Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Shazhu, I said that's enough, you want to beat him to death?" Lin Shaowen leaned against the door frame and laughed.

"Old Lin, you don't know this beast, he actually threw firecrackers at my house again..."

"Wait, what's going on with you?" Lin Shaowen said in surprise.

"Do you remember the time when someone threw firecrackers at my wedding? I couldn't catch him at that time, but I suspected Xu Damao for a long time, and today I finally caught him... Even the smell of gunpowder is exactly the same."

Shazhu said and kicked Xu Damao again.

Puff!

The people in the yard couldn't hold it anymore and laughed in unison.

Is it okay if the smell of gunpowder is the same?

Lin Shaowen also looked at Sha Zhu with a ridiculous face, and said helplessly, "No, how do you know it was Xu Damao who did it?"

"You are smart, and we are not stupid either." Sha Zhu said proudly, "It was a heavy snow day, and Xu Damao, the idiot, didn't even wipe the footprints... There are only three sets of footprints in the whole yard, Xu Damao's house, my house and the uncle's house, three families were bombed, who else could it be?"

"Hahaha."

Zhang Xiaoyu and others couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Sha Zhu frowned.

"Nothing, we think you are so smart, you have discovered such details." Ran Qiuye said seriously.

"Teacher Ran, what you said is boring, there is more than one smart person in our yard, Lao Lin." Sha Zhu scolded.

"Yes, yes, yes."

Zhang Xiaoyu and others nodded vigorously.

"Damn it, I said it wasn't me."

Xu Damao wiped the blood stains from the corner of his mouth and shouted loudly.

"Xu Damao, you still want to deny it, right?" Yi Zhonghai sneered outside the door, "If you don't admit it, then we can only go to the Joint Defense Office to talk..."

"Hey, uncle, we are all neighbors. If there is anything that can't be solved in the yard, why do we have to disturb the Joint Defense Office?" Lin Shaowen said seriously.

"Lin Shaowen, I'm saying this..."

Yi Zhonghai was halfway through his words when he immediately realized something was wrong.

Why did this sound so familiar? He turned his head and glanced at the others.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him strangely, he finally reacted.

Lin Shaowen, that beast, was using his words to stop him.

"It's okay if you don't go to the Joint Defense Office, but pay the money." Yan Fengyu stood up and said angrily, "Xu Damao, my family didn't offend you. Look, you blew up my front door..."

Zhang Xiaoyu and others followed her gaze and immediately covered their mouths.

Good guy, only half of the wooden door is left now.

Looking through the crack in the door, I saw Yan Hua's family of three tremblingly lighting a fire to keep warm.

"Yes, pay the money."

Yi Xiaolong finally recovered and shouted, "Xu Damao, you also blew up my front door. If you don't pay the money... I will never let you go."

"Fuck you..."

Xu Damao's eyes were red with grievance.

"Old Xu, what do you say?" Lin Shaowen sighed.

"I... I am more wronged than Dou E." Xu Damao cried loudly, "I was sleeping well, and this group of people kicked my door open, and then grabbed me and beat me... Now they want me to pay the money, is there any law?"

Puff!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing, and Qin Jingru and others laughed so hard that they bent over.

It's really not easy to hear such words from Xu Damao.

"No, Sha Zhu, uncle... Didn't you investigate again? What if we misunderstood Lao Xu?" Lin Shaowen said hypocritically.

"Lin Shaowen, don't pretend to be a good person here." Yi Zhonghai glared, "Everyone knows that you and Xu Damao are in the same boat. I tell you... If he doesn't pay the money today, he will live in my room and I will live in his room."

"Hiss, uncle, you are more cruel than me." Sha Zhu gave a thumbs up.

Although Yi Zhonghai's room is the main room, it is nothing compared to Xu Damao's room.

If they really change, Yi Zhonghai will get a big advantage.

"Lao Xu, what do you think about this?" Lin Shaowen sighed, "If you want to blow it up, use firecrackers with less power. Look at the room you blew up..."

"I fucking said it wasn't me." Xu Damao roared with tears in his eyes, "Lao Lin, you don't believe me either, right? I... I'd rather die."

After saying that, he pretended to hit the wall.

Lin Shaowen and Sha Zhu took a step back at the same time, fearing that they would be stained with blood.

After Xu Damao rushed forward two steps, he turned around and said resentfully, "Old Lin, why didn't you stop me?"

"Who do you think Yi Ye and Sha Zhu are? Don't even think about hitting your head against the wall. Even if you hang yourself here today, they can live in your house tomorrow. Do you believe it?" Lin Shaowen pouted.

"Hey, Lin Shaowen, how can you talk like that..."

Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu were immediately dissatisfied.

"I'm not givingYou guys mediate. "Lin Shaowen said embarrassedly, "Old Xu, hurry up... It's so late, everyone has to go to work tomorrow."

"I... I'm really wronged." Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said, "How much compensation?"

"One hundred." Yan Fengyu shouted at the door.

"Wow."

The whole yard was in an uproar.

This woman is really cruel.

"One hundred? Your fucking broken door is worth one hundred?" Xu Damao said angrily, "Don't talk about your door, even if I empty your house, do you think it's worth one hundred yuan?"

"You are right to blow up my door?" Yan Fengyu said with her hands on her hips.

"Shazhu, do you want to solve the problem?" Lin Shaowen sighed, "If your family wants to talk like this... then just go to the joint defense office."

"The masters are talking, don't interrupt. "Sha Zhu glared at Yan Fengyu, then looked at Xu Damao and said, "Xu Damao, we won't bully you. You take out a hundred yuan, and I and the old man will each take fifty."

"Fifty each..."

Xu Damao hesitated.

"Xu Damao, you don't have to pay." Yi Zhonghai said sinisterly, "I will tear down your gate today... Let's all freeze to death together."

After saying that, he winked at Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu understood and immediately prepared to tear down the door.

"Don't worry, I'll pay, I'll pay." Xu Damao said aggrievedly, "Damn it, don't let me catch that grandson, I'll kill him if I catch him."

"Don't be a thief here, hurry up." Sha Zhu kicked him.

"No, where can I get a hundred yuan to give you in the middle of the night? "Xu Damao said with a sad face, "Tomorrow... tomorrow I will give you the money, okay?"

"No."

Yi Xiaolong shouted, "You must pay the money today, otherwise I will tear down your front door."

This grandson.

Xu Damao was so angry that he had to look at Lin Shaowen, but after staying on his upper body for only one second, he immediately fell on Qin Jingru who was watching the excitement next to him.

"Qin Jingru, lend me a hundred yuan..."

"No problem."

Qin Jingru agreed with a smile.

Xu Damao's expression eased a little, and he looked at Sha Zhu and others proudly.

The man still has face in the yard.