Shenhao’s Salted Fish Life
Chapter 2: system online
"I'm divorced." Lin Tianwen first lit a cigarette for himself, exhaled, and said slowly.
"When did this happen?"
"Just this morning."
"Why did the two of you get divorced for no reason?" Yang Chao was surprised. He had seen Wu Hong before. It was a bit difficult for people, but it wouldn't be a divorce.
"Didn't I have been unable to conceive a child before? I went to Hangcheng for a checkup. The doctor said that I was born with a vas deferens, so I couldn't conceive naturally." Lin Tianwen took a breath and said.
"Fuck, don't you have to wear an umbrella?" Yang Chao said in surprise.
"You TM, are you serious?" Lin Tian stretched out his hand and slapped him angrily.
"Just kidding, let's ease your emotions. If you leave, leave. Anyway, there are many girls who like you. If you don't find another one, you'll be fine." Yang Chao said with a smile.
"I was bragging to you, you really believe it." Lin Tianwen was stunned and smiled bitterly.
"I'll go, where did all the beauties in your WeChat come from?" Yang Chao was confused.
"These are the little sisters who played games before marriage. I haven't played games for a year, so I'm probably deleted." Lin Tianwen touched his nose and said embarrassedly.
"Big brother, I've been cheated by you for a year. I thought you were the fat man, why are there so many beauties who like you and make fun of me with you." Yang Chao blew a bottle of anger. beer.
"I asked you to eat for you to comfort me, not to discuss Miss Sister with me." Lin Tianwen almost forgot his business.
"I need you to comfort me now. My heart is broken." Yang Chao rolled his eyes and said.
"Then comfort each other." Lin Tianwen ordered Yang Chao another bottle of beer.
"Come on, with your amount of alcohol, after drinking this bottle, I have to find a way to get you back." Yang Chao said disdainfully.
"Then I'll feel sorry for you today and have a drink with me."
"Fine."
Yang Chao was indeed right. After a bottle of beer went down, Lin Tianwen was already lying on the table and fell asleep. Lin's father and Lin's mother are both good drinkers, almost able to drink a pound of white wine, but they didn't pass it on to him at all.
Lin Tianwen, who woke up in the middle of the night, was still a little drunk. He found the bathroom in a daze, and released his hands. Only then did he take a look at the surrounding environment.
Yang Chao, a bad friend, actually left him alone in his new house. This is the house that Yang's father bought for Yang Chao to marry. Unfortunately, Yang Chao and his ex-girlfriend broke it last month. Therefore, this house has been empty after the renovation, and there is not even a bed. No wonder Lin Tianwen woke up and felt a sore back. He has been sleeping on the floor of the study, can it not hurt.
This is a real estate developed by Greentown in 2015. The house price ranks second in Yaocheng, at 16,000 per square meter, which is 5,000 per square foot more expensive than the house Lin Tianwen bought for 8 years.
I found a kettle, took some water, put it on the base, and waited for the water to boil.
"Di, Xianyu's life system is online." A mechanical voice sounded in his mind.
Lin Tianwen suddenly felt as if his brain had been blown up by a loudspeaker, and he did not regain his senses.
"Please choose now." The mechanical voice sounded again, and at the same time a light screen was generated in Lin Tianwen's mind.
"Please use your mind to choose. You can choose two small items for each major item. Once you choose, you cannot change it. Please choose carefully." At this time, the light screen changed, and 6 major items appeared.
"Please complete the selection within 10 minutes. If the selection is not completed within the specified time, the system will automatically select randomly. The countdown starts." Then a countdown appeared on the light screen.
Only then did Lin Tianwen regain his senses. He even held back his words, and carefully "looked" at the screen.
The 6 major items on the screen are appearance, physique, life skills, learning skills, talents, and exchangeable goods.
Clicking on each major item and taking a quick look, Lin Tianwen had a bottom line.
Click on the shape options, and there is a template similar to a pinch game, which is a small option for body shape, appearance, height, etc.
Lin Tianwen chose a figure similar to Peng Yuyan.
In the physique options, there are options such as strength, speed, endurance, agility, flexibility, etc. Lin Tianwen selects strength and endurance in seconds.
