Shenhao: Green Tea blames me for changing my heart after licking the dog inappropriately?

"Tiyun Zong, how can this young man be the Tiyun Zong of my Wudang Sect?"

"Donor, you are running for your life, not a martial arts competition..."

When Yang Ming entered the door, he saw Chen Yanguan sitting at the table watching dramas, and on the computer screen was 03 Su Youpeng's version of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

The plot played is the biggest climax of the whole play, the six factions besiege the bright, and Zhang Wuji fights against the six factions on one shoulder.

"Why, after being a little frustrated, you started to find comfort in the TV series?" Yang Ming quipped.

rushed back, in addition to Shen Peiyu's long stay in Shanghai, the other half of the reason was precisely because of Chen Yanguan.

Jiang Bo sent him a message last night, saying that this kid has suffered from love and has been extremely sad in the past two days.

Chen Yanguan looked back at Yang Ming, ignored it, and turned his head to continue watching his "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

"Hey, Chen Yanguan is so bold that your kid is fat, and you dare to show me your face?" Yang Mingle was happy, took off his coat and was just about to go over to clean up this guy, when Jiang Bo's voice came from outside the door.

"Dry rice people dry rice souls dry rice people have to use pots to eat, Lao Chen, hurry up, dry rice first... Lao Yang, Damn, you're finally back, if you don't come back, I'm going to be depressed by Lao Chen!" Jiang Bo, who was holding a packed lunch box, looked surprised.

"Haven't you eaten so late?"

"Isn't it! I was dragged by this guy to watch a day's drama today, don't you know, Lao Yang, I... Forget it, you let me dry it first, and then I'll starve to death!"

"Tell me, what's going on with this guy?"

"Gee, it's not really that big deal. Jiang Bo, who devoured it, slurred: "Yesterday on Wang Xinyao's birthday, didn't this guy buy a lipstick for her as you suggested, but he was rejected on the spot, no one asked for his things, and then he didn't call him for dinner, and then this guy became like this." "

Rejected on the spot?" Yang Ming frowned, shouldn't it be: "Where did you send it?" "

In the classroom, where else can it be, after class, in front of the whole class, this guy mustered up the courage to rush up and take out the things and say happy birthday, and then... You know Lao Yang.

Yang Ming was very speechless: "Chen Yanguan, you are

a pig's brain!" "Yes, yes, yes, I am a pig's brain!" I can't do anything well, I am not good at high math and high mathematics, chasing girls is always said to be naïve, and the college entrance examination is still stained with your light!".

Chen Yanguan, who had been silent, suddenly exploded, and roared hoarsely: "How can I be as good as you, I am the first in everything!" The girls are like fish in water, the red flags at home do not fall, and the colorful flags fluttering outside, in your opinion, of course I am a pig's brain, don't say that you see it this way, I think so myself, I am a complete fucking waste, I shouldn't appear in Huada!"

Jiang Bo took a mouthful of rice in his mouth, and the pestle didn't move for a long time.

Feelings are a magical thing.

Lao Chen, who had always been gentle and talkative, suddenly became like this.

He was frightened.

Looking at Chen Yanguan's appearance, Yang Ming sneered: "Chen Yanguan, you should be confident in this matter of waste and get rid of your feelings."

Jiang Bo: "..."

, pierced Lao Tie's heart.

Chen Yanguan's eyes were red, and he stared at Yang Ming angrily.

"You also know that anger means that you still have self-esteem, do you think we will comfort you? Ridiculous, a waste, what is there to be comforted?"

Chen Yanguan clenched his fists.

"When you should be a man, you should be coerced, and when you should be detoured and soft, you are impotent and angry.

Chen Yanguan, I just want to ask you, when you yourself feel that you are a waste, why do you want others to accept you? Who do you think you are?

You don't love yourself, why do you want to be loved by others?"

"I..." A trace of shame flashed on Chen Yanguan's

angry face.

"Only when you know self-love will someone love, this world is very realistic, the survival environment of the jungle, do you think exposing your inferiority complex will get the sympathy of others? No, it will only attract ridicule, not everyone is your father!"

Jiang Bo's mouth moved.

He suspected that Yang Ming was taking advantage of Lao Chen, but he had no evidence.

The anger on Chen Yanguan's face disappeared, and after calming down, he sat on the chair dejectedly and did not speak for a long time.

"Are you still blaming me for piercing the window paper between you and Wang Xinyao because of my own business?"

Chen Yanguan shook his head in a daze: "A little bit just now, not now, it has nothing to do with whether or not to pierce that layer of window paper, it's my own problem, I didn't want to admit it before, it's because people always habitually want to dump the pot, many times, admitting that you did wrong is more difficult than admitting that others are better than yourself."

"Yes, it's not that there is no growth at all, do you want to know why Wang Xinyao rejected you this time?"

Chen Yan's eyes lit up when he watched it.

"Of course you want to, Lao Yang, you know?"

"Of course I know, but there is no need to be so frustrated, because at least one thing is certain, that is, Wang Xinyao is not green tea, at least not low-grade green tea. "

What do you mean

?" Jiang Bo next to him also said: "Then is this a good thing or a bad thing?" "

Yanguan, do you think Wang Xinyao is a high-grade green tea?" Chen Yanguan

shook his head desperately.

