Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

"Next, I will invite the most senior master in the hospital to preside over this meeting. The second uncle stood next to the first uncle and said to everyone.

He Yuzhu looked at Yi Zhonghai coldly, seemingly without desire, but in fact he was biased.

However, in the plot of the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, always presides over the justice of the courtyard with a fair and upright image, which seems to be fair and just, but it is mixed with personal thoughts.

After all, he has no children and no daughters, and he has always wanted the stupid pillar in the plot to give him a pension.

For this purpose, I completely forgot that the stupid pillar in the plot gave birth to a son with Lou Xiao'e, and forgot the personal emotions of the stupid pillar.

Sometimes, the judgment of things is also biased.

On the issue of the relationship between Silly Zhu and Lou Xiao'e, Uncle Yi still stood on Qin Huairu's side on the premise of maintaining the stability of the courtyard, without any consideration for Silly Zhu's personal feelings.

Therefore, Sun Chi, who has now become He Yuzhu, does not have a good impression of Uncle Yi.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai looked at Silly Zhu seriously, and said sternly: "Silly Zhu, tell me the truth, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken

?" "Uncle Yi, you also suspect that I stole my chicken."

"You know, I'm a cook, what do I want to eat, why do I want to steal a chicken?"

He Yuzhu was not afraid at all, and looked at Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, and said.

"Silly pillar, don't quibble, since you said that you didn't steal the chicken. "

Then how did your chickens come from?" Xu Damao said angrily pointing at He Yuzhu.

"I didn't already say it, I bought it myself. He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao and said.

The second uncle looked at the stupid pillar with small eyes in his bangs, and said, "Where did you buy your chicken?"

"Nonsense, of course my chicken was bought in the vegetable market, so it can't be bought at your house, right?" He Yuzhu directly slapped the second uncle's bangs.

The third master, Yan Bugui, couldn't look at it, looked at the stupid pillar and asked, "Which vegetable market did you buy it?"

"Is it Dongdan Vegetable Market, or Chaoyang Vegetable Market?"

"Of course it's Chaoyang Vegetable Market, if you don't believe it, you can go find someone to ask." He Yuzhu said without fear.

"Silly pillar, stupid pillar, this is not right, from us to Chaoyang vegetable market, you just take the bus, and the fastest round trip takes 40 minutes, but you say that this chicken was bought in Chaoyang vegetable market, you are idle. The third master, Yan Bugui, pointed at He Yuzhu and said.

"I bought a chicken to eat, and I was framed by you, I am a cook, I can buy it wherever I want, I can't ask for leave to go out and buy it. He Yuzhu glanced at the three great masters Yan Bugui and said.

In the courtyard, there are three great masters Yan Bugui, if you talk about who is a typical example of selfishness in the play, the three great masters Yan Bugui is definitely second to none.

The selfish behavior of the three masters is the purest selfish behavior.

The three masters always maintain a sensitive psychology for financial issues, and whether it is family members or outsiders, he holds the standard of treating everyone equally to make his own small calculations.

Even if the family wants to use a bicycle and other trivial things, he will weigh the pros and cons, and the final result is often his own benefit, in front of relatives only talk about interests and not feelings, this kind of Grande selfishness can be described as both pure and ruthless.

The third master, Yan Bugui, although selfish, is a very kind person.

"Maybe there is another possibility, the chicken in this pot is not Xu Damao's family at all. The second uncle looked at everyone in his bangs and said again.

Everyone present was about to be confused, whether this chicken was stolen by a stupid pillar or not, they were all confused.

"Everyone should know that Silly Zhu is the cook in the canteen of our third rolling mill and factory, maybe this chicken is Silly Zhu, who got it back from the factory. The second uncle said to everyone in his bangs.

"Second uncle, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, do you know what kind of crime it is to take a chicken from the factory canteen?" He Yuzhu retorted.

In the bangs of the second uncle, he actually dug a pit for himself and wanted to jump down, but there was no way.

"If I take a chicken from the cafeteria, then I will have to hold a criticism meeting in the whole hall, I'm not stupid, I don't want that bite, I'm a chef, can I lack that bite?" He Yuzhu stood up and said indignantly to everyone.

Everyone nodded at the same time, and agreed with Silly Zhu's words, after all, people are chefs, can they lack a mouthful of meat?"

"Silly Zhu, you hide it from everyone, you can't hide it from me, you have a lunch box in your net pocket every day after work, what is in that lunch box?"

"Three masters, what is in my lunch box doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, right?"

"Now it's about chickens. He Yuzhu rolled his eyes and said.

"Don't mess around, silly pillar, how did this chicken come about, you know it in your heart, as long as you explain it to everyone, or you can prove that you bought this chicken and didn't steal it, I believe that everyone will not wronged you." Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, looked at everyone and said when he saw that everyone was about to make a fuss.

