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After Li Ruoyue was taken down, she walked to the window and looked at the scenery on the street below, Xun Wu couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

The incident that almost caused Tianqiu Valley to collapse eighty-five years ago has always been a thorn in his heart.

But it is a pity that the final results of three of them can already be booked, but only the last one left is completely missing.

Since he became the head of the criminal arrest department, he has tracked down the last person for decades, but he couldn't find any trace.

... so that in many cases, he wondered if the last person had actually left Tianqiu Valley long ago.

"Blood debts should be paid with blood."

Looking at the bustling street scene below, Xun Wu spoke softly.

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As one of the Ten Divine Artifacts, the [Demon Refining Pot] is actually very concealable. After all, it is such a small square copper pot. Just dig a hole in a remote corner and bury it. It is a perfect camouflage.

As for the observation of the outside world, Bai Zhi released nearly a hundred shadow guards in one breath. Although it is said that more than a dozen shadow guards were found and killed by the criminal arrest department with special methods, there are more shadow guards. Lurking motionless in the shadows.

Coupled with the [Tianyantong] of the mountainside man Li, even if they are in the demon refining pot, they can observe the outside world in real time.

As long as they don't deliberately throw [Tianyantong] high, there are almost no secrets to them in Tianqiu Valley.

It is precisely because of this that it doesn't matter where the demon refining pot is located. For example, like now, the demon refining pot is buried by Bai Zhi under the swamp of the original medicine field.

"Then I'll go first?"

With all the Tang Monk's three-piece suit on his body, Li, the man from the mountain, turned his head and looked at Bai Zhi.

"Come on, I've already chosen the position for you, the shadow guard is already on standby there, remember not to resist when the time comes, I'll replace you."

Bai Zhi waved his hand towards the other party.

"Remember, the louder and louder the noise, the better."

"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, the so-called I do not go to hell, whoever does not go to hell, the little monk will go."

After chanting such a passage in his mouth with an aura of rustling wind and cold water, before everyone wanted to beat him up, the figure of Li, the man from the mountain, disappeared from the demon refining pot.

And in the swamp outside, the figure of the mountainside man Li, who was completely dressed as a Tang monk, appeared in it.

Because there are three Buddha treasures in his body, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a veritable Tang monk at the moment. The difference between him and the real Tang monk is that he is a Tang monk who can be powerful and powerful.

Different from the real world, although it is said that there is day and night in "Tianqiu Valley", there is no sun and moon, and no one knows where the light source during the day comes from.

As for whether this is the personal situation of "Tianqiu Valley" or the whole mountain and sea world, it is not known.

After standing in place and waiting for a while, Li, the man from the mountain, felt that the angle of view in front of him changed. When the misplaced angle of view disappeared, he found that he was standing at a street corner in the downtown area. located at the intersection.

"Well…"

At the intersection of such a busy city, a bald donkey in cassock suddenly appeared, which was shining with gold, and immediately attracted the attention of most people around.

In an instant, the originally bustling intersection here suddenly fell into a dead silence.

—In "Tianqiu Valley", monks are a taboo.

And it just so happened that in the morning, on the wanted list of several wanted criminals posted by the criminal arrest department, there was a perverted obscene monk whose hobby was the old man...

Faced with this kind of situation, Li Ta, the man from the mountain, did not panic in the slightest.

After looking around for a while, with one palm upright in front of him, he first bowed slightly towards the silent crowd around him.

"Amitabha Buddha. The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. He wanted to go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. He passed by today..."

The man from the mountain, Li Ta, had just said a sentence here, and he didn't know who started it. After a handful of rotten vegetable leaves glowing with black light were thrown towards him, a large pile of rotten vegetable leaves, soil and stones Something completely flooded the sky in front of him.

Mountainside man Li: "..."

With a soft sigh in his mouth, Li Chao, the mountain man, sat down cross-legged behind him. Just as he was about to sit on the ground, an emerald green lotus platform appeared under him out of thin air.

