Chapter 62: Jia Zhang, why do you have hemorrhoids in your mouth?.
When everyone came to Yi Zhonghai’s house, they were instantly stunned by the scene in front of them.
I saw that Yi Zhonghai’s entire face was covered with blood, and he couldn’t see his original appearance clearly.
“Uncle Yi, what’s wrong with you.”
Everyone was startled when they saw Yi Zhonghai’s appearance, and someone suddenly asked aloud.
Yi Zhonghai saw everyone coming, his face was a little ugly, these people didn’t sleep at night and ran around.
Seeing that Uncle Yi’s face was not very good-looking, the bangs who were watching the play on the side stood up.
“Oh, what’s the matter, what did Uncle One secretly do at night, made it like this? Won’t you take advantage of our return to secretly look for Jia Zhangshi again, right? ”
Hearing the words in the bangs, Yan Bugui and Xu Damao also laughed one after another.
“Hahaha, old Liu, you are not right, how can this be called while we sleep to secretly pass, it should be that we just disturbed the two people, but what is the blood on Uncle One’s face, it won’t be discovered by Aunt Yi, hey, look at this matter.”
Hearing the words of Uncle Yi and Uncle Dong, Yi Zhonghai’s face suddenly turned black like the bottom of a pot.
He knew that this group of people couldn’t spit ivory out of their mouths, and then Aunt Yi on the side also heard his eyebrows.
“Yi Zhonghai, what do they mean, what are you doing behind my back tonight?”
“What can I do, don’t listen to their nonsense, the women and Daoists will make a mess for me, go back to the house.”
In the face of Aunt Yi’s question, Yi Zhonghai was not at all vain, and he scolded her.
When Aunt Yi saw Yi Zhonghai’s appearance, she understood that she couldn’t ask anything tonight, so she had to go to the aggrieved meeting room After Aunt Yi left, Yi Zhonghai looked at the three people who looked at her.
“Do you three really think you’ve eaten me? Don’t forget who is the uncle in this yard. ”
Faced with Yi Zhonghai’s threat, Uncle Yi glanced at his mouth with disdain.
“Okay, knowing that you are the uncle in the yard, how can there be? One who broke his shoes, what else is there to pose for now. ”
“What do you say? In the bangs, watch your words. ”
“What do I have to pay attention to, don’t let people tell the truth this year, don’t think that you drank that bowl of urine and this thing is over.”
Hearing Liu Haizhong’s words, Aunt Yi, who had just entered the house, walked out again.
“Liu Haizhong, what did you just say, our family is easy to drink urine? What’s going on, you tell me clearly. ”
Seeing that Aunt Yi came out again, Yi Zhonghai suddenly couldn’t help it, and directly stepped forward to slap her in the face.
“I told you to roll into the house, you can’t hear you, do you want a divorce?”
Aunt Yi was frightened by Yi Zhonghai’s murderous look, and then reacted and hurried back to the house.
Once again roared Aunt Yi into the house, Yi Zhonghai looked at everyone with a gloomy face.
“You guys…”
“Ah!!! Help me!!! ”
At this time, the miserable cry for help came from the other side of the deaf old lady’s house.
When everyone heard this voice, their faces changed.
At the moment, I can’t care about quarrelling, after all, the old lady has been shouting for help since just now, their original guess is related to Yi Zhonghai, but they didn’t expect Yi Zhonghai to break blood in his own house, it seems that the old lady really had an accident.
Thinking of this, everyone immediately rushed over.
However, when I first arrived at the old lady’s house, I saw the stupid pillar with a blue nose and a swollen face coming over.
“Silly Zhu, what’s wrong with you?”
Yi Zhonghai saw the appearance of the silly pillar a little strange, could it be that the three of them had an accident at the same time? Is this a coincidence, or is it a statement………
“Don’t mention it, I heard the old lady asking for help in the house, rushed in, who knew that it was full of dense white ants, and instantly got on my body, I finally ran out, those ants seem to be poisonous, I don’t know how the face became like this.”
When everyone heard the description of the silly pillar, they all felt a burst of tooth acid, as if a poisonous snake was crawling on their backs.
“Densely packed ants? Silly pillar, is what you said true, how could such a thing suddenly appear? ”
There were some doubts in the bangs, how could there be white ants in the yard, but I had never seen them.
