Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens

Lu Xie was walking on the street wearing a black suit.

He lowered his pace, restrained his breath, changed his face, and moved through the crowd like an ordinary person.

Staying at home all the time, even if there is top-notch service, he will gradually feel bored. With the help of the rat charm, he planned to go out for a walk to relax, but the result was not wonderful.

The once warm sunshine became dazzling and annoying, not because he was sensitive to light, but because his righteous energy was stronger during the day. As the leader of the black energy, he now preferred the night.

"I'm a little irritable and want to destroy something to vent my anger."

Lu Xie frowned slightly and murmured to himself, his emotions churning in his heart.

His temper is much better than when he forcibly subdued the mafia. Most of the negative emotions can be vented through sex, but it will be harder for the little snake, after all, he will fill him up every once in a while.

He also made up for this. In addition to spending endless wealth, he also used both hands to make slight modifications to make the curves of the little snake more perfect, the skin to become whiter and tender, the flesh to become tighter, and secretly It was a well-intentioned effort to enhance her physical fitness.

Having said that, there are always some emotions that are stubborn and need to be vented in other ways, such as desire for destruction, desire for expression, appetite, etc.

However, these desires can still be restrained for now, and they can be vented when the time is right. Lu Xie suppressed the irritability caused by the sun and walked in the direction of the rat charm.

The spell collector has been eaten through by him, and now he is a living detector himself.

A moment later, Lu Xie stopped at the door of an auction.

"Sir, welcome in."

The waiter at the door greeted Lu Xie politely and warmly.

Lu Xie raised his eyebrows: "Don't you need to go through the process of 'you ask me for tickets to the auction, a few people who look down on me come out and scold me, and then a few condescending people come out and nod and bow to me'?"

The waiter was confused when he heard this: "Sir, I don't understand what you are talking about. This is a charity auction and no tickets are required."

"charitable?"

The waiter was particularly enthusiastic, with sympathy for the disadvantaged written all over his face.

"Yes, every penny you buy will be used in orphanages, poor mountainous areas and the elderly who have no one to care for them."

It sounds really interesting to ask the leader of the Black Qi to do charity, but considering that the so-called charity is mostly fake, Lu Xie is not very repelled. He walked into the auction and found a seat near the front to sit down and wait quietly for the auction. will start.

…

Jackie Chan looked at Xiaoyu who had appeared behind him at some point, and felt a little numb. After so many experiences, he had become accustomed to his niece appearing at the venue.

"Xiaoyu, you should stay at home instead of following me to find the charm."

Habits are habits, what should be said must be said.

"No, I just met you while visiting a charity auction, Uncle Long."

Xiaoyu shrugged innocently, "Miss Hardman always teaches us to be loving in school. I think this is a good start."

"And that guy Xiaozhu said that he is going to visit the museum with his parents today. When this is over, I want you to accompany me to support the scene. Uncle Long, you can't always be a secret agent and a kung fu star. District 13 doesn't pay you. money."

"Who told you I'm a secret agent and a kung fu star! I'm an archaeologist!"

Jackie Chan subconsciously retorted, and then remembered his bad experiences during this period, fighting with the mafia, being chased by ninja soldiers, snatching charms, transforming into a thief and sneaking into a museum and squatting there for a few days...

Yes, he is obviously an archaeologist.

Thinking about Jackie Chan made me feel sad.

Xiaoyu: "That's right, Uncle Long, I'm so glad you still remember your job!"

She doesn't like Uncle Long's identity as an archaeologist, but now she feels that this profession is still useful. For example, when friends are facing cultural relics that they can't understand, Uncle Long can talk and use his profound knowledge.

"But Xiaoyu, I may have a little shadow of the museum in a short period of time."

The first time he committed a crime in his life, he went to jail. If he hadn't been so skilled, he would have been fucked by the strong men inside during the few days he stayed there. He didn't want to go through this painful experience again.

"It's not the one that got you arrested, it's another museum."

After hearing what Jackie Chan said, Xiaoyu tried to persuade him.

"Uncle Long, didn't you say that the best way to face fear is to defeat it? You are an archaeologist, so you have to say hello to various museums!"

"...You are right, Xiaoyu."

Jackie Chan sighed and touched Xiaoyu's head, "I will accompany you to the museum, but now we need to get the rat charm first."

