Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

  Wen Xu looked at Khan for about two or three seconds, and then said to it: "Is it for a draw?"

  After thinking about it, he couldn't drink the beer himself, so he gave the bottle to Khan. Khan saw that his forehead was about to fly, and he grabbed the bottle and wanted to stick it in his mouth.

   Aww!

Overlord Yi directly stretched out his front paws and pressed Khan's tail, and put his head against Khan's back, and dropped it directly. Khan dropped the bottle and naturally fell to the ground. There was still a lot of wine in it, so the bottle that fell on the ground kept 'spitting' out the wine.

Bawangxi let go of Khan, and immediately moved to the side of the wine bottle, pressed down on the wine bottle with a huge front paw, then turned his head sideways and stretched out his tongue to roll the wine into his mouth. Ah, Wen Xu could hardly see the liquid falling to the ground, only seeing a big shiny tongue swishing its curls.

  At this time, Khan got up, raised his fist and punched Bawangxiong on the head, and then used his other hand to desperately try to get the beer bottle out from under the paw of Bawangxiong.

It's a pity that with its strength, it is impossible to do it anyway. After dialing for about a minute, Khan gave up and sat down beside Bawangxiong, staring at Zheng with a very pitiful look. Bawang Yi, who was drinking a little wine.

It was originally half a bottle of wine, but after a while, Bawangyi couldn't roll it out anymore. It wasn't that there was no more wine, but that everyone knew the structure of the wine bottle. If it was placed horizontally, the wine inside would fall below the mouth of the bottle and couldn't get out. coming.

At this time, Bawangxiu was in a hurry. He could smell the wine, but he couldn't drink it, because although he was strong, he was not as flexible as his hands, and he hadn't evolved enough to know how to drink wine. It has the ability to hold a wine bottle and pour it into its mouth, so after fiddling with the wine bottle for a while, it had to turn to Khan for help.

  Maybe Khan was waiting for this opportunity. He picked up the wine bottle and jumped up the tree immediately. Ba Wangyi didn't react for a while. When he waited for the reaction, Khan had already climbed the tree. The tree-climbing Overlord Yi will also do it? Then I saw a black shadow flashing in front of Wen Xu, and Ba Wangxiu also jumped towards the tree.

Khan is not stupid, of course it is impossible to stay on the branch of a big tree and wait for Ba Wangyi to grab the wine bottle. After climbing up the tree, he jumps to the crown of the tree, squats on the tree and starts to imitate a human being, crossing his legs and standing upright. Picking up the small wine bottle, he looked calm and comfortable. This time it was Bawangxiu's turn to be dumbfounded. He stood on the main branch and looked at Khan with his head stretched out. He kept trying the branch in front of him, trying to see if it could bear his own weight. , it still decides to give up.

   Aww! Woohoo!

Maybe this is because the guy felt wronged, so he kept roaring while standing on the tree. Its roar is not like a dog barking. It can't be heard after a little distance. This guy's roar can travel far. I heard that the lion The roar can travel more than 20 kilometers, Wen Xu estimates that this guy is similar.

  Hearing it growl twice, Wen Xu walked towards her small courtyard with the skewer in her hand.

  While passing by Mr. Chi's house, I found that their courtyard was very lively. There was an incandescent light bulb hanging in the courtyard, and several old men were playing chess together. As a chess enthusiast, Wen Xu naturally wanted to go in and take a look.

  Walking to the side of the wooden couch in the old man's yard, Wen Xu sat down with his buttocks tilted, reached out and pinched a few boiled broad beans from a few small plates on the small table, and listened to it while eating.

  The old man Harada played chess, and the old man Jia played against him. It is obvious that the old man Harada is new to chess, and he still can't figure it out, and he needs to be reminded from time to time.

   This chess seems to be boring, if it wasn't for the taste of the boiled broad beans cooked by Teacher Ma, Wen Xu would have run away with oil on the soles of his feet. More than half an hour passed, and these people's chess games were still so tangled, Wen Xu was about to leave after a plate of salted broad beans entered his stomach.

  Master Jia asked with his ears pricked up, "Why is this thing barking again!"

   "It must be that I didn't drink wine!" After the old man Chi finished speaking, he said to Wen Xu, "Wen Xu, get some more bottles of wine and feed them!"

   "Didn't the village agree to stop feeding them?" Wen Xu felt obliged to remind them.

  Master Jia opened his mouth and said, "No, are you going to sleep?"

   "What's wrong?" Wen Xu was a little confused.

The old man Harada explained: "This guy didn't drink last night, and kept calling until the early morning. Almost everyone at the hotel was disturbed by it and couldn't sleep. In the end, there was no way. Lao Jia went to feed a few bottles of beer, and then stopped after drinking down Stay! It looks like we’re coming again today, so let’s feed the bar first!”

   "Just drive it back into the woods!" Wen Xu had long seen that this thing was a bit of an eyesore, so he made such a suggestion.

   "Let's wait for a while, let's do more research. Many living habits have not been clarified yet, and there are only some basic information now," Harada said.

After hearing this, Wen Xu said to the three old men: "Still researching? Right away, this is a beast-shaped alcoholic. What is there to study? After drinking and sleeping every day, drinking after sleeping. What is the rest time of a human alcoholic? Are you still using it for research?"

  Mr. Jia was stunned by Wen Xu for a long time, and then he said: "You don't understand!"

   "Hurry up and feed." Old Master Chi couldn't bear Bawang Yi's constant barking, so he immediately said to Wen Nu.

  Wen Xu opened his mouth and asked, "Who pays for the wine?"

   As he said that, his eyes turned on the old man Harada, the meaning was obvious, you taught this drunkard out, so of course you, the old man paid for the drink.

