Siheyuan: from Divorce

"Unfortunately, this broken replica magic mirror can only be re-engraved on a single unit, otherwise there will be an infinite double, an exponential explosion or something, and I will be the richest man in the country in minutes."

Xu Damao thought a little bit ignorantly.

Not only the large yellow croaker needs to be re-engraved one by one, such as jelly beans, sesame seeds, peanuts, rice, eggs, etc., it is not suitable to use a magic mirror, otherwise it will be a waste of an hour.

So far, the best way to use it is to reproduce valuable items, such as pork belly that is just full 1x1 cubic meter, Baodao brand strong monosodium glutamate, large yellow croaker gold bars, single split wheels + frame and so on.

But don't underestimate the volume of this cube. One cubic meter of water weighs one ton. If you replace it with fat and thin pork belly, you can easily make tens of thousands of pounds of pork in one night.

A rolling mill that supplies tens of thousands of people every day is no problem at all!

Xu Damao now has enough confidence, so that everyone in the whole factory can't fault him for taking over the canteen! .

Chapter 16

On the first day of the new year, it was just dawn.

He Yuzhu was dragged out of the warm quilt by the three brothers and sisters of the stick, and a burst of cold air rushed to his face, making the silly column agitated.

The stove fire went out last night, and now it's colder in the house than outside, and only the quilt can give a trace of warmth.

"Why, don't let people sleep."

"Uncle idiot, didn't you say yesterday that you would ignore you on New Year's Eve and kill you on New Year's Day! We've all memorized the words, we'll just wait for you to lead the way!" Bang Terri cried.

Silly Zhu suddenly woke up and bounced on the spot: "Yes! Now that the New Year's Eve has passed, what three masters, Xu Damao, let's do a good calculation!"

He Yuzhu got up from the quilt with strong perseverance, put on his clothes against the bone-chilling cold, and followed behind him sneakily.

The first goal is to take a good look at the nemesis that made him lose face last night, and the third master has to stand aside.

I saw He Yuzhu took out a piece of iron from his pocket and opened the latch in front of the main door, only to find that the door was unlocked, which was better, just as I wanted.

Following his order, three little loaches burrowed in, tapped the bowl with chopsticks, and knelt on the ground and sang.

"Uncle Da Mao, Uncle Da Mao, the Chinese New Year is here! Give it a little luck and you will live together!"

"One is less, two is less, three and four are just right. If you don't give it, I don't want it, you won't be able to hold the doll!"

He Yuzhu, who was leaning against the window, smiled like a mouse that fell into the rice jar. He was secretly proud of himself, I am such a genius!

"Silly Zhu, what are you laughing at?" A voice suddenly sounded beside him.

"Let's go, buddy, I'm a whole person!"

"Who's up early in the morning?"

"Who else could it be, Xu Damao... eh??"

He Yuzhu laughed for a long time, and suddenly felt that the voice sounded familiar. When he looked back, he saw Xu Damao standing in front of him in his spare time, with heat rising from his forehead, as if he had just returned from the morning exercise.

"Why are you here?" Silly Zhu widened his eyes.

Xu Damao said calmly: "I have to ask you, why are you standing in front of my house early in the morning, oh yes, you seem to be cleaning our entire hospital for a month, why, help me clean the front of the house? "

He Yuzhu's face turned black when he mentioned this.

He felt depressed in his heart. Did he go out without reading the almanac in the past two days, how could he be unlucky one after another? He used to ride on Xu Damao's head and crush him in various ways, but he was played around by Xu Damao these two days.

At this time, the three little animals in the house also found that there was no one in the house, and rushed out, looked at Xu Damao, and looked at the silly pillar, not knowing what to do for a while.

He Yuzhu hurriedly winked at Bang Terri, Bang Terri immediately understood, pulled his two sisters to kowtow, and was about to sing the lyrics by tapping on the tableware and chopsticks, when Xu Damao lightly interrupted: "No need to sing, I'm an uncle, it's the beginning of the new year. Not a single point can be expressed.”

So good?

Bang Terri is happy, and silly Zhu has a look of pride on his face. He said in his heart, Xu Damao is letting you act like a ghost, and he has to drink my foot-washing water to see that you don't lose three or four dollars.

"However, our Siheyuan focuses on new people, new things and new looks. I also have to ask the children for advice, right, stick, do you brothers and sisters want New Year's money, or big white rabbit toffee?" Xu Damao asked democratically, while He took out a handful of white rabbit toffee from his arms.

Almost at the same time, Bangjie, Xiaodang, and Huaihua gulped, staring at the toffee in Xu Damao's hand, their eyes fixed.

"Xiaodang wants toffee!"

"Sugar! Sophora japonica has never eaten toffee in her life!"

Xiaodang Huaihua shouted on the spot, and the stick struggled for a while, and finally reason prevailed: "I want money..."

"The minority obeys the majority! That's toffee!" Xu Damao ignored the weak right to speak.

He Yuzhu slammed aside: "Silly boy! Of course, money is important. If you have money, you can buy candy and gun battles..."

Xu Damao glanced at him: "You either shut up, or you kneel down and kowtow to me, it's your vote."

He Yuzhu closed his mouth wisely, feeling aggrieved in his heart, how could he feel that Xu Damao had become smarter, as if he had seen through his own thoughts.

In the end, Xiaodang and Huaihua defeated Bangjie with a two-to-one advantage.

The three children had expectant eyes on their faces, but they saw Xu Damao put away the handful of big white rabbit toffee without hesitation, and only took one out of it. bowl.

The solitary toffee made a crisp sound in the empty bowl, like a beggar begging for a penny under the overpass.

"Just one?!" He Yuzhu widened his eyes.

"Otherwise? I didn't say how much," Xu Damao said confidently, laughed, and rode his bicycle out of the courtyard proudly, leaving behind He Yuzhu and the three little ones who looked at each other in dismay.

"Your Uncle Mao is going out now, don't give it away!"

Once there was such a difficult question, how could the circus keepers reasonably distribute four apples to five monkeys without causing their dissatisfaction and leading to strikes?