Showdown: Opening and Wu Zetian's wandering on the deserted island

"I have said it many times, I am really not a fairy!"

Jiang Yichu put down his steamed buns and said to the two women behind him irresistibly.

Half an hour ago, two women came to the island, and because they ate their two steamed buns, they insisted that they were immortals, and one of them claimed to be Wu Zetian!

Strange things happen every year, especially this year.

Half a year ago, Jiang Yichu, a professor at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, encountered wind and waves on his way abroad for lectures and came to this deserted island inexplicably. He used to drink dew and rain for a living. It was not until the emergence of the system that food and clothing were solved.

Potatoes, sweet potatoes, soybeans, corn...

Everything was available. In just six months, Jiang Yichu relied on the system to complete the life of a tyrant with a wealth of land.

Just half an hour ago, two uninvited guests came to the island, wearing ancient costumes, speaking strangely, and claiming to be Wu Zetian. Seeing that these two people were poor, Jiang Yichu gave them two steamed buns. Who knew these two girls actually said they were. Fairy.

The fairy is a board!

If he were a fairy, he would not be trapped here for half a year!

Shangguan Wan'er gave a polite, "Your Majesty, this place is in a no-man's land, but this person sits on a fertile field, so he must be a fairy."

Wu Zetian nodded and looked up and down Jiang Yichu, indeed like a fairy.

"His Majesty, which crew are you from and how did you get here?" Jiang Yichu is speechless. Are all the extras so dedicated now, or are there hidden cameras around?

If so, it would be too exciting.

However, these two women are really beautiful, even if they are first-line actresses at home and abroad, they are all overshadowed by comparison.

"The drama...what is the drama?" Shangguan Wan'er asked.

"Fairy, where is this, why am I here?" Wu Zetian asked.

Jiang Yichu drew his ears, "I said you were too deep in the play, the crew has finished."

"Play? Could the fairy talk to me about drama again?" Wu Zetian seemed to understand.

Jiang Yichu was convinced, and gave a thumbs up to the two of them, "You are really dedicated, I'll take it."

"I have served you, this is a desert island, and I am the only one, so how did you come here?"

"Your Majesty is with me. I was drawn here by the black wind, fairy, how should we go back." Shangguan Wan'er said, leaning over and bowing.

This actor is so dedicated!

Dedicated to his work, as if he had just run out of a mental hospital.

These two stunning girls are stupid at a young age.

What a pity!

Wu Zetian's face was heavy: "Fairy, how should I go back."

Jiang Yichu wanted to cry without tears, and looked at the steamed bun in his hand: "Go back? I have been here for half a year if I can't go back."

Can not go back…

In the past six months, Jiang Yichu went out to sea seven or eighty times, but unfortunately he was beaten back by wind and waves every time.

International rescue signals have also been placed on the beach. The result?

It's been half a year, and I haven't even waited for a bird.

Finally, two people came, still cosplay fans who came out of the mental hospital.

Wu Zetian's face was gloomy: "The fairy is serious about this?"

Jiang Yichu pointed to the hair that had grown to his back, and said with a wry smile: "Sister, do you think I am joking?"

hiss!

Shangguan Wan'er took a breath. Who in the world would dare to speak so nonsense with Your Majesty!

"Your Majesty calms down your anger, this is probably a barrier set up by the fairy. Since your Majesty is here, it must be a chance."

Wu Zetian nodded, unable to see the slightest anger.

Yes, since they want to act, let them act.

Wu Zetian took the first two steps: "Does the immortal do not believe that I am the Emperor of the Great Zhou?"

Big week?

Yes, after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, he changed Tang to Zhou and claimed to be a great Zhou emperor. It was no big deal.

But this sister is too deep into the drama.

Wu Zetian said righteously: "I really am Emperor Wu Zetian of the Great Zhou Dynasty."

"Wu Zetian?" Jiang Yichu looked up, showing a smile that didn't make me laugh.

Wu Zetian said again: "Could I not look like the fairy thought?"