"I told you, I bought the chickens, not stole them.

"I also believe that the chicken is definitely stolen by someone, and the person who steals it will definitely eat the chicken, as long as the chicken is eaten, there is absolutely oil on the mouth, and if you don't believe it, the whole hospital will check it." He Yuzhu glanced at everyone and said.

Qin Huairu's eyes changed for a moment, and then she was very nervous in her heart, for fear that her child's stealing of chicken would be exposed.

Mrs. Jia's face also changed, and she looked at the stupid pillar with complaining eyes.

It seems that his daughter-in-law didn't get it, this hateful stupid pillar.

"Silly Zhu, I'll give you another chance, one last chance, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?" Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, said solemnly to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu glanced at Qin Huairu, and knew that Qin Huairu pleaded with his eyes to help his son stick and bear the charge of stealing chickens.

I really think I'm the original stupid pillar.

"Uncle Yi, I dare to do it, I have never stolen chickens, if you don't believe it, the whole hospital will be inspected, men, women and children will all be checked, and no one will be spared. He Yuzhu said righteously.

Immediately, everyone agreed.

Mrs. Jia disagreed, stood up and said, "Silly Zhu, just admit it, you stole the chicken, and there is no one else but you." "

Fuck you, which eye did you see me stealing?" He Yuzhu angrily scolded Mrs. Jia.

Mrs. Jia was taken aback, it was the first time she saw such a fierce stupid pillar.

"Silly Zhu, she is an elder after all. "The second uncle saw the stupid pillar in his bangs, and he treated Mrs. Jia like this, no matter how you say it, she is an elder.

"Elder, she is also worthy. He Yuzhu roared angrily.

"Some people can't educate their children well and want others to take the cylinder, and they don't know if it's the child's problem or the parent's problem. He Yuzhu said suddenly.

"You are not allowed to speak of my grandmother like that. Suddenly

, a small voice rang out.

Xiaodang ran out, came to his grandmother, and said fiercely to the stupid pillar.

Mrs. Jia, Qin Huairu, watched her child come out and felt bad in her heart.

Stealing chickens should never be known to others.

When He Yuzhu saw Xiaodang, he ran out and knew that the truth about stealing chickens was about to be revealed.

"Xiaodang, is it delicious to call it a flower chicken?" He Yuzhu said suddenly.

"Delicious. Xiaodang said suddenly.

Immediately, Mrs. Jia covered her granddaughter's mouth.

There was a bang.

When the courtyard heard Xiaodang's words, they exchanged heads and discussed it.

The chicken must have been stolen by Qin Huairu's son Stick Terrier and made into a flower chicken to eat.

"Okay!"

"Qin Huairu, you don't manage your children well, you actually stole my chicken and made it called flower chicken, I am reluctant to eat it." Xu Damao came to Qin Huairu and roared.

He Yuzhu looked at the good show in front of him, and it was about to start.

"My kid is talking nonsense. Qin Huairu glanced at He Yuzhu pleadingly, hoping that he could help him.

But He Yuzhu, when he looked at the sky, he didn't see it.

Qin Huairu's anxious tears were about to come out.

Originally, the conditions at home were not good.

It's going to be harder in the future.

"Okay, now that the matter has been revealed, then Qin Huairu should return the chicken's money to Xu Damao, and the matter is over. Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, said to Qin Huairu.

Then he looked at the stupid pillar with guilt in his eyes, and he almost wronged him.

The second uncle is in the bangs, and the third uncle Yan Bu is expensive, and his face is not good-looking at the same time.

I almost wronged the stupid pillar, this thing is whole.

"Did you see it?"

"I didn't steal the chicken, Xu Damao is framing me and wants to give me an explanation." He Yuzhu pointed to Xu Damao's nose and said.

Xu Damao was anxious, he actually wronged this opponent.

Things are not easy to do, and they are difficult.

"The chicken my child eats is not necessarily from Xu Damao's family. Qin Huairu said with little confidence.

"That's right, my child eats flower chicken, and it is definitely not Xu Damao's. Mrs. Jia was still quibbling.

"Xiaodang, who made it called Flower Chicken. The second uncle came to Mrs. Jia's side with bangs, and directly pulled Xiaodang over and asked.

Xiaodang was so frightened that he cried.

Woooooooo

"It's my brother who made it called Flower Chicken, I don't know where it came from, woo woo woo woo ......" Xiao Dang cried with a handful of snot and tears.

Xu Damao angrily ran towards Qin Huairu's house and pulled out the stick terrier.

"Xu Damao, let me go, I didn't steal the chicken, don't wronged me. "

The chicken was stolen by a stupid pillar, I saw him cooking chicken soup at home and eating it, it's not me, let me go quickly." "The terrier struggled desperately.

