Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty
Chapter 178 Choose Joker or Batman?
There is a very classic question.
If you had to choose, would you choose to be a teammate of the Joker or a teammate of Batman?
Of these two, one was waiting for the kidnapper's companion to load the money bag into the car, and finally shot his companion and drove away.
One is an old cunt who knows more about you and has more ways to deal with you in his folder.
Looks like a superhero, a super villain.
But the things they do are pretty much the same.
Bruce Yu looked at the clown in front of him, "Why did you invite me to go with you? I can't even drive."
The clown chuckled, "Give the monkey a banana and let the monkey be our driver. As for you, all you have to do is load the money bag into the car, just like..."
As he spoke, he made a very unsightly movement to release energy.
"It's as simple as this!"
Bruce Yu interrupted: "Then the question is, what benefits will I get from doing this?"
"Oh! What a good question!" The clown's CPU was obviously burnt. He thought for a long time and pulled his green hair. "Damn! Your family can be described as a dog hating a cat! You actually asked me to rob a bank. What’s the use?”
"Yeah, what's the use?"
"Of course you get the money! Stupid neighbor!"
"What do you use the money for? Buy a car? Buy a house?" Bruce Yu tilted his head, "Then why not just grab what you need?"
"Oh! Genius!" The clown suddenly clapped his hands, "Why didn't I think of that?"
Bruce Yu shrugged: "So what do you want to get?"
The clown's tongue was licking around his mouth. At this time, he was not crazy enough to cut his lips. He pinched his chin and thought seriously.
After a long time, he raised his index finger: "Huh? I have an idea!"
"What is it?"
"I want Gotham, chaos! Fall into, plunge into the most primitive chaos of mankind! No more money to buy things, you can take what you want! People don't need to work! This and that."
His education level was not high, Bruce Yu added: "This can achieve a republic?"
"Oh! Yes! That's it! That magical little thought!"
Bruce Yu scratched his head, "Although I don't know what happened, you can turn bank robbery into a struggle. Forget it, just do whatever you love Jiba."
The Joker rubbed his hands while muttering to himself, making small movements constantly, "Let me think about it, who is the richest in Gotham? Oh yes!"
He suddenly looked at Bruce Yu, "The name is similar to yours, Bruce Wayne! Yes! That's him!"
Bruce Yu scratched the painful back of his head and said, "Okay. It can be considered a return to the main line."
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The Land of Snow is a country covered by heavy snow all year round, like a world of ice and snow covered in silver.
Looking around, everything you can see is a vast expanse of white. Thick snow piles on the ground, as if covering the whole country with a thick white quilt. The rolling snow-capped mountains tower into the clouds. On the top of the mountain, The snow never melts all year round.
In this ice and snow, Metkai, Yuhi Kurenai and Uchiha Yu were walking hard.
But Metkay was not afraid of the cold at all. He raised his legs high in the air and shouted excitedly: "The more you exercise, the body will get hot, Yossi!" His face was filled with enthusiasm and vitality, as if the cold was treating him badly. Doesn't exist at all.
Yuhi Hong helplessly covered her forehead and complained with a look of disgust: "Kai, you are too energetic."
Uchiha had been walking in silence, and now he suddenly asked Kai: "Teacher Kai, what technique did you use when you fought Kakuzu last time?"
When Metkai heard this, he immediately became interested. He proudly said loudly: "Haha, that's the Eight Gate Dunjia, a super powerful physical skill!" He cleared his throat and began to explain in detail, "In Our body has a meridian system for the flow of chakra. From the head down, there are eight chakra acupuncture points: Kaimen, Ximen, Shengmen, Shangmen, Dumen, Jingmen, Jingmen and Death Gate. , this is the ‘eight gates’!”
"Normally, the 'Eight Gates' will set a limit on the amount of chakra flowing in the body, but the 'Eight Gate Dungeon' can use chakra to forcefully exceed this limit, greatly increasing the strength of the caster." The more gates there are, the stronger the power will be. However, this is not a technique that can be used casually, because it puts a heavy load on the body and the user may be injured, so it is a forbidden technique!"
