Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

After waiting for more than half an hour, Lin Shaowen got the latest news that Guan Qi still took away the remaining pigs and got a small truck of rice cookers, saying that they were for other units as welfare.

"Teacher, you are really amazing."

Li Xiaoyue's eyes were full of stars.

"What's so amazing about this? You will understand it if you think about it a little more."

Lin Shaowen raised his hand to check the time. It was only half past three, so he lay on the table.

Now he couldn't skip work, after all, Yang Weiguo would probably have to argue with Guan Qi for a long time.

Guan Qi had someone in the factory for sure, and he would definitely not escape Guan Qi's eyes if he often skipped work. It was okay at ordinary times, but now he skipped work when the leader came to inspect, that was wrong.

As expected.

Ten minutes before get off work ended.

Guan Qi came to the door of the infirmary quietly, and when he saw Lin Shaowen lying on the table in a daze, he nodded with satisfaction.

This kid still knew the importance of things.

Six o'clock.

At the entrance of the steel mill.

"Jingru, can you give me a ride..."

"No, my car is full, you can walk back by yourself."

"No, there are seats available."

"That won't work either, what's the point of you getting on a car full of women?"

Qin Jingru left after saying this.

"Lao Lin, this is not a good idea." Sha Zhu said gloatingly.

"Okay, walk back by yourself."

Lin Shaowen was quite helpless.

"No, Lin Shaowen, where is your car?" Yi Zhonghai asked curiously.

"It's broken."

Lin Shaowen spread his hands, "Minister Lu has taken it to be repaired, and I don't know when it will be fixed."

"How old are you? You drive in and out every day, and you are not afraid of gossip." Liu Haizhong curled his lips and said, "Besides, although you are a leader, you can't be separated from the masses."

"Second uncle makes sense."

Lin Shaowen was too lazy to talk nonsense with him and walked straight towards the courtyard.

"Old Lin, you should not drive this car in the future."

"What do you mean?"

"Think about it, Director Yang doesn't drive to work, so why should you, a deputy director?"

"No, are you too idle today?"

After Lin Shaowen glanced at Sha Zhu, his eyes moved to the meat in his hand, "Sha Zhu, how about we make a bet?"

"What to bet on?"

Sha Zhu immediately became interested.

"Gambling is boring. Let's bet on the piece of meat in your hand. Let's play a game in the yard. If you win, the meat in my hand is yours."

Lin Shaowen opened the bag, and Sha Zhu and others immediately surrounded him.

"Fuck, why did Lao Lin take an elbow?" Liu Guangqi exclaimed.

"It was given by the factory." Lin Shaowen spread his hands.

"These officials, they still say they treat everyone equally..." Liu Haizhong said sourly, "The deputy director took the pig's feet, and we took two pieces of meat."

"That's right, these officials are really nothing." Yi Xiaolong also said angrily.

"Lao Lin, I'm betting with you."

Sha Zhu immediately said, "If you lose, you are not allowed to regret it..."

"No problem."

Everyone walked into the yard with laughter.

"Shao Wen..."

Qin Jingru was about to take the New Year's goods from Lin Shaowen's hand, but Lin Shaowen was pulled away by Sha Zhu.

"Qin Jingru, wait a minute..."

"What for?"

Qin Jingru's eyes widened.

"Old Lin said he wanted to play a game with me, and he wanted to bet on the elbow in his hand." Sha Zhu smiled, "This is a matter between men, don't interrupt..."

"Lin Shaowen..."

Qin Jingru pretended to be unhappy and said, "The New Year is coming soon, and we are counting on these New Year's goods. What will you do if you lose?"

"That's right."

Yu Haitang also chimed in, "Lin Shaowen, I have half of your elbow..."

Although they didn't know what Lin Shaowen wanted to do, judging from the situation, Sha Zhu was probably the one who offended him.

"I think you guys are done for now." Yan Fengyu said disdainfully, "Lin Shaowen has been living like a monk in a temple all year long, and you guys don't let him have some fun during the New Year."

"That's right."

Xu Damao pouted, "Qin Jingru, Yu Haitang, I think you guys deserve to be punished... If Old Lin was a little tougher, what could you do to him if he didn't give you living expenses?"

"He dares."

Yu Haitang sneered, "If he dares not to give you living expenses, I'll go to the factory and the street to sue him."

"Forget it."

Qin Jingru pouted, "He only gets these few pounds of meat all year long, let him do whatever he wants."

"Hmph."

Yu Haitang snorted lightly, quite displeased.

But he didn't continue to make trouble.

Lin Shaowen reached into his pocket and touched it, and a medical rubber band appeared in his hand.

"The rules of the game are very simple, put this rubber band on your chest, I'll flick you five times... no, three times, as long as you don't make a sound, the elbow is yours. "

"No, it's that simple?"

Xu Damao was stunned.

"Yes, it's that simple."

Lin Shaowen said hypocritically, "It's almost the New Year, let's have some fun... Sha Zhu, what do you say?"

"Old Lin, you finally gave me this elbow."

Sha Zhu said happily, "I dare not say anything else, but the man's endurance is unique in the yard... I didn't make a sound when I was hit on the foot by a stone slab."

After he said that, he grabbed the rubber band and put it on his chest.

"Wait a minute..."

Xu Damao came over, stretched out his hand to grab the rubber band and flicked it, "You wear so many clothes, isn't that cheating?"

"Yes, yes, you have too many clothes. "

Liu Guangqi and others also started to make a fuss.

It's not that they don't like Sha Zhu, they just want to get involved.

How painful can it be when a rubber band as thick as a little finger hits your body?

Three hits is worth an elbow?

They are happy to have such a good thing.

"Are you jealous?"

Sha Zhu glanced at them with disdain and took off his ragged cotton jacket.

"Awesome."

Lin Shaowen gave him a thumbs up, and then he flipped his right hand and a small whistle appeared in his hand.

"What do you mean?" Sha Zhu asked puzzledly.

"Hold it in your mouth."

Lin Shaowen smiled, "If the whistle sounds, you fail. If the whistle doesn't sound...you take the elbow."

"Tsk, you still don't believe me?"

Sha Zhu rolled his eyes at him and held the whistle in his mouth.

At this time, the people in the yard stopped cooking and ran out to watch the fun.

"Are you ready? "Lin Shaowen said seriously

"Come on, call me a son of a bitch." Sha Zhu said confidently.

"Sha Zhu, you are this..."

After Lin Shaowen gave him the affirmation again, he reached out and grabbed the rubber band.

Then he pulled it back step by step.

Many people frowned. How painful could such a small rubber band be?

Snap!

As soon as Lin Shaowen let go, the rubber band hit Sha Zhu.

"Shh..."

A sharp whistle sounded throughout the courtyard.

Then Sha Zhu lay on the ground and rubbed his back against the ground frantically.

"Coward."

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu, who was twisting like a rat snake, with disdain on his face, and he still "called a son of a bitch". This is simply a turtle bastard.