Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens

A long and boring auction has a strong hypnotic effect, just like a high school math class. By the time it's over, Jackie Chan is almost asleep.

He rubbed his temples, and his drowsy brain cleared up a little. The auction winners in his sight were all taken to a room to receive their auction items. The auction provided express delivery services for some items that were inconvenient to take away.

Jackie Chan stood guard at the door, and someone inside came out, but he didn't see anyone leaving with a lamp until the last person left the room.

He stopped the staff who came out and asked politely.

"Hello, may I ask where the owner of the lamp that took the photo is? I would like to meet him."

The staff shrugged: "That gentleman has left."

"What?" Jackie Chan was shocked, "What about the lamp he took the photo of?"

"We will move it to the warehouse and wait for him to claim it. A desk lamp doesn't take up much space."

While the two were talking, another staff member came out holding a desk lamp with a mouse-shaped charm on it.

Jackie Chan looked at the rat charm under the desk lamp, feeling a little itchy in his heart and a little itchy in his hands, with a hint of pain in his expression.

No, Jackie Chan, you can't do this!

do you remember? You just got into trouble once for stealing!

Not long ago, you promised Blake that he would never steal anything again!

You are an archaeologist, not a robber!

"If the buyer never comes to claim it, the lamp will have to wait until the next auction to be taken out."

The staff member holding the desk lamp said casually.

Jackie Chan:…

"The next auction seems to be in a year."

Jackie Chan:…

"Then there's only one answer."

Jackie Chan took a deep breath, held the desk lamp with both hands in the surprised eyes of the staff, yanked it and ran outside.

"I'm sorry, I borrowed it and I will return it to you!"

A few seconds later, the staff who reacted shouted: "Come here, someone is robbing!!!"

The guard guarding the door moved upon hearing the sound, and the policeman who happened to be patrolling nearby also showed sharp eyes and grabbed Jackie Chan who ran out to draw the charm.

"Hands up!"

The policeman did not hesitate to take out his gun and point it at Jackie Chan who was trying to break away. He was obviously ready to fire randomly and put on a second magazine to continue. The corners of Jackie Chan's mouth twitched.

"Tough luck, bad luck, bad luck!"

…

"You can't beat me with jumping machine."

In Elk Paradise, Xiaoyu, who had lost two battles, was full of confidence. The phone booth in District 13 was a jumping machine with a weakened protection system, and she had long been used to it.

After all, you don’t take the stairs every day.

But this thing is even less challenging for someone who can fly. When Xiaoyu was finally made to feel vomiting by the weightlessness, Lu Xie could continue in an understatement, so the result was as expected.

Xiaoyu scratched her hair and muttered silently in her heart.

Four wins out of seven!

Then she dragged Luke and rushed fiercely to the next event. There were so many events in Elk Park, and she didn't believe that she, a master of the game, could not win any of them!

Whack-a-mole, basketball, bumper cars, big pendulum, air swing...

From the thrills to the physical coordination, from the reaction speed to the calculation ability, Xiaoyu tried every item with a grimace, and was defeated in every battle.

It later evolved into five wins in nine rounds, six wins in eleven rounds, and seven wins in thirteen rounds. In the end, Xiaoyu stopped calculating. She stared at Lu Xie with such fierce eyes that she wanted to eat him in one bite.

"Is there anything you can't do?"

Lu Xie shrugged. You must know that he has the support of a large group of brothers behind him, and even if he is not perfect now, his physical fitness is still far ahead.

If there's anything he doesn't know how to do, it's probably just giving birth to a child.

It's not impossible to have a life. After all, the Lukes have gradually turned into inhuman beings. Changing gender is just a trivial matter, even changing species.

But there should be no Luk that would go crazy and give birth to a child. If one did, it would probably be the first Luk to be isolated and refused to share.

"I gave up."

Xiaoyu curled her lips and relaxed her tense body. She finally realized that she had chosen the wrong opponent. Not only did she not get the Rat Talisman, she actually lost to the Ox Talisman.

"Want to admit defeat?" Lu Xie raised his eyes and asked.

"Don't even think about it, at least I have to play enough."

Xiaoyu glared at him fiercely, "Let's go ride the roller coaster!"

"As long as you're happy."

Two people sat in a row on the roller coaster. As the machine started, the roller coaster moved at high speed on the rails, winding and circling in the air, getting faster and faster.

The passengers felt a strong sense of weightlessness in their bodies, and the howling wind blew in their ears. Everyone's adrenaline surged, their bodies became hot, their faces turned red, and they all began to scream and shout in unison, gaining pleasure from fear.

