Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Nonsense, he fell because he couldn't hold it steady, I didn't hit him." Bang Geng retorted.

"What happened? Uncle, tell me..."

Gu Huaiwei frowned.

When Yi Zhonghai raised his head, everyone was shocked.

"Fuck, who is so righteous to beat an uncle like this?"

Lin Shaowen exclaimed, making the whole yard quiet for five seconds.

Then there was a burst of laughter.

"Lin Shaowen..."

Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Old Lin, don't make trouble."

Captain Xing laughed and scolded, "Beating up an uncle in your yard is called righteousness? How much hatred should your uncle have."

"It was a slip of the tongue."

Lin Shaowen laughed dryly, then asked curiously, "Uncle, who in this yard... dares to fight you?"

"I beat him, so what." Zhang Wan stood up.

"Why did you hit him?" Gu Huaiwei frowned.

"Who told him to think about my TV?" Zhang Wan sneered, "I..."

"No, wait a minute."

Captain Xing was surprised, "When did you buy the TV? How come I didn't know?"

"I bought it this morning from Lin Shaowen..."

"Cough cough cough."

Lin Shaowen immediately coughed twice, "Zhang Wan, what nonsense are you talking about, what did you buy, didn't I give it to you?"

...

Zhang Wan was slightly stunned, and immediately said, "Yes, yes, it was Lin Shaowen who gave it to me, and he also gave one to Xu Damao."

"Old Lin, have you made a fortune? Why did you sell all the TVs... No, you gave them all away?" Captain Xing was surprised.

"What else can I say."

Lin Shaowen said resentfully, "It's not that my wife said she wanted to buy a color TV, a color TV costs more than 20,000... How can I have so much money? I haven't bought the TV yet, but she gave it away first."

Puff!

Captain Xing and others laughed immediately.

It's not so easy to get TV tickets now. I bought this TV, but I don't know when I can buy it back.

"Zhang Wan, go on..." Gu Huaiwei said in a deep voice.

"The uncle said, 'You can't watch the TV by yourself like that beast Lin Shaowen after buying it', so I moved the TV to the compound for everyone to watch together." Zhang Wan said angrily.

"The uncle..."

Lin Shaowen shouted unhappily.

"Hey, this is not the point." Yi Zhonghai said embarrassedly.

"We are all neighbors, this is normal." Sha Zhu also muttered.

"He Yuzhu..." Zhang Wan scolded.

"Zhang Wan, look, this is not what I said."

Yi Zhonghai immediately said, "It's your husband who is willing to move the TV to the compound for everyone to watch..."

"He is willing, but I am not." Zhang Wan sneered, "He Yuzhu, I bought this TV, I am happy to watch it alone, you have no right to control..."

"You..."

Sha Zhu was furious.

"What are you talking about? Sha Zhu, if I were you, I would divorce her." Xu Damao said.

"Fuck you, just live with your second-hand goods." Sha Zhu sneered.

"Sha Zhu, what did you say?"

Yan Fengyu glared, "I am a second-hand goods, isn't Zhang Wan a second-hand goods?"

...

The whole courtyard was silent.

"Uncle..." Yan Jiecheng came over.

"What for?" Lin Shaowen said with a squint.

"If this is the case, are Sha Zhu and Xu Damao considered blood cousins?" Yan Jiecheng said with his head tilted.

Puff!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing.

Then everyone laughed together.

Even Gu Huaiwei couldn't help laughing, lowered her head and pinched her thigh.

"Yan Jiecheng, what the hell are you talking about?" Xu Damao shouted.

Sha Zhu, Zhang Wan, and Yan Fengyu all glared at Yan Jiecheng. This beast really can't talk.

"Uncle..."

Yan Jiecheng hid behind Lin Shaowen.

"Hey."

Lin Shaowen immediately stepped forward to take out a cigarette, "Old Xu, Master He... This kid is ignorant, let's not bother with him."

"Hmph."

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu snorted coldly, but did not get angry.

"Zhang Wan, keep talking..." Gu Huaiwei said seriously.

"After Yi Zhonghai said that, Sha Zhu went to move the TV, and I was so angry that I beat him up." Zhang Wan said in a deep voice.

"No, why did you beat him?" Captain Xing frowned, "Sha Zhu went to move the TV, and you didn't beat Sha Zhu?"

"Captain Xing, what are you saying? Can I beat my own man?" Zhang Wan pouted.

"That's right."

Shazhu immediately straightened his chest, "I'm not Lao Lin, who was ridden on by his wife and peed and shit on her..."

"That's right."

Qin Jingru chuckled, "If my Shaowen wants to move the TV, he doesn't have to look at my face."

"You..."

Shazhu's faceHis face fell again.

"Uncle, I have to say something to you about this." Gu Huaiwei said seriously, "This TV belongs to Zhang Wan. It's her freedom whether she takes it out to show it to everyone..."

"Director Gu, I didn't force her." Yi Zhonghai said with a bitter face, "I just said this to Zhuzi, and Zhang Wan picked up a stick and beat me. Who did I offend?"

"Director Gu, our yard has always been a harmonious neighborhood..."

Yan Bugui was interrupted by Liu Haizhong halfway through his words.

"Except Lin Shaowen."

"Yes, except Lin Shaowen."

Yan Bugui continued, "Except for Lin Shaowen's selfishness, everyone helps each other... This idiot Zhu bought a TV and put it in the yard to watch, and his family doesn't have to pay for electricity. Isn't that good?"

"Old Yan, if you want to say that, then you might as well give your daughter-in-law to Liu Guangtian." Lin Shaowen spread his hands and said, "In this way, Yan Jiefang doesn't have to support her, and he can still see her when he misses her..."

"Hahaha."

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Uncle..."

Yan Jiefang stamped his feet.

Jiang Chunxia glared at Lin Shaowen fiercely.

This beast is really a piece of shit, no wonder everyone hates him.

"Lin Shaowen, this is not the same thing..." Yan Bugui glared.

"Why are they not the same?"

Lin Shaowen said leisurely, "A TV costs more than 500 yuan, but marrying a wife now costs less than 500 yuan, right?"

"Then don't..."

Captain Xing continued, "Nowadays, it's good for an ordinary family to have a bicycle. It's impossible to have three turns and one ring."

Yan Bugui glared at Lin Shaowen and didn't argue anymore.

But he was determined in his heart that sooner or later, he would teach Lin Shaowen a lesson and tell him that there was only one scholar in the yard, and that was him, Yan Bugui.

"Xu Damao, what's the matter with you?" Gu Huaiwei asked.

"Director Gu, you have to make the decision for me."

Xu Damao said in a sad voice, "This silly Zhu is not a man, man... No, I grew up under everyone's eyes. I bought a TV but didn't let everyone watch it. I'm not Lao Lin."

"You are talking about your own business, why do you always drag Lin Shaowen into it?" Gu Huaiwei said dissatisfiedly.

Lin Shaowen is really amazing.

He has been in the courtyard for nearly ten years, but he is still so hated.

It’s okay to be hated, but he lives a more comfortable life than anyone else. It’s really incredible.