Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Shao Wen, who do you think it is?" Ran Qiuye asked curiously.

"Who do you mean?" Lin Shaowen was stunned for a moment.

"Oh, it's who set off firecrackers in the toilet to blow up Jia Zhang." Qin Huairu said coquettishly.

"Have you ever thought about a question?" Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "In this winter, the toilet is frozen, right? Firecrackers thrown down will only break ice cubes, how could they blow up Jia Zhang?"

"Yes, the toilet should be frozen now."

Everyone suddenly realized.

"So, you analyze, who in our yard can dig up the ice in the pit without anyone noticing?" Lin Shaowen lit a cigarette.

"Don't keep us in suspense, who is it?" Zhang Xiaoyu said unwillingly.

"How stupid."

Lin Shaowen knocked on her head and said, "Aren't there two generals in the public toilet management office of our factory? This kind of thing should be too easy for them."

"Ah? You mean Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangtian?"

Everyone suddenly realized.

After all, cleaning a septic tank is not an ordinary job. It is really difficult to open it without some experience.

"As for the one who threw the firecrackers, judging from the power, it was either Yan Jiefang or Yan Jiecheng..." Lin Shaowen said leisurely.

"Why not Liu Guangfu?" Qin Jingru asked curiously.

"Liu Guangfu?"

Lin Shaowen shuddered when he heard these three words, "If it was him who threw the firecrackers, the toilet should have collapsed now."

Liu Guangfu is indeed clever, but his brain is not very good.

It is not accurate to say this, it should be said that he is a bit reckless.

The detonator he made can blow up the courtyard.

"You know everything, why don't you say it?" Zhang Xiaoyu scolded.

"Jia Zhang reported me, and I still spoke for her. Is there something wrong with my brain?" Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes and went straight to the bathroom to take a shower.

"This guy really holds a grudge." Zhang Xiaoyu laughed and scolded.

"If Xu Damao and the others hadn't taken action first, do you believe that Shaowen would definitely go to punish Jia Zhang tonight?" Qin Huairu said helplessly, "This man in our family has never suffered a loss..."

"Hahaha."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

The next day.

Lin Shaowen just arrived at the infirmary and saw Yi Zhonghai and Yi Xiaolong coming.

"Where do you feel uncomfortable?" Jin Yuner asked.

"Director Jin, I... our eyes seem to be swollen." Yi Zhonghai said embarrassedly.

"Take off your hat, let me see." Jin Yuner came over.

"Oh, this is a stye?" Su Xiu suddenly exclaimed.

"Stye?"

Yi Xiaolong and Yi Zhonghai were stunned.

Lin Shaowen glanced at them and couldn't help laughing.

The eyelids of the two were swollen like walnuts, and they were narrowed into a line.

Especially Yi Xiaolong, you couldn't even see his eyeballs.

"Lin Shaowen, do you still have any sympathy..." Yi Zhonghai said dissatisfiedly, "We are all like this, and you are still laughing."

"No, no."

Lin Shaowen waved his hands, lowered his head, and his shoulders kept shaking.

"What is he laughing at?" Jin Yuner asked curiously.

"It was just that an old woman in our yard was using the toilet yesterday. I don't know who blew up the toilet, and she didn't wear pants when she came out..." Su Xiu whispered.

Puff!

Jin Yuner also laughed immediately.

Yi Zhonghai and Yi Xiaolong frowned, but they didn't dare to scold her.

After all, she is the director of the medical office, and they are still waiting for her to prescribe medicine.

"It's nothing, just a stye... I'll prescribe some medicine for you."

Kim Yuna wrote a prescription seriously and asked Su Xiu to go to the pharmacy to get the medicine.

Then she sat next to Lin Shaowen and whispered, "Teacher, do you think stye is related to seeing... seeing that kind of thing?"

Yi Zhonghai and Yi Xiaolong also pricked up their ears.

"From a scientific point of view, there is no connection between the two." Lin Shaowen shook his head, "But from a folk point of view, there is a certain basis..."

"Why?" Kim Yuna asked curiously.

"Because when you see something you shouldn't see, your first reaction is to cover your eyes... or rub your eyes to make yourself see more clearly. There are a lot of bacteria on your hands, and your eyes are very fragile, so it's not surprising to get a stye."

Before Lin Shaowen finished speaking, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu suddenly rushed in, followed by Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang.

"Old Lin, help me."

Xu Damao's eyes were swollen like walnuts at this time, and he said in a sad voice, "I don't know what happened today... My eyes are swollen like this early in the morning."

Puff!

Yi Xiaolong and Yi Zhonghai were immediately happy.

They were worried about being laughed at by others when they returned to the yard, but now it's okay, everyone is the same.

Don't laugh at the second brother, the eldest brother.

"Sister Xiu, bring out a few more prescriptions..." Jin YanThe son shouted loudly.

"Hey."

Su Xiu responded in the pharmacy.

"Old Lin, how can this Jia Zhangshi be so weird? We just looked at her and her eyes were swollen... It's really bad luck." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"It's really weird."

Lin Shaowen touched his chin and said, "One or two people would be fine, but most of the people in this yard have facial gland inflammation... It shouldn't be the case."

Generally speaking.

The most likely cause facial gland inflammation is "eating, drinking and playing", eating greasy and spicy food for a long time, drinking high-nutrition soup or supplements, and staying up late to play.

But these three conditions are almost unattainable by people in this era.

Eating and drinking is fine, except for He Yushui and others who stay up late to watch TV series, most people go to bed on time, after all, there is nothing fun at night.

"Damn it, I have to stay away from her in the future." Xu Damao sighed.

"Director Jin, give them three days of sick leave and let them go back to rest." Lin Shaowen ordered.

"Well, rest?"

Yi Zhonghai and others were shocked.

When did Lin Shaowen become so kind?

"Old Lin, what's wrong with you?"

Xu Damao stretched out his hand to touch Lin Shaowen's forehead, but was opened by him.

"Although facial gland inflammation is not a big problem, the eyes are swollen and it will affect the vision... and some will cause fever. Especially those who work in the workshop, there are many mechanical equipment, and it will be bad if an accident occurs."

"Pretending." Yi Xiaolong muttered.

Snap!

Jin Yuner slapped him in the face and said angrily, "Why are you so ungrateful? Get out of here."

"I..."

Yi Xiaolong covered his face with grievance.

But Su Xiu pushed him directly and said sternly, "Get out, the infirmary does not welcome you."

"You..."

Yi Xiaolong just opened his mouth and was slapped again.

"Didn't you hear me telling you to get out?" Sha Zhu said coldly.

"You...you are too bullying."

Yi Xiaolong ran away with red eyes.

Everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai again, but Yi Zhonghai looked at me and acted as if he had nothing to do with me.

What a joke.

Xu Damao and others didn't dare to hit him, but Su Xiu and Jin Yuna dared.

He is in his 40s and has to have some dignity.