Siheyuan: I raise little ghosts, don’t mess with me

Chapter 59: Stealing Pee [Subscription].

In the middle of the night, the stick terrier was awakened by a urge to urinate.

He got up and saw that Jia Zhangshi was sleeping like a dead pig, so he had to get up and get dressed himself and tiptoe out of the house.

As soon as he went out, he saw a dark shadow squatting there at the base of the wall, sneakily turning his back to him and not knowing what he was doing.

So, the stick terrier secretly picked up the broom in front of his house and tiptoed over.

“Hey, catch the thief!”

I saw the stick terrier pick up the broom and shoot towards the black shadow.

“Ahhh!”

It was Xu Damao’s voice, and he was already preoccupied with scooping urine into the cup!

The stick terrier went up and gave him a big move, and Xu Damao was directly beaten and sat on the ground, and the urine in his hand was also spilled on himself.

“What are you doing, why are you hitting me!”

Xu Damao said angrily.

“Xu Damao, what are you doing squatting on the ground in the middle of the night?”

The stick terrier said righteously.

Then he saw the cup that had fallen to the side, and there was half a glass of liquid in it.

The stick terrier picked up the cup curiously, and 320 smelled a strange smell, and there were a few dates inside.

“This is urine? Are you stealing my urine? ”

The stick terrier sniffed the cup again before suddenly realizing.

Xu Damao quickly stood up and covered the mouth of the stick terrier and said, “Oh, you be quiet!” ”

But at this time, the people in the yard had long been awakened by the shouts of the stick terrier just now.

The first to wake up was Yi Zhonghai, who heard someone shouting to catch the thief, and the whole person immediately jumped up from the bed.

“What, catch the thief? Our compound is in the thief! ”

Yi Zhonghai, as the master of the courtyard, is always responsible for the affairs of the courtyard, and of course, the safety issue is not trivial in his opinion.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly came to the courtyard and saw that Xu Damao was about to hit the stick terrier.

“Xu Damao, you stop, what are you going to do?”

Yi Zhonghai scolded.

At this time, he just snatched the cup from the stick terrier, and then put his hand behind his back.

“Xu Damao, what are you hiding behind your back?”

Yi Zhonghai saw at a glance that Xu Damao hid something behind him.

“There’s nothing behind me, Uncle One!”

Xu Damao was a thief with a false heart.

And the stick terrier immediately broke free from Xu Damao’s control, and angrily pointed at him and said to Yi Zhonghai: “Uncle One, Xu Damao secretly drinks urine!” ”

“What? Drinking urine? ”

Yi Zhonghai was also shocked.

“Ah! No, I didn’t……..”

Xu Damao wanted to continue to cover up.

At this time, Silly Zhu, Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu, He Yushui, Liu Hai and others all came out.

Lin Yi also got dressed and added some briquettes to the heating stove and ran out.

Xu Damao faced everyone’s onlookers, feeling really a little panicked.

At this moment, the stick terrier suddenly snatched the cup from his hand and handed it directly to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai took the cup and sniffed it, and immediately smelled an unpleasant smell.

“Hmm! It’s really peeing! ”

Yi Zhonghai said with a frown.

Then the stick terrier lured Xu Damao with candy during the day to pee into the graphite tray, and the pee thing was also said again, and everyone was shocked.

“Xu Damao got up in the middle of the night to steal urine and drink?”

“What? It’s really pee! ”

“Xu Damao is really disgusting!”

“It seems that Xu Damao is playing more and more!”

……

“No, it’s not what you think, I didn’t drink urine, don’t listen to the stick terrier!”

Xu Damao quickly explained,

“Xu Damao, the evidence has been conclusive, what else do you have to quibble?”

At this time, the stupid pillar stood up and scolded.

“Xu Damao you want to drink urine, what I have is, I can release it to you now, why bother to cheat the urine of the stick terrier?”

Silly Zhu said with a bad smile.

“I’m special, silly pillar, shut up, you know what. The urine of the stick terrier is called boy urine, I have been having nightmares every day recently, and I heard that eating dates with boy urine can be cured! ”

In order not to let everyone misunderstand him more and more, Xu Damao had to say truthfully.

“Xu Damao, you are not a thousand people, you will have nightmares every day if you lose more than a thousand things, even if you drink a large tank of boy urine, it is useless!”

Silly Pillar immediately retorted.

Lin Yi silently calculated the time, there were still three days left before the time when the nightmare talisman expired, and looking at Xu Damao’s languishing appearance, he felt a burst of addiction in his heart.

“Xu Damao, don’t talk nonsense, what does this nightmare have to do with drinking boy urine, you are a feudal superstition to be criticized, fight!”

Uncle Yi Zhonghai also said sternly.

“Yes, Xu Damao, you are openly engaged in feudal superstitious activities, and you should let the factory security department come and arrest you.”

Jia Dongxu said that he thought that his colleagues in the factory knew that Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai were learning foreign languages in the cellar, and it was Xu Damao’s big mouth that let it out, so he hated Xu Damao.

“Oh, no, if he wants to drink boy urine, you have to meet the needs of others.”

The third uncle Yan Fugui smiled, and quickly said in the circle: “My family Yan Xie, put, Yan Xie Mine has it, I will let them get you a cup every day, to ensure that the management is enough!” You just give a dime or two! ”

The third uncle is really thinking about how to calculate the money in other people’s pockets all the time.

“That’s it, Xu Damao, if you want to drink urine, tell me, my family Liu Guangtian also has it!” Gratis! ”

Liu Haizhong also said.

Xu Damao really wanted to cry without tears, didn’t he try the home remedies to see if it worked, why so many people objected, but also to see his jokes, where can they feel the pain of their little bugs being dominated by scalpels in their dreams every night.

Just because Xu Damao drank urine and arrested him as a feudal remnant, it would not be, but for a while everyone regarded him as the object of ridicule.

“Okay, everyone stop laughing at him, Xu Damao, don’t drink any boy urine, I advise you to go to a regular hospital to take a look!”

Yi Zhonghai said.

Xu Damao had to nod helplessly, took his cup and went back sadly, and everyone went home separately under Yi Zhonghai’s urging.

Since then, Xu Damao’s reputation for secretly drinking urine in the middle of the night has been legendary on the street.