Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things
Chapter 145
Qin Zhong finally reluctantly took out the degree certificate from his bag and handed it to Lin Shaowen.
Lin Shaowen looked at the bright red degree certificate with mixed feelings.
He didn't expect that he would become a doctor without knowing it.
After the incident was exposed, Qin Zhong and Zhang Yuyang took An Yiming away with a curse.
After Lin Shaowen sent them to the door, he couldn't help laughing at the car that drove away.
These old men seemed to be immature.
He turned back to the yard and saw several aunts chatting in the yard.
"Hey, Minister Lin, have you sent the guests away?" The third aunt said with a smile.
"Yeah."
Lin Shaowen smiled and nodded.
"Some people have no ability, but they are first-class at flattering." Jia Zhang said sarcastically.
Lin Shaowen spread his hands and didn't bother to pay attention to her.
Just when he was about to go home to rest, Banggeng suddenly threw something at him. After he subconsciously dodged, he heard a "bang" sound, which scared him.
"Hey, Banggeng, how can you throw firecrackers at people?" Lin Shaowen said dissatisfiedly.
"I'll throw it at you, I'll throw it at you." Banggeng said with his neck tilted up.
"Little bastard, come here..."
Lin Shaowen was about to reach out to grab him, but was blocked by Jia Zhangshi.
"Lin Shaowen, what's wrong with you?" Jia Zhangshi said disdainfully, "You are so old, why are you arguing with a child?"
"He threw firecrackers at people, what if something goes wrong?" Lin Shaowen frowned.
Now there is no control over the amount of gunpowder used in firecrackers. The firecrackers are loud and powerful. Although they are only small firecrackers, they will only hurt you at most. But now there are firecrackers as thick as baby arms for sale, and it is not uncommon for those things to blow off hands.
"He's still a child." Jia Zhang curled her lips, "You weigh 180 kilograms, and you're still arguing with a child. Have you grown so big for nothing?"
Lin Shaowen saw this, his eyes rolled, and he turned around and went out.
Jia Zhang winked at Banggeng like a victorious rooster, and Banggeng immediately understood and followed him out with a stick of incense and firecrackers, obviously going after Lin Shaowen.
"Jia Zhang, Lin Shaowen was actually controlled by you, great." Auntie Yi said happily.
This is the first time that Lin Shaowen has suffered a loss since he came to the courtyard.
"If he dared to say another word just now, I would have torn him apart directly." Jia Zhang said proudly.
"Or, I'll ask Guangtian to buy some firecrackers..." Auntie Er was quite tempted.
She hated Lin Shaowen so much now. If it weren't for Lin Shaowen's unreasonable behavior, her family would definitely ask Xu Damao to compensate for the glass last time.
"Guangtian is not a Banggeng. If he dares to do this... he will probably be beaten to death by Lin Shaowen." Auntie One said with a smile.
Auntie Two thought about it and felt that it made sense.
Liu Guangtian is a big guy, and Lin Shaowen, that beast, is not ambiguous when he gets angry.
Several people talked and laughed, but Auntie Three felt a little uneasy.
Street, public toilet.
Lin Shaowen bought a few big firecrackers. After going to the toilet to see if there was anyone, he lit one and threw it into the septic tank.
Boom!
There was a loud bang, and "mud" flew everywhere.
Banggeng, who was hiding and peeking, was dumbfounded. Why didn't he think that he could come to the toilet to set off firecrackers?
Lin Shaowen threw two more firecrackers, which made Banggeng's blood boil.
After Lin Shaowen finished setting off the firecrackers, he clapped his hands, turned around and walked towards the yard, but he didn't take two steps and came back again, hiding in the corner and watching secretly.
Sure enough.
No boy can resist the temptation of "exploding shit".
I saw Banggeng throwing firecrackers towards the septic tank non-stop, and he would cheer every time the firecrackers exploded.
Lin Shaowen watched for a while, and when Banggeng had almost finished setting off the firecrackers, he threw a dollar on the ground and turned to walk towards the yard.
Banggeng, who had finished setting off the firecrackers, was going home dejectedly, and suddenly saw the money on the ground, and his eyes lit up.
He thought of the big firecrackers that Lin Shaowen bought, and he immediately became excited.
Late at night.
Lou Xiaoe was rubbing Lin Shaowen's shoulders, and Lin Shaowen was a little drowsy.
Suddenly.
Boom!
A loud noise resounded throughout the courtyard.
Lin Shaowen immediately became energetic and got up and put on his clothes without saying a word.
Lou Xiaoe looked at her excited husband, and she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Lin Shaowen, come out quickly..."
Qin Peiru's voice sounded outside the door, very urgent.
"What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Lin Shaowen grabbed Lou Xiao'e who was about to open the door.
"Come out quickly, Banggeng is about to be beaten to death." Qin Peiru cried.
Lin Shaowen hesitated for another minute before opening the door with a stern face.
"LinShao Wen, hurry up... hurry up and save Bang Geng." Qin Peiru cried bitterly.
Backyard.
"Ah, ah..."
Bang Geng was being beaten by Liu Guangfu and Xu Damao, while Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiekuang were beating Jia Dongxu. The second aunt grabbed Jia Zhang's hair, and the third aunt slapped her.
"Lin Shao Wen, please try to persuade them." Yi Zhonghai said anxiously, "If they keep fighting like this, someone might get killed."
"Why don't you let Sha Zhu persuade them?" Lin Shao Wen pouted.
Sha Zhu, who was silent on the side, immediately shrank his neck and shirked his responsibility, saying, "Lin Shao Wen, don't talk nonsense, this has nothing to do with me."
"Aren't you good friends with Jia Dongxu? He was beaten, and you didn't go to help?" Lin Shao Wen teased.
"This is not a matter for good friends, it's mainly because Bang Geng went too far. "Sha Zhu sighed, "In the middle of the night, this kid threw firecrackers into the toilet..."
Puff!
Lou Xiaoe couldn't help laughing. She was sure that this must be Lin Shaowen's doing.
I don't know how Jia Zhang offended him again.
Lin Shaowen took a closer look at Xu Damao and found that half of his body was covered with colorful things, and there were also some on his face. Zhang Wan, who always protected him, lay on the side and retched, obviously nauseous.
"No, this Xu Damao's stick-beating joke is excusable, but what about Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiecheng?" Lin Shaowen said puzzledly.
"What else can I say." Sha Zhu said faintly, "Second Master was startled, his feet slipped, and he got stuck on the squat toilet. When everyone pulled him up... You know what, Second Master was quite fair."
Puff!
Many people who were watching the excitement couldn't help laughing.
"Sha Zhu, you are the one who is fair. "
Liu Haizhong cursed in anger at the door of his house, but he didn't come out. It was obvious that he was too ashamed to see anyone.
"What about the third uncle?" Lin Shaowen asked curiously.
"When the firecrackers went off, Yan Laoxi was startled and hit the wall, and fainted on the spot." Sha Zhu said with lingering fear, "It's a good thing we went there quickly, his head fell into the urinal... He almost drowned."
Lin Shaowen's face flushed, and his thighs were almost blue from being pinched.
Lou Xiao'e was lying on Lin Shaowen, laughing forward and backward.
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