Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

The night is very nice today.

Zhao Xiyan climbed onto the roof with Qin Huairu and others, looking at the toilet in the backyard with a sharp gaze.

When he built the southwest corner, he was careful and decided to build the house higher.

So in this average floor height of less than three meters, Zhao Xiyan's house is nearly six meters high.

"Xiao Zhao, won't something happen?" Qin Huairu said worriedly.

"No..."

Boom!

A loud noise resounded throughout the courtyard.

Zhao Xiyan and others looked at the public toilet in the distance in horror and trembled for a while, but fortunately it did not collapse, which made them breathe a sigh of relief.

"You... your firecracker is so powerful?" An Xin said in surprise.

"How do I know? I didn't let it go."

Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes.

"Bei Qing gave it to you?" Qin Huairu said with a squint.

"This..."

Zhao Xiyan smiled embarrassedly and didn't dare to answer.

"He probably gave it to me."

Qin Huairu reached out and patted him, "Don't play with him. Such a small firecracker... has such a big power. If I change it to a big one, the toilet will collapse."

"I..."

Zhao Xiyan was about to speak when there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

Qin Huairu shouted.

"Huairu, come out quickly... something happened." Director Zhang said urgently.

"Hey."

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Zhao Xiyan and climbed down the stairs first.

After Zhao Xiyan came down, he touched his chin and looked at his room.

This seems too high. He has always wanted to build a basement to store some rare things. He didn't have money before, but now he can't buy it even if he has money.

Since there is no illegal construction now, why not open a floor under the roof?

"Xiao Zhao, hurry up... Yan Jiecheng was almost blown to death." Qin Huairu reached out and grabbed Zhao Xiyan, and ran towards the compound.

Compound.

Yan Jiecheng was lying on the ground, breathing heavily.

Yan Bugui and the third aunt, along with the two brothers of the Yan family and an unknown girl, were pouring water on him. A strange smell filled the yard, causing many people to cover their mouths and noses.

"Minister Zhao..."

Captain Chen handed over a cigarette after seeing Zhao Xiyan.

"What's going on?" Zhao Xiyan asked curiously.

"What else could it be?"

Director Zhang said without curiosity, "When Yan Jiecheng and Jia Dongxu went to the toilet, they picked up a firecracker on the ground... Yan Jiecheng lit it and threw it into the toilet."

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan, Qin Huairu and others took a step back in fear.

Is this guy so brave?

"You didn't hear what Yi Zhonghai said just now."

Captain Chen said with lingering fear, "Xu Damao just entered the toilet and was blown away five or six meters by the feces... Yan Jiecheng and Jia Dongxu were blown against the wall on the spot."

"Fortunately, the feces worker was sick during this period and didn't come to remove the feces... Otherwise, he would have been hit on the head and bleeding."

"No, this firecracker is so powerful... Are the two of them okay?" Zhao Xiyan said with a guilty conscience, "Just now I heard Qin Huairu say that Yan Jiecheng was almost blown to death."

"Bullshit."

Director Zhang rolled his eyes, "Your septic tank is almost full... It overflowed and wrapped up the two of them."

Ugh!

Qin Huairu couldn't help it first and vomited aside.

An Xin and Lou Xiao'e also retched for a while, it was really too exciting.

"Bad, too bad."

Yan Bugui said angrily, "Who the hell threw firecrackers in the toilet... If anything happens to my eldest brother, I won't play with him."

"Yan Laoxi, you have to make this clear." Sha Zhu said gloatingly, "It was Yan Jiecheng who threw firecrackers in the toilet... If we have to investigate the responsibility, your eldest brother is the main one."

"Yan Jiecheng, you beast..."

Xu Damao rushed over from the backyard, cursing, "Are you crazy? Throwing firecrackers in the toilet."

"That's right."

Jia Dongxu, who was soaked all over, appeared out of nowhere.

"Fuck you."

Yan Jiecheng, who was lying on the ground, sat up immediately, "Jia Dongxu, did you ask me to throw it? I didn't bring any matches, or you lent them to me."

Swish!

Everyone looked at Jia Dongxu.

"No, don't look at me."

Jia Dongxu said dissatisfiedly, "How the hell would I know... a firecracker as thick as a little finger has such a strong power."

"It's not that strong actually."

Zhao Xiyan said sincerely, "This toilet didn't collapse... If it was really strong, the toilet would be gone."

"Get lost."

Everyone glared at him angrily.

Zhao Xiyan immediately shrank his neck.

"Xiao Zhao, stop it... People are in such a miserable situation, and you are still gloating."Director Zhang said unhappily.

"Damn it, I'll report it."

Xu Damao said angrily, "In our yard, the only one who can make this thing... is Liu Guangfu."

"Fuck your father."

Liu Guangfu seemed to have his tail stepped on, and shouted angrily, "In this yard, only you and Zhao Xiyan can't make it... Who else can't make it?"

"Cough cough cough."

Liu Guangqi coughed twice and said, "I can't make it."

"I can't make it either." Sha Zhu sighed.

"Liu Laoer, not everyone is as clever as you." Jia Dongxu rolled his eyes, "But... although some people can't make it, they have money to buy it."

Swish!

Everyone looked at Zhao Xiyan who was looking down to light a cigarette.

"No, what do you mean by looking at me?"

"Zhao Xiyan, is it you? "Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "You can play with it normally...but firecrackers, no, detonators, detonators are so dangerous, you also play with them?"

"That's right."

Liu Haizhong glared, "Just wait...I will report you tomorrow."

"Zhao Xiyan, you have to pay me money." Yan Bugui said unhappily.

"No...you are blaming me for this?" Zhao Xiyan said aggrievedly, "I haven't even been to the toilet in your backyard, you blame me, what's the point of blaming me?"

"Humph, has anyone seen Zhao Xiyan go out?" Yi Zhonghai said loudly.

...

Everyone was silent.

For a long while.

"I..."

Sha Zhu raised his hand timidly.

"Zhao Xiyan, you still don't admit it? "

Yan Jiecheng immediately became excited.

It's Zhao Xiyan, good.

This bastard has plenty of money, if he extorts a thousand or eight hundred, he won't have to worry for a few years.

"Xiao Zhao, what are you doing?" Director Zhang said with a smile, "Although they report you every day, you don't have to..."

"Wait, what do you mean by reporting me every day?" Zhao Xiyan's eyes widened.

"Cough cough cough..."

Captain Chen coughed twice, "The district, the joint defense office, and the street office have received reports for half a month. Some say you are extravagant, some say you beat people, and some say you are a slut."

"Fuck, are you still human?" Zhao Xiyan said angrily.

"Don't worry, don't worry."

Director Zhang comforted, "The comrades in the district will go to the steel mill to investigate tomorrow and will clear your name..."

"Still...still going to the steel mill to investigate? Can I still be the minister? "

Zhao Xiyan was completely numb.

Yi Zhonghai and the others all looked at him with gloating.

I'll make you fucking crazy and kill you.