"Of course not." Jiang Yichu got up.

Shangguan Wan'er's complexion changed drastically. As an indifferent, she has been with Wu Zetian for many years, and she knows Wu Zetian's temperament well. Nowadays, the immortal is actually not like it. Could it be that your majesty is not subject to the destiny?

Wu Zetian didn't change his face: "Why don't you look like it? Did you meet your Majesty?"

"I see you in the Canyon of Kings every day, not only Wu Zetian, Shangguan Wan'er, Zhuge Liang, Lu Ban, and Qin Shihuang I have all seen."

Not only have I seen it, but also played it!

Jiang Yichu thought, he seemed to think of familiar lines again...

Wu Zetian was puzzled: "What king, what gorge, I have never been to such a place."

"Forget it, if you don't know, let's show you a baby."

Jiang Yichu opened the chatterbox. After all, he hadn't spoken to anyone for half a year, and he was almost suffocated. Now two people have finally arrived, even if they are mentally abnormal, they are all excited for him.

After all, it looks pretty.

"What is a baby?" Shangguan Wan'er asked.

Jiang Yichu smiled mysteriously, waved at the two of them, plunged into the peanut field, pulled out a bunch of peanuts, and quickly removed the shells, making people feel distressed with skillful movements.

"Fairy, what is this?"

Jiang Yichu stuffed a handful of peanuts in his mouth, smiling like a silly smile: "My latest enhanced version of peanuts has a yield of 3,000 catties per mu!"

"This thing is three thousand catties per mu?" Wu Zetian asked.

Jiang Yichu nodded with a proud look: "Of course, this is my latest research and development, an exclusive patent!"

Wu Zetian was so excited that he paced back and forth on the spot, "God bless the Great Zhou, God Bless the Great Zhou!"

The same was true for Shangguan Wan'er, excited in patience, standing still and dancing.

Isn't it peanuts, as for?

"Look at what you have never seen before, come and taste it, Tian'er." Jiang Yichu passed a bunch of peanuts.

Oh my god!

Shangguan Wan'er's face was pale, she was a fairy, she was bold enough to call the Emperor Tian'er of the Great Zhou...

Wu Zetian didn't respond. He was still immersed in excitement. He took the peanuts handed by Jiang Yichu and gave them to Shangguan Wan'er: "Try Aiqing too."

Shangguan Wan'er gave a bow and was full of excitement: "Thank your majesty."

Such a precious treasure, His Majesty is willing to reward her!

Thinking about it, Shangguan Wan'er opened her mouth and bit down.

Jiang Yichu immediately exclaimed: "Damn, I haven't peeled my shell yet!"

This girl is so fierce, there is still mud on this peanut shell!

Shangguan Wan'er's face changed, and she immediately vomited, until Jiang Yichu stripped it well, then she ate.

"Hmm..."

Shangguan Wan'er pointed to the peanut in her hand, with a look of excitement, where there was the appearance of a man in the house, like a foodie.

"Your Majesty, this thing is beautiful!"

"What kind of style!"

Wu Zetian scolded, but at the next moment it was really fragrant, showing the same expression of eating goods like Shangguan Waner.

Next, Jiang Yichu watched the two stunning beauties with national beauty and fragrant beauty, and ate his one-meter-long peanut field.

Poor girl, she was stupid at a young age.

"Fairy, can I bring this thing back..."

Wu Zetian said, before being finished, he was interrupted by Jiang Yichu:

"of course can!"

Immediately Wu Zetian showed a look of shock: "The fairy is serious about this?"

"It's just a few acres of peanuts. I want to take them away."

The premise is that you can take it away.

Jiang Yichu looked at the excited expressions of the two with a smile, and he became more and more fulfilled.

"Thank you fairy, thank you fairy!"

Shangguan Wan'er thanked him again and again.

"Look at your unpromising look." Jiang Yichu was speechless, got up and patted the dirt on his body, and pointed to the endless peanut field in front of him, "Look!"

Wu Zetian: "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Yichu: "That's all what I laid for you!"