Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

  A loose group of people gathered around the edge of the pond, looking at the two giant turtles, a male and a female, in the water with great interest, when they suddenly heard someone shout from the shore.

   "Brother Guanglu is going down to the pond!"

  Wen Xu took a look at this in the moonlight, and there was indeed a person walking towards the pond on the other side, and he was yelling nonsense while walking. From the look, he knew that he was drunk and crazy.

  Ms. Ma started to mutter immediately after seeing it: "Look at this wine, how embarrassing it is to drink too much!"

  After complaining, the old lady yelled at the people on the shore: "Who goes down and pulls people up, he's drunk so much what if something happens."

  At this time, Wen Guanglu had already arrived in the river. Don't say that although he was drunk, the water quality was still good. He just swam towards the two giant turtles with a not-so-standard breaststroke.

   "Be careful, don't get bitten by that thing"

   Immediately someone shouted loudly on the shore.

  It's a pity that the pond was originally this wide, and Wen Guanglu traveled very fast, and soon approached Dayuan.

At this moment, Wen Guanglu yelled: "Big turtle, you are back, I miss you so much, come and give me a hug!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and hugged the largest giant turtle washed on the water. past.

   "Guanglu, why are you crazy, come ashore quickly?"

I don't know when Guanglu's daughter-in-law came to the bank, and when she saw her man holding a big turtle in the river, she let out a bluff, and while talking, she grabbed the lump of soil at her feet and went to Guanglu. He threw it on Lu's body, wanting him to turn around, for fear that the turtle would bite his man.

Guanglu has already stretched out his arms and hugged the back of the turtle, as if hugging a wooden stake floating on the water, and said to his daughter-in-law on the shore: "I won't go up, who told you not to let me drink at home?" Not only are they not allowed to drink, but they also force me to pay the public food almost every day, so today I... just won’t go up.”

  Guanglu's words made the people on the shore burst into laughter. The few people who were planning to go fishing saw that Guanglu was not in danger for the time being, so everyone began to watch the excitement. You must know that such Western scenes are not common.

   "Sister-in-law, let Brother Guanglu take a good rest for two days at night! Look, Brother Guanglu is about to be squeezed dry by you."

   I don’t know which bad boy really answered such a sentence, and now the laughter in the crowd is even fuller.

Wen Guanglu in the water didn't know whether he was really drunk or fake drunk at this time, so he continued to answer: "Yes, this brother is right, even a man who beats himself up almost once a day can't stand it, I want to rest! "

  Pfft! This time, even Wen Xu couldn't hold back, Teacher Ma couldn't laugh or cry, not to mention the people around him.

"Mother, what did Uncle Guanglu do at night? Once a day, you can see that Uncle Guanglu jumped into the river when he was so tired." A clear and clear child's voice seemed to sympathize with this uncle in the river, and he spoke to his mother standing beside him. asked.

"Go home and go to bed honestly." His mother immediately blushed, luckily she saw it when it was dark, and when she turned her face away, she immediately stretched out her hand and patted her child's buttocks , and drove his son home.

   Waiting for the son to leave, the little daughter-in-law suddenly changed her face and looked cheerful and lively.

  Guanglu's daughter-in-law can be said to be angry now, pointing at Wen Guanglu and said: "Wen, you have the guts, if you have the guts, don't come up, and you will lie on the old turtle for the rest of your life!"

  At this time, a hurt voice rang out again: "Sister-in-law, what are you going to do with brother Guanglu lying on the old turtle?"

   "Shut your stinking mouth, if Guanglu can't do it, come here!"

  This married daughter-in-law sometimes becomes aggressive, and it is not for ordinary people to live in. A word from Guanglu's daughter-in-law immediately makes the speaker dumb. To be honest, this guy just has this heart in his heart, and he doesn't have the guts to respond in front of his own wife at this time.

The daughter-in-law of Guanglu, who was dizzy with anger, stretched out her hand and waved at the big turtle in the river: "Old turtle, old turtle, come here, come here, come here! Bring this **** to me, and I will send it to you!" Fish to eat!"

  The onlookers on the bank immediately booed again: "Sister-in-law, you think Guanglu is a Tang monk, and the old turtle can still carry him across the river?"

  Before the words came to an end, someone in the crowd immediately exclaimed: "Come here, really come here, this big old turtle really brought Guanglu, a bear boy, here."

  At this time, I saw the big turtle in the water, paddling its four thick claws and slowly swimming towards Guanglu's wife, mooing while swimming.

After Guanglu's daughter-in-law was stunned for a moment, she casually patted the forehead of her own child: "Go, go to your grandfather's house quickly, and bring some small fish from the small basin, I want to feed the old turtle! "

After speaking, Guanglu's daughter-in-law began to roll up her sleeves fiercely. Rolling up her sleeves didn't seem to be enough. She directly reached out and tore a wicker thick as a mother's finger from the willow tree next to her. It's really big, such a thick willow will fall down immediately when it is folded and pulled. With this strength, it is estimated that the suffering Guanglu just complained about is true. With Guanglu's small body, it would be a big fate if he was not handed over to the public rations and died.

   "Hey! Don't go, don't go!"

Guanglu looked at the tigress holding a willow stick and sneering at him while clapping his palms. He was a little flustered. He couldn't stop swinging his legs and subconsciously swam in the opposite direction. He can't turn around, but now he is holding the turtle's back with both hands and paddling with his own legs, can he still paddle over the turtle? That's not a joke!