“Of course it’s true, why did I lie to you, it just so happens that you guys are coming over now, go in and get the old lady out, otherwise something will happen in a while.”
Silly Zhu saw a hint of joy on the faces of so many people and shouted to everyone.
However, hearing that Silly Pillar asked for help, none of the people present really began to act, and the scene just described by Silly Pillar was too scary, and none of those present wanted to go in and experience it once.
“What do you mean by that? Is it necessary to watch the old lady suffer inside? ”
Yi Zhonghai saw that everyone wanted to retreat, and immediately stepped forward to start the moral kidnapping that he was best at.
“You keep saying that the old lady makes the ancestors in our yard, just to use the most talk, now it is time for you to show filial piety, but you have become turtles one by one, is this your filial piety to the old lady?”
In the face of Yi Zhonghai’s accountability, everyone bowed their heads in shame, but they still didn’t want to go in.
“Uncle Yi, it’s not that we don’t want to go in, just now you also heard the stupid pillar say, it is full of ants that will bite people, what if something happens when we go in, we just want to do such a dangerous thing and can’t do anything ah, you look at the appearance of the stupid pillar now.”
“That’s it, Uncle Yi, it’s not that we don’t want to go, it’s too dangerous, we are likely to put ourselves in when we go in, how do we go, or let professional people come, we better call the police, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with anyone who is injured.”
“That’s right, I also think this method is good, or call the police, we people don’t understand anything, in case we go in and get hurt, it will drag everyone down at that time, isn’t this adding chaos, we still don’t go in to add chaos, directly call the police to deal with it.”
“Uncle Yi, what do you think, just let the police deal with it, we people don’t understand anything, I haven’t even heard what termites are, you let us in now, isn’t it a sacrifice in vain, I still think it’s better to leave professional things to professional people.”
Although everyone was scolded by Yi Zhonghai for being a little landless, they still didn’t want to go, and the bloody lesson of the stupid pillar was here. Yi Zhonghai was immediately furious when he heard everyone’s remarks.
“What are you talking about, now every second counts, and when I call the police that you say, then will it be time for Mom?”
“Do you want the police to come and collect the old lady’s body then?”
In the face of Yi Zhonghai’s scolding, everyone bowed their heads, and it was better to lose face than to lose their lives.
Li Yun in the crowd felt a little speechless when he saw this scene, what is the situation?
What are these people learning from themselves these days? All into the dog’s belly? Such an obvious moral kidnapping is not visible. Li Yun shook his head a little speechlessly, these people were not saved.
However, at this time, Li Yun did not notice how conspicuous he was now.
Yi Zhonghai was very satisfied when he saw everyone bowing their heads in shame, it seemed that his prestige was still there, and at this moment he saw Li Yun who couldn’t help shaking his head in the crowd.
When he saw Li Yunyi Zhonghai, he couldn’t stop his anger.
“Li Yun, what are you doing there, they are embarrassed to look at my gaze, are you planning to go in and save the old lady?”
Seeing Yi Zhonghai attacking him, Li Yun sneered.
“Why should I go? The old lady is your ancestor and not mine, in my eyes she is just an old beast. ”
“Li Yun, how do you speak? The old lady is now in dire straits, you are still here to say such cool words, you are still not a person in this yard, as long as you are a person in this yard, you should regard the old lady as your ancestor, what are you being ashamed of here? ”
“Oh? I’m not ashamed, seeing you like this, you respect that old thing inside? Then it’s strange, why don’t you go on your own, and morally kidnap others here all the time? You respect that old thing so much, wouldn’t it be good if you went in directly and rescued him, delay time here, what if the old thing dies for a while. ”
Hearing Li Yun’s words, everyone who had just felt ashamed woke up one after another.
Yes, Uncle Yi only knows about us, why doesn’t he go by himself?
Yi Zhonghai’s face changed when he heard Li Yun’s words, this kid was really sharp-toothed.
“Li Yun, don’t force reason, I, as the first uncle in the yard, must take responsibility for the organization, how can I personally go in, in case I have any accident, what will happen to this yard, who will benefit everyone in the future?”
Hearing Yi Zhonghai’s words, Liu Haizhong quickly took possession.
“Lao Yi, don’t worry about this, I will help you handle these things properly after you leave, you can go with confidence, there will be no problems in the yard.”
