whose acting skills are not up to standard. The little thief's eyes are full of excitement, and the speed of the four legs is slow, but they can't stop the joy of these dogs.
After a few times, the cranes once again landed on the scum's side. Downstream of the stream, the big yellow dog of Guangsong's family barked a few times at the scum's side.
The dogs on the scum side didn't say a word, they took small steps slowly, and touched the white cranes that had fallen into the river. The 'dejected' dogs raised their ears and drooped their tails one by one. The appearance of a defeated army.
Wen Xu, who has been paying attention to the dogs all the time, has seen a way, that is, no matter whether it is the upstream or the downstream dogs, they are all looking up at the scum. It is completely different from the previous few times. , None of the dogs in the downstream lay down to rest, not only did none of them rest, but they kept walking straight towards this side with brisk small steps, how could the small steps be a little bit Looks exhausted.
While Wen Xu was looking at the two packs of dogs that had approached, the scum who had already reached the river and the dozen or so dogs were still the same, and continued to move towards the cranes, which had nothing to say this time. He was so wary, and waited until the dogs were less than five meters away from him, and then they took long legs leisurely one by one, preparing to fly into the "sky" of their own freedom.
It's a pity that everything is too late, at this moment, the dogs speed up!
The revenge-hungry scum took the lead at this time and acted bravely for an unprecedented time. His huge gray-white figure almost turned into a gray second-rate lightning, and rushed directly towards the direction where the cranes took off.
A few miserable cranes rang out immediately, but unfortunately it was too late! The long legs of the two cranes were less than one meter away from the stream when they were caught in the mouth by the jumping scum. With such a tug, the white crane was ripped from midair.
Not only was I panicked when I was torn off, but because the white crane beard that was torn off flapped its wings, twisted and bumped, and knocked the white crane next to it that had just got up in the air. If there is no problem in normal times, adjust it Fly again.
But what time is it now? When fleeing for his life, at such a moment of shaking his body and losing his balance, another 'fast dog' in the dog pack rushed over, jumped up two meters away, and rushed towards the crane swinging in the air , The dog's head didn't bite the crane, but it hit the crane's stomach. Such a force made the crane feel pain, and the body, which had insufficient lift, sank immediately.
During such a sinking, the second pastoral dog that rushed over opened its mouth and directly grabbed the crane's wings. Now the crane barely struggled, and was knocked down by the rushing dogs and fell into the water.
The few cranes that had already flown into the sky were scared out of their wits at this moment, and they could no longer see the calmness just now, accompanied by the sound of the cranes, they rushed straight into the sky, and they didn't even have the guts to go straight to the sky at low altitude. to the sky.
His mouth was opened wide by the tactics of the dogs, and he looked surprised and warm. It took two or three seconds to recover. Once he recovered, he immediately heard the screaming of the cranes. The two white cranes were miserable. The whining sound immediately made Wen Xu make up his mind.
The two white cranes are protected animals. Although they didn’t kill them by themselves, they can’t ignore death. If the dogs were allowed to come, the white cranes would probably be stripped of their fur and used as snacks.
"Pillar!"
With a loud shout from Wen Xu, Dong Liang immediately changed from sleeping to standing, and barked at the dogs.
Just when Dongliang's roar sounded, the group of dogs that had been beating the two white cranes retreated instantly like a tide, and retreated to a place two or three meters away from the two white cranes. Only a gray figure dared to ignore them at this time. Dongliang's voice, the only one who is still pulling Baihe is the scum, it is biting Baihe's neck now, making whining noises incessantly, looking like it has to avenge the villain's success.
"roll!"
Walking to Scum's side, Wen Xu raised his foot and lightly kicked Scum's butt, and then Scum reluctantly let go of the crane's neck.
Walking to the side of the white crane, Wen Xu found that the two white cranes had suffered old crimes, the feathers on their wings were torn off, and one leg was still injured, so they couldn't stand up at all. When I got up, I guess it would be impossible to run away again. Seeing Wen Xu coming over, the two cranes who were so proud just now looked more like two cowardly chickens!
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