Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"I'm just going along for fun." Xu Damao whispered.

"I want to catch a big fish." Sha Zhu said excitedly, "Last time I heard someone caught a hundred-pound mullet in Houhai, called 'Houhai Fish Sees Sorrow'... If we catch it, we'll have a feast tomorrow."

"But... isn't this thing dangerous?" Lin Shaowen said in panic, "Liu Guangfu is not a professional. What if this thing makes too much noise and attracts people from the Joint Defense Office? Setting off fireworks late at night is a felony."

"Hmm."

Everyone fell into deep thought after hearing this.

They hadn't considered this aspect.

"Why don't we... try the power first?" Xu Damao said carefully.

"How to try?" Lin Shaowen frowned.

"Public toilet."

Xu Damao uttered two words.

"Yes, yes, let's try the public toilet... It's so late, no one should go to the toilet."

Everyone immediately became excited.

After all, no matter how old you are, you can't resist the temptation of exploding shit in the toilet.

"Huh."

Qin Huairu and others looked at it with disgust, but they didn't turn back.

Obviously, they were still a little interested.

"You go and try, I... I'll go with you to see."

Lin Shaowen finally couldn't bear it.

"Let's go."

A group of people rushed to the backyard.

"No, can't we blow up the toilet outside?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "The toilet in our yard was blown down once, right?"

"What if someone outside catches us?" Sha Zhu said as a matter of course.

"That's right, it's still safer in our own yard." Xu Damao also chimed in.

Seeing this, the others felt that what they said made sense.

But Lin Shaowen was a little uneasy.

Liu Guangfu was always reckless. I don't know how much gunpowder he had put into that bamboo as thick as a baby's arm.

"Okay, Lao Lin, why are you going backwards?" Xu Damao said sarcastically, "It's just a cannon, why are you so cautious?"

"That's right." Sha Zhu said disdainfully, "Lao Lin, you are the benchmark of our hospital."

"Okay, okay, you can fire it..." Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "But it's better to go to the toilet first to see if there is anyone."

"I'll go and see." Yan Jiecheng immediately ran into the public toilet.

"Jingru, go to the women's toilet." Lin Shaowen ordered.

"Hey."

Qin Jingru agreed and ran in.

After a while, she came out with her nose covered, "No one in the toilet."

"No one in the men's toilet either." Yan Jiecheng also ran out.

"Then let's get started." Xu Damao said excitedly.

"Okay."

Liu Guangfu's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he took the lead and walked to the septic tank behind the toilet.

Everyone followed immediately.

"Shao Wen, should we watch from a distance?" Qin Huairu said a little uneasy.

"That makes sense."

Lin Shaowen nodded and stepped back a little.

Liu Guangfu held the detonator and Xu Damao started to light it.

The others watched intently, but no one noticed that a figure had entered the toilet.

"It's on fire."

"Throw it."

The two spoke at the same time.

Liu Guangfu threw the detonator into the septic tank.

Lin Shaowen raised his eyebrows and took Qin Huairu and the others back more than ten meters, almost sticking to the wall.

Unexpectedly, after a long while, there was no movement at all.

"Could it be a dud?" Xu Damao frowned.

"How is it possible?" Liu Guangfu was immediately anxious, "I have been making firecrackers myself since I was a child, and I have never had a dud."

"Your craftsmanship is not as good as mine." Yan Jiecheng pouted.

"Go and have a look." Sha Zhu took the lead and walked forward.

Xu Damao and the others were cautious and did not follow immediately.

But after waiting for a while, they found that there was still no gunfire, so they walked to the side of the septic tank.

"Shao Wen, should we go and take a look?" Yu Haitang whispered.

"Don't."

Lin Shaowen shook his head. "This septic tank has now been changed to a round shape, and there is only such a small opening. Maybe..."

Boom!

A violent explosion sounded throughout the courtyard.

"Run."

Lin Shaowen roared, holding Qin Huairu with one hand and Yu Li with the other, and hid behind the house.

Qin Jingru and the others also reacted and ran away.

Lin Shaowen looked back at the sewage that had rushed out for more than ten meters, and cursed himself for watching the excitement.

He knew that Liu Guangfu was unreliable.

The huge impact force caused Xu Damao and others standing next to the septic tank to be washed away by the mud. Then it stuck to the wall, but it wasn't over yet... It was probably because the methane below was burning, and the toilet exploded again.

Xu Damao and others who were rushed to the wall were hit by mud again before they could lie down.What they found was that the mud was so strong that they couldn't help but shout, but countless dirty things covered their mouths.

"Ugh..."

Qin Huairu and others immediately vomited when they saw this.

"Ah..."

A shrill scream resounded throughout the courtyard.

"Did you hear... someone shout?" Lin Shaowen said uncertainly.

"I don't think so." Qin Huairu wiped her mouth, "Didn't we just go to the toilet to check? There's no one inside."

"I hope so."

Lin Shaowen sighed.

At this time.

Everyone in the courtyard ran out.

As soon as they walked near the toilet, the strong smell immediately made them vomit.

The three uncles just frowned slightly, and even didn't cover their mouths with their bangs. After all, they were people who had fallen into the toilet and were no longer sensitive to the smell.

They soon found a group of people "stuck" to the wall. Just as they were about to speak, they found Lin Shaowen hiding behind the house.

"Lin Shaowen, you did it?" Liu Haizhong frowned.

"Second uncle, don't talk nonsense." Lin Shaowen said unhappily, "I just heard the noise and ran out to watch the fun."

"That's not right, his uncle, you live in the west courtyard... How come you are faster than us?" Yan Bugui asked in confusion.

"I didn't fall asleep at all, I was chatting in the courtyard, and I ran over as soon as I heard the noise." Lin Shaowen said without changing his expression.

"Is that so."

Yan Bugui nodded slightly, frowned at the group of people on the wall, and said, "Whose kid is this? He actually used a cannon to blow up the septic tank. It's so boring."

"Who said it wasn't." Liu Haizhong also chimed in, "There is ammonia in the toilet, it will explode when it encounters fire, okay, you don't even know common sense."

Yi Zhonghai listened to the two people singing the same tune, and couldn't help but frown and count, "One, two... Wow, there are six people?"

"First uncle, is it possible that there are seven people?" Lin Shaowen asked tentatively.

"Seven people?"

Yi Zhonghai counted again and said with a straight face, "Nonsense, it's obviously six."

"Look carefully, two of them were pushed together and can't be separated." Lin Shaowen reminded.

Everyone followed his gaze.

Sure enough.

There were two people hugging each other, but their bodies were all covered with "mud". Although they were struggling hard, they couldn't be separated.