Hearing Liu Haizhong say this, Yi Zhonghai’s face suddenly became ugly, he forgot this stubble at that time, and now Liu Haizhong is no longer afraid of himself.
Before he said this, no one dared to refute him, but now it’s different, with Li Yun’s presence, his bangs have also become ready to move.
……
“Can you, bangs, don’t think too much of yourself.”
Bangs smiled when he heard this.
“I think it’s too important for you Uncle Yi, you go to the yard and everyone still lives, do you think I can take over Uncle Yi’s shift after Uncle Yi dies?”
Everyone nodded when they heard this, they didn’t want to go in to save the deaf old lady, and now they naturally admired the bangs, who cares about this yard, but their own lives are only one.
“We think that Uncle Two can also manage the yard well, Uncle Yi, you can go in with confidence, if you really have an accident, we will all assist Uncle Yi to maintain this yard well, you don’t have to worry about these things, everyone is not a child, don’t need you to be in trouble, you can go with confidence.”
“Uncle One, don’t worry, I promise, if you have an accident this time, I will definitely cooperate with the second uncle to maintain the yard according to your life, and will never live up to all this you did for the yard, you can go with confidence, we will always support you.”
“Yes, you have worked hard for all of us all these years, we have all seen it in our eyes and remembered it in our hearts, we will never do anything to forget you after you leave, when the time comes, we will offer you in the ancestral hall and let you accompany us for generations to walk forever.”
“That’s right, Uncle Yi, after you leave, we will definitely offer you up, and will never let you sacrifice in vain, when you don’t have a son, we will be your son, give you incense and burning paper every day, you can go with confidence, in the days when you are not there in the future, we will definitely run this yard well.”
Everyone looked solemn and spoke earnestly, as if Yi Zhonghai was really reluctant.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai’s face had turned black into the bottom of the pot, and before he could enter it, he was hung on the wall by these people. Then he glanced at it hatefully, it was this Li Yun again, how could this dog thing be so hateful.
Facing Yi Zhonghai’s gaze, Li Yun looked at him with disdain, with a look of garbage.
Yi Zhonghai no longer paid attention to Li Yun at the moment, and he was now framed by everyone with the same set of morality he had just kidnapped.
At this time, he looked at the silly pillar with some helplessness.
“Pillar, go in and take a look, the old lady will really have an accident.”
When Silly Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai call himself, he suddenly looked confused, couldn’t he go to someone else?
But he can’t help it, others can refuse Yi Zhonghai, but he can’t, because the old man inside is really his ancestor, and he will rely on her after he is in the yard.
So the silly pillar had to walk in again.
Everyone showed irony when they saw Yi Zhonghai’s style.
“Yi Zhonghai, I thought how much you respected the old lady, and in the end, you didn’t let the stupid pillar in.”
Liu Haizhong stood up again at this moment and mocked.
“It’s better than you talking about the wind over here.”
Yi Zhonghai said coldly and sarcastically, and what Liu Haizhong wanted to say was interrupted by everyone.
“Okay, Uncle Two, you don’t say two words, now it’s already very good that people are stupid and willing to go in, you are not satisfied, do you plan to go in yourself?” I really don’t know what you have to mock, what did you contribute? I don’t make a contribution and always splash cold water, that’s how you are the uncle? ”
“Let’s just say, this Uncle Two is getting more and more excessive, Uncle One is also Uncle One, it’s okay to speak a little bit of disrespect, now Uncle One has found someone to enter You still have to mock, it’s really endless?” You don’t think that you are bigger than Uncle Yi in this yard now, right? ”
“That’s right, I saw that this guy was unhappy earlier, if the fart is not used, he will play prestige, do you have any substantial help in this yard, every day he is a second uncle commanding this and that, who do you think you are, now you still say cool words, I bah!”
“Disgusting to death, I didn’t see you stand up when I was about to go in to save people, now Uncle Yi has found someone, you still come out and say cool words, do you still have a little conscience, what, the most disgusting thing in the whole yard is you, I don’t know where every day is proud of what.”
Everyone showed no mercy to the bangs that jumped out of the noisy, finally easy Zhonghai found a wronged head to enter, you still have to come out to make trouble, what if the stupid pillar repents, everyone feels that this uncle is a little too eyeless.
His face turned red and purple when everyone said it, and he suddenly stood in place and did not speak.
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