Siheyuan: A pioneer of morality
Chapter 59
After Sha Zhu fell on Yi Zhonghai, his physique immediately pressed Yi Zhonghai so hard that he cried out "Ouch, ouch".
The deaf old lady happened to come out of her house and saw this scene. She hurried forward to support Sha Zhu and asked with concern: "My dear grandson, are you okay?"
"Grandma, I'm fine." Sha Zhu stood up from Yi Zhonghai and patted the dust off his body.
"Xiao Yi, you should get up quickly too." The deaf old lady saw Yi Zhonghai at this time and hurriedly shouted at him.
Just as Yi Zhonghai was about to stand up, the neighbors in the courtyard had already heard the noise and rushed over.
"Why did the old man and Sha Zhu fall at the door of Jianjun's house?"
"Isn't Jianjun at home for a blind date? Why are they fighting?"
Seeing the two of them getting up from the ground, everyone immediately talked about it.
Seeing that both of them were fine, the deaf old lady narrowed her eyes, stared at Zhou Jianjun and said: "Jianjun, how could you hit your uncle and Sha Zhu?"
Everyone was puzzled when they heard the deaf old lady's words. Wasn't Zhou Jianjun at home for a blind date today? Why did he hit the uncle and Sha Zhu!
Everyone was puzzled and looked at Zhou Jianjun with curiosity.
Zhou Jianjun glanced at the neighbors, then smiled at the deaf old lady and said: "Old lady, the uncle and Sha Zhu are not doing anything, I will help them remember."
"Humph!" The deaf old lady snorted coldly, and then said with a cold face: "Why are they not doing anything? You must give me an explanation for what happened today!"
As soon as the deaf old lady finished speaking, Yan Fugui rushed over from the front yard. He had been at home helping the third aunt clean up the vegetables, so he was late.
Seeing this situation, Yan Fugui was a little confused. He asked Zhou Jianjun in confusion: "Jianjun, what's going on? Why didn't you stay in the house for a blind date with Teacher Wenli? Why did you run out?"
"Uncle San, you came at the right time. You can judge this matter." Zhou Jianjun said with a smile, and then changed the subject and said to everyone: "Everyone, please help judge it!"
"Today's matter is quite interesting."
"Uncle San introduced his colleague to me for a blind date. Everyone should know this, right?"
Hearing Zhou Jianjun's question, the neighbors looked at each other and nodded.
"Okay! Since everyone knows, then I will tell you why I kicked these two beasts out of my house!" Zhou Jianjun said, and pointed at Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu.
The two were scolded and pointed at by Zhou Jianjun, and their faces suddenly became ugly.
Seeing that everyone's curiosity was aroused, Zhou Jianjun continued to explain: "I just brought Teacher Wenli home, and after a few words, an old man came to my house!"
"Why did the old man come to my house?" Zhou Jianjun said, looking at everyone with an inquiring expression.
Seeing that everyone shook their heads, he said loudly: "An old man came to my house to help Sha Zhu intercept!"
Hearing Zhou Jianjun's words, the crowd immediately boiled.
"How can an uncle do such a wicked thing!"
"And that Sha Zhu is too shameless, he actually went to Jianjun's house to intercept!"
Yan Fugui said anxiously: "Old Yi, how could you do this! This is too immoral!"
Yi Zhonghai felt that his old face had no place to put it at this time, but he still forced himself to say: "Sha Zhu is older than Jianjun, and it is reasonable that Sha Zhu should go on a blind date first!"
Before Yi Zhonghai continued to speak, Zhou Jianjun waved his hand to interrupt him, stared at Yi Zhonghai with a smile and asked: "Uncle, if I remember correctly, Sha Zhu had a blind date a few days ago, but the other party didn't like him."
"According to your logic, if Sha Zhu doesn't get married, does that mean no one else in the compound can get married?"
When the neighbors in the compound heard this, they were immediately angry! This is not possible, who doesn't have a son! If they really do what Yi Zhonghai said, then their son probably won't be able to get married in this life!
Everyone began to severely criticize Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu, and their sharp words made the two blush and embarrassed.