There are too many options in life skills. Afraid that he will be distracted, Lin Tianwen chose the driving proficiency and communication ability by using the method of ordering soldiers and generals.
The options in the learning skills are much simpler, and the ones that can be used are language proficiency and unforgettable.
"I'm going, this talent option is a bit confusing." When Lin Tianwen saw the talent option, his eyes were dazzled. There are thousands of traditional cultures of musical instruments and dances from all over the world.
One is proficient in piano, one is proficient in martial arts, one is for pretending, and the other is for self-defense.
The last item, exchangeable goods, its icon color is completely different from the previous five items, the front is white on a black background, but this one is transparent gold.
When he clicked in, Lin Tianwen woke up and shouted, TM is a black technology.
In the silent night, the sudden shouting was particularly abrupt.
"Which is the big night shouting?" The voice came from upstairs.
Lin Tianwen shrank his neck, covered his mouth, and began to look at the small items, but the countdown did not allow him to study it carefully, because there were only two minutes left.
"First-level genetic evolution fluid, human detectors, that's all." Lin Tianwen thought that since this is a salted fish system, I will choose the design of the spacecraft and the design of the anti-gravity engine. These black technologies seem useless, right? I don't want to dominate the universe, and I don't want to start a business and become the richest man.
"The selection is complete, start loading now." The light screen changed again, and a progress bar appeared, indicating that it would take 5 minutes to load.
Lin Tianwen looked at the progress bar and didn't wait foolishly. He took the kettle and poured a glass of water and drank it slowly.
Unfortunately, he didn't see it. The progress bar was loaded quickly.
"Loading is complete, now transfer, please get ready." The light screen flashed, and Lin Tianwen fell to the ground.
An hour later, Lin Tianwen covered his head and got up. When he fell down just now, he hit his head.
"After the transfer is complete, other options are ready except for the figure. Please experience it yourself."
"Didn't the body transfer successfully?" Lin Tianwen looked down at his beer belly and thought.
"The transmission has been successful, please stick to fitness for a month, and recommend a fitness program----swimming. Swimming 5 kilometers a day can accelerate the completion of the body change."
Pulling off his sports shorts, Lin Tianwen was excited when he saw his descendants, who had grown significantly larger. With this size, he couldn't stab anyone in a blood-filled state.
I verified the items I just selected one by one, and found that they have been deeply imprinted in my mind.
"What is this human probe used for?" Lin Tiantian thought.
"Just by recognizing the face with your eyes, you can know the current person's name, age, physique, appearance, health, mood, favorability and other values. There was a small problem during the transmission just now. At present, this detector It's a castrated version, it only recognizes women."
"There is a problem, there is definitely a problem." Lin Tianwen felt that the system was doing something, and he muttered in his mouth, but his hand didn't stop. He took out his mobile phone, opened Tencent Video, and chose a TV series, which happened to be "Three Lives Three Worlds Ten Miles". Peach Blossom", the first act of Bai Fengjiu played by Fat Di.
As soon as his eyes saw Fat Di, his mind showed Fat Di's personal information.
Fat Di
Age: 26
Height: 168cm
Weight: 47kg
Face value: 92 (out of 100, it will not exist in the world)
Body: 93
Health value: 86 (normal people are 80-90, 60-70 will have chronic diseases, and 50-60 will have major diseases. Below 50, they basically have to stay in the ICU.)
Mood value: 75 (out of 100, below 60 indicates extremely bad mood.)
Favorability: 0 (full score 100, below 50 means strangers, 50-60 means nodding, 60-70 means common friends, 70-80 means above friends, less than lovers, 80-90 means lovers , 90-100 is a lover, full value represents a dead end)
Cleanliness: 94 (out of 100, below 80, please make friends with caution.)
Lin Tianwen whispered, this is also a black technology. However, when you see a woman, you have to show it, and your brain will explode.
"Can human detectors be changed to active detection?"
"It has been changed to active detection mode."
"The Salted Fish System will transfer 1 billion RMB to you through a reasonable method at 0:00 on the 1st of every month, and clear it at 12:00 on December 31st every year. If the consumption is not finished, the balance of the transfer will be cleared. This goes back and forth."