After getting off the roller coaster, Xiaoyu calmed down her violently beating heart, took a deep breath, and took a while to regain her senses.

"It's so exciting!"

Lu Xie next to her heard this and glanced at her sideways: "Then do you want to do it again?"

Xiaoyu was a little surprised: "Is it okay?"

"There's nothing wrong with such a small thing."

So the two of them rode the roller coaster again and once again experienced the feeling of weightlessness in the sky. This time the excitement was a little less than the last one, but Xiaoyu was already satisfied.

She let out a sigh of satisfaction, and her hair was turned into a broom head by the inertia and wind, and she couldn't push it back no matter how hard she pressed it down.

After Lu Xie saw it, he gently touched it, and his hair returned to its original appearance of silky smoothness.

Xiaoyu touched her hair and her eyes lit up: "Hey, big man, you must be a good hairstylist in the future."

"Thanks for the compliment, but I never thought about becoming an assassin."

Xiaoyu took out the small tickets given by the staff when playing and counted them. These can be exchanged for snacks that children love to eat.

"There are twenty tickets in total, which can be exchanged for two ice creams. Do you want it?"

"You can just eat it yourself."

Lu Xie replied casually, watching Xiaoyu skipping away, his heart moved, and he looked up in the direction of the commercial building.

Something seemed to have happened there. Several auras appeared at the same time. A small amount of black energy invisible to ordinary people escaped from Lu Xie's body and floated to an unknown distance.

He mused: "The non-existent black energy has increased."

To be precise, the total amount has increased, and part of it is derived from him...

No, it's more like returning a small part to the Holy Lord.

"The Holy Lord was resurrected by someone else, and he also fled to a far away place. He is very courageous. It seems that he was too kind to him while I was out and restless."

The most powerful villain of the last millennium was severely punished by the Luke of that world, and his end was so miserable that it was hard to watch.

Lu Xie frowned slightly after sensing the situation there. The Holy Lord was indeed the villain MVP from the first season to the finale, and he was quite difficult to kill.

But that's okay. The Holy Lord should be resurrected in the plan anyway. His good side seems to be there. There is nothing important in the building. As long as the little snake is fine.

"for you."

Xiaoyu, who has amazing mobility, has returned, handed Lu Xie a vanilla ice cream with her backhand, and sat on the chair to eat her own portion.

"I don't want it." "Miss Hardman said, friends should know how to share."

"When did I say I wanted to be friends with you?"

"The ice cream is melting, why are you so pretentious as an adult!"

Xiaoyu stretched her arms forward impatiently, "If it weren't for the fact that you took me to play today, I wouldn't have given you what you wanted."

Lu Xie glanced at the people coming and going, and took a bit of the ice cream uncomfortably. The ice-cold texture melted in his mouth, and there was a hint of cool sweetness.

Xiaoyu swayed her legs after eating the ice cream, "How do you feel?"

"The work is average, the entrance is just barely there."

Lu Xie honestly expressed his feelings.

"At this time, shouldn't you think that ice cream is a delicacy you have never tasted before, and then go home and eat it every day?"

Lu Xie: "...Where do you get these messy thoughts?"

"This is what my good friend told me in the story, that is, the good friend who knows kung fu and magic." Xiaoyu looked convinced.

Lu Xie coughed twice, swallowed the ice cream in his stomach, then clapped his hands and stood up, "Since you have admitted defeat, the game is over. I will leave first. I will get the charm and take it to the commercial building in the city center. "

He had just taken two steps when the corner of his clothes was grabbed by Xiaoyu. She was holding her cell phone and had a speechless expression on her face.

"Uncle Long, were you caught for robbing something?"

"It's not arrest, it's just a small misunderstanding. I just borrowed the desk lamp for a while. Borrowing, how can you say robbery when it comes to an archaeologist?"

Jackie Chan's voice on the other side was very cramped and low.

"Don't tell dad. Last time I was in trouble, he kept saying that I set a bad example for you."

"You did set a bad example for me, Uncle Long."

"I will definitely not borrow anything from others next time. I swear I will learn my lesson. Fortunately, I got the charm. This trip was not in vain."

Xiaoyu covered her eyes, "I'm sorry, Uncle Long, I forgot to tell you that the rat charm has been stolen by me, and the one you have is fake."

"What!?"

Jackie Chan's voice suddenly amplified, almost deafening Xiaoyu's ears.

"Uncle Long, I can hear you. You can keep your voice down."

"You...I...forget it, just keep the spell in your hand. As long as the mafia doesn't get it, I won't suffer in vain."

