Showdown: Opening and Wu Zetian's wandering on the deserted island

"Come on, continue to drink. Jiang Yichu said and continued to drink two more glasses.

Shangguan Wan'er watched in a daze from the side: "Fairy, why aren't you drunk?"

Wu Zetian also nodded secretly beside him, as expected to be an immortal, with two glasses of wine on his stomach, his complexion remained unchanged.

They didn't know that in the previous life, Jiang Yichu drank alcohol every night and there was no problem with two catties.

"Because I'm an immortal." Jiang Yichu also said in earnest.

Tease them.

"Shangguan Wan'er, meet the fairy."

"Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, Wu Zetian also paid homage to the immortals.

Who knows that the two people who talked and laughed in the last second suddenly bowed.

Good guys, it's a pity that the two of them didn't award the movie king award.

Jiang Yichu was dumbfounded.

"Since I am an immortal, I respect you a glass." Wu Zetian said with a glass of wine.

"Wan'er also respects the immortal." Shangguan Wan'er also drank it.

........

At midnight, Jiang Yichu looked at these two people speechlessly.

"Xianren, where do you come from and why do you have such great magical powers?" Shangguan Wan'er said drunkly.

"Wan'er must not be rude, the immortal must come from those nine heavens." Wu Zetian also had red cheeks, obviously drunk.

"Wan'er just wants to know where the fairy came from, after all, there are not many men in this world with such a good-looking fairy." Shangguan Wan'er said with blurred eyes.

"What you said is really right. Immortals are handsome." Wu Zetian also nodded in approval.

"Xianren, I like you." Suddenly, Shangguan Wan'er grabbed Jiang Yichu's clothes and said.

"What?" Jiang Yichu heard the breath of Shangguan Wan'er, shorting his brain.

"Don't you understand what Wan'er said? I like immortals." Shangguan Wan'er said charmingly, completely drunk.

"Presumptuous, Waner can't mess around in front of me." Wu Zetian shouted sharply.

Jiang Yichu sighed lightly and looked at Wu Zetian thankfully.

Someone is still not drunk.

But the next second, he was dumbfounded.

"If you want to say who the immortal belongs to, it must be mine. Others can't get involved." Wu Zetian looked at Jiang Yichu.

"Damn, these two people are not lightly drunk, no, no, they can't go on like this." Jiang Yichu shuddered all over his body, not daring to think about what would happen next.

He walked briskly, ran to the room, picked up the tea leaves and started making tea.

Up to now, they can only be sobered up.

When the time for a stick of incense passed, Jiang Yichu came out with two cups of tea content and handed them to Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian respectively.

"Come and taste it, sober up."

"I don't want it, I just want an immortal." Shangguan Wan'er rubbed against Jiang Yichu.

"Wan'er, the immortal belongs to me." Wu Zetian was not reconciled and ordered.

"My mother." Jiang Yichu's face was full of black lines.

I'm committing a crime, why should I find something to do and drink for them?

Regardless, if you don't drink it, don't blame me for being rude.

Jiang Yichu took a deep breath and poured it into the superior Wan'er.

Guru, Guru.

After drinking the tea, Shangguan Wan'er tilted her body and fell asleep.

Wu Zetian saw this cruel scene, his body trembled instinctively, and he also had a little clarity: "I don't want you to feed it, I drink it myself."

With that, he picked up the tea and drank it.

boom.

Wu Zetian also sank his head and fell asleep.

Seeing this, Jiang Yichu breathed a sigh of relief and nodded: "You two, don't do anything to me."

The next day, the sun rose.

Shangguan Wan'er woke up, she glanced at the messy clothes, and Wu Zetian's face changed and turned pale.

"What happened last night?"

She didn't dare to think, and she didn't want to.

"His Royal Highness, wake up soon, the big thing is not good." Shangguan Wan'er came to Wu Zetian and shook her.

"Huh? What happened?" Wu Zetian opened his eyes and asked suspiciously.

When she saw Shangguan Wan'er's clothes being messy, her expression changed: "Wan'er, what's wrong with you."

"Your Highness, I don't know either." Shangguan Wan'er said aggrievedly.

"Wan'er, don't worry, immortals won't do that kind of thing." Wu Zetian calmed down, glanced at his clothes still intact, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Really? People's hearts are separated by the belly, and it seems that the fairy deliberately got us drunk last night." Shangguan Wan'er recalled.

"Don't think about it so much. I'm confused about what happened last night. Let's go and ask the fairy." Wu Zetian straightened his hair and said.

"Hmm." Shangguan Wan'er nodded obediently, but she was a little embarrassed.

Jiang Yichu got up long ago and sharpened his knife by the river.

Stabbing, the sound of stabbing sounded.

"What is the fairy doing?" Wu Zetian walked from behind and asked.

"Oh, are you awake? I am sharpening the knife." Jiang Yichu looked back at the two of them and said.

"Fairy, are we drunk last night?" Shangguan Wan'er asked with blushing cheeks.

"You are more than drunk, you are almost sleepwalking." Jiang Yichu rolled his eyes, recalling the situation of the day, he still feels horrified.

"Is I also drunk?" Wu Zetian asked with surprise.

"They are all drunk, and they said some dreams." Jiang Yichu sighed lightly.

"I'm not rude, right?" Wu Zetian said tightly.

The majesty of the empress cannot be lost.

"You're okay, it's just that Xiao Shang's behavior caught me off guard." Jiang Yichu said, giving Shangguan Wan'er a look.

Upon hearing this, Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help thinking a lot.

For example, speak truth after drinking.

Wouldn't you tell me the words in your heart?

Shangguan Wan'er's face was pale, and she begged to blame: "The fairy, please don't blame it. It's the first time that Wan'er drinks baijiu and can't stand it."

"As for the words that are said, the immortal should just be nonsense."

"I didn't take it seriously, so why should I ask for it?" Jiang Yichu waved his hand and didn't care.

Seeing him like this, Wu Zetian nodded secretly: "As expected of him, he is both a gentleman and a big belly."

"What is the fairy doing?" Shangguan Wan'er asked in surprise.

Wu Zetian also looked at Jiang Yichu, only to hear a piercing sound, a bit like a weapon.

"Nothing, I'm sharpening the knife," Jiang Yichu raised his hand and showed them the knife.

"Sharpen the knife? Why does the fairy sharpen it like this?" Wu Zetian said puzzledly.

When sharpening a knife in the Great Zhou Dynasty, I always find a blade to sharpen it. What kind of sharpness can the fairy sharpen like this.

Shangguan Wan'er also nodded and said, "Fairy, you have made the wrong grinding. You can't make a sharp sense like this."

Jiang Yichu smiled and did not speak.

This is his newly researched sharpening technique, which is a hundred times better than the old ones.

But they didn't seem to understand, so they didn't explain anything.

Suddenly, roar.

The sound of a wolf roar came from a distance.