Sister, please stop teasing me

But Jiang Mubai still held back, after all, this is a hot pot restaurant, everyone is here to eat, not to eat dog food, if the two of them sprinkle dog food here, it will be bad, at least it will affect the business of the store.

Think about it, forget it.

Two people, you have one chopstick, I have one chopstick, and soon the dishes ordered are basically wiped out, and the two people leaned on the back of the chair.

Jiang Xiaoran touched her slightly bulging belly and sighed: "It's so full, it looks like I'm pregnant, I don't know what it's like to be pregnant", as if he was talking to himself, immersed in his own world and unable to extricate himself.

Jiang Mubai was still lazily lying on the backrest, and almost ejected

, but I didn't hear it clearly just now, what did Sister Ran say???? Sister Ran said that she didn't know what it was like to be pregnant?

Jiang Mubai raised her hand directly and looked at Jiang Xiaoran with a serious face: "Sister Ran! I can!" Jiang Mubai said this coldly, and Jiang Xiaoran was stunned, what kind of plane does this guy do, what can I do.

"What??Did I say something just now?", in fact, Jiang Xiaoran didn't react at all when he was talking to himself just now, and accidentally said his inner thoughts, and the most important thing was that he was heard by Jiang Mubai, an eavesdropper.

Jiang Mubai smiled evilly, Sister Ran really didn't understand or was she pretending not to understand, it was obviously what she said herself, why couldn't she remember it in a blink of an eye.

"Sister Ran, have you forgotten what you just said? Everyone is an adult, so you have to be responsible for what you say~", Jiang Mubai said with a smile, but this smile has some bad thoughts in it.

Jiang Xiaoran's brain was running wildly, what did he say just now, was it something that shouldn't be said, why did Jiang Mubai keep holding on to himself and refused to let go, he must have said the wrong thing.

No, no, no, I absolutely can't admit what I just said!

So Jiang Xiaoran began a journey of pretending to be crazy and stupid.

"Hmm, what did I just say, I obviously didn't say anything?", and used all his acting skills to perform better, but in front of Jiang Mubai, it was really useless.

"Sister Ran, you taught me when I was a child, people have to learn to be honest! It's obvious that you're lying!", Jiang Mubai had a harmless expression, people who don't know really think he is an honest man, but in fact he is not.

"Okay, then what did you say about what I just said, give you a chance to think about it, I hope you cherish it!", Jiang Xiaoran deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "thinking", just hoping that Jiang Mubai could consider his words and not embarrass himself.

Jiang Mubai rubbed his hands expectantly: "Hey, hey, Sister Ran, you just said that you don't know... What is it like to be pregnant, I said I could... Hey, hey, hey", Jiang Mubai is really super brave, Jiang Xiaoran's words to warn him just now were like wind in his ears, and he didn't think much about it for a second before saying the sentence just now.

How could this !!

be !!

how could he say such a shameful thing, and in front of Jiang Mubai, the most important thing was that he didn't have the slightest feeling, so he blurted out directly, is this really what he said?

How could I say such a thing, don't talk nonsense!", Jiang Xiaoran covered his face after speaking, it was so hot!

No, he was shy of a hammer, it should be Jiang Mubai who should be shy, hmph!

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaoran immediately became arrogant, and looked at Jiang Mubai with his head upright, as if he wanted to confront him.

"Stinky Xiaobai, I said that I had a child or something, do you dare!, can you do it if you promise so positively!", it is rare to see in a hundred years, Jiang Xiaoran actually started to be brave, it is really not easy.

Even Jiang Mubai was a little stunned by this wave of operations, what kind of operation was this, he was really stunned.

"Sister Ran... You... You really ??? what you say", and the tone was a little more excited than the tone of the flirtation just now, as if something was attracting him.

Of course, there are things that attract him, and it can't be said to be things, it should be people who attract him.

Jiang Xiaoran didn't let it go at all: "Of course it's serious! Hmph, don't look at who your sister Ran is, how can you not believe what you say?"

Jiang Mubai only felt that his blood had begun to boil, he hadn't experienced this kind of boiling feeling for a long time, and the last time he had this feeling was when Teacher Feng retired... Ahem....

"That's... Let's hurry home, the people in the queue behind can't wait to eat, it would be a little rude for us to stay like this any longer, isn't it", in order to round this lie, Jiang Mubai also turned his head and looked around.

Jiang Xiaoran, who originally thought that Jiang Mubai was pretending, also looked around, wanting to see if Jiang Mubai was pretending, but she was greatly surprised.

I found that there were already a lot of people waiting for them to finish eating, this... At

first, the male compatriots who looked at this side were all angry, but as soon as they saw Jiang Xiaoran turn their heads, their expressions became calm, not to talk about whether they are beautiful or not, the main thing is that they are not polite.

Jiang Xiaoran urged Jiang Mubai to pack up his personal belongings and then prepare to go back, those male compatriots are sad, fairy-level beauties can only be seen on TV, and finally met them in real life, but the result is just fleeting, it's really sad!!

the two walked out of the hot pot restaurant side by side.

"Sister Ran, I seem to be a little swollen from eating, why don't we go to the park for a walk, just to eliminate food", Jiang Mubai looked at the beautiful moonlight outside, and couldn't help but propose.

Soon, this proposal was affirmed by Jiang Xiaoran.

You must know that Jiang Xiaoran, who is usually very strict with body management, pays great attention to diet, and he and Stinky Xiaobai actually ate so much today, it really shouldn't be.

Since you have eaten everything, you can only rely on the method of burning calories, otherwise you will definitely accumulate fat.

