Siheyuan: I, Silly Zhu, Start with Divine Medical Skills

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　　He Yuzhu quickly waved his hand: "I just asked you to know what is written in the household registration book."

　　Ran Qiuye snapped his fingers and said, "Name, birthday, address, education, nationality..."

　　He Yuzhu: "Where is the emperor's home address?"

　　Ran Qiuye: "The Imperial Palace?"

　　He Yuzhu: "Yes, Puyi directly reported his home address as the Forbidden City, and the staff with the registered permanent residence were all confused."

　　Ran Qiuye laughed: "Then what is his education?"

　　He Yuzhu: "Puyi's educational background has also become a problem, because he has never been to school since he was a child, but he has been guided by many famous teachers. For example, Lu Runwei was the champion in the thirteenth year of Tongzhi, and Johnston was a foreign language teacher at Oxford University."

　　Ran Qiuye: "Wow! Isn't he very powerful then?"

　　He Yuzhu: "Yes, he can speak English, Russian and French. He can easily communicate with foreigners in English. In the International Military Tribunal, when Puyi was interrogated and acted as a witness, he used English the whole time."

　　In the [-]s and [-]s, there was a huge shortage of translators. The salary for translators started in the hundreds, and there was a huge demand for translation of foreign language materials. Every translator was a bun in the department.

　　Ran Qiuye: "Then it's no problem for him to be a translator!"

　　He Yuzhu: "Yes, according to his level, it is not an exaggeration to say that he can be a foreign language professor, especially since he can not only speak but also write, he can not only write Chinese, English and Manchu, but also write books. , the title of the book seems to be "My First Half of Life", and the writing skills are very good."

　　Ran Qiuye: "Ah? How do you know? Have you read his book?"

　　He Yuzhu was at a loss for words. He couldn't say that he had not seen it, but he knew Puyi's story, right?

　　He Yuzhu had no choice but to wave his hand and said, "No, no, it's just that my ancestors were imperial chefs, and I still know a lot about the affairs of the palace."

　　Ran Qiuye's face was full of excitement: "Your ancestor was a royal chef? Then your cooking must be delicious?"

　　He Yuzhu said humbly and politely: "I know a little bit. Next time I have the opportunity, I will let you taste my craftsmanship."

　　But Ran Qiuye kept this matter in her heart, she didn't want to just let this question go:

　　"What is the emperor's education?"

　　He Yuzhu: "Haha, at the beginning, when the staff heard that the emperor's educational level was so great, they wrote a high school. But in high school, he was a high-level intellectual, so he couldn't justify a war criminal and a previous emperor with such a high degree of education. , so I suggested that he change the high school to a junior high school, so the high school education in the household registration book was crossed out, and it became a junior high school directly."

　　Ran Qiuye: "How do you know so clearly?"

　　He Yuzhu: "Hey, I heard about it when I talked about the mountains with others!"

　　Ran Qiuye was a little convinced. After all, in Sijiu City, it was common to have one or two well-informed friends.

　　Ran Qiuye: "Then what's your education?"

　　Ran Qiuye directly asked He Yuzhu the core question.

　　He Yuzhu felt that there was nothing to hide, and said directly:

　　"I'm not graduating from elementary school. I've been studying with some old gentlemen for a few days."

　　Ran Qiuye: "Is there an old gentleman who will teach you to play the accordion and the piano?"

　　Hey, beauty, it's boring for you to keep asking like this?

　　He Yuzhu had to move out the story of the last emperor:

　　"Then do you know how the emperor and the old gentleman studied?"

　　Ran Qiuye tilted his head and asked, "How did you learn?"

　　He Yuzhu: "The emperor would get up at five o'clock every morning to study. In addition to the Four Books and Five Classics, he had to learn mathematics, geography, history, foreign languages, and various experiences in governing the country. He was very busy!"

　　Ran Qiuye: "So you study so hard?"

　　He Yuzhu immediately raised his finger: "Shh! Don't talk nonsense, what are you and us, I'm not an emperor, nor a scholar, I'm just an ordinary cook!"

　　If Ran Qiuye spreads the word that he is with the emperor, he will be knocked down!

