Then, getting bigger and bigger...
There are thieves?
This is the first thought of Mr. Guan.
There are many treasures in his family, and behind the courtyard wall is the street.
Is there such a bold thief these days?
If thieves dig tunnels...
"No! That's not the sound of digging soil, it's the sound of slapping, and the old man broke into a cold sweat instantly.
"Does God want to accept me?"
Uncle Guan panicked immediately.
Sit up suddenly.
Also don't turn on the lights.
Standing up, I found that the voice was much lower.
But it's still going on.
Lie down on the ground with your ears on the ground.
"Crack?Crack?Crack..."
The sound is getting louder.
"Boom! Boom! Boom."
Uncle Guan's heart was beating violently.
Rao has experienced countless, and Mount Tai collapsed in front of his eyes without changing his color.
But at this moment, the old man trembled.
Even, I couldn't help it for a while, and the urine also flowed out...
"I don't want to die! I haven't lived enough yet!"
"Blessed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, Blessed by Tathagata Buddha, Blessed by Taishang Laojun
The old man shivered, tears streaming down his face.
Weeping softly and begging the gods and Buddhas in the sky...
He didn't dare cry out loud.
Uncle Guan is a man!
Known as the nine-door admiral.
Back then, he killed the devil, and he didn't frown when the bullets rained.
It's spread out, so what?
Yang Gang heard the cry of Uncle Guan long ago and couldn't laugh.
Suddenly I felt the shovel in my hand plunging into the air.
pass!
Gently widen the hole and stand on the steps.
The torch in his hand flickered on and off.
Yang Gang dragged his throat and shouted.
"Guanyan Mountain ~ Guanyan Mountain?"
"Who! The fortune teller used to say that Lao Tzu could live to 96... It's not time yet..."
Hearing that sound and seeing a flash under the bed...
Uncle Guan shouted with a cry.
There was a smell of urine in the air.
Yang Gang suddenly felt that it was a little immoral to frighten an old man.
Especially scaring the old man to pee his pants.
Oh, how will we get along in the future?
He also counted on the old man to help him collect all kinds of junk.
"Old man Guan, didn't you say that you are not afraid of the sky?
Yang Gang sighed.
"Yang Gang?"
Uncle Guan was stunned when he heard the voice.
Finished!
It's really over.
hallucinations began.
Doesn't it mean that before death, it will appear in an instant in a lifetime?
When Grandpa Guan thought of this, his mind quickly flashed from the time he broke his father's purple clay pot when he was a child and was beaten.
"Just die! mmp! If you pee your pants when you're dying, Master Guan's fame will be ruined in this lifetime..."
The old man suddenly calmed down.
Hades wanted income, he couldn't escape.
The King of Hades made three people die.
Who can keep themselves until the fifth watch.
"It's a pity that I have so many treasures, I can only blind Yang Gang's little bastard!"
The old man Guan didn't even think about his son.
"Shut the old man, you can't die. Turn on the light quickly."
Yang Gang was too lazy to scare him.
"Yang Gang? Where are you? Are you also fascinated by black and white impermanence?"
Yang Gang was about to cry at the old man's anger.
"I'm under your bed, I'm digging a tunnel. Turn on the lights quickly."
0 ....
Just turned on the flashlight.
"I say!"
Uncle Guan jumped up immediately.
You must not let Yang Gang know about her own peeing.
It's almost impossible to pretend to be an expert in front of this guy now.
"I know you wet your pants. Quickly turn on the light and move the bed away. I have something to tell you..." Yang Gang was speechless.
Fortunately, the old man's red sandalwood bed, which was collected from the palace compound, is in another room.
"If you talk about this matter, I will not finish with you!"
Seeing that there is no soil on Yang Gang's body.
The old man didn't care at all.
Now I'm worried that Yang Gang will tell the story of his peeing.
"Okay, am I that kind of person? I'll go out and shout all over the world, and the nine-door admiral who claims to be fearless is scared to pee his pants?"
The old man's face was ashen!
Tonight was so exciting.
"I've been thinking about this since the first chicken pot cup. I'll pour more treasures in the future..."
Guan old man did not ask Yang Gang how to dig.
He didn't explain either.
Everyone has a secret.
Don't be curious to be friends.
"You mean to charge more?"
The old man Guan asked Yang Gang.
"It's not enough to have canned food and meat stamps alone. There are too few food stamps, and some have to be paid..."
"You don't need to worry about it, just know that there is this tunnel. Don't talk about it, I'm sleepy, go back to sleep
After Yang Gang finished speaking, he got into the tunnel.
gone.
Uncle Guan was stunned for a long time.
"What's the matter, this bastard, almost scared Laozi to death, and just left?"
But the tunnel was dark inside, and Uncle Guan didn't have a flashlight, so he didn't dare to chase after him and find Yang Gang to settle the account.
Find him tomorrow!Nine.
088 Widow Liang wants the old cow to eat the tender grass; in the corner, Widow Qin is sad (2/10 crying for subscription)
"This old man, when he sees me in the future, it is estimated that there will be shadows..."
Back in the room, Yang Gang moved the bed back to its original position.
Lying on the bed, remembering the old man Guan's reaction, he was happy.
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