There were several clapping sounds from the stage, and a middle-aged man wearing a monocle stepped forward and spoke in a passionate tone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I care about everyone coming to this event."

"Although people nowadays are becoming more and more realistic, there are always lovely guys like you who are noble in moral character and willing to give love to spread love to the world."

After the brief opening remarks, the host took out some small items for auction. These are personal unused items donated by caring people at zero cost.

The price of worthless gadgets increased several times or even dozens of times after adding love magic. People in the audience were still enjoying it and Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.

"Uncle Long, do you think that if I give my unused cards to the host for auction, can he return me a large super moose?"

"I guess so."

Seeing that his banknotes were about to fly away, Jackie Chan felt distressed.

He didn't mind the stinky capitalists spending money to buy love so that he could feel more at ease when making false accounts, but it was too much to drive up prices!

"The next item is a table lamp inlaid with a mouse pattern stone, starting at twenty dollars."

The host casually showed it. This thing was a small gadget among small gadgets. It was really worthless, which covered his lack of interest.

"Thirty dollars!"

Jackie Chan's face was happy. He was very happy that the items with the mouse spell were cheap. He brought a total of two thousand dollars, so it shouldn't be a problem to get it.

"Thirty-one dollars."

A familiar voice came from the front. Jackie Chan didn't pay attention. The price was very low now, and it was normal for someone to follow and take pictures.

"Fifty dollars!"

"Fifty-one dollars."

The voice slowly raised the price.

"One hundred dollars!"

"One hundred and one dollars."

"Two hundred dollars!"

"Two hundred and one dollars."

"One thousand dollars!"

After raising the price several times, Jackie Chan couldn't hold it anymore and raised the price five times, but the unhurried voice still came.

"One thousand and one dollars."

Jackie Chan shouted out the final bottom price bitterly: "Two thousand dollars!"

"Two thousand and one dollars."

Jackie Chan: "..."

You are deliberately looking for trouble, right!

He looked at Xiaoyu next to him, "Xiaoyu, do you have money?"

Xiaoyu searched her trouser pockets and spread her hands: "There are still two dollars and sixty-one cents."

Jackie Chan sighed, "Then there is nothing we can do."

Hearing this, Xiaoyu felt complicated: "The Rat Talisman was actually bought for two thousand dollars. This price is too cheap."

Jackie Chan also regretted this. He should have told District 13 in advance and asked them to give some financial assistance. Now he can only wait until the end to negotiate with the buyer.

"Deal!" The host dropped the hammer three times with a happy look on his face. Although it was not too much, it was his ability to sell a broken lamp for two thousand dollars.

The lamp was taken backstage, and the next collection was brought up. After the auction, the auctioned items would be distributed at the same time.

"Maybe we can think of another way."

Looking at Jackie Chan's sad face next to him, Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, muttered softly, and then raised her voice.

"Uncle Long, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Well, go ahead."

After getting the guardian's casual answer, Xiaoyu quietly slipped out of the auction. She did not go far, but walked into a remote alley nearby. After looking around for a while, she found a brick.

"I remember Luke used shaping magic to make cookies."

Xiaoyu took out the lizard specimen from her pocket and recalled Luke's movements and gestures to the brick. The girl who was particularly favored by the black and white air was very talented and learned both kung fu and magic very quickly.

A small piece of brick fell silently, slowly turning into the shape of a talisman, and then the surface was intertwined and turned into the pattern of a rat talisman.

"I am really a genius."

Xiaoyu smiled proudly, put away the fake talisman, and walked into the auction again.

She did not return to her original seat, but used her small and flexible body to get into a small box and sneaked into the backstage when the staff was not paying attention.

The backstage space was large, piled with a lot of sundries, and there were several employees chatting. They were complaining about life, thinking that the six-hour working day was too long, the salary was not enough to hire a private doctor, the number of weekend parties was getting less and less, and there was not enough free time.

Xiaoyu hid in the box, looking around for the whereabouts of the table lamp, and finally fixed on a small corner where no one cared.

"Luo! Anna! Hurry up, you two lazy guys, the next auction item is a cabinet, lift it together!"

The voice of the superior came from outside, and the two employees spat on the ground twice, cursed twice, and began to move the cabinet with a grunt.

