Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Lin Shaowen sat in the yard and got the wild boar and pineapple out.

He suddenly remembered that Qin Huairu said that the wild boar needed to be bled, and hurried to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife.

But after staring at the wild boar's neck for a long time, he still didn't know how to start. He knew the human body structure and he also knew how to take care of sows after delivery, but he was really at a loss about killing the pig.

After hesitating for a long time, he was about to start.

The door was opened.

Qin Huairu and others walked in with laughter, and they were overjoyed when they saw the huge wild boar in the yard.

"Tsk, our man is really capable, and he got another wild boar." Zhang Xiaoyu joked.

"No, Shaowen, you look like you want to kill a pig?" Qin Jingru said in surprise.

"What? It's not possible?" Lin Shaowen raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Okay, why not?" Qin Huairu said with a smile, "Our man is so capable... What's wrong with killing a pig? But, why are you aiming at his head?"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Qin Jingru stepped forward and snatched the kitchen knife from his hand, scolding, "Who uses a kitchen knife to kill a pig? Don't hurt yourself. Go sit down, here we will..."

"Okay."

Lin Shaowen sighed.

He finally understood why everyone said that scholars are useless.

"Ah, what is this?" He Yushui said in surprise.

"Hey, why have I never seen this fruit before?" Yu Haitang said in surprise.

"This is called pineapple." Jin Yuner introduced, "This thing is delicious, but it is only available in the south, and it is easy to spoil."

"Pineapple?"

Zhang Xiaoyu was amazed, "Shao Wen, you brought so many, how can we eat them all?"

There were dozens of them scattered under the eaves, and each one was very large.

"This is not a pineapple." Lin Shaowen shook his head.

"Nonsense, this is a pineapple." Jin Yuner affirmed.

"You know pineapple, then do you know what pineapple is?" Lin Shaowen joked.

"Pineapple?"

Jin Yuner was stunned for a moment.

"Do you need to soak the pineapple in salt water?" Lin Shaowen smiled, "Pineapple doesn't need to be eaten directly after peeling the skin..."

"Really?" Jin Yuner's eyes lit up.

"Why would I lie to you about this kind of thing."

After Lin Shaowen spread his hands, he took the kitchen knife handed over by Qin Jingru, cleaned a pineapple in a few strokes, and then cut it into pieces and handed it to them.

He Yushui couldn't wait to take a bite, and his eyes lit up immediately, "It's sour and sweet, so delicious..."

Qin Huairu and others also ate it with big mouthfuls.

Lin Shaowen opened two, and when he was about to open the third, he was stopped by Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Shaowen, don't do it. When everyone is full, there will be no stomach for the banquet."

"Eat a banquet? The old lady is gone?" Lin Shaowen was shocked.

"Go to hell."

Qin Huairu laughed and scolded, "Why are you always thinking about the old lady leaving? She didn't provoke you... It's the third uncle who gave birth to a daughter and is holding a banquet in the yard."

"No, it's only been a few days? Not even a month? Are you starting to hold a banquet now?" Lin Shaowen frowned.

The banquet for a child is usually held when the child is full month or one year old. I have never heard of it being held right after the child is brought back.

"I don't know, anyway, he told me so when we came back." Zhang Xiaoyu spread his hands.

"Okay, let's deal with the wild boar first." Qin Huairu ordered, "Yushui, Qiuye, Yan'er... move the pineapple to the ear room, Jingru and Haitang make a fire, and let's make bacon out of the wild boar."

"Yeah."

Everyone responded and was about to take action.

But Lin Shaowen laughed and said, "Why make bacon? Just divide it up and take it to your mother's house."

"Mother's house?"

Qin Huairu and others were slightly stunned.

"It's almost the end of the year, you can take something home and pay my share of the New Year's greetings." Lin Shaowen sighed, "Get some meat, candy, etc.... and take some money back, it's also my way."

Generally speaking, he would go to Qin Jingru's house to pay New Year's greetings on the second day of the New Year.

But Qin Jingru understood him very well. At that time, he was afraid that Qin Huairu would be unhappy, so he didn't mention it.

Later, with Yu Haitang, he couldn't mention it even more.

After all, when he married Yu Haitang, Yu Haitang didn't let him go to her house to pay New Year's greetings on the second day of the Chinese New Year.

"That's fine." Qin Huairu said with a smile, "Then let's divide the things later, and everyone will go back to her parents' home this weekend, which can be regarded as paying New Year's greetings in advance."

"Okay."

Zhang Xiaoyu and others agreed happily.

They can't go back to their parents' home many times a year, and this time everyone brought things back, so it's inevitable thatNeighbors won't look at him with new eyes.

People live their whole lives just to save face.

"By the way, take all the pineapples." Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "My friends still have some. I'll ask them to send some tomorrow, but there's one thing..."

"Don't ask where they came from. Don't show them off. We all know." Qin Huairu said with a smile.

They actually knew about Lin Shaowen's things.

Those marked with traditional Chinese characters must have been sent by Lou Xiao'e. If they were marked with foreign characters, they were probably brought by Lin Shaowen's foreign friends.

But no matter which one it was, it couldn't be known to others.

Everyone was working hard to divide the pigs, and suddenly someone knocked on the door.

He Yushui jumped to open the door.

"Yushui, where's Lao Lin?"

Sha Zhu was about to go in, but was pushed by He Yushui.

"Just talk when I tell you to. Why are you rushing in?"

"Hey, little girl, can't I go in to find Lao Lin?" Sha Zhu said unhappily.

"No."

He Yushui rolled her eyes, "Sister Qin and Sister Haitang are boiling water for a bath, what will it look like if you go in?"

"Boil water for a bath?"

Sha Zhu's mind was full of thoughts.

He Yushui saw his pig-like look and said with disdain, "If you have something to say, say it. If not, leave quickly..."

"No, they are boiling water for a bath, and Lao Lin..."

"Brother Lin never comes to the Moon Gate. Do you think he is the same as you?" He Yushui rolled her eyes.

"Okay, then tell Lao Lin to come out quickly. We have something to discuss with him." Sha Zhu said helplessly.

"Got it."

After He Yushui closed the door, she locked it again.

When she went back to the yard and told this, Lin Shaowen became interested.

"What are these guys up to?"

"Shao Wen, don't get involved." Qin Jingru rolled her eyes and said, "Yan Jiefang cries when he sees me now... saying that Xu Damao and the others are not human beings, and only you treat him well."

"Isn't this a good thing?" Jin Yuner asked curiously.

"Bullshit." Lin Shaowen shook his head, "Yan Jiefang wants to get benefits from me, do you think he really treats me as his uncle?"

"Oh, this courtyard is really complicated."

Jin Yuner sighed.

Everyone in this courtyard is talented, and their little thoughts are as many as the stars in the sky.

If you are not careful, you will be led into the ditch.