Sign in at the Demon Gate: The yandere devil is crazy about me

Li Ming was speechless.

I'm terrifying of your sister!

I poked my ass because the monk's turtle shell was too hard, and his flaws were just under him, okay?

How can it be spread like this!

"Also, his profane pants must be a magic weapon, right?" Think about it, if it weren't for a special fetish, which normal person would make a magic weapon look like profane pants? The

miscellaneous disciples were still analyzing with interest.

"Listening to you say that, there is indeed something wrong with this person."

The companion had been completely taken crooked, and nodded repeatedly.

"During duty time, I don't go to work, I actually chat here!" Li Ming scolded with a black face: "Have you finished sweeping the ground?" Did Yamamon wipe? Are the trees trimmed?

"And the face is here to discuss these rumors, that wise and divine lord, how can you guess wildly?"

Looking at Li Ming, who suddenly changed his face, the two disciples were stunned.

You just encouraged us to discuss.

Why is this angry again?

"Hurry up and do your own thing, let me catch it again, and never spare it."

"Also, I don't have to eat lunch today."

Li Ming's face was longer than the bench.

It's so infuriating.

Black powder! It's all black powder!

Sooner or later, my image will be corrupted by you black sheep.

"Deacon, just now you..."

the miscellaneous servant spoke with frustration and grievances.

"What happened to me just now, the look I just looked at is a warning to you."

Li Ming interrupted him, his face was not red and his heart was beating.

"I have a kind heart and kindly remind you, but I didn't expect you to react at all, and didn't put me, the little deacon, in the slightest!"

"Disciples don't dare!"

The miscellaneous disciples quickly bowed their heads and confessed their mistakes, picked up brooms with their companions and left.

"Damn, I thought the deacon wanted to hear it too."

"I think so too, who would have thought that look was a warning."

"Alas, the good impression did not fall, and I was scolded in vain."

"Don't say it, let's go."

Watching the two of them leave, Li Ming was slightly deflated.

Sitting down with a sad face, he pondered silently.

It is estimated that the broken name of the power of profane pants has spread throughout the Tianyan Sect.

And certainly not a good reputation....

In the future, that shiny panty must not be used again.

When you go home, put the space in the space and eat ashes!

Fortunately, it was only circulated within the Tianyan Sect.

As long as I don't show up again, this wave of craze will soon pass.

"How does it seem that something is wrong."

Li Ming faintly felt that his calculations seemed to have overlooked something.

What is it?

"That Yue Lei ran away!!"

After pondering for a long time, Li Ming found the answer.

"After that grandson runs back, he will definitely investigate me vigorously, and then combine it with the news from Tianyan's side..."

"It's over, it's over." Li Ming was in no mood to supervise the disciples sweeping the floor.

Get up quickly.

Go home in a hurry.

He wants to destroy the corpse.

As long as those three pairs of underwear are disposed of, his identity will not be revealed.

The broken name of the power of profane pants will not fall on his head.

A moment later.

"Why, why is this thing so strong."

Li Ming sat panting on the chair, holding his golden underwear in his hand.

He had already tried to slash, burn, and urge the aura to tear.

But as a result, he was tired enough, and there was nothing wrong with his underwear.

"System, how to destroy this thing?"

Helplessly, Li Ming summoned the system and asked.

"The item 'Shining Panties' has a toughness of up to 999+, and it cannot be destroyed by any physical attack."

The sound of the system still does not carry a trace of emotion.

"Isn't that a physical attack to destroy it?"

Li Ming asked after tasting the words of the system.

"Nor can't do it."

Li Ming: "!! "

You're kidding me here, aren't you?

You will die after saying it in one breath, so let me ask you.

"Then since it is so tough, why is the defense bonus 0?" Li Ming looked puzzled.

When this underpants were just obtained, the system made it clear that it did not have the slightest attack and defense bonus.

But its high strength, how can it not be without protection.

"The object was designed to be positioned as a luxury, and its toughness was only to protect the object itself."

"And when the user is attacked by enemies, because it has extremely high resilience, it will extend inward with the strength of the attack, and will not play any protective role."

After listening to the system's answer, Li Ming fell into deep thought.

So the toughness of 999+ is just to protect a pair of panties?

What a strange designer is this...

One pant is passed down to three generations, and there is no need to change it for generations?

Well, that's affordable!!

No way.

Li Ming could only put it in the storage space and made up his mind that he would never take it out again at any time.

At dusk, Li Ming, who was lying at home, heard a knock on the door.

"Knock knock~

" "Who."

Li Ming put on his shoes and walked to the door.

After opening the door, he found a strange disciple standing at the door.

"Hello Deacon Lee."

The disciple nodded and greeted him flatteringly.

"You are?" Li Ming asked suspiciously.

He didn't remember seeing such a disciple.

"The villain is a handyman in the sect master's private stove, and Deacon Li may not have seen the villain."

The disciple explained in a respectful tone.

"Oooh, are you looking for me for something?" Li Mingdao.

"It's like this, when Hall Master Zhao Hu went out today, he hunted a white tiger, and made tiger meat in the stove at night, and the sect master felt that it was good after eating it, so let the villain send some to the deacon for you to taste."

After the disciple finished speaking, he raised the lunch box in his hand and signaled to Li Ming.

"Oh, got it."

"Then deacon, you eat, the villain should also go back."

After the disciple bowed and saluted, he turned around and left.

"Wait." Li Ming stopped him.

The disciple's body froze, and he turned to look at Li Ming:

"Do you have any other orders?"

"Isn't Zhao Hu in charge of the man in black? How to run to hunt.

Li Ming asked with a smile.

"Oh, Hall Master Zhao seems to have done something wrong, and the Sect Master removed his position as Hall Master in anger and demoted the escort team as a patrolman."

The disciple spoke quickly, with a few beads of sweat on his forehead.

"Are you tired of running, do you want to go into the house and drink and rest for a while?"

Li Ming found the beads of sweat on the disciple's forehead and smiled and invited.

"No need, the villain has to go back to work." The disciple waved his hand and declined.

"Okay, thank you, slow down on the way back."

Li Ming was also not good at influencing people's work, so he did not insist.

"The villain retreats."

After the disciple saluted again, he turned and left.

Li Ming went back to the house, closed the door, put the lunch box on the table, and went to the kitchen to get chopsticks.

"It looks great."

Arrange several dishes in turn, and the tempting aroma spreads.

Li Ming's appetite was very high, he just happened to have dinner yet, and his stomach was indeed a little hungry at this time.

Pick up the chopsticks.

Clip a piece of ribs and send it to your mouth.

The system's beep suddenly sounds!

"Ding, the current crisis is fifty percent."