Siheyuan: The Final Winner

Chapter 197: deaf old lady spoof

  Chapter 197 The Deaf Old Lady Spoils

   "Silly Zhu, where have you been?"

   "Are you starving me?"

  Jiang Ping'an and Yi Zhonghai entered the courtyard.

  I heard the wailing of the deaf old lady from the middle courtyard.

   "Stupid pillar...you silly pillar..."

   "I don't give me breakfast, and I don't give me lunch..."

   "The urinal doesn't fall down, and the room doesn't clean for me..."

   "Oh, do you want to starve the old lady to death? So that you can inherit my house?"

  Jiang Pingan put the bicycle at the door, and went to the middle courtyard with Yi Zhonghai.

  I saw the deaf old lady sitting on the stone steps in front of He Yuzhu's house, wiping her tears and crying.

   Several people stepped forward to help her up, but she pushed her away.

   "Leave me alone, I will wait for Sha Zhu to come back!"

   "I'm going to ask him today if he wants to starve the old lady to death!"

   "..."

  Jiang Ping'an whispered to Yi Zhonghai:

   "As I said before, there is no filial son in front of the long-term sick bed. How many days has it been?"

  He Yuzhu hasn't come back yet. It is said that he should have come back earlier, and it is estimated that something has delayed him.

  As for He Yushui, he hid in his room and did not come out.

  She already hated the deaf lady, so it was impossible for her to come over and put her hot face on her cold ass.

   "This..." Yi Zhonghai was also quite speechless, not knowing what to say.

  Although he knew that He Yuzhu was unreliable, he didn't expect it to be so unreliable.

   But it's not a problem to let the deaf old lady sit there and howl.

  So he stepped forward and said with a gentle face: "Old lady, get up first!"

   "When Shazhu comes back, I will educate him for you again, it's too shameful!"

   As he spoke, he turned his head and asked the person next to him: "Has my guy not come back yet?"

   "No, the aunt didn't come back at noon. I heard that she went to visit the community with the leader."

  Yi Zhonghai sighed secretly, no wonder the deaf old lady was hungry.

   Turning around, he saw the deaf old lady not moving, so he went up to help her, but was thrown away.

   "You are not a good person! Now you want to pretend to be a good person, poor old lady?"

  Yi Zhonghai frowned, and said patiently: "Old lady, get up first!"

   "Sitting on the floor to cool off, it's not good to catch a cold!"

   "There is no need for you to cry like a cat and pretend to be merciful!" The deaf old lady said with a gloomy face.

   "You threw me to Sha Zhu, don't you just think that the old lady is difficult to serve me?"

   As she spoke, she looked at Jiang Pingan again, her eyes were extremely cold, she pointed and said:

   "And you! Your mind is also extremely vicious!"

   "In order to help Yi Zhonghai get rid of me and help his wife find a job, I have no good intentions!"

  Jiang Pingan frowned, stepped forward a few steps, with a smile on her face, but what she said in her ear was very cold:

   "You old bastard, keep on cursing, if you curse again, I will report your reselling of food stamps!"

   "When the time comes, don't say cancel your five-guarantee household, but also put you in jail and eat free shit!"

   "Don't think I'm scaring you, and don't mess with me, I'll do it with just one sentence!"

   "If you don't know what to do again, I can give you a few unwarranted charges and get you shot!"

   As he spoke, he smiled and backed away.

  The people next to him didn't know what he said to the deaf old lady, and the face of the deaf old lady changed drastically in an instant.

  The deaf old lady shrank her pupils sharply, her expression eased, and a smile filled her face, she said with a smile:

   "I blamed you wrongly. It turns out that Yi Zhonghai and his wife treated you well. You want to repay them!"

   "You do a good job in this matter, have a conscience, and repay your kindness."

   "I was also confused just now. I got angry and cursed. Don't worry about it."

   As he spoke, he didn't let anyone help him, he got up numbly, and smiled at Yi Zhonghai:

   "Don't worry about educating the idiot, I will settle the score with him."