After the staff left, Xiaoyu took the opportunity to get out of the box and came to the lamp, with a smile on her face.

She took out the rat charm and kissed it.

"The rat that sneaked in, the rat charm that no one cares about, we are a good match, aren't we?"

She put the rat charm in her pocket, took out the fake charm and put it back, so that everything looked the same, and the buyer didn't know the charm had magic anyway.

After completing these tasks, Xiaoyu planned to go out, but as soon as she turned around, she ran into a pair of strong and powerful legs and fell to the ground with a bang.

Her vision flew up and down, and Xiaoyu realized that a hand was lifting her up, and then her eyes reflected a handsome face with evil spirits, and that face had a playful smile.

"The little mouse who stole things was caught by the cat."

Xiaoyu's pupils contracted and her mouth opened in horror.

It was the mafia villain who sent Uncle Long to prison last time!

She began to struggle hard and screamed.

"Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!"

...

In a luxurious commercial building, two figures, one big and one small, sat opposite each other on the sofa.

"There are few people in the world who can keep an eye on me, but I am always caught by you, Lu Ke."

Looking at the young boy in front of her who still looked immature, Chen Xiaoyu looked a little helpless, "Did the Holy Lord and I make too much noise?"

"You left a scent when you left the antique shop."

Luke skillfully brewed two cups of tea, handed one over, and smiled slightly.

"Details determine success or failure, Xiaoyu."

"I've heard this several times, and I have a different experience every time I hear it."

Chen Xiaoyu took a sip of tea, and she relaxed her body in the pleasant tea fragrance, looking at the boy with nostalgia in her eyes.

"You look so cute like this, I miss you so much."

Luke blinked and looked at Xiaoyu's appearance after growing up, "This is the first time I've seen you like this."

Xiaoyu's facial features didn't change much after she grew up, but she was slightly enlarged, and she lost her childishness and became much sharper, giving people a heroic feeling. Her figure is relatively slender, but judging from the faint lines, her explosive power should be very strong.

"From what you said, I soon became what I look like when I grow up?"

"Sorry, I can't tell you. This is forbidden."

Chen Xiaoyu held her chin and smiled mysteriously, "You are familiar with this line, right?"

"The catchphrase of the future person Asahina Mikuru in "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" to the male protagonist Axu, involving some secrets of the future, which cannot be told to people now."

Luke looked a little strange, looking at Chen Xiaoyu, and spoke tactfully.

"Xiaoyu, you don't look like her."

Chen Xiaoyu's face darkened. Of course, she knew that she and Asahina were not alike. That character had a plump figure and was as big as a summer melon, while she... had a low body fat percentage.

With those two things dragging her down, who could still perform the mission as a sheriff!

Chen Xiaoyu snorted coldly: "Vulgar! Even if you are kind, you are still so vulgar!"

Luke, who was kind and thin-skinned, felt a little ashamed and bowed his head to apologize: "I'm sorry, I am indeed vulgar."

After a few simple words, the distance between the two narrowed a lot, and they began to talk about business.

"I'm here to catch the devil dragon this time, and I will go back after I catch it."

"Devil dragon?"

"A lizard dragon that is not very popular in the Magical Animal Park."

Luke nodded, thinking about it, and suddenly asked a question: "Xiaoyu, you are the head of District 13 now, right?"

"It's the sheriff!"

Chen Xiaoyu rolled her eyes at Luke, crossed her long legs, and crossed her legs.

"The sheriff of District 13 came to catch an escaped animal in person?"

Chen Xiaoyu's body stiffened for a moment, and silently put down her legs.

"Is there anything wrong? The demon dragon is still quite dangerous in this era."

"I think I was wrong when I said you didn't pay attention to details. You repaired the protective magic before you left, but forgot to deal with the breath you left behind. This doesn't seem to be reasonable."

It's like deliberately luring me here.

Lu Ke frowned, thinking that things were not simple.

Chen Xiaoyu coughed twice, seeming a little uncomfortable: "This... sometimes it's okay to be careless."

Seeing her like this, Lu Ke blushed.

"That, Xiaoyu... please forgive me if I'm wrong, you don't want to crush me in this form, right?"

Lu Ke: 〃〃

Chen Xiaoyu: (￢_￢)

She silently took out a gun and pointed it at Lu Ke.

"You'd better die for me once!"