Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Wen Xu smiled and picked up a handful of snow, and lightly slapped it on Dong Liang's dog's face. Dong Liang froze for a moment, then shook his head, shaking the snow on his face. With Dong Liang's flick, Wen Xu immediately said Flew into Xuemozi.

   "Bah! Bah!"

  Wen Xu smiled and spat out the snow foam that he ate into his mouth. By this time, the snow had already spent, so what he spit out was naturally not snow foam, but saliva at all.

After two mouthfuls of spit, Wen Xu took the snow with both hands and covered Dong Liang's head all at once. Dong Liang shrunk his ears and waited for Wen Xu to finish covering it, and then he didn't shake it off. She was completely confused, looking at Wen Xu who couldn't figure out why her master was going crazy today, and put snow on her forehead.

At the beginning, Dongliang thought it was unintentional, but after thinking about it for a while, Dongliang thought what Wennu was going to do, he didn't really believe that his master would do such a boring thing like get a handful of snow covered on his head to play with , so Dongliang has maintained such a posture, waiting to see Wen Xu's next move.

Wen Xu looked at it for a while, and found that Dongliang didn't respond, and realized that the simple and honest Dongliang was not a scum, so he stretched out his hand and gently wiped off all the snow piled on Dongliang's forehead, stretched out his arms to wrap around Dongliang, Leaning lightly on his armpit, the other hand touched Dongliang's head.

"In the past, I was the only one who lived alone. Then I got you in the new year. This year, I have a family. Next year, there will be three more little things in the family. I really didn't expect it. In a blink of an eye, the people in the family are getting more and more. More and more, more and more lively." Wen Xu sighed while stroking Dong Liang's hair, and at the same time seemed to be talking to Dong Liang, and seemed to be talking to himself.

Although Dongliang couldn't understand human speech, he felt the fluctuation of his master's mood, so he pricked up his ears and listened carefully. When he felt that his master's mood was low, he would cry twice, and when his mood was high, he would also cry They called out twice, but some calls were low-pitched, while others were excited and high-pitched.

   Chatting with Dongliang like this for about twenty minutes, there are many things that cannot be said to others. At this time, Wen Xu confides in such a rambling manner to Dongliang.

Wen Zhao's side was exchanging feelings with a person and a dog. Suddenly, he heard the sound of firecrackers in the distance. This kind of firecracker sound was not the kind of string of cannons that people set off, but one after another. It was obvious that someone lit it. single shot.

  As soon as Wen Nu heard this movement, she knew that some brat had set off a cannon. This kind of gameplay Wen Nu did not miss when she was young.

When Wen Xu was still a child, the happiest thing in the Chinese New Year was not wearing new clothes, but setting off cannons. A group of brats got together and caught something to blow up. Once Wen Xu tied a small string of cannons to Wen Guangsong’s big raccoon cat On the tail of the civet cat, if it is lit, it scares the big civet cat. If there is a ladder in the sky, that thing can jump to the sky.

   What’s more extreme, a group of lawless brats get together, light a cannon and throw it into the cesspit of the toilet, so boring that they blow up shit!

  When Wen Xu was young, the cesspit in the countryside was quite simple. How could anyone have a toilet? Not to mention it, I have never even seen what a toilet looks like.

Most of the toilets are buried with a broken vat on the ground, and then bricks are built to build a dung path with a **** leading to the vat. People stand on both sides of the dung path to relieve their hands, and then use bricks to surround the dung path to form a small house and become a toilet. .

If you throw a firecracker in the cesspit in such a toilet, it must be a spectacular scene of "shit and urine flying", if there is a person who is using the toilet in the toilet, and his **** is still naked Yes, the flying **** and urine naturally splashed his ass.

  It feels disgusting to think about it now, but how did the warm and little friends know this when I was still a child? Naughty to the age that even a dog would hate it, what careless things can't be done? And every year during Chinese New Year, there are always one or two **** adults going door-to-door to complain, and then a bunch of brats will all be punished.

   When adults are angry, they are angry, but when they get angry, they can’t do anything about them in private, because maybe they’ve been ‘playing around’ like this when they were young.

Since the improvement of sanitation conditions in the countryside, such toilets have disappeared, and all of them have buried septic tanks in the ground. Although they are a little small, they have a cover, like Wen Xu's lack of heart when she was a child. Such 'fun' later children will not be able to play.

  There are no conditions for committing crimes!

So Wen Xu knew what was going on as soon as he heard this kind of movement, but it was obvious that after the life in Wenjia Village got better, the little bear had money in his hands, which was like the kind of money that Wen Xu untied from the string gun when he was a child. No one played with the small cannons anymore, and the cannons fired by these brats are probably much bigger than those used by Wen Xu when he was young.

   "Go, go and have a look!"

Wen Xu, who was aroused by the sound of the cannon, immediately stood up from the snow, reached out and patted the snow on his arms alternately, then stood up and jumped twice, shaking off the snow on his body, and finally slapped his **** After two strokes, he immediately took Dongliang and ran towards the place where the cannon sounded, facing Xiaoxue.

  The place where the sound of firecrackers came was not close, if it wasn't for the occasional sound of firecrackers as a guide, Wen Xu almost couldn't figure out the place.

  Wait to arrive at the place, Wen Xu saw a group of brats in the village, Dalei and Xiaoyao, all the brats in their teens looked at their heads, because almost all of them were there. One by one seemed to be engaged in a competition, yelling in full swing, what is the competition, whose cannon blasted the snow to make bigger snowflakes!

