Showdown: Opening and Wu Zetian's wandering on the deserted island

Jiang Yichu was silent for a while, his eyes looked gloomy at Shangguan Wan'er.

"Xianren, what do you mean? What do you want to do?" Shangguan Wan'er shuddered all over, and she saw something bad in her eyes.

"This, I'll leave it to you to bathe the pig." Jiang Yichu said evilly.

"Why give it to me?" Shangguan Wan'er said aggrievedly, and glanced at the dirty pig.

The pig is so dirty, she doesn't want to bathe it.

"No bathing? Then you still want to eat?" Jiang Yichu said with a serious expression.

"Um, of course I do." Shangguan Wan'er said seriously.

"If you want to, go and bathe it." Jiang Yichu said.

"That's good, Wan'er will go and bathe her now." Shangguan Wan'er said aggrievedly, and went to get things.

Wu Zetian and Li Lingyue breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this scene.

Fortunately, the two of them were not shouting.

"Xiaotian, go get me the scissors out." Jiang Yichu looked at Wu Zetian and said.

"Yes." Wu Zetian didn't dare to have any resistance, nodded his head and prepared to go to the warehouse.

Li Lingyue's heart was cold, and a bad premonition happened.

"Yue'er, you follow me, let's kill the sheep." Jiang Yichu said, and started walking towards the sheep.

Li Lingyue was secretly afraid, but still behind Jiang Yichu.

When he came to the flock, Jiang Yichu glanced around, as if he was looking for something: "Yue'er, you choose, choose a huge sheep, and we will have dinner for today."

"Ah, tell me to choose?" Li Lingyue stayed for a while and asked Jiang Yichu.

"Yes, you choose, pick one you like." Jiang Yichu looked at Li Lingyue and asked.

"That's good." Li Lingyue nodded, looked around the flock, and quickly locked a sheep.

Although the sheep looked very thin, its eyes were bright and its limbs were all muscles.

"Fairy, shall we eat that tonight? There are so many muscles." Li Lingyue asked with bright eyes.

"Let me take a look." Jiang Yichu followed his gaze and chuckled: "Yue'er, the sheep you chose is too thin and weak."

"Can you be full like this?"

"You don't understand the fairy. Although the fat sheep are big and fat, they are all fat sheep, and they are not delicious." Li Lingyue said.

"Okay, that's it." Jiang Yichu didn't ask anything more. He pulled out a silver knife and smeared the bleeding red powder on the knife.

The original white knife bloomed with a touch of brilliance.

"Fairy, you can't tell if the poison is smeared or not," Li Lingyue asked.

"Yes, this is the magic of this powder, invisible, colorless and tasteless." Jiang Yichu glanced at Li Lingyue.

"It's amazing, but you should be careful. If you accidentally cut your wound one day, it will be terrible." Li Lingyue said.

"Well, Yue'er, go ahead." Jiang Yichu handed the knife to Li Lingyue.

"?? Immortal, what do you mean?" Li Lingyue asked confusedly.

Normally shouldn’t it be a fairy doing it?How did this let her do it.

"I, my legs are inconvenient, so I need you to do it." Jiang Yichu said, looking away.

"Inconvenient legs and feet? Tell me to see." Li Lingyue looked suspicious, and was about to check Jiang Yichu's thighs.

"No." Jiang Yichu moved his thigh to look at Li Lingyue.

"Why not?" Li Lingyue's suspicion in her eyes became more serious and asked.

"Uh, the wound is injured. If you look at it, it will speed up the wound." Jiang Yichu said.

In fact, he was tired, very tired, and the sheepfold is so wide that if he wants to cut it, he doesn't know how long it will take.

"Well then, I will trust you fairy." Li Lingyue nodded helplessly, and glanced at the knife in her hand.

"Fairy, how should I use this knife?"

"It's very simple. You have to be careful not to touch the blade, then find the target you want, and just stab it in." Jiang Yichu explained.

"It turned out to be like this. Thanks to the fairy, I understand." Li Lingyue nodded suddenly and walked carefully towards the flock.

When the sheep around saw her appearance, they all carefully avoided.

Although they don't know the person in front of them, this does not prevent them from being afraid.

"Are these lambs still quite wise?" Li Lingyue said with a smile, and walked towards the thin sheep.

Although these lambs are small and look delicious, they are not yet time.

When they grow up and eat, they are mainly thin sheep now.

Li Lingyue looked at the thin sheep, a little unbearable: "Little sheep, little sheep, it's not that I want to eat you."

"It's just that you look so delicious, so don't blame me."

Said silently, Li Lingyue gently stabbed the lamb with a knife.

The sheep felt some pain in his back, and glanced at the knife, his eyes stunned.

what's going on?Isn't it shearing?

Hey.

The lamb yelled and looked at Li Lingyue aggrievedly.

"Hey, the poor lamb still doesn't know what happened, but this way of death shouldn't hurt?" Li Lingyue sighed, then said.

"Bah?" The little sheep cried out in confusion, and saw that the man hadn't sheared himself, so he lifted his feet and left.

But at this time, his legs became weak and weak, and he knelt down on the ground with a swish.

"Bah?" The lamb cried out in pain, looking at Li Lingyue begging for mercy.

"Sorry, you can go to sleep." Li Lingyue no longer wanted to look at it, closing her eyes.

The lamb screamed in pain and lost his breath.

"Hey." Li Lingyue took a regretful look, lifted his body and walked away.

"Good job." Jiang Yichu glanced at the lamb and praised.

"Fortunately, can we roast lamb now?" Li Lingyue swallowed a mouthful of water.

She was so hungry that she was about to faint.

"Of course, I will cook for you." Jiang Yichu chuckled and went to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, Shangguan Wan'er is also ready: "Fairy, I have washed that pig, do you think you are still satisfied?"

Jiang Yichu didn't speak, he nodded and glanced at the pig, nodded and said, "Yes, you can go outside and wait for a while."

"Yes." Shangguan Wan'er nodded excitedly and walked out the door.

Seeing Jiang Yichu's serious look, Li Lingyue didn't bother.

In the kitchen, Jiang Yichu glanced at the washed pork and started to cut it with a knife.

After cutting it into more than a dozen pieces, he only put on the oil and started to explode.