Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

After all, a septic tank is not a swimming pool. The stuff is like mud. Once it sticks to your body, you can't get it off. So even if Sha Zhu has brute force, he can't use it.

Xu Damao is also a clever guy. He knows that he is no match for three people alone, so he took advantage of the opportunity to distance himself.

He looked up and happened to see Zhao Xiyan squatting on the septic tank smoking.

As their eyes met, Zhao Xiyan subconsciously stepped back a few steps.

"Xiao Zhao, don't leave. Come down and help me beat them. I... I'll pay five yuan."

"Wow."

Yi Zhonghai and others were stunned.

This Xu Damao is really willing to spend a lot of money.

"Stop it."

Zhao Xiyan said faintly, "You might as well call the Yan brothers instead of me... You pay five yuan each, and the three of them can jump in. Do you believe it?"

"Brother Zhao, don't talk nonsense, I'm not that kind of person." Yan Jiecheng said dissatisfiedly.

"That's right, who would jump into the manure pit for five yuan."

Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang were also full of disdain.

Septic tank.

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu approaching him, and immediately shouted, "Ten yuan, I'll pay ten yuan per person... Yan Jiecheng, I'll give you ten yuan if you come down."

Zhao Xiyan, that bastard, is right.

As long as the money is in place, Yan Jiecheng and his men will probably come down.

"Ten yuan?"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Especially Yan Bugui and the three aunts, they almost took out the abacus. There are three boys in his family, if they all go down, it will be thirty yuan at once. As a parent, it's not too much to take half, right?

Yan Bugui was about to do some psychological work on Yan Jiecheng, when suddenly two black shadows jumped down from above.

Damn it.

Zhao Xiyan exclaimed and hurriedly ran five or six meters outside.

Plop plop!

After two muffled sounds, many people screamed.

They covered their faces, rushed to the faucet in the backyard, and began to wash.

"Who jumped down just now?"

Yan Bugui just wiped his face and gritted his teeth and looked at Yan Jiecheng.

"It seems to be Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian..."

Yan Jiefang was a little uncertain.

"Asshole, you will get ten yuan if you jump down, what are you still standing here for?" Yan Bugui slapped his thigh and said, "Our family only earns thirty yuan... We can eat many meals of meat this month."

"Fuck."

When the three brothers of the Yan family heard about eating meat, their eyes turned red.

They took a deep breath and jumped towards the septic tank.

Hiss.

Zhao Xiyan took a breath of cold air.

"Third uncle, you deserve to be rich, you are really willing to take risks..."

He took out a cigarette and handed it over respectfully.

"Xiao Zhao, you are still too young and don't know how hard life is."

Yan Bugui wanted to reach out and pat Zhao Xiyan's shoulder, but he dodged.

"Uncle, my shoulder hurts today. I can't stand it." Zhao Xiyan lied.

When Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian jumped down just now, they splashed all over Yan Bugui. The smell could be smelled even if they were two people apart.

"Xiao Zhao, let's go back."

Qin Huairu pulled the corner of Zhao Xiyan's clothes.

"This..."

Zhao Xiyan hesitated for a moment, "Or, go back first, I'll go over and take a look..."

"Why are you like a child?" Qin Huairu scolded, "What's so good about this... It's so dirty."

"You don't understand."

After pinching her smooth face, Zhao Xiyan walked carefully to the edge of the septic tank.

Just a glance down, and he was immediately attracted.

Xu Damao, the Yan brothers, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian stood aside and launched a fierce attack on Jia Dongxu, Sha Zhu and Liu Guangqi, just like a snowball fight, beating them so hard that they couldn't even raise their heads.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhao Xiyan was patted on the shoulder.

He trembled subconsciously, turned his head and saw Director Zhang and Captain Chen with livid faces.

"It's you, you scared me."

Zhao Xiyan patted his chest, took out a cigarette and handed it to Captain Chen.

"Xiao Zhao, your courtyard is not going to end, right?" Director Zhang said unhappily, "It just ended this afternoon, and it's going to start again in the evening... Is it going to end?"

"Hey, auntie, this has nothing to do with me." Zhao Xiyan said aggrievedly, "There's a commotion in this courtyard, and it's not appropriate for you to come to me instead of our manager."

"You kid really think I don't know?" Director Zhang said unhappily, "If you didn't participate in that afternoon incident, I'd cut off my head and give it to you..."

"Hey, auntie, you have to provide evidence for this matter." Zhao Xiyan said embarrassedly, "The victim didn't ask me to hold him accountable, it's not appropriate for you to do this..."

"Do you really think that we've worked for so many years for nothing?" Captain Chen laughed and scolded, "I just watched Sha Zhu and the othersGrown-ups, they usually make trouble... but they definitely won't make trouble this high."

"You're the only one who can think of tying people up and pretending to be bandits to cause damage."

"Ahem."

After Zhao Xiyan coughed twice, he whispered, "How can I hide my little tricks from you? If you hadn't protected me, I would have been sweeping the streets."

"It's good that you know." Captain Chen glanced at the septic tank and frowned, "What's wrong with these guys? Why are they fighting down there..."

"Hmm."

It would have been better if Director Zhang didn't look at it. When he saw it, he immediately covered his mouth and ran to the side to vomit.

"I don't know either. They were already fighting when I came out." Zhao Xiyan spread his hands and said.

"Hey. "

Captain Chen sighed and shouted at the septic tank, "Stop it, all of you..."

Zhao Xiyan saw someone looking back and immediately pulled Captain Chen to hide to the side.

Swish!

A dung ball was thrown up from below.

Pah!

It fell to the ground, stinking.

Director Zhang just took a sip of the water handed over by Qin Huairu, and when he saw the dung ball, he immediately vomited again.

Bang!

A gunshot pierced the night sky.

The warriors who were fighting in the septic tank were all stunned.

"I'll count to three. If anyone doesn't come up, I'll take him to the joint defense office and lock him up for half a month. "Captain Chen said in a deep voice, "Three..."

Swish!

A group of people immediately climbed up.

Zhao Xiyan immediately pulled Qin Huairu away. Seeing this, Captain Chen also pulled Director Zhang, who was vomiting, towards the courtyard.

Xu Damao and others were also restless when washing. From time to time, they pinched a ball of feces from their bodies and threw it at others, making the deaf old lady who wanted to come out to watch the fun burst into tears.

Half an hour later.

Sha Zhu, Liu Guangqi, and Jia Dongxu stood on one side, and the others stood with Xu Damao.

Captain Chen was about to ask a question, but his eyes swept through the crowd, but he didn't see Zhao Xiyan, and he couldn't help frowning and said, "Go... someone go and call Zhao Xiyan out."

"Hey. "

Yan Jiecheng responded and immediately ran to the southwest corner.

But before he could knock on the door, the door opened.

"Don't touch my door..."

Qin Huairu glared at Yan Jiecheng and pulled Zhao Xiyan towards the courtyard.