Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

But there were too many people, all piled together, Zhao Xiyan didn't know who was in trouble for a while, so he had to go over.

It doesn't matter if you don't look, but he was immediately happy when he saw it.

Liu Haizhong, Yi Zhonghai, and Yan Bugui were all covered with poop, and they were lying on the ground dying, as if they were going to die at any time.

Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu next to them were the same, holding their stomachs and retching constantly, and it seemed that they had eaten a lot.

But.

There was a smaller figure next to Jia Dongxu, who was now wrapped in poop. Zhao Xiyan looked at it for a long time but didn't recognize who it was.

"Director Zhang, this situation is too bad." Liu Guangqi said angrily, "Zhao Xiyan, that beast, actually sawed off the toilet board, isn't this going to kill people?"

"Xiao Zhao, is Xiao Zhao here..."

Captain Chen shouted at the top of his voice.

"Here it is."

Zhao Xiyan shouted hurriedly, but took two steps back and stood next to Xu Damao.

"You beast, you dare to come?"

Shazhu raised his hand and pinched something.

He threw it hard.

Zhao Xiyan, who was prepared, immediately lowered his head and dodged.

Bang!

The unknown object hit Xu Damao's face hard and then spread out.

"Ah..."

Xu Damao screamed in panic, took two steps back, and fell on his back.

Liu Guangfu, who was on the side, was about to talk to Liu Guangtian, when suddenly something flew into his mouth. He closed his mouth subconsciously, and immediately felt something was wrong, and hurriedly retched twice.

"Huh."

Zhao Xiyan took two steps back in disgust.

This move successfully stimulated Liu Guangfu.

"Shazhu, I fuck your mother..."

Liu Guangfu roared and immediately pounced on him.

He grabbed Shazhu and kicked him hard.

"Ouch, murder."

Shazhu didn't know if he had no strength left, and didn't get up at all, just holding his head and wailing.

"Enough."

Director Zhang yelled, scaring Qin Huairu and Lou Xiao'e who were sneaking in to see the anger.

Liu Guangfu was still not satisfied, so he kicked Shazhu again and ran back to the backyard to rinse his mouth.

Xu Damao was still lying on his back with his eyes wide open.

Zhao Xiyan glanced and saw a teardrop sliding down from the corner of his eye.

It seems that Brother Damao is really sad.

"What are you all standing there for? Why don't you fetch water for you men to wash?" Director Zhang shouted to the stunned aunt and others.

"Hey."

Everyone woke up as if from a dream, and hurriedly began to wash Yi Zhonghai and others.

Zhao Xiyan took Qin Huairu and Lou Xiao'e and retreated to the southwest corner.

At first, the two did not understand what it meant, but when a bucket of water rushed towards Yi Zhonghai, the "juice" on his body immediately scattered.

Yan Jiecheng, who was standing by, was splashed in the face and ran away screaming.

Zhao Xiyan leaned against Qin Huairu, and Lou Xiaoe also leaned against Qin Huairu, sitting under the eaves and drowsy.

I don't know how long it took.

Zhao Xiyan was picked up.

"Boy, the uncle in your yard is like this, and you can still sleep?" Captain Chen cursed with a smile, handed him a cigarette, and lowered his voice, "You go over and quibble..."

"Huh?"

Zhao Xiyan's eyes widened.

Puff!

Qin Huairu and Lou Xiaoe laughed coquettishly.

"No, I said you go over and explain quickly, they all suspect you did it." Captain Chen said embarrassedly.

"That's better."

Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes at him and walked to the courtyard.

This group of people can work well, even washing the floor.

The three uncles have changed their clothes, sat on the stool with pale faces, and stared at Zhao Xiyan.

Jia Dongxu even supported Jia Zhang, who was only half dead, and walked over, as if he wanted to swallow Zhao Xiyan.

"Ahem..."

Director Zhang cleared his throat and said seriously, "Everyone, there is a heinous incident in your yard. Someone actually sawed off all the toilet boards, causing Yi Zhonghai and others to fall into the toilet and almost drown in the pit."

Puff!

Zhao Xiyan burst into laughter.

His laughter immediately made everyone laugh.

"Zhao Xiyan, you still have the nerve to laugh?" Liu Haizhong shouted angrily, "You must have sawed off the wooden boards in the toilet..."

Swish!

Everyone looked at Zhao Xiyan.

They were also sure that it was this guy, after all, Zhao Xiyan's reaction to the glass being smashed at night was too abnormal.

"Second uncle, if you say so, I still suspect that the three of you want to jump in and swim." Zhao Xiyan pouted.

Puff!

Director Zhang and Captain Chen were amused.

This kid is really a little bastard, he can even say such words.

"Zhao Xiyan, don't be so arrogant."

YiZhonghai gritted his teeth and said, "The glass of your house was smashed by someone outside, and you took your anger out on the people in the yard. Are you still a human being? Fortunately, it was Jia Zhang who went to the toilet. If it was the old lady, you would have to pay with your life."

As soon as he said this, Director Zhang and Captain Chen immediately became serious.

The two were about to speak when suddenly there was a scream from the backyard.

"Oh, who the hell put a log at the door of my house?"

"Old lady?"

Auntie immediately rushed to the backyard.

Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai also wanted to go and see, but they were powerless, after all, they almost drowned just now.

After a while.

Auntie came with the deaf old lady on her back.

"Director Zhang, you have to make a decision for me." The deaf old lady cried, "I don't know which bastard put a rolling log at the door of my house, and I almost fell to death..."

"Huh?"

Director Zhang and Captain Chen looked at Zhao Xiyan at the same time.

If they were just suspicious just now, now they are 90% sure that it was this guy who did it. Only he would consider the consequences when he was playing tricks on people. The deaf old lady fell in the toilet and could not get up.

So this guy put a rolling log at the door of the old woman's house to prevent her from going to the toilet in the middle of the night.

"Zhao Xiyan, why don't you admit it quickly?" Sha Zhu scolded, "You almost killed everyone, you have to go to jail..."

"You have to give us the house as compensation." Yan Bugui gritted his teeth.

Qin Huairu also has to give us.

Jia Dongxu sneered in his heart.

"Zhao Xiyan, is it you?"

Xu Damao, who had changed his clothes, came over with a stick.

"You won't believe me if I say it's not me, right? Come on, let's fight."

Zhao Xiyan took a step forward.

"You..."

Xu Damao immediately stepped back seven or eight steps, and then cried, "Director Zhang, Captain Chen, there is no law in this yard. This beast dared to saw the toilet board."

"If he dared to saw the toilet board today, he will dare to saw other people's houses tomorrow. This person can't stay in our yard anymore." Yi Zhonghai said in a deep voice.

"Yes, drive him out of the yard." Liu Haizhong immediately incited the crowd, "No matter whether he did it or not, drive him out of the yard..."

Many people looked at each other, but under the pressure of the three uncles, they all raised their hands and shouted slogans.