Siheyuan: the Genius Chef is Stupid, Never Take Advantage of It!

He Yuzhu said.

Xu Damao was stunned for a moment.

"Ah, why don't I remember?"

Xu Damao was very confused, he touched the back of his head.

"Of course you don't remember. You'll stop drinking when you drink. You should thank me, Nuo, your pants are here!"

He Yuzhu picked up a pair of trousers with a stick from behind the firewood and threw them to Xu Damao.

"Silly Zhu, where are my pants?"

Xu Damao put on his trousers in a hurry, and looked puzzled.

He remembered that he was wearing shorts.

"I don't know about that. You took off your pants when you saw a lesbian last night. Maybe the panties fell outside the fence! Go and look for yourself!"

He Yuzhu spread his hands and said.

"Silly Zhu, remember it for me, I promise not to avenge this revenge, and I swear not to be a human being!"

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu with a gloomy expression.

He felt that it might have been calculated by silly Zhu, but he really couldn't remember what happened last night.

after all.

He has no evidence.

"Xu Damao, you are still not human. I saved you. You don't thank me, but you want to take revenge on me! You are such a white-eyed wolf!"

He Yuzhu picked up a rolling pin and was about to repair Xu Damao.

"Silly Zhu, I remember you!"

When Xu Damao saw He Yuzhu pick up the rolling pin, he immediately ran away with his pants.

"Hahaha...You stupid big hat, your pants are gone! Let's see how you go back and explain!  …"

He Yuzhu laughed, picked up a pair of pants with a stick, and threw it into the stove.

Instantly engulfed in flames.

Thinking of what Xu Damao was about to face, he felt relieved and looked forward to it.

Xu Damao drank and drank, all of which were his calculations!

…………

He Yuzhu did not go home overnight.

Just about to go to work.

............

Siheyuan.

Xu Damao was drunk all night, and his head was still dizzy.

His task is to play movies and rest at home.

Lou Xiao'e carried a basin of clothes that Xu Damao had changed, and walked out of the courtyard, she was going to wash.

"Huh? Why are you missing a pair of pants?"

Lou Xiaoe looked at the clothes in the basin, frowned, and immediately walked into the room and asked.

"I...wasn't I in there?"

Xu Damao hadn't fallen asleep yet, and said immediately. "I don't know, maybe it's where it fell, look for it again!"

Lou Xiaoe was full of doubts in her heart, she searched the whole house, came to the room again, looked at Xu Damao, and said. "Get up for me! You didn't return last night, where did your pants go? Did you go out with that vixen?"

"I didn't! I don't know, I drank too much of me!"

Xu Damao flatly denied it.

"Get up for me! If you don't explain clearly, you still want to sleep?"

Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she went back to the main room and picked up a broom and beat her!

"Hey...Ezi, listen to me..."

Xu Damao got into the quilt and hid in the corner of the bed, but Lou Xiaoe refused to let go and was furious.

Xu Damao hugged his head and ran away.

"Lou Xiao'e, you...ouch..."

Xu Damao was impatiently beaten, grabbed the broom, and fought with Lou Xiaoe!

crackle crackle!

Pots and pans smashed.

The sound alarmed the neighbors of the entire compound, and they all gathered around.

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"Xu Damao, what happened? Why did the young couple fight? Can't you say something nice?"

The uncle who was about to go to work stepped forward and frowned.

The second uncle, the third uncle, all of them were stunned.

They found out.

Xu Damao's face was full of blood, and his arms were scratched with blood.

Lou Xiao'e was bleeding from the corner of her mouth, and it was extremely miserable.

"He went out for a drink last night and came back...he lost his pants!"

Lou Xiaoe felt resentment in her heart, and her eyes wanted to breathe fire.

"What? Lost panties? How did you lose it?"

"Isn't that outrageous? Lost panties?"

"Eighty percent of them went out and fooled around!"

"........."

Hearing Lou Xiaoe's words, all the neighbors in the yard were talking about it.

Covering their mouths one by one, they couldn't help laughing.

"This...Xu Damao, I'm not telling you, you have to explain this to Lou Xiaoe!"

The uncle looked at the embarrassed Xu Damao and said solemnly.

Panties are missing.

There must have been something nasty.

No wonder Lou Xiao'e gets angry.

"Master, I really don't know. Last night, the factory manager asked me to invite him and the two directors to drink, but the drink stopped. As soon as I woke up, I was in the back kitchen of the canteen of the steel mill. I really I don't know what's going on!"

Xu Damao has an indescribable way.

"Why did you go to the canteen of the steel mill when you were drunk?"

The second uncle blinked.

"Yeah... it's Silly Zhu, he brought me to the cafeteria!"

Xu Damao was ashamed at the moment.

The pants were lost, and now the whole yard knows about it.

What a shame!

"Stupid column?"

The uncle frowned and said. "Why did you get involved with the stupid column?"

"Silly Zhu was drinking with us last night, I was drunk, I don't know about the rest!"

Xu Da Mao said.

"Where's Silly Zhu? Silly Zhu didn't come back?"

The third master looked around and said suspiciously.

"At this time, he probably went to work directly in the cafeteria?"

The uncle spoke slowly and continued. "Xu Damao, you can only wait for Zhuzi to come back in the evening, and then it will be clear, and a general meeting will be held in the evening!"

"You two stop fighting!"

"All right!"

Xu Damao nodded.

The crowd dispersed.

Go to work, go to work, go to work.

..........

"Ding! Host, trigger the god-level quest, send Xu Damao to the police station, and complete the quest, and a reward will be issued!"

Just now.

In He Yuzhu's mind, the system prompt sounded.

"Sent in jail? Hehe!"