Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Chapter 703: golfers

   After eating at noon, Wen Xu pulled out the recliner and put it under the jujube tree to lie down and prepare for a small afternoon nap.

   "Wen Xu, look at your son, he isn't sleeping anymore, the fishing cat and the big orange cat are all making noise." Shi Shangzhen came out and complained to Wen Xu who was about to fall asleep.

  Wen Xu opened his eyes, sighed and said, "When you are good, you will be your own son, and when you are disobedient, you will be my son!"

  Complaining so much, Wen Xu stood up from the recliner and walked towards the house.

  As soon as I entered the room, I saw three little things holding a cat in each of their hands. They not only hugged, but also scratched and bit, and ravaged the three live cats as if they were plush toys.

  The three old cats are also quite pitiful. As soon as they saw Wen Xu coming over, they immediately stared at Wen Xu and barked.

  The three old cats are completely different now from when they first came here. The most important change is their physique. Up to now, although there is still no problem with the tree on the wall, it’s just that this physique is a bit sorry for everyone. Everyone’s weight exceeds the super-overweight dividing line of seventeen or eight catties, especially the orange cat, which is already twenty That's right, the three little things lay down on the ground and they turned into three big hairy sausages.

  Wen Xu glanced around, there was no one listening except the old cat, so he turned his head and followed Shi Shangzhen who entered the room: "Why are these three blind things caught again, don't they have eyes?"

  Wen Xu looked at the three cats and found it a little inconceivable.

  Shi Shangzhen replied: "The three cats are all hiding behind the sofa, you don't know who your own son is? One person blocks one end and the other blocks the other, and another pillar stands on the sofa. Where did the three cats go?"

As soon as I heard that Dongliang was there, Wen Xu immediately felt that everything was easy to explain. Dongliang took care of the three little masters very carefully, as if Wen Xu didn't see Dongliang now, but I believe Dongliang will turn back in a few minutes. To the vicinity of the three children, when I left, I was either pooing or peeing.

  With the pillars here, the three little things can be said to be apart from the Demon King and his wife, there is no one who often runs on the ground that they can't catch'.

"Meow meow meow!"

  The orange cat barking is pitiful.

  The second child, Guang Heng, has one arm around the cat's neck and one hand on the cat's belly, with his little head on the cat's head and he is 'intimate' with the orange cat! It's just that he thinks that the way of expressing intimacy makes the orange cat really uncomfortable, and the child doesn't have a count, so the big orange cat is almost sticking out his tongue. Call for help.

   Will Wen Xu care about the orange cat's bad luck? That's obviously impossible. What Wen Xu thinks about now is to let these three little things take a nap quickly, and at the same time let her daughter-in-law sleep peacefully for an hour or so. As for releasing the three orange cats, it's completely incidental of.

   "Daddy, Daddy, Pussycat!"

  The boss Guangxuan saw Wen Xu approaching, and immediately spit out the tip of the cat's tail in his mouth, raised the wet cat's tail towards Wen Xu, and at the same time relaxed the 'cross-legged' clamped on the big fishing cat.

  As soon as the baby was loosened, the big fishing cat jumped out immediately, and ran straight to the door as if dying. Xiao Guangjue was taken directly to a big horse by the running big cat, and immediately became unhappy. He got up and was about to chase after him with two short legs. Unfortunately, before he got up, the big fishing cat had already He has already passed through the door and jumped out of the yard.

This time the bear kid was dumbfounded. After staring straight at the door for two or three seconds, he realized that his cat had run away, so the little thing immediately continued to turn around on short legs, and ran to the side of the second child, Guangheng. He wants to take the big orange cat in Guangheng's hands as his own. Guang Heng is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is the most domineering among the three children, as soon as he saw his brother coming over, he immediately raised his little hand high above his head, the eldest and the eldest with five little fingers sewed together, and he was always ready to face his brother Xiao Guangxuan Patted on him, Xiao Guangjue saw that the second child was a nail guy, and thought it was better not to provoke him.

Since the second brother is not easy to provoke, let’s change someone else. Anyway, there is still a younger brother, so Guang Jue moved towards the third brother, Xiao Guangjing, and this time he took the right route. past. This time the little thing succeeded, and successfully touched the cat's head in the hand of the third child.

  Xiao Guangjing was having fun playing here, when he suddenly saw a fat hand reaching out to grab his cat's head, he immediately became unhappy, no matter what happened, he opened his mouth and just took a bite.

"Wow!"

In an instant, Guang Jue let go of his hand, sat down on the ground and howled loudly. Xiao Guangjing saw the crying brother, and then continued to play with the baby in his arms expressionlessly like a normal person. old cat.

  Wen Xu walked over and just squatted down, Xiao Guangjue immediately got up, cried and threw himself into Wen Xu's arms, and then hugged Wen Xu's neck and cried so sadly.

  Wen Xu was dumbfounded by the little guy, first checked the elder son's arm, and found two rows of clear little 'crescent moons' on the plump fleshy arm, which shows that his third son is also a ruthless character.

   "Are you going to mess with my brother's things in the future?" After gently rubbing the child, Wen Nuan sat her son on her lap, and said softly. .

  Xiao Guangjue didn't answer, just sobbed, sitting in his father's arms and looking at his mother Shi Shangzhen with tears and whirling, pitifully like a puppy that didn't get food.

  Shi Shangzhen was also angry and funny, and he squatted down next to Wen Xu.

   Now Xiao Guangjue got out of Wen Xu's arms immediately, and hid in Shi Shangzhen's arms. Maybe it's like what everyone said, boys are closer to their mothers.

Xiao Guangjue jumped into his mother's arms and didn't let go. Xiao Guangheng and Xiao Guangjing quit soon, let go of the old cats in their hands and ran over one by one. Anyway, the three little guys can't let one Man monopolizes his mother's favor.

