Siheyuan: from Divorce

Siheyuan: Beginning with Divorce Author: Young Master Xu

The wheels of the times are rolling, and after crossing the road, Xu Damao first faces the general meeting of the hospital.

Choose to divorce Lou Xiaoe at the beginning, wake up the sign-in system!

Half-steel watches, Phoenix bicycles, pull-back shoes, big front doors... everything!

ps: Pure cool text, please ignore some logic.

Chapter 1

1965, winter.

Atrium, compound meeting.

With the door-to-door notice, the yard has long been crowded with people. In this era of scarce entertainment facilities, listening to gossip in a meeting is just enough to satisfy people's nature to join in the fun.

The first master Yi Zhonghai, the second master Liu Haizhong, and the third master Yan Bugui all carried chairs and sat in the middle of the compound, quite like leading cadres.

The uncle's voice was loud: "Everyone knows that Xu Damao and his wife fought. Let's see what happened to Lou Xiaoe."

"Why did the couple fight? It's because Xu Damao didn't return home at night and lost his pants!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter.

"Today we are not discussing the issue of the couple fighting, but discussing that Xu Damao has committed a serious style problem!"

In the uproar of discussion, Xu Damao looked a little dazed. One second he was still at the scene of the car accident, but the next second he passed through. Fortunately, he was Fei Lu's ten-year veteran bookworm, and he quickly calmed down.

Through the fusion of memories, he understood that he was in the beginning of the plot of "Love Full of Siheyuan". In front of him, the stick stole the chicken, and Xu Damao smashed He Yuzhu, who was in the top pot, for five yuan. Now this scene is He Yuzhu's revenge. Taking advantage of his drunken party with the leader last night, he secretly burned his underpants.

This time, let's go straight to death without proof, and scare the enemy.

Wanting to understand the cause and effect, Xu Damao knew in his heart that he and Shaozhu had not dealt with each other since childhood, but it was a pity that his predecessor was too cowardly, the pattern was too small, and he was hanged and beaten every time.

"Cough cough... Let me say a few words, Xu Damao! Someone reported that you have a problem with your style, and the evidence is that your pants are gone! Now I want everyone's opinions, whether to transfer Xu Damao to the factory security department!"

At this time, the second uncle Liu Haizhong began to find a sense of existence. As a seventh-level blacksmith in a rolling mill, his salary was not low, and he was an official fan.Usually enjoy the presence of the whole hospital meeting.

Xu Damao said disdainfully: "Who reported me? Wouldn't it be a fool?"

"Yes! It's me!"

He Yuzhu, with an expression like "That's right, Mr. Wei, I betrayed you again", jumped out of the crowd, and said vividly, "Neighbors, I know a little bit about this!"

"Last night, Comrade Xu Damao had to drink a pound and a half of white wine. After he was drunk, he couldn't hold himself back for a while. Outside the courtyard wall of this rolling mill, he was torn with a lesbian I didn't know. ...I'm embarrassed to say it later!"

Good guy, the storyteller under the flyover is not as wonderful as you.

"Woooooooo..."

The client Lou Xiaoe's eyes were red, and her heart was angry and sour. The two had been married for many years and had no children. She thought it was her own reason, so Xu Damao was a lot of trouble outside. When I got home, I opened one eye and closed the other.

All right now, the whole hospital has come to watch the fun, how will she be allowed to behave in the future?

"Justice! It must be brought to justice!"

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation. Among them, Qin Huairu was the most popular, and Xu Damao took five yuan from a foolish pillar in Tiankeng before, but it indirectly lowered their family's dietary conditions by a lot.

Yi Zhonghai was just right and said: "Then turn it over to the security department and deal with it seriously!"

Xu Damao frowned, if this was sent to the security office, it would really fall off his crotch. Even if he proves his innocence in the end, he will face social death. He is not the shameless guy from his predecessor, how can he see people with a bad reputation ?

Just as he was about to say something, the voice of heaven came from his mind!

"Please make a quick choice for the host!"

"Choice [-]: refuse to admit mistakes and be sent to the security office. Reward: a crystal forgiveness cap."

"Option [-]: bow to He Yuzhu and ask him to tell the truth to prove his innocence. Reward: a Rolls-Royce Phantom."

"Choose three: prove your innocence and divorce Lou Xiao'e. Reward: open the sign-in system!"

Even fools know how to choose, so let’s forgive the hat, let alone the Rolls-Royce Phantom in the 60s.

"I choose three!"

You don't need to prove your innocence. If you understand what kind of person Shaozhu is, you can easily handle it just like Qin Huairu. Even if you just let it flow and do nothing, you can pass the test smoothly today, but you have to add one more. put fire.

At the moment, he looked indifferent and looked at Lou Xiaoe with a little disdain.

That means: I am wrong, but I will not change it!

Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao's rude expression, and suddenly became angry. Originally, for the sake of the long-term relationship between husband and wife, as long as Xu Damao was soft, she would ask for mercy, let this matter be digested in the yard, and save people's lives. see jokes.

But now, this man must suffer!

Jesus couldn't stop it, I said!

"I agree to be brought to justice! And it will be dealt with severely!"

As soon as Lou Xiao'e opened her mouth, most of the people in the yard raised their hands to agree, "Agree!" "Agree!" "Agree!"

What the fuck? ? ?

He Yuzhu's face changed, and he only felt the urge to urinate. He didn't expect things to exceed his expectations. Why didn't Lou Xiaoe play cards according to the routine?

Now, I am afraid that the plan to simply scare Xu Damao will be transformed into a conspiracy to frame others' innocence and break up the family!

Just when he was about to say something, Xu Damao almost killed He Yuzhu when he opened his mouth.

"Humph! Lou Xiao'e, I didn't expect you to treat me like this after so many years of love!" Xu Damao said with a look of indignation, "It's just to protect the department, who was afraid? But before that, let's get a divorce!"