　　Ran Qiuye looked up and down He Yuzhu: "Ordinary cooks can wear such good clothes and play the piano?"

　　Hey, you are just holding on to the fact that I can play the piano, right?

　　He Yuzhu had no choice but to continue: "The emperor can also play tennis, take pictures, and identify antiques! I'm just a hobby, I like to study."

　　Speaking of Puyi's ability to identify antiques, in fact, it is not the knowledge of identifying antiques, but the feeling.

　　According to rumors, Wang Guowei spent a lot of money to buy a jade pot from his in-law Luo Zhenyu, and asked Puyi to appreciate it.

　　Luo Zhenyu, who is in the antique business, relies on the identification and imitation of fake cultural relics to make money.

　　Pu Yi touched the jade pot and said it was fake.

　　Wang Guowei is dissatisfied, can you tell me why?Puyi shook his head directly.

　　Wang Guowei continued to disagree, and then took out a few antiques that Luo Zhenyu sold him. Puyi also said that they were all fake.

　　Wang Guowei was very depressed and asked him to explain the reason.

　　Pu Yi had to say: "I can't tell why, anyway, it's different from what I saw in the palace when I was a child."

　　Wang Guowei took these antiques to experts for appraisal, and it turned out that these antiques were all fake.

　　After all, what Puyi touches are real things. Fake antiques don't have that kind of feeling and the heaviness of history. When you touch them, you will find that they feel different.

　　Ran Qiuye is very smart: "Then you are here this time, do you want a diploma?"

　　He Yuzhu: "It's so smart, because I don't have a primary school diploma and can't get a wife, so I want to get a junior high school diploma, so as not to be a bachelor!"

　　Ran Qiuye looked at the humorous, handsome and versatile He Yuzhu. Hearing his blatant self-deprecating remarks, his face immediately flushed red:

　　"I don't believe it! You just grab an accordion and play it, and there are so many girls around wanting to meet you, how can you not find a wife?"

　　He Yuzhu: "The accordion is too expensive, I can't afford it!"

　　I believe in you, the watch on your hand is enough to buy an accordion.

　　Ran Qiuye: "Just kidding, a dishonest person like you might be a spy!"

　　He Yuzhu: "Hey, hey, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. My ancestors were farm laborers for three generations, and their net worth is innocent. I just want to find a girl with culture and connotation, preferably a little bit of music, as a daughter-in-law. That's it!"

　　This sentence directly made Ran Qiuye's heart rumble. This girl who has culture and connotation and can understand music doesn't mean me, right?

Chapter 192 Amusing Ran Qiuye, the female college student thought of this, and Ran Qiuye lowered his head shyly.

　　He Yuzhu didn't understand why this little beauty suddenly blushed and bowed her head. Did she say something wrong?

　　He Yuzhu: "So what, Comrade Ran Qiuye, what education do you have?"

　　"Ah!" Ran Qiuye didn't know how to answer. Did he say that he was a college student or an undergraduate?

　　He Yuzhu knew that Ran Qiuye was a college student, and asked her just to tease her:

　　"Let me guess, um, you graduated from college, right?"

　　"Ah! How do you know?"

　　"Because I can count!"

　　"I do not believe!"

　　"If you don't believe me, I'll take a guess! You're a teacher, right?"

　　"I'm not!"

　　"If you lie, your nose will grow longer!"

　　"Liar, I wish I had a longer nose!"

　　"Look at you, your nose has grown longer! He also said you didn't lie!"

　　Ran Qiuye quickly touched his nose with his hand, and when he found out that he had been fooled, he was so angry that he turned around and ignored He Yuzhu.

　　He Yuzhu knows the truth of closing when it's good:

　　"Okay, okay, Mr. Ran, don't be angry, it's not pretty when you're angry!"

　　"People are not pretty!" Ran Qiuye said ironically with pride.

　　"Oh, since you said you're not pretty anymore, you can't be angry anymore!"

　　"why?"

　　"If you don't get angry, you will be beautiful!"

　　"Just your poor mouth, say, how many girls have you coaxed?"

　　"Is this checking my account book? Would you like me to show you the account book?"

　　"Why do I want your account book?"

　　"The account book has a big role!"

　　"What does it do?"

　　"Register!"