With the Buddha's light field formed by the three Buddha treasures on his body, he doesn't even need to be distracted to resist those rotten vegetables and leaves thrown towards him and...Damn, who is so unhygienic and throws shit! ?

Cursing secretly in his heart, the expression on the face of the mountain man Li became more and more compassionate.

"Relic, emptiness is not different from form, form is not different from emptiness..."

—He recited the scriptures directly as if there was nothing else.

As a system-certified [Buddha child], and there are three kinds of Buddha blessings on his body, although it is just a simple recitation of the scriptures, as time goes by, the visions that emerge from the scriptures in his mouth There are more and more, and the scope of influence is also getting bigger and bigger.

What flowers are falling from the sky, what golden lotus is gushing from the ground, what rays of light are everywhere, what Buddha's light is soaring into the sky... the special effects are directly full.

Even after only half a minute, affected by the scriptures and the Buddha's light, those people who were surrounded by the Buddha's light neither threw garbage nor spoke foul language, but sat down on the ground cross-legged piously.

"Damn, is it so scary? Save it on the spot?"

Looking at the scene here from a distance through the perspective of God, Bai Zhi couldn't help but sucked in a breath of cold air.

In any case, the effect that the opponent showed in this half minute, Wei Tu's also seemed a little too exaggerated.

…Maybe he alone is enough?

Just as Bai Zhi was thinking in his heart, the people from the criminal arrest department finally rushed to the scene, but it was obvious that these people had nothing to do with Li from the mountain side.

Under the blessing of the three Buddha treasures, they couldn't even get within three meters of the person on the mountain side, Li Shen, and even some of the weak-willed people sat down cross-legged in the circle with pious expressions on their faces.

Just when Bai Zhi was curious about how the people in the Criminal Apprehension Division planned to respond, he didn't know whose order he had received. About a few minutes later, accompanied by flying swords, countless filth It poured down from the sky like a torrential rain.

So in an instant, the stench was everywhere.

Under the influence of the disgusting stench and the feces and urine splashed on the body, the pious people suddenly became impious.

Originally, those people couldn't even pull them away, but now, they don't need other people to pull them away. They got up from the ground one by one, covering their noses and mouths, scrambling to escape the horrible stench vortex.

Bai Zhi: "..."

Mountainside man Li: "..."

"...You want to break my Dharma with filth, don't you?"

Looking at the rain of feces and urine pouring down around him, with a dark face, Li, the man from the mountain, stretched out his hand to hold the nine-ringed tin rod in front of his knee.

Generally speaking, this kind of filth is the nemesis of Buddhism or Taoism, and ordinary people can only retreat when encountering such things.

...but who is he?

He is a [Buddha child] who has three Buddha treasures and has been uniquely certified by the system!

...Just relying on these, you want me to quit?

What a joke!

Even if it is this kind of filth, I can purify it!

As if sensing Li's determination from the mountainside man, the originally dim Buddha Light field brightened up again.

Not only that, in the golden Buddha light, those filthy things, together with those disgusting smells, were thoroughly purified.

"Oh? Maybe he really is a Buddha...So he didn't make up that story?"

Looking at the changes below, Xun Wu's face showed a rare expression of interest.

"My lord, what shall we do next?"

Beside him, a subordinate with an ugly face stepped forward and asked.

"The people below have started to be bewitched by that bald donkey again. If the other party is allowed to continue, our criminal arrest department will lose face. My lord, do you want to inform me..."

"What to do, isn't this great?"

He glanced at the subordinate next to him strangely, and pointed at the figure sitting cross-legged on the green lotus below, Xun Wu took it for granted.

"Look, how selfless and great he is, he is willing to help us purify the garbage for free. I really want to give him a big applause."

"My lord means..."

"Isn't it a painful thing to dispose of garbage? Since there are kind people willing to help, let's transport all of them here."

Xun Wu spoke flatly.

"As the saying goes, if friends come from afar, even if they are far away, they will be punished. We need to be more enthusiastic."

"Yes, my lord."

Lowering his head slightly, the subordinate responded respectfully.

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"Okay, our Buddha's son declared to hit the street."