"One billion yuan per month. You must not be invited to drink tea by the relevant departments." Lin Tianwen pinched himself, it hurts a lot, that should be true.
"Please rest assured, all funds can withstand the scrutiny, and you can't imagine the energy of the system."
"Note that the transfer amount is not used to buy stocks in the stock market, it cannot be used for borrowing, it can only be used for daily consumption. In addition, daily consumption will generate twice the rebate. PS: It is not necessary to buy luxury houses with more than 100 million yuan and items of more than 20 million yuan. It will be repaid.”
"Rebate? Spend 1 million and give me 2 million?"
"Yes."
"I'm going, the more money I use, the more money I use. Will the rebate money be cleared?"
"Will do."
"Okay. Where can I get the first-level genetic evolution fluid I chose?"
"..." The system did not respond.
Lin Tianwen shouted a few times, but there was still no response. Only then did he see a very sci-fi syringe on the table.
"Xianyu's life system is about to close." After speaking, the light screen in his head disappeared, as if it had never appeared.
Picking up the syringe on the table, a line of small words reminded: Please choose an undisturbed environment for injection, the evolution time will take 6 hours.
Looking at the time on the phone, it's only 12:30, and the time is too late.
Back in the study, Lin Tianxu had read a lot of novels on Qidian.com. He took off his clothes, lay quietly on the floor, and injected into the vein of his left hand, and then found that the empty syringe had disappeared out of thin air.
A drowsiness struck, and he fell asleep.
Lin Tianwen, who was asleep, couldn't see it, and his mobile phone received a transfer text message "Your last number 5177 card at 00:32 on July 10th has an income of 1,000,000,000 yuan and a balance of 1,000 yuan. 007,942 yuan. [ICBC]”
Lin Tianwen, who had slept all night on the floor of the study, was awakened by Yang Chao's phone call.
"Ten Tian, are you awake? I'm almost there. I brought you breakfast."
"Well, I'm awake." Lin Tianwen touched his body that had not changed at all, feeling as if he had been deceived.
"Then get up quickly. The toothbrushes, toothpaste and towels are in the cabinet under the washbasin. You don't need to change your clothes. You can't wear my clothes anyway."
Lin Tianwen glanced at the phone, only to find a text message. "Fuck." With a cry, I opened the ICBC APP and found that the balance really increased by 1 billion.
Now that all black technologies have appeared, money is a piece of shit.
Is the fat man's mentality super good? Lin Tianwen quickly accepted such an exciting thing. He went to the bathroom to wash up, and took a shower by the way. Fortunately, he was drunk yesterday and didn't vomit, otherwise he would have to be naked today. The arm goes to work. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
In Yang Chao's white BMW 3 series car, Lin Tianwen asked while eating breakfast, "Yang Chao, if you have 1 billion a month, how will you spend it?"
"One billion? Buy a car, buy a house, pick up girls. Find a dozen young ladies and sisters to wrap them up. Change one a day."
"You're not afraid of **** either."
"Hey, can't you just think about it?"
"It's no use asking you. By the way, starting today, I plan to exercise. Do you want to come with me?"
"Okay. You also know that my last girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was too fat."
"Don't you think that you are short?"
"Lin Tianwen, is it interesting for you to expose people's scars like this?" Yang Chao patted the steering wheel and stared at Lin Tianwen with wide eyes.
"Just kidding, kidding."
The day passed quickly. On this day, Lin Tianwen had never suffered so much.
Fortunately, during his lunch break, he paid off all the credit cards he owed, so he was free of debts. He canceled all the credit cards, leaving only one credit card from China Merchants Bank. He wouldn't say it was because the girls in China Merchants Bank were pretty.
However, after work, he relaxed instead.
Went to the Youth Sports Center with Yang Chao and bought a monthly swimming card, which was very cheap, only 900 yuan.
Unfortunately, after spending 900 yuan, the bank called back 1,800 yuan, which was a headache.
In the store in the sports center, the two bought all the equipment. Of course, Lin Tianwen paid for it. After all, he could make money by spending.
Because Lin Tianwen was instructed by the system, he swam 5 kilometers in the swimming pool and went to take a bath.
Yang Chao has a fitness card, and he will be watching beautiful women in the gym.
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