If the place where the fat is accumulated is right, it is actually not a bad thing, but this kind of thing cannot be controlled by humans, not to mention that Jiang Xiaoran lacks nothing, and the place where it should be is not small at all, then this is enough.

Jiang Xiaoran nodded, and naturally grabbed Jiang Mubai's arm, which was still very close, just like a couple in love.

Jiang Mubai felt the soft feeling coming from his arm, and his heart was also full of emotion.

Yes, yes, Sister Ran's figure has gotten better recently.

Choosing the principle of proximity, the two of them went to the nearest park.

Maybe it's because it's still a little early, there aren't too many people in the park, most of them are grandparents and grandparents who come here to play and walk, and some teenagers who sweat on the court.

Jiang Mubai looked at the direction of the basketball court and couldn't take his eyes off it, and Jiang Xiaoran next to him looked sideways slightly.

Does he

want to play?" "Xiaobai, hasn't you played for a long time?" Do you want to play?", Jiang Xiaoran asked intimately.

At this time, Jiang Mubai came back to his senses, did he just watch others play for a long time?

Since Sister Ran asked herself, so... It must be a walk with Sister Ran, I originally said that I would come for a walk to eliminate food, how could I run to play ball by myself.

So Jiang Mubai said very seriously: "Sister Ran, I'm taking a walk with you today, don't play, what's the point of playing"

Besides, it's not that I haven't played recently, but this ball is not a ball in the traditional sense.

Hey, hey, hey... Is this something that can be said?

Jiang Xiaoran looked at Jiang Mubai's serious appearance and rolled his eyes.

Why does this guy always like not to tell the truth, is he so unreasonable? Besides, it's just a ball, and I can play with him, but I don't know how to do it, it's just a little party.

"Just play ball, I can also play with you, there are still a lot of empty fields over there, we can go and play", Jiang Xiaoran proposed.

Jiang Mubai's eyes lit up, it seemed that he could indeed do this, not bad.

But the problem at hand is that there is no basketball, what can I do?

Why don't you borrow one? Yes, you can, but I don't know if people will lend it to you.

Jiang Mubai looked at the direction of the basketball court, then put his hands on Jiang Xiaoran's shoulders, looked at her seriously, and said, "Sister Ran, you wait here, I'll buy a few... Borrow a basketball", Jiang Mubai learned the classic lines in the prose, and he also revealed his true feelings.

Then Jiang Mubai was like a cunning rabbit, and he slipped out with a swoop.

By the time Jiang Xiaoran reacted, Jiang Mubai had already run away.

"You bastard! Don't run", Jiang Xiaoran can't wait to hammer him twice, just let him call him brother before, but now he still wants to be his father, isn't this a light in the toilet - looking for death (shit)!

When he comes back, he must teach him a good lesson, otherwise this kid doesn't know how to remember for a long time!

At this time, Jiang Xiaoran had a doubt in his heart, whether it was Jiang Mubai or what he saw on the Internet, why do boys like their girlfriends to call themselves father? This is really a very strange phenomenon.

So Jiang Xiaoran took out his mobile phone and searched on Du Niang.

While typing, he muttered in his mouth: "Why do boys like to call their girlfriends their fathers

" and then jumped out of the "full of boys' conquest and desire"

Ah, ah, what is this, what is this conquest, what is the conquest, what is the desire, it is too embarrassing!

Jiang Xiaoran only felt that his face was really hot now.

Hmph! Jiang Mubai is too dishonest, I'll teach him a lesson later.

Jiang Xiaoran continued to flip through the relevant entries.

[Why does my boyfriend like to eat his own bunny]

Click in and take a look

!!!

this mother is too improper!

But Jiang Xiaoran really couldn't overcome his curiosity, so he clicked in and looked red.

Jiang Mubai came to one of the basketball courts, several people were playing ball, and there were a few basketballs on the ground next to it that were not used, so Jiang Mubai looked at a few people over there and shouted: "Handsome guy! Borrow a ball and pay you back

!" Several people turned around at the same time, presumably thinking of themselves as "handsome guys", one of them should be the owner of the basketball and replied: "OK, take it and play!"

After speaking, several people continued to play, because they were still playing.

Some of the people in the crowd joked: "Xiao Yang, people are so handsome and they still call you handsome, you are more handsome than others hahahaha"

Several people laughed, and the air was full of joy.

That Xiao Yang also blushed, quite embarrassed.

Borrowing the ball, Jiang Mubai thanked him.

When I returned to Jiang Xiaoran's side, I found that she was looking at the phone screen with a pair of beautiful eyes, staring intently, not knowing what she was looking at, the most important point was that Jiang Xiaoran actually blushed with shame, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly, I don't know what she was thinking.

Even Jiang Mubai leaned over, Jiang Xiaoran didn't notice him, it should be that the smell on Jiang Mubai's body is more familiar, let Jiang Xiaoran feel at ease, if it was a stranger, Jiang Xiaoran would definitely find out at the first time.

"Hey, Sister Ran, what are you doing", Jiang Mubai leaned over and looked at it for a long time and saw what "boyfriend", "eating rabbit" or something, because Jiang Xiaoran's mobile phone film is the kind of anti-peeping, Jiang Mubai can't see clearly next to her at all, unless she snatches her mobile phone, she can't see it clearly.

Jiang Xiaoran was full of excitement, when did this kid come over, why didn't he react at all

!ps: I was too lazy to break the context, I was afraid that I would break my train of thought, so I simply wrote it directly, two in one!!