Showdown: Opening and Wu Zetian's wandering on the deserted island

Shangguan Wan'er's eyes lit up and she immediately put down her work: "Your Majesty, the facial mask in the fairy population can beautify your face, so you might as well try it."

Wu Zetian nodded, feeling a little excited, whether the empress or the empress, she is all a woman, a woman, she loves beauty.

Jiang Yichu asked the two of them to sit in front of him and pick up the cucumber: "Put the cucumber on your face, take it off in ten minutes, and wash it with clean water."

The two understood and let Jiang Yi Chuchao put the cucumber on his face.

The fairy is so amazing, he can even make a mask!

Jiang Yichu's eyes were adored by the two, and he looked a little proud, and walked into the kitchen to serve a plate of beef jerky and wine.

"It's almost time, you can get it down."

As soon as Jiang Yichu's words fell, the two rushed into the bathroom as if they were a treasure, and they did not come out for more than half an hour.

Jiang Yichu waited anxiously, and went in to see that the two girls squatted beside the sink, washing cucumber slices with clean water!

"What are you doing?" Jiang Yichu was completely speechless.

Wu Zetian looked up: "Didn't the fairy say, this thing should be washed with water?"

"I'm asking you to wash your faces, not cucumber slices. This thing is for one-time use and will be thrown away." Jiang Yichu wanted to cry without tears.

What kind of demons and ghosts did he recruit?

Wu Zetian looked embarrassed, quickly washed his face, and left the bathroom with Shangguan Wan'er.

"The fairy just said that this thing should be discarded after use. It is a bit wasteful. I think it is inevitable to feed the gizzards in the backyard." Wu Zetian said.

Jiang Yichu nodded with a look of relief, "This is reasonable, then put it in the bucket and feed the pigs tomorrow morning."

It's not easy. Her Majesty actually knew thrift.

It's not easy.

Does this mean that he can save a few bowls of rice in the future?

However, Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian used practical actions to tell Jiang Yichu that it is impossible!

Shangguan Wan'er saw the beef jerky next to Jiang Yichu at a glance, and her eyes lit up: "Xianren, what is this?"

"I made my own beef jerky and Yangmei wine, you can try it."

The two quickly settled down, and Jiang Yichu suddenly regretted it.

These two sisters are more and more not considering themselves as outsiders.

And the eating phase is more and more, informal.

Seeing Shangguan Wan'er's open mouth, Jiang Yichu was in pain again.

Life is too difficult!

Wu Zetian took a sip of his wine with an elegant and calm posture: "This wine has a sweet and sour taste and is very delicious."

"Your Majesty, there is also this beef jerky, which is also very spicy and delicious." Shangguan Wan'er said vaguely.

"Meeting is fate, let us toast." Jiang Yichu was also a little bit up at this time, got up and toasted.

Shangguan Wan'er looked at Wu Zetian, only to find that the latter had risen to raise his glass, and was shocked.

"From now on, the two of you will be my sister. On this island, whoever dares to bully you, just hug my name!" Jiang Yichu waved his hand and grabbed the shoulders of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, and said loudly.

Shangguan Wan'er's expression changed, and she uttered a wild word with the Emperor Da Zhou, and said that her majesty belongs to his sister. Except for the fairy, the whole world could not find a courageous person.

Wu Zetian's next move was to make Shangguan Wan'er dumbfounded.

"So, I thanked my brother."

Your Majesty, even call this man the elder brother!

She must be still dreaming, she must be!

Wu Zetian was smiling and staring at the fairy in a daze.

Jiang Yichu got up, picked up the wine jar and drank it, loudly said: "I'm drunk, clap my hands and sing wildly, raise my glass to invite the moon, and become three guests to the shadows. Dancing and wandering around the wind and dew, I don't know where tonight? Go. Why ride Pengyi. In the Crystal Palace, blow off the flute."

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er stood blankly on the spot.

"Your Majesty, wonderful, wonderful!" Shangguan Wan'er said with a stunned face.

Wu Zetian did the same, recalling the words and sentences that Jiang Yichu had just said casually, and he was overjoyed.

"God Bless the Great Week, God Bless the Great Week!"

Shangguan Wan'er got up and bowed: "This word was actually made by a drunken fairy, which shows the love of the fairy. Your Majesty, God bless the great Zhou!"

Wu Zetian nodded, looking at Jiang Yichu excitedly.

This kind of talent is unparalleled in the world, if you can use it, the great Zhou will be a big success!

"Xianren, this is the fairy!" Shangguan Wan'er exclaimed.

In her cognition, only immortals are so unparalleled in the world.

Jiang Yichu put down the wine jar and said in a daze, "The fairy? The fairy is a slab, it's the 21st century. Where is the fairy, wash and sleep."

After speaking, he lay on the table and fell asleep.

"Your Majesty, why does the immortal refuse to recognize his identity? Why does he refuse to believe us?" Shangguan Wan'er said.

She never knew what the 21st century and what mask.

Where are they?

Is it the past or the future?

In the early morning of the next day, Jiang Yichu woke up to find that he had been lying back in the wooden house.

There was a lot of noise in the yard and the sound of pigs.

Somehow, the chickens in the chicken pen ran out and pecked at several seabirds in the sky.

"Wan'er, this thing is fierce, beware!" Wu Zetian's voice came over.

At the next moment, Jiang Yichu saw Shangguan Wan'er running towards him, covered in mud.

"Fairy, stop that monster!" Shangguan Wan'er shouted.

monster?

Jiang Yichu only noticed that a turkey was running towards him, and the monster Shangguan Wan'er was talking about was this thing.

Immediately stepped forward, grabbed the turkey's neck and lifted it up.

Shangguan Wan'er ran up, panting: "Thank you to the fairy, this thing is so fierce that it pecked the gizzards in the backyard."

Jiang Yichu nodded, "It's okay, I baked it at night, just to improve the food."

"Can this be eaten?" Shangguan Wan'er said in surprise.

Jiang Yichu nodded: "Of course, you will know it at night."

Shangguan Wan'er's eyes lit up, and the fairy said that it was edible, and it would definitely be edible, presumably the taste was also very delicious.

Wu Zetian breathed a sigh of relief: "Fairy, what should I do now?"

Jiang Yichu waved his hand, "Give it to me, you go and clean up the house."

After speaking, Jiang Yichu drove the chicken back to the chicken pen, and went around the pig pen again, and found that Wu Zetian had fed these pigs very well. Not only that, but he also took a shower. Now he is white and clean. Self-confidence is overflowing all over.

Seeing myself, I even scratched my head.

Back to the wooden house, I simply ate breakfast, and a bowl of soy juice made the two unfamiliar people realize the sinister society.

Seeing the two gradually distorted expressions, Jiang Yichu was in a great mood.

I decided to take the two to sea, and it would be nice to cook crayfish at night.

Under the coconut tree, Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian looked at Jiang Yichu who was chopping wood crazily and smiled while holding the coconut.

Jiang Yichu deeply felt that these two sisters were here on vacation, and only he had become a strong laborer.

"Your Majesty, if the fairy is willing to return to Great Zhou, it will be a chance!" Shangguan Wan'er said.