Siheyuan: Xu Damao knows how to steal mines

Xu Damao remained calm and took a few photos from a distance with his mobile phone.

Then he left humming a little tune:"Thief Saint, Thief Saint, Xu Damao will treat you to a chicken for free today.""

"But, hey, Qin Huairu, you can do whatever you want!"

"Your son ate my chicken, you say that? Flesh debts can only be repaid with flesh, and debts with children must be repaid by mothers. There is nothing wrong with that!"

Back in the courtyard, I could smell the aroma of chicken soup from a distance.

When I walked to the middle courtyard, I saw Silly Zhu making soup there.

Xu Damao immediately cursed:"Damn it, who stole it from me? chicken?"

"Get out of here!"

"Silly Zhu, did you steal my chicken?"

"Are you unhappy because I asked you to pay the money and deliberately stole our chickens?

When Silly Zhu heard this, he immediately cursed angrily:"Xu Damao, what are you talking about?" I bought this chicken"

"Haha, bought it? Who believes what you said? You just lost me 500 yuan, so you have money to buy chickens?"

"Everyone comes to see and comment. Our old hen is missing. Silly Zhu is making chicken soup here. What's going on? It’s clear at a glance!"

Soon the matter got serious. Several uncles organized a general meeting to discuss the matter of the lost chicken.

Xu Damao said:"Our old hen is lost! Ah, I bought this chicken for five yuan."

"This is considered a major economic loss, and I think it should be reported to the police."

The uncle said quickly:"Don't report the crime until the matter is clear."

"We are a model courtyard house. Xu Damao, aren't you doing this to discredit our courtyard?"

"We should deal with what we can handle ourselves first."

At this time, this scene was just like in a TV series. Qin Huairu had already discovered that her child had eaten a chicken, and she understood what was going on.

Silly Zhu also thought of the stick stalk and Xiao Dang he saw sneaking around today. He looked like Qin Huairu and saw Qin Huairu's eyes pleading for help.

Then his head started to heat up, and he finally admitted that he had stolen the chicken.

Xu Damao smiled and said,"Okay, since you admit that you stole it, you will pay me ten yuan." Money. Silly

Zhu snorted and said:"A chicken in the market only costs two yuan. You want ten yuan. Do you want to rob it?"

Xu Damao said:"Okay, if you don't want to accompany me, that's okay." Master, look at Silly Zhu’s attitude. I’m going to the police station to report the crime. I want to find out who stole this chicken? Qin

Huairu took a look and quickly grabbed Silly Zhu, with a pleading look in his eyes:"Zhuzhu, don't make the matter a big deal. It will be no good to anyone if it makes a big fuss.""

"Just pay him ten yuan! With these ten dollars, he can't become an immortal. Sooner or later, he will suffer retribution.

Seeing his goddess begging softly, Shazhu could only knock out his front teeth and swallow, nodded and said:"Okay, I listen to Sister Qin." Ten bucks is ten bucks!"

Then he went back to the house and took out ten yuan. Originally, he had lost so much money to Xu Damao, and only twenty yuan was left for food, drink and chewing this month. Now that he has lost ten yuan, it seems that he will not be able to use it this month. Better

If something happens again, he will probably have to use his wife's small treasury, which will break his muscles and bones.

Thinking of this, Shazhu also felt itchy with hatred.

The system prompts:"You cheat the fool once, and you will be rewarded with 100 points."

The uncle waved his hand and said:"That's it, let's let it go, let's let it go!"

When Xu Damao passed by Qin Huairu , whispered in her ear:"Qin Huairu, you don't want Bangge to be sent to a labor camp, right?""

"At twelve o'clock tonight, let's meet in the woods north of the toilet."

"You can secretly ask Shazhu to support you. But you have to think clearly. Afterwards, I will send Bangge to a labor camp completely. No one can save him."

When Qin Huairu heard this, she couldn't help but tremble. She probably understood that Xu Damao actually knew that Bangge had stolen the chicken.

After having dinner with anxiety, Qin Huairu didn't dare to sleep until she got to bed.

It wasn't until the whole family was asleep that Qin Huairu got up secretly and called twice:"Dongxu, Mom.

Seeing no one agreed, she said again:"I'm going to the toilet.""Then he left.

He pushed the door open gently, closed it secretly, and then came to the agreed place.

He saw a red light flickering under a tree. It was Xu Damao smoking.

See After Qin Huairu arrived, he smiled and said:"Qin Huairu, tell me, how to solve the problem?"

"Your cockroach stole our chicken and ate it with your kid. How to solve this problem?

Qin Huairu snorted and said,"What evidence do you have to prove that our stickie stole it?""

"Silly Zhu even admitted that he stole the chicken."

"Xu Damao, you need evidence to frame me.

Xu Damao said with a smile:"If I didn't have evidence, would I invite you here?" Come, let me show you the evidence."

After that, he took out the black and white photo he printed out with a printer.

After lighting it with a flashlight, he said,"Look at it."

"Today, your guy stole our chicken and roasted it in the factory. I happened to see it. Unfortunately, I had a camera I borrowed from a friend in my hand."

"I just took a photo of this scene, what else do you have to say?"

Qin Huairu snatched the photo, and Xu Damao smiled and said,"If you want a photo, I will give it to you. I can get as many photos as you want."

"Being uneducated is terrible! Do you know where the photo came from?"

"When a photo is taken, a negative will be formed. As long as the negative is there, you can develop as many photos as you want."

"And this negative is now at my friend's place"

"If I want, I can develop hundreds of photos and post them all over the street"

"By then, everyone will know that your great guy steals chickens, and no one can protect him."

"He will become a typical example of being sent to a labor camp"

"When the time comes, let alone the big man and the fool who can't save him, even the street director can't save him. Hearing this

, Qin Huairu trembled, hugged Xu Damao's arm, and quickly pretended to be pitiful and said:"Xu Damao, you can't do this. If you do this, our family will be ruined.""

"Have pity on Sister Qin!"

At this time, Xu Damao felt the soft shaking on his arm.

This shaking made him feel excited:"Damn, this pretty widow's hardware is really the best."

"This is already E or F grade, right?"