Uchiha listened for a while and nodded thoughtfully, with curiosity and desire shining in his eyes. He directly asked Metkai: "Teacher Kai, can you teach me?"
When Metkai heard Uchiha Yu's straightforward request, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Ah!" He stared at Uchiha Yu with his eyes wide open, obviously not expecting that this child would be so frank. Just speak.
In Konoha Village, ninjas have a set of established rules for learning ninjutsu.
Generally speaking, the family plays a vital role in the growth of ninjas. Those unique ninjutsu inherited from the family bloodline are carefully taught by the family elders, and the experience and skills accumulated by the ancestors are passed down from generation to generation.
As for the Ninja School, it is more responsible for enlightenment, teaching children some basic Ninjutsu such as Sanshen Jutsu, and helping them lay a foundation. Just like in the cross talk world, Qu School is responsible for enlightenment and motivating children. Initial interest in the art.
But if you really want to learn real advanced skills, there are only two ways.
Either the elders in the family are masters in this field, and they teach by example; or, you have to find a serious and experienced ninja to learn from and study hard under him.
And once you choose a teacher, in the ninja circle, this relationship is relatively fixed.
If you already have a master, but you go to another master, in the words of the industry, this is called "jumping the door", which is quite taboo.
Kai raised his hand and scratched his shiny forehead, with a trace of embarrassment on his face, and said carefully: "You are Kakashi's disciple, how can you learn from me?"
In his heart, he followed the traditional rules of Konoha and took Kakashi's face into consideration. He really didn't know how to respond to Uchiha Yu's sudden request.
"That's wrong." Uchiha Yu was not in a hurry, raised his chin slightly, and suddenly started a long speech, talking about a wave of great truths.
He looked firm and spoke sincerely, saying: "Konoha is a big village of solidarity and friendship, just like a warm big family. Every ninja living in it shoulders the sacred responsibility of protecting Konoha!"
He paused and gave an example: "Teacher Kai, think about it, if one day, many vicious villains suddenly poured into the village, then, don't we all have to do our best to protect the village? For example, if one day, more than a dozen ninjas as powerful as Kakuzu appeared in Konoha, it would be impossible to deal with them with just a few elite ninjas. As a member of Konoha, don't we have to stand up? If I can learn a few more skills, even if I can only deal with one more enemy, it will reduce the danger for the village."
He spoke passionately, with a fiery look in his eyes. 's light, as if he had seen himself showing his prowess on the battlefield of protecting Konoha in the future!
"For Konoha! For the Land of Fire!"
"Okay!" After hearing Uchiha Yu's sincere words, Might Guy thought of Uchiha Yu's great deeds of saving his best friend Kakashi twice. It seemed that Kai was instantly injected with a shot of cardiotonic, as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He suddenly slapped his palms together, bursting into a loud applause, and excitedly shouted: "Then I will teach..."
The high-pitched tone and the rising ending tone all showed his surging enthusiasm in his heart. He was ready to teach everything he knew, and couldn't wait to teach Uchiha Yu the essence of the Eight Gates.
At this critical moment, Yuhi Kurenai, who had been standing by and listening quietly, looked stern, stepped forward quickly, and interrupted Kai's speech at the right time.
She frowned slightly and said earnestly: "Kai, let's talk about these things after we return from this mission. The most urgent thing is to find Tsunade-sama."
Her voice was soft but unquestionable. Might Guy was stunned by the sudden interruption. He subconsciously raised his hand and scratched his head. His originally excited expression was slightly restrained, and a trace of annoyance flashed in his eyes. Then he returned to normal and responded helplessly: "Uh... OK, OK!"
Uchiha Yu gritted his teeth and squeezed out a voice from his mouth: "Teacher Hong, you are really a ninja who takes the overall situation into consideration!"
Yuhi Kurenai shook his head, "Sorry Yu, some things are a bit complicated."
"Then, if Tsunade is found, can you not stop Teacher Kai from teaching me?"
Yuhi Kurenai thought about it and pursed her lips and said: "Well, if everything goes well, I won't say much about your affairs."