"That's a good thing. The reason why she rejected you this time is actually very simple, and the reason why you helped me avoid the Shura Field last time and confessed to her in public. When she didn't quite like you yet, your self-righteous romance in front of everyone was embarrassing her, I meant to let you give it to her privately alone, but I didn't expect..."

"That's why I said you're a pig's brain, and you'll never draw inferences!"

"In addition, as far as I know, Wang Xinyao didn't tell anyone about her birthday this time except for a few girls in their dormitory, and it was very obvious that she didn't want to make a public announcement, but you did the opposite, and gave her a gift in front of the whole class, what did you make her think? If she accepted your gift, what did you let other classmates think? You sent it, should someone mutter, do I want to mean it, in this way, Wang Xinyao is afraid that the whole class will be invited to dinner, so do you now understand why she rejected

you?" "Then Lao Yang, do you think I still have a chance?"

"Heh~" Yang Ming smiled faintly: "Any man can make any woman fall in love, as long as the method is appropriate."

Chen Yanguan Jiang Bo's eyes lit up at that time, and he was eager to try.

"Of course, there is a bottom line, if the purpose of letting a woman fall in love is to leave

with one shot, then give me as far as I can go!" "No, no, no, Lao Yang, one shot is too little! If possible, I want to try all the postures I learned in the little movie with her, I want to marry her as my wife and be my wife for the rest of my life!"

Yang Ming: "............" Jiang Bo: "............"

The two were dumbfounded, it was the first time they had heard Chen Xiaoshou say such a man's words

!"Okay! You kid has backbone! Just say this to you, I will definitely help you catch up with her, but you can remember Chen Yanguan, if the person who will marry you in the future is not Wang Xinyao, then you don't want my share

of money with Lao Jiang, right, Lao Jiang?" "Yes, yes, yes, but Lao Chen, you still have to take a picture of ours

!" "No problem!" Chen Yanguan patted his chest.

gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, people are not romantic.

"Old Yang, what should I do?"

Yang Ming looked at him.

"Borrow one and pay it back.

"What

does it mean to borrow and repay?" "Haven't you always had a headache for your high math, what does it mean for me to teach you to Jiang Bo?" Wang Xinyao is very good at high math, you go and ask her

!" "Lao Yang, what do you mean...!?"

"That's right! Mr. Zhong Shu said in "The Siege of the City" that 'eating and borrowing books are two extremely ambiguous things, one borrowing and one returning, and one inviting and one going, and the relationship is thus concluded'.

You can ask her to borrow reading and solving notes first, this kind of thing is no better than giving gifts, and girls generally will not refuse. Then you can also ask her for advice. Remember, it's really asking for advice, you don't have nothing to do to find an accident to find some stupid questions to ask her, it must be an important knowledge point that you can understand but really don't understand how to solve, don't be afraid of losing face, with an attitude of humble learning, if she is willing to teach you to listen attentively without distraction.

Remember the saying, serious men are the most handsome.

In this process, you can not see her as the object of your pursuit, or even treat her as a teacher.

You are not badly qualified, so while you are improving yourself, you will definitely give her a real sense of accomplishment that she has taught you.

"And then?"

"Then, you stupid, Lao Chen!" Jiang Bo couldn't stand it anymore: "But if your grades improve, shouldn't you give someone a small gift or invite someone to a meal?"

Yang Ming smiled and said nothing.

"How did Lao Yang say that, yes, one borrow, one repay, one invite, isn't the relationship just settled?"

"That's right, Yanguan, it doesn't matter if you are rusty when you do these things, but you must be sincere." In addition, don't forget to have a good relationship with her girlfriend when you are close, a girl's girlfriend is very important to her emotional decision-making, not to mention making them like you, at least not to hate it. However, you also have to remember one thing, when you have a good relationship, you should also pay attention to the scale and keep your distance, you would rather deliberately let her know that you are for her to slap them, and you can't let Wang Xinyao misunderstand what you have with them, this issue is very sensitive, and it is taboo to be very close to your girlfriend and girlfriend. "

I understand Lao Yang!" Chen Yan looked at his mouth and opened suddenly.

At this time, the plot screen on Chen Yanguan's computer screen happened to be placed in the part where Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min were trapped in the dungeon of Green Willow Villa at the same time, and Zhang Wuji forced Zhao Min to ask where the exit was in a light way.

Jiang Bo glanced at the screen and looked at Zhao Min's fair-skinned feet, he suddenly felt a little uneasy.

"Alas, for Mao, I'm not Zhang Wuji, and I also wanted to dream of going to the end of the world with a sword, but unfortunately I had too much homework later...

Lao Yang, let me ask you about the old driver, when you do that with a girl, will you be more comfortable than yourself?" Jiang Bo asked in a low voice.

Yang Ming smiled.

"Have you ever watched "Smell the Fragrance and Know the Woman"?"

Jiang Bo shook his head.

"Then go check it out, a very good movie, the question you just asked, the old rascal Lieutenant Colonel Frank will give you the answer.

After hearing this, Jiang Bo really sat down obediently, found out the movie, and even secretly prepared tissues.

Unfortunately, he didn't get to use tissues in the end, but he did find the answer.

Frank, the protagonist of the movie, has this mantra: what's between'em, passport to heaven.

Translated according to the situation, it is: between the woman's legs, is the passport to heaven.