Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"How do you play?" Captain Xing asked curiously.

Shazhu's eyes rolled, and he immediately had a bad idea.

"Captain Xing, just use a small rubber to flick it... People in our yard are afraid of pain, why don't you try it?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

Xu Damao also came up and said with a smile on his face, "Captain Xing, to be honest, everyone in our yard tried it, and no one could get Lao Lin's elbow. Why don't you show us an example..."

"Elbow?"

Captain Xing was slightly stunned, and couldn't help laughing, "Lao Lin, this is not because I am greedy for your elbow, it's really hard to refuse everyone's kindness..."

"Please..."

Lin Shaowen smiled and lit a cigarette.

"Come on."

Captain Xing stood in the middle of the yard.

"Captain Xing, you can't wear a cotton jacket." Liu Haizhong reminded.

"Then take it off..."

Captain Xing took off his coat very straightforwardly, leaving only an inner garment.

Sha Zhu immediately stepped forward and put the rubber on him, then pulled hard.

Captain Xing felt the pressure on his back and instantly had a bad premonition.

Snap!

"Fuck."

Captain Xing's legs softened, and he turned from a tough guy into a sister-in-law.

"It doesn't count if you shout."

Everyone shouted in unison.

"You..."

Captain Xing wanted to curse, but the pain in his back made him unable to straighten his back.

He couldn't help but touch his back with his hands behind his back, breathing heavily.

This guy...

Gu Huaiwei looked at Lin Shaowen with a face full of anger.

She has been here for more than half a year, and she has a certain understanding of Lin Shaowen.

This thing is probably what he brought to fool someone, but he didn't expect that Captain Xing would see it again.

After a long while.

Captain Xing finally recovered.

"Captain Xing, do you want to try again..." Sha Zhu encouraged.

"Fuck you."

Captain Xing cursed, "You are full of bad intentions..."

"Hey, how can that be possible."

Sha Zhu smiled, "We can't do it, that's because we are incompetent... You are different, you are a soldier, how can you compare with us."

"Get lost."

Captain Xing glared at him, and looked at the rubber rope in his hand with lingering fear, "Lao Lin, you are really lacking in virtue... Who can bear this thing?"

"That's not necessarily true."

After Lin Shaowen finished speaking, he immediately realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly said, "Although I can't bear it, I believe someone can bear it..."

"Hush."

The men in the whole yard looked at him with contempt.

"Lao Lin, give me one of this thing..." Captain Xing said fiercely.

"No, what are you going to do with it?" Lin Shaowen said in surprise.

"We recently caught a gang of thieves, but they refused to identify their accomplices..."

Captain Xing looked at the rubber rope in his hand and sneered, "I'll hit them every five minutes, I want to see how long they can take."

"Fuck."

Lin Shaowen exclaimed and said hurriedly, "This is unacceptable, what if they have a heart attack...then they will be dead in an instant."

"That makes sense."

Captain Xing's expression eased a little, "I'll go to the Union Hospital to ask a doctor to come over, in case they have a heart attack, so that they can be rescued in time..."

...

Almost all the people in the yard took a step back silently.

This guy can't commit crimes in the future, if he is arrested, he will be finished.

"Director Gu, why are you here..." Yi Zhonghai asked in confusion.

"Oh, right."

Gu Huaiwei said seriously, "It's almost the end of the year now, you must be prepared for fire prevention and theft prevention, and you must not be careless just because of the New Year."

"Don't worry, Director Gu, our yard has been so many years... There are almost no petty thefts." Yan Bugui said immediately, "And I am guarding the gate, let alone a person coming in, even a fly can't escape my eyes..."

"That's right."

Liu Haizhong nodded and said, "Except for the beast Yan Long, even a person like Lin Shaowen has never done such a thing..."

"Hey..."

Lin Shaowen said dissatisfiedly, "Second uncle, do you want to listen to what you are saying? Are you talking like a human being?"

"Lin Shaowen, don't be ungrateful, we are praising you." Yi Zhonghai laughed and scolded.

"Go to hell."

Lin Shaowen pouted and was about to go back, but was grabbed by Sha Zhu.

"Old Lin, this game is not over yet."

"Do you want to play?"

Lin Shaowen looked at the rubber band in Captain Xing's hand and said with a smile, "Okay... let's continue playing."

"Don't worry, we won't play with the rubber band anymore, let's play something else..." Sha Zhu said hurriedly.

"What the hell, I haven't even had dinner yet." Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes.

"Then let's play together after dinner?" Sha ZhuZhu looked at the elbow in his hand and said, "You took out the elbow... You are the leader, you can't play with us."

"Yes, yes, Lao Lin, you are the leader." Xu Damao also echoed.

"Lin Shaowen, it's okay for you to play with silly Zhu, but you can't play with the whole yard." Yi Zhonghai also chimed in.

There are too few entertainment activities nowadays.

In the evening, apart from sitting together and chatting, everyone has been neighbors for more than ten years, or even decades.

Almost all the topics that should be talked about have been talked about.

Finally, there is a fun thing, so everyone has to play together.

"Okay, let's play together after dinner."

Lin Shaowen was about to take the elbow home, but was held down by Liu Haizhong.

"Lin Shaowen, put the elbow in the yard..."

"No, it seems that you are going to eat me today?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "Okay, put the elbow in the yard, let's continue playing..."

"That's better."

Liu Haizhong originally wanted to take the elbow back, but seeing that Sha Zhu and others seemed to want to eat people, he had no choice but to put the elbow in the middle of the yard.

Lin Shaowen saw that Gu Huaiwei and Captain Xing had not left, and couldn't help but joked, "Are you done with the publicity?"

"You are the last yard." Captain Xing smiled.

"Have you eaten? Do you want to eat together?" Lin Shaowen said politely.

"That's great."

Before Captain Xing spoke, Gu Huaiwei agreed, "It just so happens that we are too lazy to go to the cafeteria to eat..."

"Old Xing, what do you think?" Lin Shaowen asked.

"Okay." Captain Xing chuckled, "It's a good time to see what tricks your yard will play later..." "Then let's go." Lin Shaowen led the two of them to the west wing yard. Zhang Xiaoyu and others saw this and did not come out from the wall, but went straight into the west wing yard from the main gate. An hour later. Lin Shaowen was listening to Captain Xing talking about his experience of arresting criminal gangs when someone knocked on the door. "Old Lin, it's time, come out quickly..." Sha Zhu's hoarse voice resounded throughout the west wing yard. "Well, they really want to take your elbow away." Captain Xing joked. "Then play with them..." Lin Shaowen shrugged indifferently.