Yuhi Kurenai stepped out of Konoha Village this time, and the mission she shouldered was completely different from Kai and Uchiha Yu.
Kai was looking for Tsunade-sama seriously, hoping to find this legendary medical ninja as soon as possible and save Kakashi from his injury.
Uchiha Yu, on the other hand, was eager for powerful strength and wanted to learn Might Guy's Eight Gates Ninjutsu and cure Kakashi who was recuperating in bed.
As for Yuhi Kurenai, she actually had a more secret and critical task - secretly monitoring Uchiha Yu and preventing him from defecting from Konoha.
The complexity of the Uchiha clan and various changes in the past made the two consultants Mitomon En and Utatane Koharu pay special attention to Uchiha Yu's every move, so they appointed Yuhi Kurenai, who had a high level of illusion, to take on this important task.
If Uchiha Yu defected and took away the practice method of Eight Gates Ninjutsu, it would be a big trouble.
However, Konoha went out to perform the mission this time, and there were far more than these three ninjas with different purposes.
In the snow several kilometers away from them, two other people followed closely and silently.
Both of them wore eye-catching Konoha forehead guards. One of them was concentrating on checking the ninja scroll, while the other was squatting on the side, watching a few bugs intently.
The bugs trembled slightly in the ice and snow, as if conveying some information to him.
"Amazing, at the age of fourteen, he became a special jonin of the village."
Yamanaka Feng's eyes were full of admiration, and he praised his companion beside him who was concentrating on observing the bugs - Aburame Torigone without hesitation.
Aburame Torigone was not distracted by the praise, and still looked stern. She just said lightly: "They are just ahead. The temperature here is too low. My tracking bugs can't follow for long in this environment. I have to think about how to get rid of the two jonins."
Yamanaka Feng frowned slightly when he heard it, and fell into deep thought. After a moment, he slowly said: "It's very difficult!"
"Kai's physical skills are very difficult to deal with. As the village's master of illusions, Kurenai Yuhi's illusions are even more elusive. If she's not careful, she will fall into an illusion and be unable to move. Whether we fight alone or together, we can't. Can’t deal with these two.”
The thought of facing off against these two famous jounin made him feel helpless.
But Lord Danzo trusted him so much that it was hard for him to make irresponsible remarks.
Aburame pursed her lips, thought for a while, and asked tentatively: "Is a sneak attack useful?"
"It's useless," Shanfeng shook his head in denial without hesitation, "That kid has excellent self-protection ability and extremely fast reaction speed. In addition, he is protected by two jounin, so he wants to kill him under their noses. , almost impossible.”
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"It's difficult."
Aburame took the root and touched the autographed letter Danzo gave him, and said helplessly: "It seems that we still have to join forces with the Snow Ninja this time, but I don't know how many benefits Danzo-sama promised to the Snow Country."
Shanfeng's eyes were sharp at this time: "Everything is based on Danzo-sama's thoughts. Even if the village will lose some profits this time, it is all for the future of the village! If the geniuses of the Uchiha clan appear one after another, then sooner or later the village will Falling into the hands of these lunatics! This is a terrible act!”
Aburame Tune, who had been brainwashed by Danzo since childhood, nodded, "I understand!"
After discussing, the two of them chose a more difficult snow mountain road according to the direction of the map, and quickly ran towards the Land of Snow.
Three days passed quickly. The three ninjas from Konoha looked at the gate of Snow Country and breathed a sigh of relief.
Metkai's watermelon head was already frozen, and he was standing still shouting slogans, his nose was so cold that he had a runny nose.
Kurenai Yuhi was not in a good condition either, with frost on her eyebrows.
Uchiha?
He walked in the snow as freely as on the prairie.
Compared to the memories of the extremely cold hell, this place is too childish.
Uchiha took a deep breath and suddenly formed a seal!
"Yu, what are you going to do?" Yuhi Hong suddenly became defensive.
However, Uchiha just released the Go Fireball Technique into the open space.
At the same time, he attached a feather with Armament Haki and stretched it into the high fire ball!
