Siheyuan: Wandering between Two Worlds

The old man was so angry that he couldn't help laughing.

Hearing the laughter of other people in the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai was furious.

"Jiang~~~ Yang! You little beast, you don't respect the elderly, you are not worthy of being a human being."

"Are you talking about old? Come on, tell me your age. Don't think you can be an old man just because you can't have children. It's not that you are too old, but that you, can't, do it! You can't, Yi Zhonghai."

The crowd that had just quieted down became noisy again.

"Pah, pah, pah~! Ouch, it hurts me to death, hahaha~~~ It's so cool."

It turned out that the two brothers Liu Guangtian were too excited and pulled their wounds.

"Second brother, don't pat my legs, I'm in pain all over."

"Hahaha, this Yi Zhonghai, always suffers, always charges, it's rare."

"Stop talking, I can't laugh anymore. You can't do it!"

......

"Puff~~~!"

Yi Zhonghai was bleeding on the spot, defeated again.

Damn, just curse me, what's the point of poking someone's lungs.

Liu Haizhong tapped the table lightly and reminded quietly. I've been waiting for a long time, if I delay any longer, I won't get enough sleep.

"Old Yi, let's talk about business, what are you doing?"

"Ahem, that's right, if it doesn't work, just leave, go to bed early, and save some food."

I finally had a full meal today, but Yi Zhonghai made such a fuss, I felt that I had eaten in vain, which was equivalent to wasting food in disguise.

Yan Bugui couldn't help but complain: "Old Yi is a good man, why doesn't he do anything?"

Yi Zhonghai took a few deep breaths, suppressed his anger, and then shouted again.

"Okay, let's talk about the business of this meeting, everyone be quiet."

"And Jiang Yang, today's meeting is related to the residents of the entire courtyard, you'd better correct your attitude."

"Yi Zhonghai, did I say anything? Are you so deaf and blind?"

Jiang Yang was amused by this guy. He didn't say a word and was dragged out by him to show up.

Yi Zhonghai's face turned red, and he took two deep breaths again, and continued: "Everyone knows that the food ration is getting less and less, and the life of every household has become difficult."

"If there is a way to make everyone's life less difficult, as a resident of the Siheyuan, do you think you should do it?"

"Yes, of course. If you need me to do anything, just tell me. As a resident of the Siheyuan, I am Yi~~~what is Ci?"

The person who spoke was naturally Jia Dongxu, the dog arranged by Yi Zhonghai, who didn't even memorize all the words.

"Yi Zhonghai Ci!"

Seeing Jia Dongxu in such a difficult situation, Jiang Yang couldn't help but remind him.

"Yes, it's me, Yi Zhonghai Ci."

Jia Dongxu added righteously, and wanted to thank the man, but when he saw that it was Jiang Yang, the expression on his face collapsed instantly.

"Puff~~~"

Yan Bugui on the stage spit out a mouthful of tea, damn Yi Zhonghai Ci.

Yi Zhonghai's face darkened. Damn, you can't even memorize a sentence after a whole day of memorizing it?

Yi Zhonghai resigned, so he resigned. Gritting his teeth, he continued to fool around.

"Listen, this is the consciousness of our Siheyuan residents. For the benefit of everyone, he is so responsible. He is worthy of being my disciple, Yi Zhonghai."

"If I have this ability, I will also resign. Bah~~~, I will also be obliged to contribute to everyone."

"It's a pity that I don't have this ability, but there are people here who can help us."

"Jiang Yang, the person I'm talking about is you. Are you willing to contribute to everyone?"

Yi Zhonghai stared at Jiang Yang with a smile, waiting for his reply.

"Of course I am willing to help everyone, but my ability is mediocre. I can do small things, but not big things. Don't ask me for shitty things!"

Yi Zhonghai was a little confused. Why didn't he understand these words?

"What is a small matter? What is a big matter? And what is a dog matter?"

"A small matter is what Yi Zhonghai thinks is a small matter. To me, a big matter does not need to be explained. Dog matters are special and refer only to matters related to Yi Zhonghai."

"Puchi~~~, ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts."

"Uh hahaha~~~, Jiang Yang is too mean."

"Dog matter, is Jiang Yang calling Yi Zhonghai a dog shit?"

"Oh, you are so smart, why didn't I think of that."

......

"Director Wang, why don't you go out? What's going on in this courtyard?"

Xiao Li, a member of the street office hiding at the door, was already a little irritable. What kind of mess was he talking about? Did they come to listen to their quarrel?

"Don't worry, wait and see, I also want to know what this big thing is?"