  This game seems very boring to adults, but it is very interesting to these children, and they are playing happily one by one.

   As soon as Wen Xu arrived at the place, before he could see who was with whom, he saw a small figure rushing towards him.

   "Uncle!" Da Lei exclaimed in shock.

Da Lei pouted and lit the firecrackers he stuck in the snowdrift. This time his firecrackers were different from the previous few times. This time he screwed four or five large firecrackers together and lit them together. After that, he ran back in a hurry, ran back too fast and didn't hold back his body, and rushed to Wen Xu's body, almost hitting Wen Xu's ass.

  The little guy's voice was accompanied by a loud noise, not to mention someone else, even Wen Xu almost didn't hear what Da Lei said, and was completely covered by the loud noise from the firecrackers.

  Following this loud noise, not only snowflakes flew all over the sky, but also a dark thing that reflected light from time to time flew up.

Before Wen Xu could see what it was, she saw the thing flying towards her, instinctively grabbed Da Lei in her arms, and then fell down on the ground while protecting him. A gust of cool wind swept over the back of his head, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

The thing didn't fly too far, and it landed on the ground two or three meters away from Wen Xu's head, and stopped with a bang. When Wen Xu raised his head and saw the thing, he couldn't help but froze, because it It's not anything else but a stainless steel basin. Wen Xu still recognizes this basin because it's Wenxin's own basin. Wenxu recognizes it because there are steel stamps on the side of the basin. This thing is a prize he won when he participated in a sports meeting when he was in college. , in this village belongs to the scorpion shit, the only one, there is no second.

Seeing this thing, Wen Xu raised his head and turned to look around. After a second glance, he saw a fat figure walking over, picked up the stainless steel basin and continued to hold it in his hand. Who else is it if it’s not a big flower? ?

Ever since they became new laborers in the family, sisters Dahua and Erhua seem to have found a new toy. Dahua is holding a basin all day long, holding it in his mouth when he walks, but not when he is not walking. Holding it is holding it, just like a bear version of a beggar.

And Erhua can't do without the wooden pestle now, except when eating, he has to drag it everywhere, and every time he goes to a place, he has to pick it up and hit the pestle on the ground twice, no matter where it is, even in the house. Beat up and down twice.

   All in all, after basketball, these two things have become the new favorites of the Bear sisters. But speaking of it, it's still a bit more advanced than basketball, that is, at least everyone has one, and there is no competition that makes the family noisy.

These rambunctious kids can't see other people at all now, and the sky here is not bright, and the street lamps can't really illuminate the periphery, so the brats are only using a few lights for lighting. A strong flashlight and a battery miner's lamp, and they were all facing the snow pit in the middle, so Wen Xu didn't even notice when he came here.

Before Da Lei got up from the ground, the boy Yuan Bo had already rushed to the place where Da Lei fired the cannon. At the same time, Da Lin and a few children also got together, and the few little hands rushed together to quickly shoot the gun. The nearby snow was piled up, almost thirty or forty centimeters high, and after hammering vigorously, the gang of brats stopped and scattered in all directions.

  Now only Xiao Yao's voice can be heard in the field, shouting loudly: "Erhua, Erhua!"

In front of Wen Xu, Erhua walked to the snowdrift with the wooden pestle in her arms and began to pestle it. While Erhua was pestering Xiaoyao, she was still directing. After a while, the snowdrift was shrunk in half and became a small person. The whole circle of graves naturally means that the snow is more compact than before.

  The sky was a bit dark, Wen Xu didn't see clearly what Xiaoyao took out of his pocket and put it into Erhua's mouth, but Wen Xu guessed it was something to eat, because Erhua couldn't stop chewing and looked very happy.

After feeding Erhua, Xiaoyao lay down on the ground, took a small steel spoon and began to dig a hole in the snow bank that Erhua had tamped down. He dug a hole two or three fingers wide, about as deep as a finger and stood up. .

   After calling Dahua, Dahua came over with a stainless steel basin and handed the basin to Xiaoyao. After Xiaoyao fed Da Hua some more food, he took the pot and put it on the snowdrift,

   "Who's next?"

"I!"

Dalinzi immediately raised his hand high, took two steps, retracted his hand, and frantically began to twist the fuse of the whip bag in his hand, for fear that he wasn't twisting it tightly enough and it would fall apart at one o'clock and affect the firecrackers The order of blasting, for children, their own cannons can be fired at the same time so that they can exert the greatest power, and push up the basin on the snow. The higher the top, there is no real prize, but for children, it can Being in the limelight in front of your friends is probably the biggest reward.

Da Linzi led the trot to the side of the snowdrift, inserted the twisted cannon into the snowdrift, then bent down and quickly lit the fuze, as soon as he saw the sparks on the fuze flash When he got up, Da Linzi quickly retreated just like Da Lei just now.

   Before the little guy ran five meters, followed by a loud noise, the stainless steel basin buckled on the snowdrift was blasted together with the snow slag.

Dalinzi was lucky this time. The stainless steel basin flew upwards and fell at a height of three meters, and the snow **** was naturally splashed all over the place. However, most of these brats kept a sufficient distance and did not Not being splashed.

   "Wow! I'm first!"

  Da Linzi jumped up and down immediately, and turned around happily, but when he turned his face away and saw Wen Xu, his expression immediately collapsed.