So in just two minutes, Dayuan sent Wen Guanglu to the pond. At this time, Guanglu's daughter-in-law stretched out her hand to grab and lift, and saw that Guanglu was picked up like a chick caught by an eagle. .

   "Drink two cups of cat urine and you've changed your sex. I'll let you say it, and I'll make you owe it!"

  By the way, Guanglu's daughter-in-law picked up the willow stick and slammed it towards Guanglu's **** and legs. Now there was only Guanglu's ouch, ouch, and the laughter from the surrounding crowd.

   "Mom, here comes the fish!"

  Hearing the fish came, Guanglu's daughter-in-law let go of her hand, and reached out to take a small basin from her son. There were three small crucian carp shells in it, which were not too big, about the length of a palm.

  Guanglu's daughter-in-law directly picked up a fish tail and handed it to Da Yuan, saying softly, "Thank you, old turtle!"

   Moo! After the big turtle screamed, it began to eat the fish happily. At this time, another turtle also swam over and stared at the fish in Guanglu's wife's hand, but this one might be a little timid. , the body was washed in the water, a little bit like wanting to come up but not daring to come up.

  Guanglu's daughter-in-law is now in a good mood, and feels that the old turtle has given her a face, so she took a fish and brought it to the mouth of the turtle in the water, and saw that the turtle took the fish with one bite.

   "Hey, it's amazing, this big turtle is still human!"

  At this time, an older voice from someone on the shore sounded.

   While everyone was discussing, Guanglu's daughter-in-law finished feeding the fish, then took Guanglu's ear and yelled loudly and left, leaving only a group of people watching the two turtles, one big and one small.

  Wen Xu was afraid that Da Yuan would come and bite his pants, so he immediately helped Mr. Chi: "Mr. Chi, the excitement is over, we should go back!"

   "Go back, go back!" At this time, Mr. Chi was obviously in better spirits than before. Although he was a little wobbly when walking, it was much better than before.

   Arriving at the door of Mr. Chi's house, Wen Xu opened the door and was walking in, when he saw two cranes sneaking up to the people, opened their mouths and pecked at him.

  Ms. Ma immediately shouted: "Big Crane, Little Crane!"

  Hearing Teacher Ma's yell, the two cranes immediately stood still, flapped their wings twice, and then slowly turned around and returned to the yard.

"I said, Mr. Chi, these two cranes are almost healed from their wounds. They should be released to nature. They are national protected animals." Already cleaned them up.

Teacher Ma said with a smile: "We also want to let go, but these two little things don't go away. Let me tell you that Lao Chi and I have let go twice, and we haven't arrived home every time. The two have fallen into the yard, there is no way to do this."

  Wen Xu doesn't quite believe Teacher Ma's words. These two are wild cranes, and neither of them has entered the space. If they are released, will they leave?

At this time, Mr. Chi told the truth: "Firstly, we can't let it go, and secondly, our old couple don't really want to let it go. Now that these two cranes are in the yard, they are fighting with dogs. This small courtyard is so angry. Now that your house has not been built yet, I usually have no one to deal with. Let’s just drop by. They respect me quite a bit, and the old people can’t talk to you. In a short while, young people don’t want to talk to me, an old man, and I said when your house will be better, move back quickly, I’m almost bored to death!”

   "There is still half a month, half a month at most!" Wen Xu said with a smile, "It's only in a village, if you talk to me, you can go to the place where I live now."

  Wen Xu helped the old man walk into the house, helped him up the stairs, and helped the old man onto the bed in the house.

"By the way, what's the matter with you and Xiao Zhuo?" Although the old man said that his head had cleared up a lot, he was still drunk. As soon as he sat on the bed, he immediately lay down. Before he lay down, he didn't forget to ask Wen Wen and Zhuo Yiqing was arguing about something awkward.

  Wen Xu said: "Good morning, such a small matter, she just figured it out!"

   "Then why are you staying in Mingzhu and not coming here?" Teacher Ma helped Mr. Chi's legs to the side of the bed, took off his shoes, and moved his wife's legs to the bed.

   "We don't have any nightlife here. When she has enough fun in Mingzhu, she will come back naturally." Wen Xin smiled and explained indifferently.

"What does it look like, a big girl spends all night in a nightclub?" Teacher Ma couldn't help muttering, for the older generation, the reputation of going to nightclubs is almost equivalent to a dubious person , in their time, there was a saying that a good man should not go to the casino, and a good woman should not go to the dance hall. The dance hall here is not the square dance of aunts, but the old ballroom. At that time, this place was almost in the hearts of everyone. Equivalent to the lawless place.

  Wen Xu didn't hear what Teacher Ma said clearly, but Mr. Chi heard it closely and understood, and then he opened his mouth and said, "Nowadays young people are playing this, so don't worry about it!"

   "Old man, rest, I'm going back!"

  Ms. Ma stood up immediately when she heard it: "Then I'll see you off, or the two cranes might peck you if you don't get to the yard."

"OK"

   Just like that, Wen Xu went out of the gate under the **** of Teacher Ma, then turned around and walked to the construction site of her home to have a look.

  Now the general shape of the whole house has come out, and the pillars, roof and terrace are almost done. From the outside, only a large glass wall has not been installed.

At this time, there are still workers on the construction site who are starting work, but these people are very quiet, squatting quietly in the back and starting to deal with various pipes. When they saw Wen Xu coming over, everyone smiled and said hello and continued to do their own work work.