Siheyuan: A pioneer of morality

As Zhou Jianjun followed his "cousin" to the village committee, he secretly thought to himself: "I just wanted to ruin Xu Damao's good deeds. I'm not hungry and don't care about food!"

When the two of them arrived at the village committee and entered the house, the "cousin" directly drove the others out and then closed the door.

Looking at Zhou Jianjun with a smile, he said: "'Cousin', to be honest, some of the things you gave to Liujiazhuang last time were lent to me by my uncle for emergency."

"Hehe, otherwise how would I know about you and my cousin!"

Zhou Jianjun rolled his eyes helplessly and thought to himself: "So that's it, no wonder this cheap 'cousin' knows so much."

Seeing Zhou Jianjun silent, the "cousin" hurriedly confided: "Cousin, to be honest, the current situation is really serious. The villagers are living in poverty, and it is almost difficult to maintain food and clothing, let alone have the energy to go down I have been working in the fields. I really have nowhere else to go, so I’m bothering you. If you can help one person, it’s one person. If you have the ability, help more people. Don’t worry, I promise that this matter will never be leaked from me. "

Zhou Jianjun rolled his eyes and said unhappily: "Forget it! I will get you a batch of food later, but you have to exchange it with me. I want both live wild animals and domestic animals. If you really can’t get enough, then owe it. When you have more money, pay me back!"

"Cousin, is this okay?" Village Chief Wang rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly. His eyes kept flickering, and he obviously had other ideas.

"Okay, let's just leave it like this, you can't really let me get a mistress in Xiaowangzhuang, right? If that's the case, just running back and forth will probably tire me to death on the road!" Zhou Jianjun said helplessly.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Cousin, please sit down for a while. I'll go out and arrange the movie tonight, and come back to chat with you later."

"Go ahead!" Zhou Jianjun said depressedly.

Originally, I came here to ruin Xu Damao's good deeds, but I didn't expect to have to sacrifice a batch of food. Zhou Jianjun is in a very bad mood now, feeling like he lost both his wife and his army.

"It can't be considered a loss of both the wife and the army, at least Xu Damao's "good deeds" have been ruined!" Thinking of this, Zhou Jianjun's mood improved again.

"Xu Damao, Xu Damao! Why are you making things difficult for me!"

"You're done for now!"

"Lou Xiao'e, who was supposed to be your wife, was taken down by me. Now even the little widow in the countryside has been ruined by me!"

"You are far from being good enough to fight with me!"

When Zhou Jianjun was teasing Xu Damao in his heart, a girl suddenly walked in from outside the door.

The girl looked about 20 years old, with collagen all over her face. She has a delicate face and her facial features are very delicate. Although she is wearing shabby clothes, she still can't hide her seductive figure.

Hearing the sound of the door being pushed, Zhou Jianjun hurriedly turned his head to look.

At this time, the girl had already closed the door.

"Girl, what are you doing..." Zhou Jianjun asked in confusion.

"My name is Wang Xiaoli." The girl glanced at Zhou Jianjun, lowered her head hurriedly, and responded softly.

"I didn't ask your name, I asked what you are doing." Zhou Jianjun asked in confusion.

Wang Xiaoli didn't speak, walked gently to Zhou Jianjun, and looked at him shyly.

Seeing Wang Xiaoli's actions, Zhou Jianjun shouted in his heart: "Fuck you!"

...

Twenty minutes later, Zhou Jianjun slowly opened the door and then sat on the threshold.

He quietly lit a cigarette and took a deep breath. In the smoke, his thoughts seemed to drift away.

"Bloody hell! Damn it! This 'cousin' is such a jerk!"

"This is such a jerk!"

When Zhou Jianjun was cursing his "cousin" in his heart, he saw his "cousin" lying outside the courtyard wall, looking at him.

"Come here!"

"I won't come over!"

"Come here, I won't hit you!"

"If I don't come over, you will definitely hit me!"

"I really won't hit you, if you don't come over, forget about the food!"

After a "crackling" beating, Zhou Jianjun's mood finally improved a little. He pointed at the house and asked depressedly: "What's going on?"

"Ah?" The cousin looked in the direction of Zhou Jianjun's finger and suddenly realized: "My cousin!"

"Your cousin?!" Zhou Jianjun shouted involuntarily.

"Yeah." The cousin nodded and sighed.

Zhou Jianjun frowned and asked uncertainly, "Is the family in financial difficulty?"

"Ah." The cousin sighed and then explained, "Her two older brothers are not married because their family is poor. I am thinking that the fat waterKeep the land within the family..."

"Go to hell!" Zhou Jianjun kicked his cousin off the threshold.

"Cousin, you can't turn your face and deny it!" The cousin muttered softly.

"Admit it! I admit it! We'll talk about it later." Zhou Jianjun took a puff of cigarette, "Where's Xu Damao?"

When Xu Damao was mentioned, the expression on the cousin's face instantly became interesting.

"The kid had just unbuttoned his pants when Yongzi yelled outside the door, and he was so scared that he peed. Now he is wearing pants borrowed from the villagers and is busy washing his own pants! "

Scared to pee?

Xu Damao was actually scared to pee!

Will it affect his future fertility?

Damn! This kid was kicked by Sha Zhu to the point that he couldn't have children, so it doesn't matter if it affects him or not!

Hearing Xu Damao's miserable condition, Zhou Jianjun laughed unconsciously. After laughing a few times, he asked about Xu Damao's location and hurried there in a hurry.

In such a grand occasion, Zhou Jianjun felt that he had to go over and make a few jokes.

Before leaving, Zhou Jianjun suddenly stopped, pointed at the house with his chin, and said, "I have something to do today, I will come back tomorrow. You have arranged her place."

"Understood." The cousin said stupidly.

Zhou Jianjun rode his bicycle all the way to the river, and saw Xu Damao squatting there from a distance.

"Brother Damao, what are you doing! "Zhou Jianjun asked knowingly.

Xu Damao looked back and found that it was Zhou Jianjun, his face suddenly became very ugly.

He turned back angrily and continued to wash his pants, ignoring Zhou Jianjun.

Zhou Jianjun walked to his side, stretched his head to look at the pants in his hand, and then looked him up and down, teasing: "Brother Damao, you are really a fastidious person! It's been less than an hour, and you have to change into a new pair of pants!"

Speaking of this, Zhou Jianjun changed the subject and continued: "Why didn't I find you so particular when I was in the yard!"

Xu Damao couldn't hold back his anger when he heard Zhou Jianjun teasing him, and he stood up and looked at Zhou Jianjun and scolded: "Zhou Jianjun, don't talk nonsense here. Did you ask someone to do this? Tell me clearly!"

"What's the matter? Why am I so confused? I don't understand what you are talking about! "Zhou Jianjun pretended to know nothing.

Seeing Xu Damao wanted to speak, Zhou Jianjun hurriedly said: "Brother Damao, there is something I want to tell you clearly!"

Seeing Zhou Jianjun's serious face, Xu Damao asked in confusion: "What is it, tell me!"

"That is..." Zhou Jianjun said, pretending to be very entangled, until Xu Damao was about to jump up, he continued: "That is... your pants were washed away by the river!"

"Ah?" Xu Damao was surprised and doubtful, obviously not following Zhou Jianjun's train of thought. When he reacted and looked back, his pants had been washed away by the river for more than ten meters.

"My pants!" Xu Damao shouted and chased in the direction of the river.