Xiaoyu said a little guilty: "Well, in fact, the boss of the mafia took the charm away from me."

She thought for a while and replaced the word "grab" with "take". "He was the one who took the photo of the desk lamp. It is legal for him to hold the rat charm."

"Xiao! Jade! We can't reason with the mafia people. They will bring a lot of dangers after they get the spell."

"Actually, I think he's pretty good. He took me to play for a day today."

"you……"

The emotional Jackie Chan wanted to say something else, but a "time's up" interrupted the conversation between the two, and then a blind tone came from the other end of the phone.

Xiaoyu looked at Lu Xie pitifully, "I made an appointment with my classmates to go to the museum, but now I don't have Uncle Long to support me. Can you bear to see me being laughed at by my classmates alone?"

"I'm not your Uncle Long."

"Uncle Long is not important. What is important is that I have to have a guy who understands antiques to support me."

"Please, think about the terrible consequences if you don't go. Being laughed at by Xiaozhu might make me depressed. Once I'm depressed, I will smoke and drink, dye my hair and perm it, get a tattoo, and then... She has degenerated into a delinquent girl, and may even take a criminal path in the future and join the mafia to engage in criminal work!”

"And all this is because you failed to agree to accompany a little girl to the museum today."

Xiaoyu spoke with emotion and emotion, and also performed expressions and imitations of body movements. She pretended to be a loose little girl with a cigarette in her mouth, and her performance was lifelike.

"I will be very happy then. The black energy force has added a general."

Lu Xie pulled Xiaoyu's hand away coldly, "How about I give you a handsome tattoo to make you the queen of the Black Shadow Corps?"

"The Queen of the Shadow Corps?"

Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and she was actually a little moved. "You mean to be the queen of those ninja soldiers and command them at will? Queen of Shadows, oh~ this title is really cool."

While Xiaoyu was thinking about it, Luke suddenly appeared in her mind, wearing a white holy robe, sitting on the back of a yak with her, and the little fire in her heart was extinguished instantly.

"No, my good friend is a Saint, and I won't go against him."

"It sounds like you like that friend of yours very much?"

The cold expression on Lu Xie's face relaxed slightly.

"Of course, he is my prospective boyfriend. As long as the two of us grow up in a few years, we can be together legitimately. Dad and Uncle Long will not object."

Xiaoyu said it was natural.

"...I promise to accompany you to the museum, and you won't bring up the matter of puppy love again." Lu Xie rubbed his eyebrows.

"This topic is too dangerous. I'm worried about being invited to tea by the FBI."

Xiaoyu glanced at him strangely, "What does it have to do with you?"

"It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!"

Lu Xie wiped his face. When his hand left his face, it had turned into another tough face with a big nose. Xiaoyu almost jumped up in shock.

"Uncle Long!?"

"You will have to hold parent-teacher meetings in the future. It won't be good if your uncle looks different."

Lu Xie, who turned into Jackie Chan, said indifferently.

Xiaoyu looked at Lu Xie who had even changed his body shape in astonishment: "You are so thoughtful. Also, your makeup skills are amazing."

"Let's go."

…

Half an hour later, the two stopped at the entrance of their museum.

There, the brown-skinned little column with eyes was waiting for Xiaoyu in his pocket.

"You're so slow, Xiaoyu, I'm almost done shopping."

"Something happened in the middle. I went to Elk Park and forgot about it."

"I don't believe it." Xiaozhu laughed, "Your grades are so bad and you always get into trouble at school. How could your family take you to Elk Paradise? I haven't even had the chance to go there."

Lu Xie next to him glanced at Xiaozhu, took out an extra-large super moose from his portable space and placed it in front of Xiaoyu.

"You're wrong kid. Whether you go to the amusement park or not depends on whether your family values ​​their children. Xiaoyu is very cute and her family members all like her. This super moose is the prize that Xiaoyu won at Elk Park."

Lu Xie knelt down and showed an evil smile to Xiao Zhu, "You are different. Your parents don't want to take you to Elk Paradise not because you have bad grades but because they want to save money. Make an excuse."

Xiaozhu was stunned for a moment, with chills all over his body. This tone that wanted to break his young heart was particularly familiar, just like the demon classmate sitting behind him.

Recently, the demon has been calm and smiling, and no longer teases himself. He thought that there were no such monsters anymore, but he didn't expect to meet another one today, and it was a large and enhanced version!

"You are a liar! You are a liar just like Xiaoyu!"

Lu Xie sighed to express his regret and sympathy.

"Think about it carefully, let alone taking you to Tiger Elk Paradise, they are not even willing to buy you fried chicken and watermelon, they don't love you!"