Director Wang has a calm personality and can be more patient, mainly because he believes in Jiang Yang.

~~~

Yi Zhonghai was embarrassed again, so he simply lost his face and said it directly. This bastard never got into the trap of beating around the bush.

"Shut up, Jiang Yang, I don't care about you. This is a big deal for the whole hospital. You'd better be serious."

"Oh, I'm so scared. Come on, you dog, tell me what's so serious."

Seeing Jiang Yang's tone soften, Yi Zhonghai took the opportunity to sneer:

"Hmph! Jiang Yang, you are a purchaser. In the future, the grain you purchase must be sold to the residents of the Siheyuan at a low price. In addition, you are responsible for replacing the fine grains of the Siheyuan residents with coarse grains, so as to ensure the lives of the Siheyuan residents."

Jiang Yang shrugged and refused directly: "Oh~~~ I can't do it!"

"What? Louder!"

Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed. As long as he answered, it didn't matter what his answer was. Looking at the faces of the residents below the stage, they were obviously much darker.

"Yi Zhonghai, you are dreaming, selling it to you at a low price, and you have to? Who do you think you are? The grains I bought belong to the steel mill, you want to dig into the steel mill, right?"

"You want to exchange fine grains for coarse grains, try to change one, will the country allow you to change? Are you dissatisfied with the country's policies, and want to take the whole courtyard with you to counter-revolution?"

"You want me to commit crimes to help you, you want me to dig out the grain of the steel mill to supply you? You are so shameless."

"And you, Yi Zhonghai fooled you a few words and you believed it, what he said now, is all illegal, do you want to eat peanuts with him? ? "

"Yi Zhonghai, I underestimated you before, thinking you were just a dog. Now it seems that you are more like an enemy spy."

"Oh, is this true? Is it so exaggerated?"

"I think what Jiang Yang said is true, otherwise how could we not know these methods?"

"Damn, didn't Yi Zhonghai almost lead us into a ditch?"

"Sure enough, Yi Zhonghai, this old dog, wants to kill us."

......

Yi Zhonghai panicked and was frightened by Jiang Yang's remarks.

"Jiang Yang, shut up, you fart, you fart!"

"Haha, Yi Zhonghai, just wait."

He said and walked to the outer courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai saw Jiang Yang's action and thought he was going to report to the police station, so he immediately threatened loudly,

"Jiang Yang, if you dare to report to the police station, I will drive you out of the courtyard!"

Jiang Yang walked to the gate of the middle courtyard and said with a wry smile: "Auntie Wang, you heard it, I will leave it to you or I will report to the police station."

"Leave it to me!"

Director Wang walked out with a dark face and shouted: "Yi Zhonghai, who gave you the right to drive out the residents of the courtyard, and explain your previous words to me clearly. You are good enough to dig into the country and incite the masses to do bad things."

"No~~~No, Director Wang, listen to my quibbling, bah~~~listen to me I'll explain. "

"No need to explain, I heard it clearly outside, do you want to come with me, or do I call GA to take you away?"

Yi Zhonghai looked like he had eaten shit, his face twisted into a ball, and finally lowered his head, "I'll go with you."

"Humph!" Director Wang snorted coldly, walked to the front of the stage, and shouted loudly: "I've heard everything from beginning to end, you'd better not believe Yi Zhonghai's words, if I get caught one day, I will definitely ask for severe punishment."

"It's okay, let's disperse, aren't you going to work tomorrow?"

As Director Wang's voice fell, everyone dispersed in a hurry. Damn, they were fooled again, and they were also angry.

The crowd dispersed, leaving only a few people in charge. Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui huddled behind, not daring to move.

"Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, can you still be the uncle? Yi Zhonghai is no longer the uncle, and you still let him preside over the meeting. If you can't do it, tell me earlier and I will arrange someone else."

"Director Wang, we have no choice. Old Yi said that it concerns the lives of the whole hospital. As the uncles in the hospital, how can we object?"

Yan Bugui hurriedly explained that if he lost his status as the third uncle, the benefits of guarding the door would be at least half less in the future.

Now we can only throw all the pots to Yi Zhonghai. Anyway, he is covered in shit and doesn't care about carrying a few more pounds.

"Yes, yes, Director Wang, we didn't expect that the method that Old Yi said was so excessive. We were also confused by him."

"Humph, this is the last time. The next time something like this happens in your courtyard, I will withdraw from you."

"No, Director Wang, I promise."

Yan Bugui raised his hands, his expression serious and serious.

Liu Haizhong nodded at the same time with his head and stomach, more sincerely.

"Humph, Yi Zhonghai, follow us."

A big aunt looked

After seeing Yi Zhonghai off, she couldn't stop crying and finally had to run to the backyard.

Jiang Yang stretched his body. Yi Zhonghai was really asking for trouble. Every day, he was just like the jokes in the TV series.

"Old lady, Old Yi was arrested. What should we do?"

Auntie hurriedly found the deaf old lady for help.

"Oh! Little Yi is really something. Jiang Yang just humiliated him in the afternoon, but he doesn't know how to calm down. Tell me the details first."

Long Laotian sat on the bed and pointed to the hot water on the table. Auntie quickly got up and poured her a cup of hot water.

Then she began to tell what happened in the evening.

"This matter is serious, but it's not serious either. It's just talk, and it's not really done. The bigger problem is to force Jiang Yang. If he doesn't let go, Xiao Yi will be dealt with seriously anyway."

"Then I'll go and beg Jiang Yang to let Old Yi go?"

The deaf old lady rolled her eyes at Auntie, not having any opinion at all.

"Begging him is the last step. We can't let him bite. The premise is that Xiao Yi can forgive him. Otherwise, it doesn't matter whether Jiang Yang lets go or not."

Auntie has been fooled by them for so many years, her brain has long been lost, and she can only ask blankly.

"Old lady, just tell me what to do, I'm stupid."

"Alas! Tomorrow you accompany me to the street office to ask Director Wang. This kind of thing is easy to do, but it's hard to say. If Xiao Yi is really dealt with seriously, their street will also be criticized."

"Go back first and come to me tomorrow."

She was sleepy and didn't want to talk too much to the idiot. She had no interest at all.