Hearing Zhou Jianjun's heart-wrenching question, Yi Zhonghai was speechless. He took a few deep breaths, pretended to be tough and said, "Then you can't hit people!"
"Did I hit you?" Zhou Jianjun asked curiously, and then he showed a look of sudden enlightenment on his face and said, "I obviously kicked you with my feet! Uncle, you are not old and confused, can you not distinguish between your hands and feet?"
"Boy, how can you talk to your elders like this?" The deaf old lady interrupted.
"Old lady, respecting the old and loving the young is our traditional virtue. Uncle doesn't love the young and does such a bad thing. Why should we respect him?" Zhou Jianjun asked curiously.
Before the deaf old lady could speak, Zhou Jianjun added: "Look at your good grandson, how dare he come to my house with such an old face. With his appearance, which normal woman can be interested in him?"
When Sha Zhu heard Zhou Jianjun mocking him, he rushed towards Zhou Jianjun regardless of anything, shouting: "Zhou Jianjun, I gave you face, right! I must beat you to death today!"
Sha Zhu is very brave! Very fierce!
But in front of Zhou Jianjun, he is destined to be a "mouth king".
As soon as he ran in front of Zhou Jianjun, he was kicked out with a flying kick and rolled several meters on the ground.
Seeing Sha Zhu flying again, the deaf old lady hurriedly shouted with concern: "My dear grandson."
As she said that, the deaf old lady went forward to support Sha Zhu, and at the same time she cursed at Zhou Jianjun: "Little bastard, you are still making trouble! Believe it or not, I will smash all the glass in your house!"
Zhou Jianjun was not panicked at all when he heard the warning from the deaf old lady. He made a "please" gesture and said to the deaf old lady: "Please, old lady, you are welcome to smash it anytime! Of course, I am a reasonable person. If you smash me, I promise to only smash you, and I will never smash more!"
The deaf old lady saw Zhou Jianjun's arrogant look, and she was so angry that her whole body was shaking, and her lips trembled as she cursed: "Little bastard, have you forgotten that I saw you for a few days when you were a child!"
"How could I forget "So, I made some delicious dishes last time and sent some to you!"
Zhou Jianjun said this, then changed the subject and continued: "I am the most grateful person. Of course, the premise is that you can't bully me!"
"Today, this old Bidden and this big fool came to my house to intercept. Isn't this a naked humiliation to me!"
"If I don't do anything to them, I will not be a human being in the future!"
The deaf old lady was at a loss for words by Zhou Jianjun, and immediately turned to a weak look and said to Sha Zhu: "My dear grandson, grandma is dizzy, you help grandma back to the house to rest."
Sha Zhu was immediately unhappy when he heard it. Teacher Wen Li was still in Zhou Jianjun's room. How could he give up so easily?
He hurriedly said to the deaf old lady: "Grandma, Teacher Wen Li is still in Zhou Jianjun's room!"
Hearing someone calling her name outside the house, Wen Li hurried out of the house.
When the deaf old lady saw Wen Li, she immediately became energetic, no longer dizzy or blurry. She said with a smile: "This girl is good, she is a good match for my silly Zhuzi!"
"Haha!" Zhou Jianjun couldn't help laughing when he heard the deaf old lady's self-deception.
After he laughed enough, he asked Wen Li: "Teacher Wen Li, this old lady said that you and silly Zhu are a good match, what do you think?"
Wen Li looked at silly Zhu and the deaf old lady with disgust, and said impatiently: "I am here to have a blind date with you, not to find a father for myself. Besides, my father is alive and well, and I don't need to find another father to serve him."
"Hahaha!"
As soon as Wen Li's words came out, everyone in the compound burst into laughter.
Sha Zhu's face turned red, and he stared at Wen Li, "You..."
But before he could finish his words, Zhou Jianjun said to him with a smile: "Sha Zhu, do you want to be kicked again?"
The deaf old lady saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly said to Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, help grandma go back to the house to rest."
Sha Zhu snorted coldly, then helped the deaf old lady to leave, ignoring the mocking eyes of the crowd.
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