   Fortunately, the wages of the Japanese are high, and the money for a few bottles of beer is not bad for Harada. He smiled and took out his wallet from his pocket to give Wen Xu money.

  Wen Xu quickly waved his hand and said, "Remember to give the money to the store tomorrow morning, and I'll go get a beer bill right away and I'll leave it to you!"

   "No problem! I'll pay the bill tonight," Harada said with a smile.

  Old man Harada didn't expect that he would be fed a wine here, and he would directly feed a drunkard overlord. He was also quite speechless, and now he feels embarrassed to talk about it with the experts who will come from the United States.

  Someone paid for the wine, Wen Xu stood up from the couch and was about to go out, but just as he stood up, he was stopped by Mr. Chi.

   "There is a stainless steel basin by the wall of the store, which is its wine bowl. You can also carry it there when the time comes, and put it back when it finishes drinking!"

  Wen Xu waved his hand and went out the door.

  Wen Xu is still carrying a bowl and a basin? How could he have this kind of thought, he walked directly in the direction of Bawangxiu's roar, then snapped his fingers, and called to come over, this guy followed Wen Xu obediently, one person and one Xiao just walked towards the entrance of the B&B. The store went by.

   "Aww!"

"Snapped!"

This guy wanted to yell on the road, but it was a bit annoying to hear it yelling directly. Wen Wen just kicked up, and when he stepped down, he immediately became honest. He closed his mouth and walked for tens of meters, and wanted to yell again, but ended up again In exchange for one kick and two kicks, this guy now understands, and he will be kicked again if he screams again, so he finally shut up honestly.

   Entering the store, I found that there was no one in the store. Two waiters, one fat and one thin, were watching TV.

   "Get a beer!" Wen Xu said to the niece of my family who was a little older than herself in the store.

   "One piece? Uncle Xu, are you still drinking at such a late hour?" The two felt that Wen Xu came to buy beer.

   "Did you see the door?" Wen Xu pointed at Ba Wangxiong at the door.

  At this time, Bawangyi seemed a little shy, hiding his body in the doorway and only sticking out his big head to look into the store, but his attention was not on the people, but on the large long fluorescent lamps in the store. It is estimated that Zhengqi is wondering why something is so bright at night.

   "Feed it?" The girl quickly understood the purpose of Uncle Xiaozu's visit, and said immediately.

   After speaking, the girl walked out of the counter, walked to a corner of the shop, took out a wine box from a pile of wine boxes, and carried it in front of Wen Xu.

   "Well! Here's one, the money is waiting for the Japanese old man to come to tie it, if he doesn't come to tie it, I'll do it tomorrow!" Wen Xu reached out and took the beer handed over by the girl.

Holding the box, Wen Xu walked to the door, found the basin that the old man said, kicked it with his feet and found that there was no strange water or ash in it, so he put the box down, tore off the seal, He took out a bottle of wine, opened it with a screwdriver, and poured it into the basin in front of him.

What Wenxu didn't realize was that when Bawangyi saw Wenxu taking out the beer from the box, the golden pupils in his eyes suddenly closed. Originally, when this guy saw that the beer was held by someone else, now he understood that it was his own beer. The things I like to drink are packed in such boxes, and where are there many such boxes? Naturally, there are more in the room next to me.

  Wen Xu didn't expect that a small trouble on his side would let the Bawangxiong know the place with the most beer in the village!

All the beer was poured into the basin, a large basin was full, Wen Xu put the last empty bottle into the box, picked it up, raised his foot and kicked Bawangxiu again: "After drinking it, ask for it." Noisy, tomorrow morning I will kill you for a tooth-making sacrifice!"

   After speaking, Wen Xu returned the beer bottle to the store with the empty box in his arms.

  With wine, how can the Bawangxiong bark? I saw it lying down beside the wine basin, sucking, and making a slight humming sound while sucking, that's a beauty!

   It is said that Khan was sitting on the treetop, raised his arms and invited the moon. After drinking for a while, he found that the Bawangyi was gone, so he started to look for it. There is no other way if you don't look for it. People will give the Bawang a drink, but they won't give it a drink. If people only heard that monkeys like to drink, they would definitely find it novel and someone would feed them wine, but now that they hear that a beast is addicted to alcohol, who would care whether a monkey likes to drink or not? Ba Wangxiong's love of drinking directly covered the fact that Khan, the Monkey King, is an alcoholic, to the country of Java. No tourists wanted to hear it, and no one cared!

It is too easy for Khan to find someone. If it is not for the mobile phone, if it finds someone, it will be faster than someone can find someone. There is no way that there are too many people. Almost the entire village bursts out. With a few shouts, it will soon Khan knew that Bawangxiu was lying alone in the shop drinking wine, so he quickly rushed over.

Jumping over is jumping over, but the two brothers were a little unhappy because of the small half bottle of wine just now, Ba Wangyi is still remembering the grudge, showing that he is quite protective, so such a big pot of wine, Khan only It can be seen from a distance but not drunk now.

Fortunately, Bawangxiu is not a good drinker. When he drank more than half of it, he started to feel dizzy. After a few minutes, he just lay on the side of the store by the gable, and fell asleep holding the wine basin. stand up.

   It fell asleep like this, but Khan couldn't bear it anymore. He immediately moved to the side of the basin, first dipped his hand in it, and then immediately leaned over and drank a lot.

  The relationship between the two guys is much better when they are drunk than when they are sober. After a while, you hugged me and I leaned on you and fell asleep like this.

  Wen Xu was almost home at this time, because she was walking fast, when she reached the door, she found her little cousin was in front of her, and she was still talking about something while walking, so she called out curiously: "What are you doing?"

   Who knew that the girl would run forward as soon as she heard her voice, and rushed into the yard with a whoosh.

  Warm heart said: Why are people and animals talking so much today!