But he was only a child.

couldn't break free from Xu Damao at all.

Xu Damao dragged the hazel stalk into the crowd.

"Terrier, did you steal the chicken?"

"If you don't tell the truth, I'll send you to jail in the Security Section." Xu Damao looked at the hazel terrier fiercely.

The stick terrier was so frightened that he cried out and came to his mother's side, trembling with fear.

"Xu Damao, isn't it just a chicken?"

"Let's admit it, you can say how much it is." Qin Huairu shed tears, and she also complained very much in her heart that she was stupid and didn't help herself or her children.

I want to introduce him to someone, no way.

"5 bucks. Xu Damao stretched out his five fingers.

Then he said to the stupid pillar: "You don't even count if you kick me."

"Xu Damao, I see that you have itchy skin. He Yuzhu rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was startled and took a few steps back.

"Stop, silly pillar, do you really want to enter the security department?" Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, yelled sternly.

When He Yuzhu heard the words of the first uncle, he did not hit Xu Damao.

"5 pieces, 5 pieces is too much, but it's just a chicken. Qin Huairu was dumbfounded when she heard 5 pieces, it was really too much.

"5 is a small amount, but our family is an old hen, and I am still waiting for her to lay eggs.

"Let's count it as seven eggs in ten days, and I'm going to raise it for a year, and when my daughter-in-law gets pregnant, I'll be confined." Xu Damao said righteously.

"Xu Damao, do you want to be ashamed?"

"As long as your daughter-in-law is still confined, don't be ashamed."

"How long have you been married, and you don't even lay an egg.

"I doubt your daughter-in-law will lay eggs. He Yuzhu said mockingly.

Bang la blah.

The neighbors laughed.

all laughed, Xu Damao, after being married for so many years, his wife still doesn't lay eggs.

It's a.

"Silly pillar, you're a bastard. Lou Xiao'e exploded and shouted angrily at the stupid pillar.

"Don't mention the eggs, they're getting sad. He Yuzhu continued to say mockingly.

"One, two, three, you all heard, right?"

"This is a personal attack. Xu Damao almost exploded in his lungs, pointed at the stupid pillar, and shouted.

"Xu Damao, you can live in peace, take the 5 yuan compensated by Qin Huairu, go back quickly, don't be scared. The third master, Yan Bugui, really couldn't look at it, and said to Xu Damao.

It's ridiculous that a chicken thing is so far.

"Five yuan is really too much, that's a month's ration for our family. Qin Huairu was really unwilling to give Xu Damao 5 yuan.

"We really can't stand 5 yuan, if it's less, it's better to give Xu Damao two yuan, we really can't take out more. Qin Huairu said to everyone aggrievedly.

"5 yuan is enough for a month's ration for your whole family, you can ask Silly Zhu, borrow 5 yuan, Silly Zhu's monthly salary is 37 yuan 5, and you will pay him back when you have money." The second uncle continued to say his cool words in the bangs.

Qin Huairu looked at He Yuzhu aggrievedly, hoping that he could borrow 5 yuan from himself.

Solve your own problems.

Otherwise, Xu Damao would really send his child to the security department to be imprisoned.

When the time comes, it will be difficult to come out and marry a daughter-in-law.

Qin Huairu was so anxious that she was about to cry.

"Second uncle, you don't have a pain in your back when you stand and talk, my salary has already been given to my sister, and I only have 5 cents on me now. He Yuzhu said speechlessly.

When Qin Huairu heard Silly Zhu's words, he knew that there was no hope.

I can only find a way to keep my son first.

"Lou Xiao'e, I'll give you three yuan first, and I'll pay you back the rest slowly, don't send my son to the security department, okay?" Qin Huairu's eyes were red, and she almost knelt down directly.

When Lou Xiao'e saw Qin Huairu, she was forced to look like this, and she couldn't bear it.

"Just give me three dollars. Lou Xiao'e's kindness in her heart doesn't want to persecute Qin Huairu anymore, after all, it is not easy for a woman to support a family.

"Lou Xiao'e, you're crazy, that's our old hen. Xu Damao looked at his stupid mother-in-law and said.

Qin Huairu glanced at Lou Xiao'e very gratefully, and took out the three yuan on her body.

"Now that the matter is settled, everyone will disperse, and we will be busy tomorrow. Yi Zhonghai said to everyone, and then everyone scattered.

He Yuzhu glanced at Qin Huairu, Xu Damao, and Lou Xiao'e.

It's still a long time to play slowly.

It's going to be interesting.

"Silly Zhu, are you so ruthless? Qin Huairu suddenly shouted at the stupid pillar, very incomprehensible.

He Yuzhu stopped and said, "I only have 5 cents on me, and the rest of the money is used by my sister, I'm very sorry." "