Sign in at the Demon Gate: The yandere devil is crazy about me

"System, start check-in."

At the gate of the mountain, Li Ming summoned the system.

It was the day of signing in again, and the golden underwear last time caused great damage to Li Ming, and now he had no hope of drawing Xiuwei.

"Ding, checking the check-in location."

"The test is successful, start check-in."

The voice of the system sounded in his mind, and Li Ming took a broom and pretended to sweep the floor.

"The check-in was successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining a Duerdan."

"Oh."

Sure enough, without hope, Li Ming opened the item to introduce.

Item Name: Duerdan (

strawberry flavor) Item introduction: A god-level elixir developed by a well-known alchemist, this elixir has a powerful effect, can help the cultivator to break through the bottleneck perfectly, without any after-effect advancement, and this loving alchemist also added strawberry flavor intimately, so that the user is surrounded by full love throughout the process.

"Strawberry flavor..." Li

Ming was speechless, and casually threw it into the storage space.

To break the bottleneck, there must first be a bottleneck, he is a waste wood with a lack of roots in his head, and he can't cultivate, what is the use of this.

"Ding, the host has checked in more than three times in a row, system permissions have been upgraded, new functions have been opened, emotional perception, crisis warning, please check by yourself."

The sound of the system sounded again.

"New features?"

Li Ming was pleasantly surprised and opened the properties panel.

Host: Li Ming

Race: Human

Height: 187

Intelligence: 80 (upper limit 100) Charisma: 83 (upper limit 100

) Qualification: Waste wood (no cultivation qualification)

Realm: Yuan Shen Realm Peak

Cultivation Exercise: Nerve Killing (Note: In addition to the host's inability to cultivate and improve the realm, other functions of the exercise, such as combat and recovery, are not affected.

Other skills: Lazy Donkey Rolling (LV.3) Sweeping (LV.8

) Emotional Perception: (Max) Any mood swings generated by the host will be perceived by the system and fed back to the host in numerical form.

Crisis warning: (max) Any crisis that life may cause to the host is perceived by the system and fed back to the host as a percentage.

"It's really powerful, and the system rarely has a conscience."

Li Ming nodded with satisfaction, in the future, the sick female demon head will want to stab herself, but it will not be so easy.

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"Ah, what is Brother Ming doing, have you ever thought about Yue Yue, will it be lost by some little goblin again?"

(>_<) The

more He Yue thought about it, the more he felt that it was very likely, and got up and flew out of the palace.

Yue Yue is so worried about Brother Ming every day, it's so hard, do you want to break Brother Ming's leg and hide him?

In this way, Brother Ming will not be snatched away by other women!

"No, no, I can't hide it now, I will be discovered by Master." He Yue shook his head in disappointment, and cheered himself up again:

"Hehe, wait for Yue Yue to kill Master and them, and then do this, stay with Yue Yue every day, Brother Ming will definitely be very happy."

In the blink of an eye, Li Ming's house arrived.

"Ding, from He Yue's like +1."

A system prompt sounds.

"I have to say that although this female devil is a sick petite, she is indeed sincere to me, and she added more than thirty likes in the morning."

Listening to the system's prompts, Li Ming couldn't help but be a little moved.

How good she would have been if she hadn't been sick.

"Ding, the current crisis is ten percent."

Li Ming: "O_o"

Why do you like it, but also add a crisis!!

"Brother Ming, Yue Yue is coming to play with you."

Outside the room, He Yue's voice sounded.

"Ah, Yue Yue, come in, why did you come in the middle of the day?"

Hearing He Yue's voice, Li Ming was stunned, quickly stuffed something in his arms under the pillow, and opened the door.

"What is Brother Ming doing?"

He Yue looked around the room before he spoke sweetly.

"Ding, satisfaction +1 from He

Yue" Li Ming twitched at the corner of his eyes, pretending to ask casually:

"Yue Yue, what are you looking at?"

"Hee-hee, Yue Yue see if there are traces of women in the house." He Yue stuck out his tongue.

"Yue Yue rest assured, a decent gentleman like Brother Ming will not be able to associate with a woman who is not three or four."

Li Mingyi spoke righteously, his expression frank.

"Uh-huh, Brother Ming is the best."

"Haw~"

He Yue stood on tiptoe and gently pecked Li Ming on the lips.

Feeling the softness coming from his lips, Li Ming was stunned.

Me, my first kiss is gone!

"Brother Ming, this is Yue Yue's first kiss."

He Yue's little face turned red and he sat at the head of Li Ming's bed.

Feeling that he was sitting on something, He Yue looked back and saw that it was Li Ming's pillow.

"Brother Ming, I'll move the pillow."

He Yue reached out and picked up the pillow and put it inside.

"Don't!"

Li Ming hurriedly raised his hand to stop it, but it was already too late.

The pillow was picked up, revealing a woman's belly pocket underneath... Time stands still in this moment.

"Ding, dissatisfaction from He Yue +999."

"Ding, the current crisis is sixty percent."

"Ding, the current crisis is 80 percent."

"Ding, the current crisis is 99 percent."

The system's beep sounded like crazy.

"Brother Ming, whose clothes is this?"

"Didn't you say that you wouldn't date women who don't have a relationship?"

He Yue squinted his eyes slightly, and his tone was particularly unfamiliar.

Brother Ming was already confused by those little fox spirits!! Sure enough, only by breaking Brother Ming's leg and hiding him will he not be snatched away by other women.

"I, I can explain."

Li Ming's back was full of cold sweat, so he said calmly.

He Yue didn't speak, just looked at Li Ming with great coercion.

"This morning, when I was sweeping the floor, a female disciple pulled me into a corner and said she liked me."

"Without waiting for me to speak, she gave me this thing, saying that it was the custom of their hometown to embroider a new belly pocket with her own hands to give to someone she liked." Li Ming looked at He Yue and continued; "She asked me if I would like to be her Taoist, and I righteously refused."

"Ding, the current crisis is 70 percent." Li Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then why didn't you give this thing back to her?"

"I wanted to give it back to her, but she said to keep it as a souvenir and ran away." Li Ming was speechless, and then said: "Originally, I planned to throw it away, but there were many people at the mountain gate, and I didn't have the embarrassment to take it out, so I wanted to go home and wrap it up with something and throw it away."

"Ding, the current crisis is forty percent."

"This is not just home, you came over, I am afraid that you will see sadness, so I will hide under the pillow."

Looking at He Yue's face, Li Ming stopped talking.

"Hmph, Yue Yue thought that Brother Ming brought the woman to the house."

He Yue believed Li Ming's explanation.

As a Great Cultivator of the Slashing Dao Realm, she had a unique method to verify that Li Ming was indeed telling the truth.

"How is that possible, you know, I'm not that kind of person."

Li Ming wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said.

"Brother Ming can't do bad things with other women." He Yue hesitated and said, "If you really can't help it, Yue Yue..."

"How can I help?"