In this way, I simply made a hand warmer.
He held the tail end and handed the feather to Kurenai.
Yuhi Kurenai didn't expect that Yu used the fire ball to warm herself up, so she blushed slightly and took the feather.
Feeling the warmth from the feathers, Yuhi Hong once again confirmed that the idea of the village's senior officials was strange.
How could such a student who cared so much about his teacher defect?
"Thank you, Yu."
Uchiha made an innocent smile, "Seeing Teacher Hong so cold, the students feel very sad!"
Yuri's face turned redder than that of Yu who had lied, and she remained silent.
Seeing Yuhi Kurenai's appearance, Uchiha complained in his heart: 'Small! I don’t believe I can’t handle you! ’
"Ah sneeze!"
Metkai interrupted Uchiha's thoughts. He rubbed his nose and said, "Tsunade-sama has been homeless for so many years. According to the tip, she is most likely to come to the Snow Country to treat the Snow Country's royal family and earn some money." "
Uchiha interjected: "Gambling money."
Metkai nodded awkwardly, "Well, I hope she is here! My best friend! You must get better! Yosi, come on! Go to the gambling house!"
In a smoky gambling house, a woman's bold voice shook the snow off the windows.
Her face, flushed with excitement, was full of nervousness and anticipation, and her eyes were fixed on the few chips on the table.
The surrounding gamblers were flushed and shouting excitedly. Their tables were piled with money chips, which was in sharp contrast to the woman's embarrassment.
Tsunade bit her lower lip and held the few remaining chips tightly in her hands. After much hesitation, she bet them all on "big".
When the people around him saw this, they all showed gloating smiles, and their collective bets were all waiting to see Tsunade's joke.
It's easy to win against Tsunade.
If you buy it in the opposite direction, the villa is close to the sea.
The dealer slowly shook the dice cup, and the sound of the dice colliding in the cup made Tsunade's heart rise to her throat.
Finally, the dice cup slowly opened, and when she saw the three sixes inside, Shizune screamed excitedly: "Win, win! Win, Tsunade-sama!"
Everyone around was dumbfounded!
The legendary fat sheep actually won money! ?
However, Tsunade didn't feel any joy. Instead, she looked at the chips on the table with a worried look.
She was well aware of her gambling luck. In the past, bad things would happen every time she won money, and she was worried that this time would be no exception.
Her brows were furrowed, and there was a vague feeling of uneasiness in her heart. She muttered: "How can I win today? Is there something big going to happen..."
Shizune didn't notice Tsunade's strangeness. She happily raised the Ninja Dolphin high and said to Tsunade with a smile: "Tsunade-sama, we won. This time we can win everything we lost before. It’s back!”
Tsunade forced a smile and responded, "I hope so."
At this time, the closed door was suddenly kicked open!
The leader wore a forehead protector.
But it's not Konoha's forehead protector.
It's the Snow Ninja's forehead protector!
Everyone suddenly became angry when they saw the snow ninja who broke in.
"Hey! Girl! Do you know where this is?"
Before the casino thug could touch her body, the leading female snow ninja raised her hand and touched the thug's arm.
At a speed visible to the naked eye, the thug's body was covered with ice crystals, and then the ice covered his entire body!
"Ah! You! What are you going to do!"
"hehe."
From the execution of the technique to completely freezing the person, it only takes the blink of an eye!
The thug didn't even have time to beg for mercy before he was frozen!
The kunoichi turned her gaze to Tsunade.
"Ma'am, come with us!"
Tsunade is a Sannin after all. She slapped the table and looked at the female Snow Ninja who was not inferior to her in "strength": "So what if I don't leave?"
Shizune also quickly put down her Ninja Dolphin and made an attack stance.
However, the female snow ninja turned out her palm and used a kunai to gently cut her palm open.
When all the gamblers saw the blood, they all thought the woman was sick.
But Tsunade felt faint and covered her painful head!
When Shizune saw this, her heartbeat suddenly slowed down by half a beat!
Oops! Tsunade is suffering from hemophobia!
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