Siheyuan: Ruined my marriage, and still want me to help?

“Come man! Help me! The silly pillar fell into the hut-”

Seeing this, the aunt immediately ran out and shouted.

I hope two workers can come and fish out the stupid pillar.

They don’t have that much strength.

However, at this moment, the stupid pillar that fell into the cesspool was smoked and could hardly open its eyes.

Even with his mouth closed, countless feces still entered from the tip of his nose and ears.

Smelly, he suddenly opened his mouth to breathe.

This mouth, it’s amazing.

The manure poured into his mouth vigorously.

I saw him ‘purring’ and pouring several mouthfuls.

“Silly Zhu, this dung water can’t be drunk!”

“Don’t eat it!”

The lady who accompanied a piece of cleaning the hut called until the person returned.

Seeing that the silly pillar was actually in the cesspool, he gulped and drank.

This shocked her.

Could it be that stupid pillars dare to eat dung water?

“Save, save me—”

Silly Zhu said with difficulty, almost fainting by the stench of manure.

“You’d better hurry! The stupid pillars were smoked stupidly, and even dung water was drunk! ”

The eldest lady shouted anxiously.

I saw three or five workers each running over with tools.

Someone took this bamboo pole, someone with a rake, some with a rope.

“Silly pillar, catch it, we’ll pull you up!”

The workers threw down their tools one by one, and the stupid pillars rushed to grab them.

I finally caught a rope.

Grab the latter one and climb out.

However, it is about to come out.

The rope wasn’t strong enough.

‘Snap,

‘

It was actually directly broken.

The silly pillar fell violently into the cesspool again.

He choked on the manure and ate several more bites.

Finally grabbing the rake, the crowd wasted a lot of effort to salvage him from the cesspool.

Almost with his young life, he was buried in a cesspool.

If only the stupid column drowned in dung water.

That’s definitely going to be a rolling mill for decades.

Because no one has ever drowned in a rolling mill sept.

Even if you fall into the hut, it will cause quite a stir.

Sure enough, an hour or two of work.

The story of the stupid pillar falling into the hut spread throughout the workshops of the rolling mill.

“Isn’t it? Stupid pillar, this kid can still fall after cleaning a thatched house? It’s silly enough! ”

“That’s not it! I heard that the lady who accompanied him to clean the thatched house was frightened and shouted desperately outside, stupid pillars can’t drink ah! I didn’t expect this kid to have this hobby! ”

“It’s over, no one should go to the No. 1 cafeteria to eat today, there must be ‘surprise’ to eat!”

“I don’t dare to go, who of you wants to go!”

In the welder’s workshop, the workers laughed anymore.

When Zhou Wenbing heard this, the corners of his mouth also rose.

Of course, he knew that the reason why the stupid pillar fell into the hut must have something to do with the bad luck charm he played.

Otherwise, no matter how stupid the pillar is, it will not be possible to fall.

Only when you are unlucky enough is it possible for anything to happen.

“Wen Bing, let’s go to the No. 2 cafeteria at noon to eat!” Stupid pillar cooking, I don’t dare to eat it now! ”

Hou Tianliang said beside Zhou Wenbing.

“Okay!”

Zhou Wenbing decisively agreed, Hou Tianliang did not dare to eat, and Zhou Wenbing did not dare to eat ah!

Who knows if the silly pillar can be washed after taking a bath after coming out.

If you don’t wash the stir-fry, then drop some manure into it, then you can’t disgust people to death?

When Xu Damao knew that the stupid pillar had dropped the hut, he was happy in his heart.

I feel that the evil qi of yesterday’s beating has disappeared by more than half.

Suddenly, he ran to Kitchen No. 1 to ‘visit’ the silly pillar.

“Silly Zhu, you don’t cook a few dishes today, few people dare to come and eat the dishes you made!”

Xu Damao mocked.

But he was telling the truth.

Those who dare to eat the dishes made by stupid pillars are definitely heroes and good men.

“Fuck off, Xu Damao, your kid is uncleaned up again, right?”

The stupid pillar was angry, but he didn’t expect Xu Damao to come to find it uncomfortable?

The kitchen knife in his hand stomped on the cutting board.

This frightened Xu Damao.

“Do you know why you dropped the hut? It’s the retribution you suffered for beating me yesterday! ”

“Little master, I don’t know you in general!”

After saying that, Xu Damao immediately slipped away.

I am afraid that if I run late, I will be beaten by a stupid pillar again.

“Grandson, don’t run!”

Looking at Xu Damao slipping away, Silly Zhu shouted.

However, Xu Damao had already disappeared.

“What a bad luck!”

Silly Pillar muttered.

He had never been so unlucky as this one.

However, the effect of the unlucky charm is that there is a whole day, where is this?

“Master, it’s time to cook!”

On the side, the apprentice of the silly pillar, Ma Hua shouted.

Silly Zhu did not delay and began to make the cauldron dish.

Although there will definitely be fewer people who may come to eat today.

But the amount cannot be less.

After all, each canteen has a corresponding supply.

For example, although they all said to go to other cafeterias to eat.

But the food in other canteens is only enough to feed a thousand people.

If you go more, you won’t be able to eat the slow ones later.

In the end, I still have to come back and eat.

After adjusting his mood, Silly Zhu began to stir-fry.

However, just when the cauldron dish was about to be ready, Silly Zhu planned to pour salt.

Ahhhh

Unexpectedly, at this time, the stupid pillar did not hold back a sneeze, and suddenly the salt was poured into most of the bag.

This can make Ma Hua and Liu Lan on the side dumbfounded.

How else to eat this pot of food?

“Fatty, fat, you come and look at the point, I’m in a hurry!”

Silly Zhu looked at Ma Hua and Liu Lan and saw that they had poured more salt.

Suddenly, I had to call the fat man to come and apologize.

“Good master!”

The fat man was cutting shredded potatoes on the side, and thought that the stupid pillar planned to let him take the spoon, and suddenly ran over with a fart.

Unexpectedly, it became a black pot!

Liu Lan and Ma Hua both gave the fat man a thumbs up.

The fat man also thought that Ma Hua and Liu Lan praised him for being powerful.

Immediately responded with a grin.

At noon, it was time for dinner.

Although many workers are shouting that they dare not go to the No. 1 canteen to eat the meals made by stupid pillars.

But the share of other canteens is certainly not enough.

So there are still some people who have to come to the No. 1 cafeteria to eat.

However, when the workers finished the meal, they immediately realized that the taste of the dish was not right.

“I’ll go, silly pillar, what are you doing? Why is this dish so salty? ”

“yes! Can this be eaten? Shouldn’t your kid fall into the hut and lose his sense of taste? ”

“I don’t think it’s necessarily that he lost his sense of taste, maybe he got something unclean into the dish!”

“Fuck, it’s disgusting! If it weren’t for the lack of share of other canteens, would we be able to suffer this loss? ”

“Silly pillar, you give me out!”

The workers suddenly shouted, this is a dish!

It’s just salty to death.