Shinka no Mi

"... bad, I'm lost"

While the women's team was a little prepared, I didn't need to be particularly prepared. Although I was good to go to the bath first, I forgot to ask where the bath is, so I was lost in admiration.

I don't know where Saria is, and if she asks, she's someone in this castle, but she won't see anyone.

"Hey, where are we?"

In addition to thoughts, it gradually becomes a space that makes you feel history when you are struggling with four places.

He said, "Hey, are the goggles on this side of the street?"

It really felt like it was in a castle in Japan, and I could imagine that a space with an atmosphere similar to this was spreading elsewhere.

For the first time, you can hear a bath-like sound called a capone.

As I relied on the sound, I arrived at a place that looked like a strip shop.

Looks like it's here.

As for the atmosphere, it's like an old-fashioned inn... it's not flashy, but it feels very good.

This space gives you an imaginary Japanese-style atmosphere, so you can expect a bath, but if there had been a bath in that filthy space, it would have been a very filthy bath.

... tell me for yourself, what a nasty bath is that?Is there hot water coming out of the buttocks of the fish-shaped statues?What am I supposed to do, I'm starting to wonder...!

I finally found the long-awaited bath, but I thought I'd forget about it by concentrating on the bath in front of me.

That's why I didn't notice.

There was someone else's clothes there.

Above all, there was no separate warm curtain between men and women.

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In front of me, I saw the Guardian God with his dazed expression.

I was just about to get out of the bath, and the guardian god looked at me standing up and solidified.

I didn't think there was anybody, so I opened my eyes for a moment, but my gaze dropped subconsciously.

There it is...

"----no... no, no, no, no, no, no!?"

"Makemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakemakeaaaaaa

The guardian god crouched in a hurry.

Wait, wait, wait!But the Guardian God...!

As soon as I returned to my senses, I quickly turned my back on the Guardian God.

"I'm sorry, alright!?"

Then he demonstrated his ability to fly here and there, and when he changed at the speed of light, he jumped out of the dressing room.

Nevertheless, after seeing this feeling of frustration no more, I have a head.

"Ahh... oh no... it's completely soft... what should I do..."

Speaking of lucky squirrels in the bathroom, the key part is usually hidden by hair or hot air.

However, there was nothing in my eyes that prevented me from seeing it...!

Of course, that's because the hot air was taken into consideration by Seiichi!

"What kind of considerations!? Intracranial announcements, not too cheerful these days!?"

If you suddenly think of a voice flowing into your brain, it's a really troublesome consideration!This is really weird!?

The brain announcement replied satisfactorily to me that I couldn't stop.

"Don't worry, we're careful to make sure you look good from the other person's perspective."

"Nooooooooooooooo!"

Where was the element of peace of mind!? Not only did I attack a woman while bathing, but there was no way to save her from exposure habits!?

No matter what you think, you'll be a pervert at the head of Alliance HQ!

"By the way, please be assured that there are other beings besides Seiichi who are concerned about not seeing hot air at work."

"Other beings!? Who else was there besides me and the Guardian God!?"

Shit, I can't believe there was someone else in this social death scene!I can't get away with it!?

Yes, many eyes are still peeking at you.

"Where is my privacy...!?"

You've got so many eyes on me!? Won't you be worse than a ghost!?

"It's okay, you're just looking beyond the dimension."

"Please tell me so I can understand!"

Recently, there have been too many stories about dimensions and omnipotence that go beyond my understanding and I can't keep up!

"Ah, um..."

"Ha!?"

Responding to all the words of the brain announcement, the guardian god came out of the dressing room.

The dress is the usual Japanese clothes, and the goddess is dyeing his cheeks red.

In such a state of defense, I cheated on the ground to flow.

"I'm really sorry!"

"Seiichi!? I don't care anymore, so don't look up!"

That's what the gentle Guardian says when he wakes me up.No matter how bad I look inside without confirmation, this response... looks like I'm about to fall down with guilt!

However, no matter how willing I am to apologize, it is a fact that it is annoying to the Guardian God that I continue to sit down here.While I stood up, I lowered my head many times.

"I'm sorry... I'm really sorry..."

"No, I'm sorry that I didn't explain myself properly... but... this isn't a guest bath, it's a servant's bath..."

"That's right...."

Let's check it out before we get in!It's going to be irreversible!

I feel sorry and embarrassed about Morijin-san, and when I feel uncomfortable, Morijin-san murmured a little.

"... Seiichi hasn't said anything."

"What? I won't tell you...."

What does that mean? What do you think you saw?If you say so, you're already one of the perverts!It's probably too late! It's a matter of feeling!

The Guardian kept quiet against me thinking too confused and stupid.

"Isn't that... awkward... woman?"

"Well... yes"

"Isn't it strange that such an awkward man waves his sword..."

Yes?

Huh?

I didn't really know what to say, and when I twisted my neck, the Guardian looked at me in surprise.

"Oh, isn't that strange?"

"Um... I'm sorry. I don't know what that means, but why is it strange for a woman, the Guardian God, to wave her sword?"

"That's because I'm a woman...."

I don't know, it feels like it's not exactly meshing with me...!

If you sort it out a little bit, perhaps the guardian god... or the culture of the eastern country, you want to say that it is strange for a woman to wave a sword.

In fact, I don't know if that was the case in Japan in the past, but the combination of swords and women seems to be rather popular as someone familiar with modern Japan full of subcultures...

Well, I can't understand it without talking about it and the culture of this country.

"Hmm... well, it's dangerous for anyone to shake a sword... no matter the difference in physical characteristics, I don't really understand why a woman shouldn't have a sword other than that... well, whoever holds it won't change..."

"In the case of Makocchan, the results are the same when you target any creature rather than sex.It's just self-destructing. "

"Seriously, I don't understand..."

It's just fear that the opponent will self-destruct without having to fight.Is that it? Not physically, but mentally?

"Well, that's why you say there's nothing particularly strange about me...."

"... fufu. That's true.If I was dealing with Seiichi, I'd think the troubles of the selfish people would be small. "

"Hah, hah..."

I answered lightly, but it would have been very troublesome for me, and I'm sorry...

However, for the first time ever, the Guardian God seemed to be laughing from the bottom of his heart.