  The people around suddenly looked at Jiang Ping'an with more kind eyes.

  Everyone likes those who know how to repay their kindness.

  Jiang Pingan smiled at Yi Zhonghai and said:

   "Grandpa, since you're fine, let everyone gather at the door and get the sweet potatoes!"

  Sweet potatoes were piled up at the door, and Liu Guangqi and a few aunts took turns guarding them, waiting for Jiang Pingan to come back to share.

  Yi Zhonghai heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that this was over.

  Although he wanted to pretend to be a good person, he wanted to play the character set of the old Salesian in the yard.

  But she also didn’t want Da Ma to give up her hard-earned job to serve the deaf old lady.

  So following Jiang Ping'an's words, he said loudly to everyone:

   "The sweet potatoes that Ping An bought for everyone are piled up at the door, have you seen them all?"

   "Take your stuff and go to the door to line up to get it."

  The crowd dispersed immediately, leaving the yard and gathering at the front door.

  Jiang Pingan took the list registered yesterday and read it one by one.

  Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiefang helped to say, and a few aunts helped pack the bags, and they were very busy.

  There were only more than 20 households in total, and they were quickly divided. He Yuzhu's family let Yushui take it.

   Mrs. Jia Zhang wanted to go forward to get it, but was thrown away by the rain, staring and said:

   "Even if you want to borrow food, you have to borrow it from my brother, don't try to take it away from me!"

  Ms. Jia Zhang opened her mouth, wanting to curse, but saw Jiang Pingan looking at her indifferently.

  She laughed dryly twice, twisted her plump body, and went home.

   "Ping An, there are several hundred catties left here, what should I do?" Yan Bugui stepped forward and asked.

  Jiang Ping'an pondered and said, "Store it in the cellar!"

   "If anyone thinks it's not enough, just come to me to change it."

  Liu Guangqi stepped forward and said with a smile:

   "Then I'll help Section Chief Jiang transport the sweet potatoes to the cellar!"

   "I'll help too!" Yan Jiefang followed closely behind.

  Jiang Pingan smiled at the two, nodded and said:

   "Forget it, these sweet potatoes will be handed over to you for safekeeping from now on."

   "Anyone who wants to change can come to you, and you just need to make statistics."

   As he spoke, he took out a peony from his pocket and gave one to each of them.

  The two took it with both hands and thanked them again and again.

  Yi Zhonghai smiled and nodded, "This is a task entrusted to you by Ping An, but you must do it well!"

   "Old Yi doesn't need to talk about this, I will also watch it." Liu Haizhong stepped forward and smiled.

   While talking, He Yuzhu came back unhurriedly.

   "Master, are you dividing up the food now?" He Yuzhu stepped forward and asked with a smile.

  Yi Zhonghai nodded and asked, "Where did you go? Why are you only coming back now?"

   "Do you know, just now the deaf old lady was sitting in front of your house and crying!"

   "Fortunately, Ping An helped to persuade you, otherwise she would definitely smash the glass of your house!"

  He Yuzhu, who was originally full of joy, suddenly trembled, and hurriedly said:

   "It's over, I'm thinking about something today, and I forgot about her!"

  Yi Zhonghai was speechless, hating iron for not being a steel road:

   "You! You have only taken care of me for a few days, and you have made such a big mess!"

   Gradually hesitated about the idea of ​​making He Yuzhu.

  The deaf old lady is alone, and he can't take care of her well. How can you expect him to take care of her husband and wife?

   "Hey! I really forgot!" He Yuzhu said aggrievedly.

   As he spoke, he turned around and trotted into the courtyard.

  Yan Bugui shook his head and said: "Silly Zhu has always been like this, forgetting everything."

   "It's not bad, where is he not a feather?" Liu Haizhong snorted.

  Yi Zhonghai sighed: "He's still young, and his temper is uncertain, let's teach him slowly in the future!"

  (end of this chapter)

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