Showdown: Opening and Wu Zetian's wandering on the deserted island

"Lamb barbecue? Why haven't I heard of it?" Wu Zetian frowned.

"I haven't heard of it either. It may be the latest thing that the fairy has studied." Shangguan Wan'er thought for a long time, and shook her head.

Yes, these two people are too deep into the play, they don't even know the sheep.

"Don't think you two are acting stupid and don't have to work." Jiang Yichu said.

"Fairy, how can I be that kind of liar?"

"Yeah, Your Highness and I can't lie." Shangguan Wan'er nodded in agreement.

"Okay, then come and work." Jiang Yichu saw the two of them sincerely, and believed most of them in his heart.

These two looked pretty. They didn't come from the country, right? They didn't even know a sheep.

On a large grassland in the east, Jiang Yichu pointed to the distance and said, "Did you see patches of white things in the distance? That's sheep.

"This is a sheep? So small." Wu Zetian said disgustedly.

Shangguan Wan'er saw it too, and said disappointedly: "Yes, what kind of sheep is so small, what meat can it have."

"Hey, you'll know at night, Xiaotian, you go to repair the sheep's wool, Xiao Shang, you follow me." Jiang Yichu took out a pair of scissors and handed it to Wu Zetian.

"What is this?" Wu Zetian picked it up and looked at it, and asked suspiciously.

"These are scissors, very dangerous. Be careful when you use them." Jiang Yichu reminded.

"Fairy, how to use this thing." Wu Zetian said curiously.

"I'll show it to you." Jiang Yichu said, picking up the scissors, selecting a very strong sheep and walking closer.

Click, click.

With a move of the sharp scissors, large pieces of wool were cut off.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were both watching.

"Fairy, this thing is so sharp." Wu Zetian said excitedly.

"His Royal Highness, if this thing is brought back to Da Zhou, it will definitely be loved by the people." Shangguan Wan'er recommended.

"Wan'er, you are right." Wu Zetian nodded gently, with stars shining in his eyes.

"Um, isn't it just a pair of scissors? As for? This looks like I haven't seen the market." Jiang Yichu was puzzled, these two people are really not ordinary professional.

"What I taught just now, do you know how?"

Suddenly, Jiang Yichu raised his head and asked.

Shangguan Wan'er frowned: "How did you talk to your Highness!"

She feels that Wu Zetian is the master of a country. Who is qualified to teach her in the world?

No, never.

But to his surprise, Wu Zetian did not refute, and nodded cleverly: "Learned."

"Well, then Xiaotian, please try it." Jiang Yichu handed the scissors to Wu Zetian.

Shangguan Wan'er was dumbfounded. Is this still the majestic queen in her memory?

"Okay." Wu Zetian did not notice Shangguan Wan'er's gaze, and carefully picked up the scissors to cut the sheep.

Click.

A bit of wool fell off.

Wu Zetian's eyes lit up, and this thing didn't seem to be as scary as he thought?

With this thought, her hand moved a little faster.

Click, click.

Soon the sheep's hair fell out and looked particularly ugly.

Woo.

The sheep looked at the wool on the ground and cried aggrievedly.

"Very well, you go and wash this sheep, and we will eat him tonight." Jiang Yichu commanded, pulling Shangguan Wan'er into the room.

"Fairy, shall we not help your Highness?" Shangguan Wan'er asked suspiciously.

"No, we have other things to do." Jiang Yichu smiled mysteriously and took out iron skewers and a grill.

"You wash these up, and I'll get some conditioning."

"This is something? It's so dirty." Shangguan Wan'er said disgustedly.

This thing is not only dirty, but also has a pungent smell.

"Do you still want to eat lamb barbecue." Jiang Yichu threatened.

Shangguan Wan'er swallowed secretly. Although she didn't know whether the lamb barbecue was good or not, it was made by a fairy.

"Eat, eat, I will wash." Shangguan Wan'er said diligently.

"Next, it's seasoning." Jiang Yichu moved his eyes to the chili pepper in the room, his eyes lit up.

..........

In the evening, Jiang Yichu took out two boxes and walked out.

It is cumin and chili.

"Go and see how the small wash is going."

Jiang Yichu came to the back of the house and saw Shangguan Wan'er at a glance.

But when he saw Shangguan Wan'er wiping it carefully, there was a black line on his face.

"Little Shang, what are you doing."

"Ah, the fairy is you, I'm washing this thing." Shangguan Wan'er said in surprise.

"Let me see." Jiang Yichu looked at the barbecue grill with doubts.

From this glance, the barbecue grill was clean and exuding white light, very beautiful.

However, there is always something wrong.

"Fairy, you see if I wash him for nothing." Shangguan Wan'er said triumphantly.

"White? White is not white?" Jiang Yichu suddenly realized that he knew what was wrong.

"Xiaoshang! Come here, I promise not to kill you... You actually washed my barbecue grill." Jiang Yichu stunned.

What kind of fairy is this?

On the other side, Jiang Yichu found Wu Zetian.

"Where is the sheep, have you washed it?"

"It's done." Wu Zetian said, pulling out a sheep.

The whole body was white, with grievances in his eyes, there seemed to be nothing wrong.

"Huh." Jiang Yichu sighed lightly and looked at Wu Zetian with admiration: "Xiao Tian, ​​you did a beautiful job, and a good evening award..."

Before he finished speaking, the staring boss pointed to the distance and said, "What the hell is that?"

I saw a large white light shining out of the darkness in the distance.

"Oh, that's the sheep you said." Wu Zetian didn't understand why the fairy was so shocked.

"Uh, I know it's sheep, but why are they glowing!"

"I live up to my mission and handed all their hair as the fairy said." Wu Zetian said solemnly, with a trace of pride in his eyes.

puff!

Jiang Yichu has the urge to have a myocardial infarction.

I want you to shear the wool, but one is enough.

........

In the evening, after busying for an hour, I finally set up the barbecue grill and made the skewers.

"Start lighting." Jiang Yichu hugged a bunch of hay and lightly pressed the lighter.

call!

The flame burned, and grilled toward the mutton skewers.

"Fairy, every time I see you use a lighter, I feel incredible." Wu Zetian took a peek and said.

Jiang Yichu chuckled, "It's okay, just watch it a few times."

Wu Zetian:..........

"His Royal Highness, what does this meat smell like, it's so terrible." Shangguan Wan'er said suddenly.

"I don't know either." Wu Zetian shook his head.

"Oh, it's the mutton smell, just smell it too much." Jiang Yichu explained.

Half an hour, the mutton skewers were grilled, and Jiang Yichu handed them to Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er: "Come and taste it."

Shangguan Wan'er looked disgusted and took a bite with the mentality of giving it a try.

After a bite, her expression froze.