Withdrawing his eyes from Li, the mountainside man who was struggling in the sea of ​​excrement, Bai Zhi seemed a little speechless.

To be honest, sometimes he really wonders if the other party's personality will subtly change in the direction of Tang Seng when he wears Tang Seng's three-piece suit...

"Then, next is... number two."

Compared with the No. 1 mountainside man Li, the No. 2 Phalaenopsis is obviously much more stable...or quite satisfactory.

Relying on the thread fruit (wrong), she directly formed an invisible Nuoda spider web in the downtown area, and then stuffed those talismans one by one to the people stuck on the web...

However, it is quite satisfactory, which means that stability is not easy to target.

Although the people from the criminal arrest department quickly noticed Phalaenopsis and sent people to hunt them down, but under the premise that Phalaenopsis used lines to turn this downtown into its own domain, even if the situation was Outnumbered and outnumbered, she did not lose the slightest bit.

Even... had the upper hand.

"Uh... By the way, is it really Yuelao's red line? Are there so many vicious ones?"

Seeing the two old gentlemen who performed affectionate tongue kisses back and forth in front of everyone after being connected by a strange red thread by Phalaenopsis, Bai Zhi shivered inexplicably.

It has to be said that the opponent's move is too intimidating, almost comparable to a certain Lord of the Reincarnation of the Five Grains.

"Well... don't mess with this guy in the future..."

As for grapefruit... this guy doesn't need to mention it.

Speaking of handing out leaflets, she really distributed those talismans in the same way as handing out leaflets. The only difference is that she put a rabbit doll on the outside...

Because of this very deceptive disguise, coupled with the lack of other places, it was not until some time later that the criminal arrest department discovered her.

…and then a chase ensues downtown.

The person in front wearing a rabbit doll is waving his hands and running in front of him, and a lot of people are chasing after him. That scene is so funny no matter how you look at it...

I don't know what Yuzu has done. It is clear that she is not running fast in a rabbit doll costume, but at the level of a normal person's trot, but the people behind can't catch up with her.

Even if someone wants Yujian to fly to chase him, but while flying in the sky, he will land on the ground inexplicably, and then run behind the other party with a large force.

Even though there were a lot of people chasing after her, Yuzu still seemed to be quite conscientious. On the way to escape, there were still some people who looked at Yipound in a daze and handed out leaflets in their hands.

Even if the people from the criminal arrest department predicted the other party's advance route, it was useless to surround her in advance. It's fine to receive the leaflet, but if they have the idea of ​​arresting her, they will involuntarily follow her. Run behind the opponent.

In that situation, it was as if Yuzu had a precondition that she had to surpass her before she could be caught, and everyone could only follow behind her exhaustedly.

...No, maybe there is another prerequisite that you must surpass her before you can attack her.

Because according to Bai Zhi's observation, among so many people following Yuzu, no one wanted to attack her... No matter if it was short-range or long-range, everyone ran behind her, fighting hard Desperately wanting to surpass her.

So slowly, the team following Yuzu got longer and longer, looking spectacular.

Bai Zhi: "..."

...so what kind of weird ability is this?

The tortoise in Zeno's paradox?

After realizing that even if he is himself, once the thought of attacking Yuzu arises in his heart, he will involuntarily have the idea of ​​running behind the opponent to catch up with her, Bai Zhi couldn't help but feel a little numb.

In fact, he was not the only one who felt numb.

"Damn it..."

Whispering something in his mouth, Xun Wu put back the giant que that he drew out from his hand.

— Just now, he almost joined the long-distance marathon team.

"Three of the five appeared, which means there are two left..."

Looking at the long line that was drawn below, Xun Wu fell into deep thought.

By now, he had already seen that these people didn't seem to want to hurt others other than to make a big noise.

The farce is up to now, not to mention the serious wounded, not even a lightly wounded one, the only one who was injured was accidentally sprained his foot while watching the excitement...

"Do you want to find your companion?"

Lowering his head, Xun Wu glanced at the palm-sized talismans confiscated from his hands.