Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Study.

"Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiekuang... Did you throw Xu Damao into the toilet?" Captain Xing said with a sullen face.

"Captain Xing, we are innocent." Liu Guangtian said immediately, "I went to bed early and I have to go to work tomorrow. How can I have time to do this?"

"I went to bed early too." Yan Jiekuang also said hurriedly.

"Sleep?"

Captain Xing snorted coldly, "Someone saw you two knock Xu Damao unconscious, and you still don't admit it? Well, don't go to work tomorrow, come back to the joint defense office with me, you are attempting to murder..."

Fuck.

Liu Guangtian's legs were a little weak, this "attempted murder" was punishable by death.

Yan Jiekuang's calves were trembling, and even Shazhu's face turned pale.

Gu Huaiwei looked at Captain Xing in surprise.

Didn't Lin Shaowen say that this was a prank, how did it become an attempted murder?

"Director Gu, the matter of the Joint Defense Office has nothing to do with you, don't interrupt." Lin Shaowen reminded.

"Humph."

Gu Huaiwei snorted lightly, but was also very obedient and didn't say anything.

"Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiekuang... are you two beasts?"

Xu Damao was furious and reached out to grab Liu Guangtian, but was stopped by Captain Xing.

"Xu Damao, you dare to do it in front of me?"

"I dare not."

Xu Damao immediately became timid and hurriedly said, "Captain Xing, these two beasts want to kill me, you must punish them severely."

"Shut up if it's none of your business." Captain Xing scolded.

"Hey."

Xu Damao immediately shut his mouth obediently.

But his eyes kept looking at Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang, wishing to kill these two beasts on the spot.

"Actually, we are all from the same courtyard." Lin Shaowen sighed, "It would be best if we could solve it privately... Wanting to teach Xu Damao a lesson and wanting to kill Xu Damao are two different things."

"Uncle, you don't know me yet, how dare I kill anyone." Yan Jiekuang said with red eyes.

"Adoptive father..."

Liu Guangtian shouted eagerly.

"Let's talk about what happened..." Lin Shaowen said slowly, "It can be seen from the fact that you still hung a rope on Xu Damao that you really didn't want to kill anyone."

Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang glanced at Sha Zhu and didn't say anything.

Lin Shaowen saw this and immediately knew what was going on.

"Captain Xing, if 'attempted murder' is really to be counted, shouldn't the mastermind behind the scenes be sentenced to a heavier sentence?"

"Execution by shooting."

Captain Xing spat out two words.

"Fuck."

Liu Guangtian was startled and hurriedly said, "Captain Xing, I'll tell you..."

"Go ahead." Captain Xing snorted.

"It was Shazhu who found me and Yan Jiekuang and said he wanted to teach Xu Damao a lesson..."

As soon as Liu Guangtian finished speaking, he saw Xu Damao pick up a cup on the table and smash it over.

"Ouch!"

Accompanied by Liu Guangtian's cry of pain, the cup shattered.

Qin Jingru, who heard the noise, hurried over and looked at the broken glass shards on the ground and couldn't help but said angrily, "Who broke my cup..."

"Xu Damao." Gu Huaiwei hurriedly said.

"Xu Damao, you..."

"I'll pay, isn't it okay for me to pay?"

Xu Damao looked at Qin Jingru who was about to eat her and hurriedly said, "It's just a goblet. I'll go to the Friendship Store to buy you one tomorrow."

"This cup is three yuan, you'd better buy the same one." Qin Jingru gritted her teeth.

"How much? Three dollars?"

Xu Damao's tone rose eight degrees.

The most popular porcelain steel cup now only costs one dollar, is this thing so expensive?

"If you don't believe me, go to the Friendship Store and ask yourself tomorrow." Qin Jingru sneered, "You'd better buy me one before you get off work tomorrow, otherwise I won't let you go."

...

Xu Damao's mouth twitched, gritted his teeth, took out three yuan and handed it to Qin Jingru, "This is my compensation, can you go buy it yourself?"

"No."

Qin Jingru said indignantly, "It's freezing cold, and you still want me to go to the Friendship Store? Why don't you go yourself?"

"You..."

Xu Damao almost bit his teeth and took out two more yuan, "I'll give you two more yuan, is that okay?"

"Humph."

Qin Jingru grabbed the money and said in a deep voice, "Keep smashing, it's best to smash Shao Wen's pen, that Parker pen is left by my father-in-law, at least more than a hundred yuan..."

"Are you kidding? A pen costs more than a hundred yuan?"

Xu Damao didn't believe it at all.

Gu Huaiwei walked to the desk, picked up the pen and looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but said in surprise, "Lin Shaowen, this is a Parker 51 from 1939, where did you get it?"

"What is a Parker 51?" Captain Xing asked curiously.

"Parker 51 is a ParkerA special model made for the company's 51st anniversary. This fountain pen cost more than 40 US dollars in that era. I have never seen one in such good condition. "Gu Huaiwei was amazed.

"I say... do you want to clarify this matter first before studying the broken fountain pen?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly.

"Yes, yes, let's make things clear first..." Captain Xing said hurriedly, "Shazhu, why did you instruct Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang to throw Xu Damao into the toilet?"

"Captain Xing, you have been in our street for more than ten years. Look at how many blind dates he has disrupted for me?" Shazhu said with red eyes.

"That's right. "

Captain Xing sighed.

When he came to work in Nanluoguxiang, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were both young people who had just started working, but they were always quarreling or fighting.

Sha Zhu finally got married, but Xu Damao stole his girlfriend. How could he not hate him?

"Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiekuang, why did you listen to Sha Zhu's instigation?" Gu Huaiwei glared.

"Director Gu, it's not us who listened to his instigation."

Yan Jiekuang lowered his head and said, "It's mainly because Xu Damao doesn't care about people. When my brother was dating before, he often came to mess with it... Now Liu Guangtian and I are the only ones who are not married. If he messes with us like he messed with Sha Zhu, would we still get married?"

Lin Shaowen was right.

Gu Huaiwei said in her heart, but her face was very serious, "Then you shouldn't put the sack in the toilet. What if someone drowns?"

"No, no. "

Liu Guangtian hurriedly said, "We were hiding and watching. There are ventilation holes on the sack... He won't really drown."

"You think he is a sparrow, and there are ventilation holes." Lin Shaowen smiled bitterly, "If it was summer, it would be fine. In winter, he would freeze to death in the manure pit."

"In fact, when we threw him in, there was still a layer of ice in the manure pit." Yan Jiekuang whispered, "He didn't fall in at that time... But later when the uncle and others pulled him up, I don't know how, they broke the ice directly, and he fell into the manure pit."

Puff!

Lin Shaowen and others couldn't help laughing, especially Gu Huaiwei, who laughed so glamorously that Sha Zhu and others stared at him.