This kind of thing is now the main theme of Wen Xu's family. Most of the things in the day revolve around the three little things. Now that the problem of the three old cats in the family has been solved, the three little things put aside the matter of playing with cats, and the rest The problem was easily solved. Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen picked up the three children and put them back on the small bed in the house.

When the three children are lying on the small bed, Shi Shangzhen will gently hum the nursery rhyme "Sleep, sleep, baby" and so on, and then as long as Shi Shangzhen hums quietly for a minute or two, the three The little devil will close his eyes and fall into a deep sleep. If no one disturbs him, he can sleep peacefully for one and a half to two hours.

   On this point, Wen Xu's three sons are indeed easier to take care of than many children.

   "You should sleep for a while too!" Wen Xu went out, closed the door behind her back, turned her head and said to Shi Shangzhen in a low voice.

"Yes, how about you?"

   "I'm going to sleep under the jujube tree," Wen Xu said.

The two of them hadn't gone downstairs yet. Dong Liang had already gone upstairs. When he reached the door of the three children's house, he stood up and pushed open the handle on the door. Closed again.

Watching his daughter-in-law back to the room, Wen Xu went downstairs here, set up her own small charcoal stove, brewed a pot of Biluochun for herself, filled it with a purple clay pot, put it in her hand, and lay down happily on the recliner, plugged in the earphones Take your own afternoon nap while listening to music.

Before falling asleep, Wen Xu felt that someone was blocking the sun in front of her eyes. People who often bask in the sun know that even if they close their eyes, they will feel the sun being blocked by someone, especially when the sun is directly shining on them when on the face.

   Opening his eyes slightly, Wen Xu saw his third brother Wen Shida standing in front of him with a smile on his face.

At this time, Wen Shida is not what it was two years ago. At that time, Wen Shida wore camouflage uniforms every day, which were not needed by college students after military training. They were bought at street stalls for only ten or twenty yuan, and they were full body. , who wore rubber shoes, and later pursued those brands in the urban-rural fringe area.

Now this outfit is very particular, the top and bottom are estimated to cost tens of thousands of yuan, a white peaked cap on the head, a wide shirt with ironed edges and corners, and a knitted white sweater over the shirt Vest, light beige suit pants on the lower body, and a pair of white lace-up shoes with the same bag on the feet.

   "Playing ball?" Wen Xu looked at his attire and asked with his ear turned off.

   "Well, go play, we are short of someone, the second brother asked me to come over and ask if you are interested in joining" Wen Shida said with a smile.

   Wen Xu asked, "Is there anyone else?"

To be honest, Wen Xu is not very interested in this kind of 'elderly' sports, and he doesn't think that this so-called 'noble sports', which is wasteful and less stimulating to the body muscles, is any fun, instead of smoking this thing for fun, Wen Xu might as well spend a lot of energy on riding wildly for a while.

Although Wen Xu doesn't like it very much, it can't stop the people in the village from being so supportive. Among them, Wen Shigui, Wen Shida, and a group of old people represent their affection. Although they don't play well, their equipment is not good. Wen Guangfang once described this group of old man-level golf enthusiasts in one sentence. At first glance, all of them were equipped with woods. When they fought, everyone thought they were hitting winter jujubes on trees with poles.

   "Three are missing and one is missing, otherwise why would I come to you?" Wen Shida said.

  Hearing what the third brother said, Wen Xu understood that there was really no one to be found. After thinking about it for a while, I feel that I have nothing to do, since everyone is here, let's go.

  Thinking of this, I responded: "OK!"

  Hearing that Wen Xu agreed, Wen Shida said happily: "That's all right, we'll wait for you at the stadium! You can bring your own pole or not!"

   "I don't bring any more, just borrow yours for a while." Wen Xu finished speaking and was about to walk towards the gate of the yard.

   "What are you doing? This is all you have?" Wen Shida stopped Wen Xu and pointed up and down.

  Wen Xu replied: "What's wrong with me?"

   "Everyone is serious, but you are dressed like a joke, do you think it is appropriate? And there is a sign at the gate of the stadium that those who are disheveled are not allowed to enter!" Wen Shida said.

  Wen Xu couldn't help shaking his head and laughing after hearing this: "You are the only ones!"

  Wen Xu can go in with this outfit now. Although the long pants and long sleeves are a little more casual, they can be worn anywhere. Wen Xu understood that the reason why her third brother said that was because she wanted to take care of herself. Since she agreed to play, Wen Xu didn't want to offend his elder brother.

   "Okay, I'll go lead the horse first, and then change clothes, okay?" Wen Xu said.

  Hearing what Wen Xu said, Wen Shida nodded in satisfaction: "Hurry up!"

The two brothers went out, and Wen Xu saw Wen Shida's own horse tied to the tree at the door. The horse was not a good horse, a bay-colored thoroughbred gelding, produced in Australia. The horse was not very good, but it was absolutely It's not something that can be bought with 10,000 to 20,000 yuan. Let's put it this way, a third-rate thoroughbred horse, the one with a certificate, the offspring of a famous Australian short-distance horse, the performance on the track is so bad, so bad, I heard that I ran it twice , I never went up there again, the advantage is that she looks good and the price is cheap, more than enough to pretend to be aggressive.

The horse is equipped with a black English saddle, and behind the saddle is the old man’s golf equipment. The long and short poles are quite similar, but in fact, the old man belongs to the kind of one-shot. The old man used a pole smoothly, and he recognized the command. Fortunately, it was only a few old men who played together by themselves, and no one else laughed at them.

As for the occasional two young men in the village who know how to play and laugh at them, these old men just take turns and run around the court as long as they can chase them with poles. 'Dare to be angry but dare not speak'.

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